AGRICULTURE. To KEEP HONEY —Put the honey in a ory, warm room. It the temperature is even 100 ®F. it will be all the better. In such a room the honey will not gather moisture, or "sweat," as it is called, and there will be no trouble from souring. Ex tracted honey should always be kept in open vessels covered with cotton clotn, so t;>e moisture, in case it was not extracted before it WHS thoroughly cured, would es cape. If this ptecautiou is takeo, there is little danger in extracting before the honey is capped over, beginning just as the cap ping is commenced. It extracted honey is kept in a temperature of from 80 ® to 100®, it wiL 1 net granulate. Granulation, however, does not iujure the lioney; iu fact it is one of the bes* tests of its purity. To re-liquety candied honey, we have only to heat it. If we are caret ill not to raise the temperature above 180®, it will lose Lone of its excellence. To do this, esily, place the crock or can containing the hon ey in a vessel of water, placing something on the bottom of the vessel so that the crock may not touch the bottom aud be come too much heated. If the water lu the vessel is not permitted to boil, there is little danger of the honey being injured. Honey should be put up in clean attractive packages, which will not leak. A'HAT FORMS OF JNITKOGKN DO PLANTS USE FOR FOOD? —Plants can take their ni trogen as ammonia, as nitric acid, and as organic nitrogen. They seem to prefer ni trates and ammonia. The number of or ganic nitrogen compounds which they are able to digest, so to speak, is limited. Practically the larger p&it of the nitroge nous food of plauts seems to consist of the nitric acid wheh their roots gather from the soil. This nitric acid is aerived most ly from the decay of vegetable and animal remains in the soil, though part comes from the atmosphere in the form of ammonia and citric acid. Tbe inert nitrogen com pounds, which, until changed, are useless 10 the plant, are gradually altered by the process of nitriticatiou above referred to, and finally reach the conditton of ammonia and nitric at. id, the forms which plants prefer. And not only is the vegetable mat ter of the soil worked over for the use of Dlauts, but acflfial refuse, dung, guano, and the vaiious materials used as fertihz ere, including even ammonia, are trans formed by nature in that wonderful labo ratory which we call the soil, aud made into the compounds best fi ted for the plant. OSAGE ORANGE FROM CUTTING?. —The Osage orange grows readily from cuttings, both of the blanches and tLe root, but ex perienced hedgers only use plauts raised from seeds. The la l >or of making the cut tings is much greater, but the great objec tion is tne lack of uuiformity of the plants thus raised. In setting a hedge it is im portant to use plants as nearly alike as possible in size and vigor, else those that have a slight advantage at first, in size and strength, will keep it, crowding the weak er, and preventing that uniformity so de sirable In a complete hedge. For this rea son the first step with hedge plauts, when they are taken up in the tall, is tocarefuliy assort them and tie In bundles, so that m planting, those in any part of the hedge will IK ts much alike as possible. If a dozen cuttings were raised from a shoot they would be very much unlike; those from the terminal bud, and a few other buds nearest the top would be much more vigorous than tnose from buds lower down and tome of them would be of such slow growth as to be unfit lor planting in a hedge. Thkkx are n any sores on cattle which if kept constantly washed clean with cold water and kept rree from dirt woula heal of themselves. A very careful herdsman says his practice of curing hoof rot is to thoroughly cleanse the afftcted parts with warm water aad soap, and then apply warm tar between the noof. In very bed cases there w ill be a large core to come out; remove it carefully with the thumb and finger, cleanse the cavity as above with soap and water, and then fill with warm tar. the parts thoroughly covered with t*r, even if it is necessary to use a bandage. Keep the animal in a clean, dry pasture. It is no more liable to affect the whole system than any other ul cer. When once cured there is no danger of its appearing again unless from the same cause. THE British government has some very stringent rules regarding the manufacture of gunpowder for the public service. The charcoal is to be made of dog-wood and must be of the utmost cleanliness, any trace of the baik being considered an im purity sufficient to condemn it. The wood must also be cut in the spring, not that it is not just as good at any other time, but because when the sap is lisiug the bark is easily removed aDd the wood is perfectly clean, while with wood cut later the pro cess involves the boiling of the wood or the shaving ot the bark with a knife, and the wood itself decajs much faster when stacked. THE absorptive powers of charcoal are so great tliat it w ill absorb about eighty times more gas than its own measurement. It is to this quality that it owes its efficacy when given to bloat< d animak, and nothing equal to it was ever given or has ever been discovered in such cases. Few of our readers but are doubtless aware nificently it acts in human complaints, and to encn it is recdmmended in diseases of domestic animals, and especially of swine, with just as much confidence in its being a suceas as when given to human beings. WHAT WILL KILL CORBEL?—Sorrel has running roots, and can ouly be killed by plowing it under deeply and growing some other crop that will smother it. It the ground is too wet to grow grass and clover it should be drained. As the ground is probably well seeded with the sorrel, it will be necessaiy to persevere for some time before it can be wholly cleared of it. When the ground is well drame 1 a good application of lune would be use ful. POSEY county, Indiana, claims to have raised the largest cow in the world. Her name is Lady Posey, breed mixed Durham and Big English. Her measurements are: Greatest height, 5 feet 10 inches; girth, 8 feet 9 inches; length 10* feet 6 inches; or including tail, 17 feet; her form is good, and, though not fat, she weitrbs 3,000 pounds. Her color is red and white; red predominating. Age, six years. Her present owner lives in Stark county, Illi nois. BCGAR beetß, mangels or turnips boiled are excellent food for breeding sows. It is as necessary that a breeding sow should be a good milker as it is in the care of a cow. The value of a sow's progeny de pends largely upon the milk she gives. The feeding of such roots as mentioned above, not only produces a good supply of milk, but adds greatly to the healthy condition of the sow. IN sowing wheat be careful that no foul seeds get into the ground through the drill or by the hand of the sower. Have your seed wheat perfectly clean. An hour spent in making seed clean will save a day or a week in the future in eradicating weeds. DOMESTIC. A BBOTB FOB THE SICK. —For one por tion ot broth take half a pound ot freshly killed meat, cut in t small pieces, add to it 1$ pounds of distilled water, to which has been added four drops of pure cblorhy dric (muriatic) acid, and half to one drachm of common salt; mix them well together. After standing an hour, the whole is strained through a couical hair sieve, such as is. ordinarily used in the kitchen, allowiug it to pass through with out pressing. The portion passing through first being cloudy, it is again passed through the sieve, and this process repeated until it becomes perfectly clear. Upon the residue of meat remaining lu the se ivc, half a pound of distilled water is poured, iu small portions. In this tnau ner about oue pound of liquid (extract of meat) is obtained, of a red color, and pleasant meat broth taste. It is adiuiuis tered to the sick, cold, by the cupful, according to their inclination. It must not be heated, as it becomes cloudy there by, and a thickooagulum oi meat albumen ami liematiu is deposited. A young lady of 18 years, in my family, being ill with typhus fever, first introduced this prepa ration. It was called forth by the remark of my family plijsician, (Dr. Pfeuser), that, iu a certain slate of this disease, the greatest difficulty mat with by physicians lay in incomplete digestion, a consequence of the condition of lue intestines, and be sides, in the want of a nutriment proper for digestion and for the formation of blood. The common broths prepared by boiling a*c deficient— in fact iu all these constituents uecessary for the formation of the albumen of the blood—aud the yolks of eggs, often added thereto, cou pons very little of this material, for it has 82J percent, water aud fat, and only IT4 per cent, of a substance very similar to, it not the same as the albumeu of the egg; aud whether this is equal in nuincious qualities to the albumen of the meat is, ac oording to the investigations of Magendie, at least doubtful. The uew broth contains besides meat albumeu, a certain quantity of hematin, and, therein, a far greater quantity of iron necessary for the for.ua tiox of the blood corpuscles, aud fiually, the digestive chlohydnc acid. A great Hindrance to the employment of this broth duringthe summer is its liability to change in warm weather; it commences regularly to ferment, like sugar water with yeast, without the usual odor. (What substance is here formed is well worthy investiga tion.) Ou account of this the meat mu A be extracted with perfectly cold water, and in a cold place. Ice water, and re frigeration witn ice, completely remove mis difficulty. Most important of all is it that the meat lie perfectly fresh, and not several days old. This broth is uow in use in the nospital and in the private prac tice of several of the most eustiuguished physicians or Munich. 1 should, perhaps tiavehesitated togive greater publicity to so simple a thing if a new —and to uiy family especially important—case bad not con vinced me of the great uulricious prop erties of this soup, aud hence arises the natuial wish that its benefits may be ex perienced by a wider circle, and other suf ferers be rest red by its beniflceut i Heels* A young married lady, who, ia cou e queuce of an ovarian inflammation, could take no solid food, lived for two months entirely upon this broth, at the end of which period her health was eutirely re stored. During this time she gamed in flesh and strength. Generally patients take this food without opposition only so long as they are ill; as soon as they can take ether food they reject this, perhaps owisg to the color and the faiut meat odor. It mignt in many cases be of use to color the broth browu by adding burnt sugar. OSE CAUSE OF UXJUC IK HORSES. —Colic in horses is often brought on by feeding hay patsed through the corn-stalk cutter, mixed with meal, middlings, or bran, and then wet up. Ihe hoise eats this food, thus prepaied, so rapidly, that it is not properly masticated, and consequently be comes so clogged up in the stomach as to cause indigestion, followed by colic; more especially if directly after eating he is al lowed to drinE heartily of water; and the colder this is, so much the more liable to bring on colic, Tho best way, when a horse is brought into the stable, is to lei him stand a short time, particularly if sweaiing, then give him three or four quaris of water, not over cold; then some uncut hay; after this a feed of grain or meal; and half an hour after that is eaten, all the water he pleases to drink. Some horses will eat cut hay wit-i impunity, others cannot, or at least not until they have eaten some uncut. To COCK FOULTHY. —All kinds of poul try and meat cau be cooked quicker by adding to the water in which they are boiled a little vinegar or a piece of lemon. By the use ot a little acid, there will be a considerable saving of fuel, as well as shortening of time. Its action is beneti cia' on old, tousrh meals, rendering them quite tender and easy of digestion. Taint ed meats and fowls will lose their had taste and odor, if cooked in this way, and if not used too freely, no taste of it will be ac quired. A ERY WHOLESOME FAMILY SOUP. — Two pounds of neck of beef, one pound oi peeled potatoes, four onions, one stock ot celery; cup of beef and vegetables, and put them into a sauce pan, with three quarts of cold water; next add two ounces of pearl barley and let it all simmer two hours; then edd half a pound of bread crusts, with pipperand salt to taste and simmer two hours longer; then rub the whole through a wre sieve; add one tea spoonful of browning and one of mush room catsup; boil all up again and serve. PLASTER ol paris mixed with gum ara bic water makes an excellent white cement, but must be used immediately as it hardens quickly. A mixture of five pirts ot gelatine to one of acid chromate of lime, applied to broken edges, which should be pressed together and exposed to the sunlight, makes an insoluble cement. A FLANNEL cloth dipped into warm soap suds and then into whiting and applied to paints will instantly remove all grease and dirt. Wash with clean water and dry. The most delicate paint will not be injur - ed, and will look like new. SOFT ENING CAST IRON. —The surface of cast iron may be softened for turning or planing by immersion for 24 hours in a solution of one part ot nitric acid to tour of water. COUGH SYRUP.—Take one-halt pint of good vinegar, the same of molasses; boil together. While hot, add one half ounce of laudanum Dose, one tabiespoonful five or six times a day. FINE INK.—An exceedingly fine ink is said to be produced bv the follownig re cipe: 11 parts galls. 2 parts green vitriol, one seventh part indigo solution, and 33 parts of water. Writing executed with this ink may, it is true, be removed by means of diluted acids, but it may be ren dered visible 8 1 - —ical means. OILSTONES. ij A iUCf IO which a few drops of alcohel have;been added, is an ex cellent application for oilstones on which fine instruments are to be sharpened. HUMOROUS. MANY stories are told of tho frugality of Scotchmen, but the Elgin Couraut gives the latest and best: "A Highlander with a speckled hen came into Aberdeen one day and fasteued bis vehicle to a post. Pulling an old sack from under tho seat, he proceeded to feed the horse. What on earth the hen was for we couldn't imagine, until, just Iwfore leaving he tied one end of tho siring attached to the heu's leg, to the hind wheel of the wagou, ami the mystery was solved. He hail brought the hen along to pick up the last oat let by the horse, that nothing might be lost." VERY narrow escape: A youth of lli berniau extraction in chopping wood with a hatchet the other day was so unfortu nate as to graze the thumb of hU left hand with which he wss steadying the piece of kindling he was splitting. Ruefully gazing at the injured member he leuiark ed: "Be gorra. It was a good thing J did not have a hold of the handle with both hands, or I'd have cut it off sure." A Suill* o! KiII RIMC-I ton. This from the Cleveland (Ohio) Pmny Prtsa, carries its own suggestion: lie cently meeting Mr. H. G. Keller, treas urer of the Cleveland Herald, o ir repre sentative inquired ot that gentleman, alter stating his mission, if he personally knew anything about tbe Great German Remedy St. Jacob's Oil. A smile played across Mr. Killer's expressive face and his eyes twinkled merrily as he replied in the affir mative. 1 will not refuse to state my ex perience with it, and you may use it as you think best. Four years ago 1 spr lined my ankles, an accident which, us you are aware, entails much suffering aud some times leaves the limb iu a conditiou to re mind one frequently of the old hurt. UU fortunately this result ensued. Whenever the weather became damp or my system absorbed the slightest cold my aukles pained me. This weut ou at intervals for over three years, and I could not obtain relief. Last winter I applied the St. Jacob's Oil and it completely cured me. 1 have not eiuce felt a return of the paiu. THE bar has long been celebrated as an arena of humor. Mr. Jeffrey, in address ing a jury, was speaking fre*ly of a mili tary officer who had been a witness iu the ease. Having frequently described him as "this soldier," the officer, who was present, could not restrain himself, but started up. calling out, "Don't call me a soldier, sir; 1 atn an officer.'* "Well, gentlemen." proceeded Mr. Jeffrey, "ibis officer who is no soldier, was the sole cause of the whole disturbance." "BUB, did you ever stop to thiuk," said a Michigan avenue grocer recently, as he measured out half a pack of potatoes, "that these potatoes contain sugar, water and starch?" '\Noo, I didn't," replied the bey, "but 1 heard mother say that you put peas and*beans In your coffee, and about a pint of water in about every quart of mi'k you sold." The subject of nat ural philosophy was dropped right there. The Trenton J ) Gazette, mentions the of Mr. John Wood, with the American Pottery Co., that city, who was cured by St Jacob's 0.l of an attack of rheumatism, which had confined him to his bed for seventeen weeks. Ho praieus it unstintedly. "MA," said a little g.rl who had just commenced her lessons in geography, •'whereabouts shall 1 find the state of mat rimony?" "Oh," replted the mother "you will tind that to be one of the United Suites." A BRIGHT little o#y, hearing his father say that man ought to "stick to his busi ness," emptied a bonis of mucilage in the old gentleman's office chair. The old man sav* he has not been stuck so badly since 1857, and rewarded his offspring by taking him, on a whaling trip to the back cellar. "WHY don't you wheel that bar row of coals, Ned?" said a learned miner to one of lus sous, "it's not a very hard job, and there is an inclined pkne which will relieve you." "Ah," replied Ned who had more relish for wit than work, "the plane may he inclined, but hang me if lam " The idea of work is enough for some pi ople. DUKIXG the dearth of news in a west ern newspaper office, the office cat was jammed in the job press, and the editor immediately set up the following head liner: "Dreadful accidentl Nine lives lost." "fc-wEETs to the sweet," said the funny young man as he handed the waiter girl a faded boquet. "Beets to the beat," re turned the girl as she pushed niui a plate of vegetables. A Voice From rh® Frees. I take this opportunity to bear testi mony to the efficacy of your "flop Bit ters." Expecting to find them nauseous and bitter and composed of bad whiskey, we were agreeably surprised at their mild taste, just like a cup of tea. A M*-g. Cresswell and a Mrs. Conner, friends, have likewise tried, and pronounce them the best medicine they have ever taken for building up strcngih and toning up tho system. 1 was troubled with costiveness, headache and want of appetite. My ail ments are now all gone. 1 have a yearly contract with a doctor, to look after the health of myself and family, -but I need him rot now. S. GIJ.LTLAND, July 25, 1878. People s Advocate, Fittsb'g, Fa, JONES thiDks the man is fortunate who has his will contested after his death only, lie says his will has been contested ever since lie wedded Mrs. J. "THAT fellow is juit like a telescope." said a dashing New York girl. Von can draw him out an 1 look through him, and shut him np hgain. "IT isn't loud praying that counts with the Lord so much as four full quarts for every gallon," says an Arkansas circuit rider. WHAT IS the d fference between a fool and a looking glass? Tne fool speaks without reflecting and the looking glass reflects without speaking. "NOTHINO so much destroys a man's peace of mind as to hear a woman express the intention of giving him a piece of hers." "1 would no more do without 'Sellers' Liver Pills' in my house," says a neigh bor, "than flour." They always cure headache, constipation, etc. VOLTAIRE had his cynical dab at doctors when he spoke of a physician as a "man who pours drugs, of which he knows little, into bodies of which he knows less." "ARE you dry, Pal?" "Dry's not the word; shake me and ye'll see the dust comin' out o' me mouth." "A FELLOW teeliug makes us wondrous kind"—but net when the fellow's feeling for your pocketbook. THERE is A wealthy brewer in Montreal who built a chnrcli, and inscribed on it: "This ch.irch was erected by Thomas Molson. at his sole expense, Hebrews, xx chapter." Some of the McOill college wags got a ladder one uignt, and altered the inscription aa to make it read: '•This church was erected by Thomas Molson at his soul's expense. He brews (double) XX," "Made New Again." Mrs WM. D. KYOKVAN, St. Catherines, Out,, says. "It. V. Pierce, BulTilo, N. Y., 1 have used your 'Favorite Pretcrlp t on,'' Golden Medical Discovery,' and 'Pleasant Purgative Pellets,' for the last three months and find myself (what shall I say)— 'made new again' are the only words that express it. 1 was reduced to a skeleton, could not walk across the floor without faulting, could keep nothing in the sliape of food on my stomach. My self and triends had given up all hope, my immediate death secuied certain. I now live (to the surpriso of everybody) and am able to do my own work." A FISKI.Y dressed lady slipped aud tell near the post office, recently, and the gen tleman who assisted lier to her feet in quired, "Did you break any bones, ma lam?" "No, I guets not," she re plied, "but lam just as mad as if 1 had broken a dozen of 'em!" A gentleman was talking about a popu lar judge to Bcrgeant Hallantlne. "lie is a very good tcliow, for he never says a word against anyone," observed tin gen tleman. "It would oe surprising if he did," rented the Sergeant; "for he never talks of anyone but himself. *' Voice of the People. 11. V. FIERCE, M. D., Buffalo, N. Y.: I had a serious disease of the lungs, and was for a time confi ied to my bed and under the earo of a physician. llis pre script! ns did not help me. I grew worse, coughing very severely. I commenced taking your "Golden Medical Discovery," and it cured me. Yours respectfully. J T'DITU BURNETT, Hillsdale, Mich. "I wish to ask tne court," said a face tious barrister, who had been called to tes tify as au expert, "if I am compelled to come into this case, in which 1 have no personal interest, and give a legal opinlou for nothing?" "Yes, yes,-' certainly." replied the mild mannered judge; "give it for what it is worth." Pierce's "Pleasant Pureative Pellets'' are peifect preventives of constipation. Inclosed in glass bottles, always fresh. By ail druggists. MATRIMONY nowadays seems to be N very incomplete thing. It is so apt to be supplemented Dy a divorce on the ground of incompatibility that we are reminded of the poor fellow who took bis partner to the priest, but finding to his horror that he hadn't money enough to pay t 1 e proper fee, thought to compromise by saying: "Well. lam sorry, but you bct*- ler marry us as tar as the money will go and I'll risk the rest." Regulate the Secret lore. In our endeavors to preserve health it is of the utmost importance that we keep the secretory system in perfect conditiou. The well-known remedy Kidney-wort, has specific action on the kidneys, liver and bowels. Use it rnstead of dosing with vile bitters or drastic pills. It is purely vegetable aud is prompt but mild in action. It is prepared in both dry and liquid form and gold by druggists every where. — Heading Eaylc. A_, questionabi.b oouipllmenl: "Gra c'ous mel" exclaimed Sarah, looking into the glass: "how awfully my hair looks. I haven't combed it for two days." "Why. Sarah." said Lydia, "is it possible? I never should have suspected it. It looks as well as 1 ever saw it." Sarah didn't kuow whether to be complimented or in sulted. To LADIES ONLT. Tbe wish to be beau tiful is predominant in every woman, and none can say she does not care whether she is beautiful or not. Dr. T. F. Gour aud's Orieutul Cream, or Magical Beauti tier elicits a clear or transparent complex ion, free from Tan, Freckles, or Moth Patches, and so closely imitating nature as to defy detection. It has the highest medical testimony as well as professional celebrities,and on its own merits it has be come one of tbe largest and a popular sj>c cialty in the trade. MMB. M. B. T. GOU- B.M'D, Sole Proprietor, 48 Bond Street, Mew York. For sale by all Druggists and fancy Goods Dealers throughout the United States, Canadas and Europe. "WHAT sort UT a uiau is he?" a friend asked Theadore Hook. "Short." replied Hook, "and bald. He used to cut his hair, but now his hair has cut him." THE pitiable condition of tho9e poor fellows who in the olden time were "bound out" to some trade until they were of ago is hinted at in an advertise ment to this effect: —' Wanted, two ap prentices who will be treated as one of the family." A Modern Medical Miracle Is without doubt the discove-y of "Anakesis" bv Dr. > iln e. an intal lble remedy for the most p inful and exasp latin • o' ail dise s a. Pies. 600.000 once afflicted mo-tals gladly attest tbo vir ue of 'Aiisk'ris" and suffiring miliion- Joyously liul 'he hope of r lief, Th 1 simple, i aiional, common se> so nature cf this mnrve o"B d;scjvery of a cure s> safe, easy, and certain, lor a e sease so pa nful and per a stent, l as excitedtko w mdiT of tho people and admiration of medical n en. t i-i the re sult of 40 v ars' ex'eiitnoe by a d s inguished and sea n'iflc phys c an. 'lbis real y gteat reoie.ly combines the cootlpntr ryst> m of the ' Engl sh. the meek nica me. hod of t' e tren h and tho heroic nu d cal custom of American Burgeons. ""Anak ss * ther< fore afforda almost ms'aut relief from paiu. ieeps i p the raw sen itive tumors and, both by pr ssure and medication, cuies the most invct rate cases of pil< s. It has stood the critical tost of 20 yei rs' use Bga net the cav is of ignorant luHtitiionH and unscupulous empiricism. Over half a mill oa of persons have ustd it and none w thcut bent lit. Doctors of all eobools preccr.be t as the nearest possible to an in lailii le reuitd>*. -ainpisof 'Anekesis" ar> rent fne c a;l sufferers by P. Nem-taedter A Co., DJXSOIO, New York, sole manufaiturers. Bold by druggists every whero. Price ill 00 ptr Lox. Don't Die In the House. Ask Druggists for "Rough cn Rats." It char out lat-, mice. l.ed-bt:gs, road es, ver min, flus, ants, insects. 15c. per box. On Thirty Days* Trial. The Voltaic Belt Co. Marshall. M'oh., will send their EJeotro-Voltaic Belts and oti.or Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to any person aflbete • with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality, and kindrod troubles, guarantee ing complete restoration of vigor aad man hood. Address as above without delay. P- S.— No rink is inourred, as 30 days' trial s allowed. MKSMRS. MOEGAN * LISADLT Mutual Lift yuiut Jig, Tenth and CheßUiut, otree s, haye o baud a superb stock oi extra flue quality Dia monds, which they offer at as low prices as tones oi the first quality, perfect alike la color an* snap o, can ce sold lot A PAINTIKO of the proditral son, on exhi bition in one of the Paris naileries, Is designated as follows: "The prodigal in watching the hogs thinks of bis parents." "Bather rough on his parents," says Guil boilard. # In those advanced stages of bronchial disease, where great orgauic decay pre cludes the possibility of restoration. Dr. Bull's Cough Byrup gives very grateful ease and relief to the weary suHcrur. A CERTAIN little damsel, being aggrava ted beyond endurance by her big brother, f'll down on lier knees and cried: "O Lord, bless my brother Tom. He lies, ho steals he swears. All boys do. Us girls don't. Amen." YVliy Wear Plastcm? They may relieve, but tbey can't cure that lame back for the kidneys are the trouble, aud you want a remedy to act di rectly on their secretions, to purify and restore their healthy condition. Kidney- Wort, ha s specific action —and at the same time it regulates the bowels perfect ly. Don't wait to get sick, but get a package to-day, and cure yourself. Either liquid or dry for sale at the diuggista.— Binyhamton Republican. •'SIR, my party has a quick way of using up rascals." "Nodoubt of it, sir." A partv that makes such habitual use of rascals must exj>est to use some of them up; its tcols can't last always." BOHR men are inconsistent creatures. They will get up in the middle of the night aud throw their boots at a dog because he is howling, and the next night pay five dollars a seal to hear au Italian opera. There is hardly an adult person living but is sometimes troubled with kidney difficulty, which is the most pro'lfic aud dangerous cause ot all disease. There ia no sort of need to have any form of kid ney or urinary trouble if Hop Bitters are taken occasionally. Acuosa-eyed man who said that he was going to "vote as he shot," had his ballot carefully put among the "scattering," by the judicious inspector. ""iouwouldnt take a man's last cent for a cigar, would you?" "Certainty I would," remarked the proprietor. "Well, here it is, then," pacing over a cent, give me a cigar." —Thousands of persons who are bald to-day might have full heads of hair if they would ouly use CARU JLINE, a deodor ized extract of petroleum, which is the only preparation ever discovered thai will really do this. AN editor who speaks with the air of a man who has discovered a new fact by experience, says that the new way to pre vent bleeding at the nose is to keep your nose out of other people's business. *MY mother ia fcomg to get anew piano," said one little girl to another, the other day. "Oh, that's noibing," replied the other. "My mother is going to get a divorce." The Rent Proof of Merit is uniform success, and on Has basis Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver cure is without doubt one of the greatest reme dies in the land. "Hew did you travel, Jones, when you were in India?' "Ob, by the trunk line, principally." This Is regarded by tbo friends of the aforesaid Jones as an cle pl amine joke. THKY asked him if be was the best man at the wedding. "Mo," be said; "I don't know as 1 was the best, but, be jabers, 1 was as good a J any of 'em!" Allen's Brain Food Cures Nervous Debility and Weaaness of Generative Organs, $1 —all druggists, bend for circular. .Alien's Pharmacy, 818 First av„ N. 1. AT the polls, recently, it was easy to tell the mac who voted "yes" on the license question by the anpearacce of his "no's-" AN old judge Is credited with the re mark, "I don't know which does the most barm, enemies with the worst intentions, or frieuds with the If you have piuipies, noils, salt rheum, rough skin, etc., take "Lindsey's Blood Searcher." Sold by all druggists. Tint ladies are not amphibious because they have the appearance of being mostly sealskin. D. r BULL'S COUGH SYRUP YOU CAN BUY THTBIATCHIEY PUMP fTnllneil,or with Copper, Porcelain,or Iron Linings. Each one stenciled with my name as manufacturer is warranted in material and con struction. For sale by the host house* in the trade. If you do not know where to pet this pump, write to me as below, and I will send name of agent nearest you, who will supply you at my lowest prices. CHAS. O. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, 908 St. ®*Dul„inhp. • YOUNG MEN SffiTiWHt and be certain of a situation, address VALENTINE EKOB. Janaevilla. Wisconsin. mnsuwtton; I have a positive remedy for tbe above disease: by Its nee thouHanda of cases of the worst kind and of long standing have been cured. Indeed, BO strong is my faith in its efficacy, that I will rend TWO BOTTLEo FKEE, together with a VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease to any buffVrer. Give Express and P.O. address. Dli. T. A. BLOCUM, 181 Pearl St, New York. CARD COLLECTORS—A handsome set of cards for ti-seat stamp. A.U. BAbfcETT, hec-kvstw, N. Y fTHE GREAT CURE : >' y QB . \ RHEUMATISM i ——— T AM it is for all diseases of the KIDNEYS, \ LIVER AND BOWELS. > < It oleanses the system of the eorld poison that causes the dreadful suffering whioh >' oaijr tho victims of Illuumatiam ean realise. < ■ THOUSANDS OF CASES ) '' of the worst forms of this terrible disoase < have been quiokly relieved, in a short time > ,< PERFECTLY CURED, ' has had wonderful success, and an immense > , sale in every part of the Country. In hun- ' * dredsofoaeesi than cured where all else bad ' fkiled. It is mild, but efficient, CERTAIN ► , I.N ITS ACTION, but harmlosa In all oases. ' \ sr>i e cansea, Kircnglbena and glvesNow gJ / I.lfe to all the iniportniit organs of the body. > ( The natursl action of the Kidneys is restored. 1 The Liver is cleansed or all dtseaae, and the < / Bowels move freely and healthfully. In this > , way the worst diseases aro eradioutsd from * ' the system. \ As it has been proved by thousands that >, < is the most effectual remedy for cleansing the . >, system of all morbid t should be < usod in every household as aw > SPRING MEDICINE. > >i A.l-vsvs cures BIXIOUBNBBB. i ONSKEPA- < , TION, PI J. ;3 and oil VEMA LB Dissases. \ * Is put up in TVry Vegetable Ferss, In tin cans, ► 'i one package t f which inai.> i tquarts medicine. ' I Also lu Liquid Form, very Concentrated for ( * the convenience of those who cannot readily pre- > pare it. 11 actneith equal tfleieney in eilhtr/onM. < I GET ITOFTOCU WtUGQIST. FIUCE. 81.08 ( WELLS. KIC IIAi:IiSON ACo.. Prop s, > (Will send th* dr noeUHdd.i BrBI.IVfITOX.TT. , I Tue%Puri st and Best Modicuie e*w Katie. Acoluihlnatlen of Hops, Buchu, Wan* ' 1 clrnKleod Dandelion,wio.adt^bett and j mod emulative properties of all other Bitters, '* 1 in:ike#\thegnittAeb.t Blood Purifier, Liver t j Reg u |ya tor, tod LHa sod n aim hustoruxg INo disease an possibly long exist where Uop ( j Ihlar* ore VIU MHI and pwrlect are their Tl7 give SOT li%f# iti vigor ts tts Aged id ialra. To all whose eV"S'°reuteauae irrsgularl* ty of the bowelsor % m inary organs, or who re quire an andmhdStimulant, Hop Bitters are invajV" bl ®' Without intox icating. HHk No matter what your te\r!ingt or symptoms ■re wliat the diseano or auynn-nt is use Uop Bit ters. Don't wait until you * sick but if yon • i only feel Intd or niif<*rahie,M use tiiem at onoa lt may save your life.lt hasN* * T d hundreds. 8500 -ill be paid for a cal* they will not cure or help. Do not suffer'*l your frionds ■uflVr.bul use and urge wso Mop I Remember, Hop Bitters Is uo^k] r 'l* drugged drunken nostrum, hut the ' Mel; OS < r made ; the MKW KO^Ste^ K w STOMACH BITTER s A remedy with such a reputation at TTostetter's Rtomach Bitters deserves H fair trial If you are dvspeptlc, your malmiy will eventually yield to it; II you are feeble, lack Aesh and feel despondent, It will both build and cheer you up; If you are con stipated, it will relieve, and if tulious, healthfully stimulate your liver. Dont despond, but maA* th s effort In ihe right direction. For sale by aii Druggists and Dealers generally.* P ■ "P* A A. LfMllnf I