AGBICULTFRAL SOKGNRN FOB FEED.—I have never rais ed sorghum for the purpose ef syrup-mak ing, but I have raised it for feed, and con sider it superior to any other forage plant that I have ever raised in any State for this purpose, timothy and clover not ex cepted. 1 prepare the ground the same as for any other crop, and drill with my when* drill half a bushel of seed to the acre. 1 sow it from April to August Ist. If It grows strong and tall, I cut it with a re volving rake reaper, and, after allowing it to wilt for several days, I bind and shock it in large shocks till it is dried, then stack and salt it the same aa corn-stalks, if it is liner and shorter, I cut it with a mower and cure it the same as hay. It takes a long time to cure and dry out, otherwise it will heat and spoil. The stack should be long and narrow. The crop should stand until ripe enough for syrup, before cutting. It will not bleach and spoil on the ground like hay or grain. Many let it stand with out cutting and feed it on the ground; and cattle and sheep will eat it clean, even the buts and roots, leaving nothing. lam of the opinion that the large, coarse stalks are the best for working animals. My horses are working and driving on half ra tions of grain (rice aorn), and are doing better than when I feed them hay and corn fodder, with full rations of corn crop. The seed is equal to corn, and will produce as much to the acre. 1 think when well cleaned it weighs sixty pounds to the struck bushel. It is superior to any other dry feed for milk cows. Our dry climate aud winds make it easy to cure, and it stands drought better than any crop except rice corn. WINTER EGGS-—TO get eggs in winter a perfect system of cleanliness should be practiced. The droppings should lie fre quently removed and preserved for future use, and while it is necessary to have the quarters warm and the fowls protected against the ingress of cold draughts, care must be taken to have ventilation. A crack in the boards, no matter h w small, will give a whole flock the roup, and fil thy quarters and roosts will promote a suc cessful sweeping off by the cholera. The food should be varied. Soft focal in the morning and whole grain at nigbt is better man the usual irregularities practiced. A cncap mess can be prepared for a morning meal by running huv through a fodder cut ler, steeping it over night, and, after giv ing it a warming in the morning, thicken with meal, and feed on boards or any other ciean ptace. It is waste fun o feed cracked corn, or even screenings. Though seem ingly cheeper tlmn whole grain, the differ ence will be apparent if a comparison is made. Avoid over-teedlng or too much fat.' A fat hen—one extremely so—is as useless ns ODP that has been insufficiently fed. A moderate, changeable dit, with good warm quarters, plenty of cracked oys ter shells, and 6ome meat scrap* from time to time, will give eggs in abundance in winter; but, like all other stock on the farm, poultry; in order to be profitable, must receive personal supervision aud care. [New York Union.) Did Him Good. Mr. Charles H. Bauer, editor of the above paper aud Notary Public, in a late issue mentions the following: Patrick Kenny, Esq., some time ago, suffered much from rheumatism and tried almost every means to rid himself of this painful evil, but in vain. He was advised to use St. Jacobs Oil, which he did so successful ly, that all pain has left him and he is as healthy and as strong as ever before. Mr. Kenny is an enthusiastic advocate of Bt. Jacobs Oil, and it has done him good. STCCK FEED FOB FALL AND WINTER In YH w of the certainty of the scarcity of corn and of high prioes for all sorts of tood for live stock during the coming fall and winter, tanners cannot be too careful of the supply on hand. Straw and corn fod der are sure to be much more largely used as supplementary feed than heretofore, es pecially at the West, where straw and even corn-stalks have hitherto been lightly es teemed tor feeding purjioses in many pla ces. During the terrible drought on the Pacific coast a couple of years ago, when thousands of stock starved to death, loud regrets were heard on all sides at the fool ish waste -and destruction of straw at threshing time; for hod it been stacked so as to keep well, it would have been a god send to cattle and their owners in those days and months of famine. Rather than over-economize by reducing the feed of stock too much, however, would it not be better to weed out one's herds and flocks and dispoeo of all inferior animals early— before they have diminished the feed sup ply ot those it will pay to keep? With an imals intended for market it is more econ omical to give thera full feed, so as 'o have them ready for sale as soon as possible, rathei than to reduce their ratiorß and lie forced to keep tLem longer. AJ PI.ES KEPT IN WATEK. —Several state ments have teen published of the entire success which has attended the keeping of Winter apples under water. The experi ment is worth repeating, observing the pie caution of maintaining the temperature nearly down to the freezing point. The advantage of this practice are, first, the exclusion of air currents; and secondly, a temperature not liable to fluctuations, or which cannot quickly change. So long as the water can be kept quite cold, the fruit will be likely to remain sound; if too warm the ekin will swell and cracks by an over-absorption of moisture, Grapes have been successfully kept in the same way, the water remaining near freezing. A damp cellar for the fruit on shelves, is bet ter than one so dry as to cause shriveling, provided it is cold. If warm, decay would be likely to commence soon. [Sl.ebOTgan Falls, Rheboygan Co. News.] We never saw any one joyous when suffering from pain;—neuralgia for in stance. In relation to this malady Mr. George Guyett, Prop. Guyett House, thug informed our irepresentative ; I have used St. Jacobs Oil for neuralgia, and can confidently recommend it to any one sim • rlarly affected. SOME housekeepers think iallow is not fit to use for cooking purposes; but 1 think when it is properly rendered it is as good for some things as lard. I prefer it for frying doughnuts, and one of my acquain tances, a good cook, says it is the only shortening fit for mince pie crust. CATTLE undergoing a fattening process, as well as those kept for the production of milk, should enjoy the greatest amount of rest possible, All violent exercise must be guarded against, as it greatly increase the decomposition of fat. WE pack hams the same way in the spuing, nut consider them best without fry ing. They should be tightly packed and care taken that the warm lard fills up all the vacant places left by the meat. BEEF can be preserved for farmer's use by cutting it up, frying slightly, packing in a crock and covering with warm tallow. Beef tallow should be used for this, and Jtept perfectly clean and fried out nicely. EXCITEMENT IN ROCHESTER. The Commotio* Caused by the State incut of a Phyeician. An unusual article from the Roches*® N. Y., Democrat and Chrynict'e. WHS re published in this paper yesterday and wai a subject of much conversation in thii city during the day, both in professioua circles and on the street. Apparently il caused even more commotion iu Rochester, as the following from the same papei shews: Dr. J. B. Ilenion, who is well known not only in Rochester but in nearly every part of America, sent an extended article to tkta paper, a few days since which was duly published, detailiug his remarkable experience aud rescue from what seamed certain death. It would be impossible to enumerate the personal enquiries which have been made at our office as to the va lidity of the article, but they have been so numerous that further investigation of the subject was deemed an editorial necessity With this end in view a representative of this paper called on Dr Henion, at his residence on Bt. Paul street, when the fol lowing interview occurred :—"That arti cle of yours, Doctor, has created quite a whirlwind. Are the statements about the terrible condition you were in, and the way you were rescued such as you can sustain?' "Every one of them aud many addition al ones. Few people ever get so near the grave as I did and then return, and 1 am not surprised that the public think it mar velous, Il was marvelous." "How in the world did you, a physician come to be brought so low ?" "By neglecting the first and most simple symptoms. Ido not think I was sick. It is true I bad frequent headaches; conld eat nothing one day and was ravenous the next; felt dull indefinite pains and my stomach was out of order, hut I did not think it meant anything serious." "But have these common ailments any thing to do with the fearful Bright s dis ease which took so firm a hold on you?" "Anything? Why, they are the sure in dications of the first stages of that dread ful malady. w The fact is, few people know or realizj what ails them, and 1 am sorry that too few physicians do either." "That is a strange statement, Doetor." "But it is a true one. Tue medical pro fession have been treating symptoms in stead of diseases for years, aud it s high time it ceased. We doctors have been clipping off the twigs when we Rhould strike at the root. The symptoms I have just mentiontxl or any unusual action or irritation of the water channels indicate the approach of Bright's disease even more than a cough announces the coming of con sumption. We do not treat the congli,hut try to help the lungs. We should not waste our time trying to relieve the head ache, stomach, pains about the body oi other symptoms, but go directly .to the kidneys, the source of most of these ail ments " "This, then, is what you meant when i you said that more than one-half the deaths j which occur arise from Bright'a disease, is ! it doctor ? j "Precisely. Thousands of so called dis eases are torturing people to-day, when in reality It is Bright's disease in some ore *f : its many forms. It is a Hydraheaded : monster, and the slightest symptoms should strike terror to every one who has them. 1 can look back and recall hundreds of deaths which physicians declared at the time were caused by paralysis, apoplexy, heart disease, pneumonia, malarial fever and other common complaints which i see now were caused by Bright's disease." "And did all these cases have simple symptoms at first ?" "Every one ot theui, and might have been cured as I was by the timely use of the same remedy—Warner's Bafe Kidney and Liver Cure. I am getting my eyes thoroughly opened in this matter and think I am helpiug others to see the tacts and their possible dauger also. Why, there are no end of truths bearing ou this sub ject. If you want to know more about it go and see Mr Warner himself. He was sick the same as I, and is the healthiest man in Rochester to-day, lie has made a study of this subject and can give you more facts than I can. Go, too, and see Dr. Lattimore, the chemist, at the Univer sity. If you want facts there are any quantity of them showing the alarming in crease of Bright's disease, its simple and deceptive symptoms, and that there is but one way by which it can be escaped," Fully satisfied of the truth and force of the Doctor's words, the reporter bade hinT good day and called on Mr. Warner at his establishment on Exchange street. At first Mr. Warner was inclined to be reticent, but learning that the information desired was about the alarming increase of Bright's disease, his manner changed instantly, and he apoke very earnestly: "It is true that Bright's disease has in creased wonderfqhy, and we find, by re liable statistics, that in the past ten years its growth has been 250 per cent. Look at the prominent men it has carried off; Everett, Sumner, Chase, Wilson, Carpen ter, Bishop Haven and others. This Is terrible and shoves a greater growth than that of any ether known complaint. It must be plain to every one that something must be done to check this increase or there is no knowing where it may end." "Do you think many people are afflicted with it to-day who do not realize it, Mr. Warmr ?" "Hundreds of thousands. I have a striking example of this truth which has just come to my notice. A prominent pro fessor in a New Orleans medical college was lecturing before his class on the sub ject of Bright's disease. He had various fluids under microscopic analysis and was showing the students what the indications of this terrible malady were. In order to draw the contrast between healthy and un healthy fluids he bad provided a vial the contents of which were drawn from his own person. 'And now, gentlemen,' he said, 'as we have seen the unhealthy in dications, I will show you how it appears in a slate of perfect health,' and he sub mitted his own fluid to the usual test. As he watched the results his countenance suddenly changed—his color and command both left him and in a trembling voice be said : 'Gentlemen, i a painful discovery ; I have Bright's disease of the kidney's and in less than a year he was dead." "You believe then that it has no symp toms of its own and is frequently unknown even by the person who is afflicted with it ?" ~ *'lt has no symptoms of its own and very often none at all. Usually no two people have the same symptoms aud fre quently death is the first symptom. The slightest indications of any kidney difficulty should be enough to strike terror to any oue. 1 know what lam talking about for I have been through all the stages of kid ney disease." "You kuow of Dr. Henion's case ?" "Yes, I have both read and heard of it." "It is very wonderful is it not ?" "A very prominent case but uo more so than a great many others that have come to my notice as having been cured by the same means." "You believe then that Bright's disease can be cured." "1 know it can. I know it from the experience of huudreds of prominent per sons who were given up to die by both their physicians and friends." "You speak of your own experience, sfbal WES it ? M "A fearful one. I had fait iamruid and uutitted for bus for years. But I did not know what ailed me. When, however, I found it was kidney difficulty I thought there was little hope and so did the dootora I have since learned t at one of the physicians of this city pointed me out to a gentleman on the street one day, saying: 'there goes a man who will be dead within a year.' 1 believe his words would have proven true if I had not fortunately secured and used the reme dy now known as Warner's Safe Kidney aud Liver (Jure," "And this caused you to manufacture it r "No, it caused me to Investigate. I went to the principal cities with Dr. Craig lut uiacoveior, ttuu attw the pu.)aiciauspic acribing and using It and saw that Dr. Craig was unable with his facilities, to supply the medicine to thousands who wauted therefore determined, as a duty I owed hnmanity and the suffering, to bring it within their reach and now it is known in every part of America, is sold in every drug store and has become a house hold necessity. '* The reporter left Mr. Warner, much Im pressed with the earnestness aud siucerity of his statements aud next paid a visit to Dr. 8. A. Lattimore at his residence on Prince Street. Dr. Lattimore, although busily engaged upon souie matters con nected with the State Board of Health, of which he ia one of the analysts, courteous ly answered the questions that were pro pouud d him . "Did you make a chemical analysis of the cise of Mr. H. il. Warner seiue three years ag , Doctor f "Yes, sir." "What did this aualysis show you?" " l'he preseuce ot albumen and tube casts in great abundance." "And what did the symptoms Indicate?" "A serious disease of the kidneys." "Did you think Mr. Warner could re cover ?" "No, sir. I did not think it possible. It was seldom, indeed, that so pronounced a case had, up to that time, ever beeu cured." "Do you kuow anything about the rem edy which cured him ?" "Yes, 1 fcave chemically analyzed it and upou critical examination, find it eulirely free from any poisonous or deleterious sub stances, We publish the foregoing statemeuts iu view of the commotiou which the publici ty of Dr. lieuiou's article lias caused and to meet the protestations which have been made. The standiug of Dr. Ileuiou, Mr. Waruer and Dr. Lattimore in the commu nity is beyond question and the statements they make, cannot for a moment be doubt ed They conclusively show that Bright's disease of the kidueys ia one <f the most deceptive aud dangerous of al\ diseases, that it is exceedingly common, alarmingl} increasing and that it can be cured. The Broadway Underground Bail way project is undergoing a formidable trial be fore the Commissioners who are to pass upon the petition of the company for leave to commence the construction of the line. A large number of experts have testified that in their opinion the work would cause serious injury to the buildings on either side of the street, whilo civil engineers ami gas-light superintendents'believe that it would be impossible to suspend or other wise support the gas and mains safely dur ing the construction of the tunnel. One witness, however, Mr. R. L. Darragh, considered that it was practicable to build a tunnel line, although not on the ystem proposed by the company. A portion of the testimony taken related to the traffic through the streets, aud witnesses were found who had actually counted the num ber of persons and vehicles that passed each way past the corner of Broadway and Walker streets, one of the most crowded portions of the avenue, between a quarter past seven in the morning and half past six in the evening of u single day. The season in which the count was made, an important element, is uo( stated, but the day may perhaps be taken as a fair average of the year. On the west side the number of foot passengers was thirty thousand three hundred and fifty, and on the east side twenty one thousand seven hundred and sixty, while five thousand seven hun dred and eleven vehicles passed up towu and four thousand nine hundred and ninety eight passed down town. As the hours included in the count comprise only a portion of the business day, a large addi tion to these numbers must be made to give the actual amount of traffic. In a note by Mr. W. J. McGee on loca* subsidence produced by an ice sheet, he calculates that a sheet of ice three miles thick ought to depress the crust of the earth about 600 or 600 feet, and then he goes on to say that the "hydrostatical principles in accordance with which de formations beneath a thick ice sheet must occur equally demand that the crust should return to its original form after the nielliug of the ice, and it is manifest that as much time wovJd be required to produce this sec ondary as the primary deformation. As suming, then, that the periods of advance and retreat or of growth and decay of the ice are of like duration, it follows that the earth's surface must continue below the normal level at any latitude after the with drawal of the ice for as long a period as that during which the ice remained sta tionary at that latitude. At a recent meeting of the Academy of Sciences, Paris, M. D. Calladon gave an account of some of the experiments recent ly performed by M. It. Thurry with tele phones during thunder storms. A copper wire was stretched between the roofs of two houses and connected with the earth by means of water pipes. Two telephones, one having a rcsis'ance of 4.5 and the other a resistance of 2.5 ohms were joined to this wire. On the occasion of every storm, near or remote, the flashes of light ning were accompanied with a very char acteristic sounu in tne telephones, at the same instant that the flashes of lightning were seen. The wire was evidently aflVc ted by induction. Mr. W. Lachlan has been working a sewing machine with a secondary battery, and has become enthusiastic regarding the future of that source of stored energy. In a recent address he held that it is only a question of time when the secondary bat tery will be generally employed for trac tion purposes. He made a calculation phowing that the cost of propelling a street car by a battery is one third less than if the same work were done by horses, and he did not take into consideration the S2OO of capital sunk in the purchase of each horse. The grasses ot the plains are mainly of three kinds, the gramma grass, growmg about ten inches high, in a single round stock, with two oblong heads at the top of it; then comes the buffalo grow mg about four inches high, which is curly in its character and lies close to the ground then there is what is called bunch grass, which keeps green at the roots nearly all winter. On these the cattle and sheep sub sist the year round, and grow fat. In a wild state, a baboon can easily overpower two or three men if they are unprovided with weapons of defence. WIT ANI> BUMOB. THET DIDN'T LTNOH HIM. —In the pio neer dayr of Michigan a horse-thief or murderer stood as good a chance of being ruu up to a limb as one of those characters do now in the far One night, thirty years ago, a stranger, who had not only stolen a horse, but shot one of his pur suers was overhauled near De Witt, Clin ton Co., and takeu to Jail. In half an hour a mob was drummed up and pr< ceed e 1 to the jail to remove the prisoner and hing him. One of the foremost was a lawyer named Green, dead long since. In fact he led the mob aud acted as spokes man. When the crowd reached the "cool er,' 1 Green stepped forward alone to demand the prisoner of the jailor, and after a conference lasting five uuuutcs he returned to the mob and said: "Gentlemen, 1 at first lielieved the prisoner to be guilty, bnt now 1 have my doubts about it. lu fact, 1 firmly believe in his inaococce." "How do you make that out? 1 ' yelled a dozen men. "Why, gentlemen, 1 at first supposed he was some poor coon without a dollar in his pocket, but 1 have leirned that he has over S2OO in cash, and it is iny lurther duty to inform)oil that he has retained me as counsel. Gentlemen, stand buck I The first red-handed villain who raises a hand against my Innocent client, will pass the next ten years iu State's pnsoul" Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" is not extolled as a ' 4 oure-all," but admira bly fulfils a singleness of purpose, being a most potent spec flo iu those chronic weak nesses peculiar to women. Particulars in Dr. Pierce's pamphlet treatise on Diseases Peculiar to Women, 06 pages, sent for three stamps. Address WOKI.D'S DISPEN SARY MKUIOAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y. A western congressman recently met in Louis a young man who was a class mat iof Cadet Whittaker at West Point, . u who is not now in the army. "Now," said the congressman, "you are no longer in the seivice, and nave no in terest in concealing the facts. I want yoi. to answer a question. Did Whittaker cut his owu ears?" "No, he did not," was the reply; but he had to be got nd of in some way that would prevent the sending of any tuore niggers to West Point." IT was a .New England girl who asked, "Why is It that two souls, mated in tie impenetrable mystery of their nativity, float by each other on the ocean currents of existence without being instinctively drawn together, blended aud beautified in the assimilated alembic of eternal love?" That is an easy one. It is because butter is 4ft cents a pound, and a good sealskin sack costs as high as SSOO. Ihe necessa ries of life must experience a fall in price l>efore two souls will readily blend in the assimilated alembic and so foith. "Accept Our Gratitude.** l)r. R, Y\ PIEBOE, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir —Your "Golden Medical Discovery' has cured my boy of a fever sore of two years standing. Please accept our grati tude. Yours truly, HENRY WHITING. Boston. M&aa. AT a recent exantmallou in a girls' school, the question was put to a class ol lit*le ones. "Who makes the laws of our Government?" "Congress," was the re ply. "How is Congress divided?" was the next question. A little girl in the class rui*d her haud. " Well, *' said the exau iner, "Miss Sally, what do you say thr answer is?" Instantly, with an air of con fidence as well as triumph, the answer came; "Civilized, half civilized and snv age." Dr. Pierce s "Pellets ' —little liver pills (sugar-coated)—purify the blood, speedily correct all disorders of the liyer, stomach, and liowels. By druggists. A young lady who graduated from a high school last July is teaching school up in New Hampshire. A bashful young gentleman visited the school the other day, and was asked by the teacher to say a few words to the pupils. This was his speech: "Scholars, I hope you will all love your school and your teacher as much as 1 do Tableau—giggling boys and girls and a blushing scbool-wia'am. MONROE, Mich., Sept. 25, 1875. SIRS—I have been taking Hop Bitters for mflamina'ion of kidneys and bladder. It has done for me what four doctors failed to do. The effect of Hop Bitters seemed like magic to me. W. L. CA RTER. "UNDER the mist and n oonlight I wan der alone,'' sighs a long haired poet, and we don't wonder at it. If he would only visit a barber shop, cut his finger nails ciose and black his bocts, we prcsuue he could gat some one to wander "under the mist and moonlight" with him It is a settled fact that you have got to look a sort of finicky before you can get a girl to walk out with you. Allis'i Brain Food Cures Nervous Debility and WeaKneffl of Generative Organs, $1 —all druggists. Send for circular. Allen's Pharmacy, 813 First av., N. 1. WHEN an ultra fashionable lady can't suddenly turn a street corner without the brnn of the aggregation on her head, called a hat for short, rasping the eyes of a man on the opposite side of the Svreet, it is time for the great public educator called tue pre s to enter an emphatic protest against the fashion. No preparation ever discoverd except CARBOLINE. a deodorized exiract of petro leum, will really produce new hair on bald heads. It will be a happy day when the great army of bald heads fully understand this. AN undergraduate, under examinabion at Dublin, was missing question after question. At last the examiner got irita ted, and said: "I declare I've got a dog at home that could answer the questions that have been given to you." "Have you, really, sir?" said the nndergradnate blandly "May I ask if you would sell him?" Tumors, erysipelas, mercurial diseases, scrofula, and general Debility cured by "Dr. Liudsey's Blood Bearcher." IT is predicted that ice will be high next summer. What with high priced coal in cold weather and costly ice in warm, life is hardly worth living, unless one can be a dealer in one or both of these necessities. THE young man who boasted he could marry any girl he pleased, found that he couldn't please any. • A MAN is like an egg. You can't tell whether or not he's good until he's 4 'broke." W HAT ig that which no man wishes to have and no man wishes to lose? A bald letd. Oils for lubneatiDg purposes, says A. 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Ito family iboald bo without LYDIA A ronUUBt mm rax*. They cure oonetlpolloa, bill e—m Ml to* Id IIU of lb* Uvea. B oonto pot bo* BP Sell kv all Dr*er<*t toB rir you are a arc of business, weak- man of lot- NBH. ened by the strain of tcrs toiling over nild your duties avoid night work, to r> -. stimulate and use V tore brain nerve anu Hoo Betters. ■waste, *m Hop B. It you are young and I suffering from any In discretion or dissipaHtkfn i it you are maw ried or single, old orK young, suffering from poorhcalth or languish King on a bed of sick nam, rely on Ho pgßitters. Whoever you are. ■psa Thousand* die an wbenever you feel [■( A nu&lly from some that your system form of Kidney needs cleansing, ton- disease that inigiit ing or stimulating H i have been prevented withoutOitox/culfnp, H \by a timely use of take Hop aW&'A Hop Bitters Bittors. Have you rfys- Af - > ® prpia, kid Q , c or urinary com- I * **• plaint, disease til ps an absolute Of tbe gtomncK, jjJ finT) L a P d irresis}*- boirels, blood. ■ HI I Y ft leo , ure liver or nerve* ? n AAV-* A drunkoness, You will be H* use of opium, cured if you use B niTTrnft tobacco,or Hop Bitters I M S* H\ Qarcotioß - yon are Bim- ij 1 ' Ullw Soldbydrng ply weak and ,38 ;| ....Irists. Scud for low spirited, try S: NIVER '-ircular. /t!rAi| II Ife. It has WfA I L irrG co 3aved hun- jl Roehoter, N. T. dreds. yf.i- • -A AT. -, m ,om. "VrkTivirr lUTon J' on would leimi Telegraphy X U Ullg ATAt/11 i u four months, and be certain of a situation, addretw Valentine Bros., Janesville, Wis. Q<Vr/ri A TKAK AND EXPENSES TO Agents. p# I • outfit free. Addretw P. O. VICK b' V, M*. ~~~~ B4A UIATPU TO WORKING AGENTS. CDCC ft A I Oil Sample 10c., 3 samples 25c. r IICC Satisfaction guaranteed. ll.J.Ruker.Euosburgh, V t MEN WANTED. sell Fruit and Ornamental Trees. Grapee, Shrubs, Roses, etc. No experi ence required. Salary aud expenses paid. Address, D. H, PATTY & CO., Nurserymen, Geneva. N. Y. f\T ADV T?"D IT for im with improved XJ A A Jtt> X X AXixi Interest Table, Calendar, •tc. Bent to any address on receipt of two Three- Cent Stsnip*. Address, CHARIiKB £, HIRES, 41 N. Delaware avenue. Philadelphia. m m FAY TILL CUBED. Sufferers of Nasal aud Bronchial CATARRH de ■ ■ siring a sure, permanent cure, without I risk of failure or expense, until a cure ™ is effected, will address at once for Cir culars, DR. WM. EANSOHE, Centrevtlle, Ind. "MADEMOISELLR," said a witty and aral lant septuagenarian in Albany the other da)', making his demand for the haHd of a young la yin her 'to n; *1 am 70 and )OU are 17. Will you do uae the honor of becoming my widow*" "You made a fool of me," saiJan Irate man to bis wife. "My love,' fhe sweetly responded, "you do yourself injustice. Call yourself a fool, if you wish, out re member JOM are in all respects a self-made man." "The melancholy days have come, the saddest of the year." because of the great increase of suffering induced by Colds, Coughs, Asthma, etc., all of whioh Dr. Bull's Cough Byrup will promptly cure* IT IS a'most impossible to look over the hats worn by the ladies at the theatre, and this fact is but another argument for the elevation of the stage. AT a recent golden wedding near the centre of the state of New York a plumber electrified the audience by presenting, with his congratulations and good wishes, his bill, receipted in full. On.* Kiperlonc* from Many. I had bceu sick and miserable so long and had caused my hushaud so much trouble and expense, no one seemed to know what ailed me, that I was com pletely disheartened and discouraged. In this frame of mind 1 got a bottle of H'>p Bitters and used them unknown to my family, i soon began to improve and gained so fast that my husband and fami ly thought it strange and unnatural, but when I told them what had helped me, they said, "Hurrah for Hop Bitters! long may they prosper, for they have mads mother well and us happy."—The Mother. IT is said that a shark will not bite a f-wiinnier who keeps his legs in motion. If )ou can keep kicking longer than the shark cau keep waitmv, vou are all right. COUNSEL for the prisoner: "Did you see the prisoner at the bar knock down the de ceased?" 1**1: "No, yer honor; he was alive w hen 1 see him knocked downr" Complication. If the thousands that now have their rest and comfort destroyed by complica tion of liver and kidney complaints would give nature s remedy. Kidnev-Wort a trial they would be speedily eured. It acts on both organs at the same time and therefor# completely fills the bill for a perfect reme dy. If you have a lame back and disor dered kidney's use it at once. Don't ne glect them — Mirror and Fanner. "I don't see whv the papers make such ato do about it " s* id Mrs. Parfingdon this morning, as Ike read, "Great Picture of the Pr'Kligal sun-burnt." He went without bis hat," she murmured; "lop pered milk is good for it. "WELL," said an Irish attorney, "if it plaze the coort, if lam wrong in this, 1 have an other point that is equally con clusive." Thousands of ladies have found sudden relief from all their woes by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, the great remedy for diseases pe culiar to females. Send to Mrs. Lydia E. Pink hum. 233 Western Avenue, Lynn. Mass., for pamphlets. AN ingenious Colorado man called bis cow * Serial," beause the brief portion of the tail sne had needed "to be continued." WUT do girls kiss each other while boys do not? B< cause girls have nothing better to kiss and the boys have. In April Lart twenty-four members of Arlington's min strels were taking Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. It made tbem bappy. It is stated that M. Mouches, director of the Paris observatory, is making ar rangements for taking meteorological ob servation at an elevation of 2,800 meters by means of a captive balloou. The bal loon will lie charged with ordinary coal gas. The observations wil' be specially diiected to obtain such data as will facili tate the calculation of atmospheric retrac tion. A Sur- Cure for File will be sent by mail to any address, post paid, on receipt of one dobar. Address J. Alonzo Greene, Indian Doct)r, SI6 Pine street., St Louis, Mo. A paper by Dr. Kaoul Pictet, before the faculty of Sciences, at Geneva, con tains a recommendation that sulphurous anhydride should supersede the present use of the fumes of sulphur in bleaching silk and woo 1 . Vapor of burning suipbur injures the health of the workman and sometimes damages the cloth or yarn, as volatalized particles liecome attached to tLem. producing a burn or a spot. "Sellers' Liver Pills" have been the standard remedy for malaria, liver com pleiiit, ccstiveneas, etc., for fifty years. The largest room in the world, under one roof and unbroken by pillars, is at St. Petersburg. By day it is used for military displa\s; by night for a vast ballroom. Twenty thousand wax tapers are required to light it.* There Is Nothing Certain except death, and that is now rendered ex tremely uncertain by the discovery of an abso lutely certain cure for the most painful of all bodily aiimeuUi, Piles. For 3 000 years, quacks and medical men have rivalled each otner In torturing the miserable sufferers by that ter rible disease with all manner of barbarous, ig norant aud useless nostrums aud devices, and might still have gone on for a thousand more years but for the discovery of Anakeeis by Dr. Hilsbee. We seldom puff snch things, but any man or woman who has ever suffered the agony of Pries, will thank us for oalling at tention to an almost infallible remedy for this dreadful disease. 500,000 afflicted sufferers testify to its unparalleled virtues. Doctors of all me lical schools endorse and use it. It is at once the triumph and admiration of the age; simple, safe, prompt and permanent, it relieves pain at once, supports and oom pres-os the tumors aud ultimately cures the worst cases of Piles, no matter of how long standing. Absolute infallibility is not possi ble. but medical science bas nothing more nearly BO thau "Anakesis." It is the discovery of Dr. 8. Silsbee,an accomplished chemist and practicing physician, after 40 years' study and exper.euce. Samples of 4 Anakesis" are sent free to all sufferers by P. Neustaedter A CO., box 3946, New York. Sold by druggists every where. Price $ 1.00 per box. On Thirty Days' Trial. The Voltaio Beit Co.. Marshall. Mich., will send their Electro-Yoltaio Belts and other Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to any person afflicten with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality, and kindred troubles, guarantee ing complete restoration of vigor and man hood. Address as above without deity. P. S.—No risk is inourred, at 80 days' trial 1B allowed. NKBSRB. MORGAN a HRADLT, Mutu .^ Building, Tenth and Chestnutatree'a, nayeon hand a Buperb stock oi extra One quality Dia monds, which they offer at as low pro** ** ■tomes oi the first quality, perfect alike In color an# shape, earn be sola fox. YAOHTIITG. f One of lb* most manly and sat Ist) ing plea* urea, as well as the mom afveteble.i* yithting. The owner of the vachi U one who <sutlers the chief com fort, as he satis his craft fbr the excitement of die r#Cf, or fbr the genuine eh joymtnt of guiding hi* beau H fill Those who have the care, man agement and work lag of7a yacht dwell r^-iSS As a class, they are MS* fnl niea.bttt their life of exposure.to the elements Is productive of much rheumatism among tbem, and they suffer oonaldtrawy-frOia pains, the result of cold, bruises, sprains, &c BT. JACOBS OIL is a fhvorite remedy With these men, because of the splendid service It rthders them. Captain Schmidt, of TompklnsVlllS, Staten I-land, N*. Y„ says that he bas been a great sufferer from rheumatism for many years He bad severe rheumatic pains In nearly every Eortion of his body, and suffered so that at times e would be entirely unable to attend to active business. He said: "I am quite well now. how ever, and, as you see, I am able to work Without any trouble. I attribute my recovery entirely to ST. JACOBS OIL, for I felt better as soon as I com mencd to use that remedy; and whenever I soei anything like rheumatism coming on, I rub the plate with the OIL, and It always does what Is claimed for it. Finding ST. JACOBS OIL did mo so much good, I got my family to use it whenever they had any pains or colds, and It hasdonejgood in every case when they have tried It. Fcan say that ST. JACOBS OIL IS a mighty good rfcCu matic remedy, and I don't intend to be without it" This experience is such as has been enjoyed not only by yachtsmen and others, who follow the water, but by people In every walk of life aud variety of pursuit t£e whole world over. IkjWWWW w^V a II I W II f9PW , !BBFWWV' , ' ll ®lF®®?f!S6Ei6B | DOES nrnvfil [WONDERFUL IF ILL ;| CURES! HML ■ Became It acts OH the I.IYEK, BOWELS ■ ] aaii KIDSKIS at the saw* tlqe. I Beeauee it CIMUMM the aystnacf the poison- H R out humors that develop* in Kidney sod UYi- B U aary Piaetaee, Blhouaneee, Jaundice, Conatt- EJ ■ pattern, JPilee, or In Hheumattatn, Neuralgia, B Q Nervoua Dleordere and Vemala Complaints. RE BEE WHAT PEOPLE BAT i n Eagen® 11. Stork, of Jnnction City. Koneea, W ■ saj *, ElUoey-Wort cured him efter regular Phy- Ml JReictani had Is-eu trying for four y tarn. Mr*. John Arnall, of VVn.-hlnjjton, Ohio, *ey R ■ her l<or ua*given uw to die hy four prominent|J ■ phy*lcl*i* and that he was afterward* cured by ■ HXldneji.VVoit H Ml M M. B. Goodwin, en editor In Cherdon. Otlo U ■ ■ay* he wn* not ciiwM.-tcd t j live, being bloatedß beyond belief, but Kldiw-y-Wort cured him. Bl I Anna L Jarrett of South Salem, If. T., eaysU ■ that eere-a year* aufTering from kidney troubleeß Msuid other xunplicatioue wa* eudail by tha uee of I John B. lawrenee of Jackson, Tcnn., Buffered H PR for year* frein liver and Kidney trouble# and ■ after takltwr " liarrei* of other medicine#, "II ■ kidney Wort made him wi-IL I Illclia-1 Coto of Montgomery Center, Vt.. HL fcJ*nff-red eight year* with kidney difficulty andEj PR vru unable to work. Kidney Wort mad# him ■ ■ " well or ever." ■ PERMANENTLY CURES □ KIDNEY DISEASES, Q LIVER COMPLAINTS,! W Constipation and Piles. (■§ tWlt Is put np In Dry Vegetable Farm In B ■ tin cant, one |iacKageof which manuals quart* ■ Pjof medicine. Alaom LlqaldFerm, eery Cms-n Mccnt. rated, for thoee that cannot readily pre-Mi pR }{ acti tritk *ptal efficiency tn either form. B U GET IT ATTIIE MTUGGLSTS. TRICE, #I.OO U | WILLS. UICIIAUKOIAfA. Pnfi, H Q(Will send the dry poet-paid.) Bl BUSCTOX, VI. Q iwprHyKM SILVER lIirFBEE! Every week Solid Sflear Hunttnc-caee Watchea ere giveu away with Th* Byyn" Companion. The names of those who get watches are published each week. It i the Best Boys' Paper in the World. Send I cants for a sample copy to 111 IMP ION PUBLISHING CO., 1M %%'llliam S(M New Yerk City. 1 Alii TLI WHERE AND HOW 1 ff| B M r to advantageously purchase mXwg ■■ or aettle We a tern Farm W V Lands. 12 columns of in valuable Illus trated matter by one of the tditors Just returning from a 5,000 mile inspection tour. Send 15c. for February AMERICAN AGRICULTURIST, English or German, 751 Broadway, New York. ■media rtlitfm the worst ciieeß4nuj-es cottuort ■ able oleep; effects cores where all others fail A Utnal convinces the most ticeptical Price ->Oc. and ■ 91.00, of Druggists or bv mail Sain; le Fit EL L^RST^M^IIR^^CH^FMANJSLPAULA YOU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY PUMP Unllned,or with Copper. Porcelaln/jr Iron Ltnlugt. Each one stenciled with my name aa manufacturer is warranted in material and con struction. For sale by the best houses In the trade. If yon do not know where to get this pump, write tb me as below, and I will send name of agent nearest you, who will supply you at my lowest prices. CHAB. 6. BLATCHLEY, Kuufutuir. 308 Market BL. Philadelphia. P* Vnuno "Mori If Ton would learn Telegraphy 1 0 Ullg JXL6II in four months, and be oertain of a situation address V alentine Bros.. Janesville wis. 4 n CTS. pays for the Star Spangled Banner 8 1U mos. Nothing like it. 20ih year. 8 Illustrated. Specimens FREE. Address SIAR SPANGLED BANNER, Hinsdale, N. H. Those answering aw oavertismeit wilL eonfer a favor upon the advertiser and the publisher by stating that they aawrtbe ad verrieement In this journal (naming paper
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