AGBICULTURAL. BAIKY HORSES—"Many and varied have been the pians, both kind and harsh, tried lor the cure of balkiuess in horses, by parties troubled, delayed and provoked iu this way. Having had considerable ex perience in the handling of such horses, 1 have found the tollowiug a good remedy. It is easily and quickly performed aud has never so far as I aui aware failed to cure. "Two persons are required for the trial. One should hold the reins while lhe other lasteus a short strap or rope —a halter strap, always at hand, answers the purpose well —just below the lctlock ot a tore leg, then going forward, he should pull on the strap umil the horse lifts his leel; cou tiuuing to pull, the toot will be brought lorward and set down a little in advance of the other. The horse thus thrown out of a natural position, will move fotward to gain his equilibrium. Another pud will cause another move forward. This may be repealed several times, or until tne horse moves without having the foot pull ed lorward. Usually, the hrsi or second pull will start him. 'three or lour such reminders at most will do the work. When lhe start is made it is generally an easy one. iSoiuetin.es, however, n has the ap pearance of the horse being in a hurry to uet away from the provoking man with the strap; therefore a steady hand should manage the reins. 1 have never known a horse under this treatment to kick or to act mean in any other way than to try to run. Wheu he does slait off the hold on lhe strap should be given up. Alter hav ing gone twenty-five or more yauis the horse should gently be brought to a staud and the strap removed. 1 hen try to start him without the strap. If he does not move iff at once apply it again. He will ,oon tne ol being thus annoyed, and will oive you no further trouble in this way." AND a few words about seed potatoes. NiNt spring is certain to see seed potatoes selling train to $lO a barrel, according to variety and quality, and therefore it be comes of the first imporlaucc to provide seed this fall when possible. Very man) acres were planted last spring on which lhe crop was so near a complete failure; the fieids were never dug once. But on exam ination many ol these fields wiil be louuti to have miniature potatoes, which though 100 small to eat, will answer at a piuch to make a crop irjm. Indeed, undei circum stances very lavorable to the potato crop, that is a rich, mellow soil and a cool moist season, seed potatoes no bigger than a com mon h ckory nut have produced good, ami sometimes, where the conditions were ex ceptionally favorable, enormous crops. Ai eepting these tacts, then, as staled, it will pay to go over the fields and ilig and store very small potatoes indeed for next year's • ed. And where a crop has been made uie smallest tubeis should be saved and not left in lhe field or fed to slock, as is the common custom. In dry ami hot seasons like lhe past, wi.i -h are unfavorable to the growth of the potato small seed should uever be used, uor when go jd potatoes are abundant and cheap; but when tney are worth three or four cents a pound aud when the season is likely to be a favorable one and both are among the reasonable proba bilities lor the spring of 1882, it i 9 good economy to save and plant them. A PLAN FOR DRAINAGE. —IJCT* some en teiprisiug tile manufacturers se'ect careful far.ners who own flat lands, aud make them something like th 3 following proposition: That the farmer make a careful estimate of his average crops and the tile manufactu rer propose to furnish the tile necessary to drain thoroughly the lands designated in the agreement, the farmer to furnish the labor of putting in the drains at a stipula ted price, to be paid out of the excess o' crops grown on the laud, over and above the average yield before agreed upon, and the tile manufacturer agreeing to take the balance of the increase in four or five crops (as agreed) to cover the cost of the tile. On level lands, where the average crop runs low and the laud by nature is nch, it is a safe proposition tor the tile manufac turer if the farmer honestly performs his I>art of the contract. On rich, level lands that need drainage, and need it badly, it will pay twenty-five per cent annually on the investment, and in some instances more. SETTING FRUIT TREES IN THE FALL -Not withstanding the advice often given to set fruit tree 9in the fall, our observation is against the practice. It works very much like this in most cases: In ordinary lands, when set in the fall, the cold, dry winds evaporate all the moisture from the limbs and trunk, and when the ground is soft loosen the roots in the soil, or if on clay soil the frost heaves them out because the roots have no hold, and the result is a total failure. If the trees must be moved or delivered in the fall we would prefer to bury them totally in dry soil and set in the spring, and should expect better results lrom so dome: and we apply this also to small fruits, except, perhaps, strawtierries, and they should lie set early or they also will do better to wait tili spring, When the ground is settled aHd in condition to sow grain, is the best time to plant trees of all kinds, and then, it well put in and cared for the first season, the greatest trouble is over. FOR profit don't keep old fowls vcar after year, except for exiraordinary merits. Some few old hens are famous mothers, and are worth keeping on that account sometimes. But as a rule work them off in two years or so. THERE is as much nouiiAnicnt in one bushel of beans as in five bushels of pota toes. THE fodder fiom an acre of corn which yields fifty bushels is equal in value to a ion of hay. 44 A very good idea of the purity of silk," says Mr. Lewis Leieh, of New Ha ven, Conn,, "is shown by comparison. Take a piece of ribbon—any pure color, white, pink, gold, or aoy blight color—an inch or two is sufficient; weigh carefully; then weigh exactly the same amount of silk to be tested, and as much as the latter lalls short of measurement with the first or pure silk it is weighted." It ie difficult to say why silk should be adulterated at all. The process of producing spurious silks is itself expensive. Competition soon reduces the weighing profits to little or nothing. Honesty in this, as in all other matters of business, is the best policy, and one need only consider it for a moment to be con vinced of this fact without looking into the Revised Statutes or the revised edition of the New Testament for a guiding rule. *As St. Paul says, there is "a law written on the Gentile heart or conscience," and seen m every-day experience, which em phasizes the fact. It is a common mistake to suppose that coral when first taken from its watery bed is soft and hardens through exposure. The live coral may feel somewhat slimy in the fingers, but if the animal matter be washed away it is found to be hard. The chief copstituent of the whole is carbonate of lime. "CAN 1 see the lady of the house?'' inquired the peddler. "Well, yes, you can if you ain't blind ?" snapp*d the wo man who had answered the bell. "Oh, beg pardon, madatno ! you are the lady of the house then. 1 ' "Yes, I aui ! What d'yer take me for ? Did yer think 1 was the gentleman of the house, or the next door neighlxir, or one of the tarm hands, or thecal, or the ice-chest?" 'I didn't know, madame, but you might be the youugert daughter." "Oh, uid yer ? Well, that was uat'ral too," replied the 1. of the h. "What u'ver waut, sur ?" Then the peddler displayed the wares, ami when he left that door-step half an hour later his face was full of pleasure and his p-iekets full of money. He understood human nature and had made a good sale. rßDChoster Sentinel.] "Iliicknhcat Cak aiul tlie Mennlen.** \V hen a young liusbaud hail gone froir home, and with fond solicitude telegraphec his little wife, "what have you for break, last aud bow's the baby?"—he received th brief, suggestive reply,—Buckwheat Cakei aud the Measles." We have the report ot a case in our midst, not where Measles was in the hill of fare, but where Sciatic Rheumatism coutined Mr. J. Dawson, the well-known druggist, to his room for i long ixjrioiL It was stated to our reportei in the following words; The senior ol this Arm was attacked with Sciatie lilieu matism December last, aud for four weeks could scarcely leave his room. Be used St. Jacob's oil, aud is now able to be at ku place of business, feeling no worse for nil recent afll ction. The inference is convin cing. . Nt A DOMRSTIO difficulty : "I'm bigger than you are," consequentially remarked Squibhs boy to little Mtltiades Marrowfat. "I know it —bigger fool" returned the latter. The conversation was repeated at both supper tables that night and the next morning Mrs. Marrowfat and Mrs. Squibbs were busy plugging up the knot-holes in the Imek yard fence to cut off all communi cation between the families. CINCINNATI courtsuip custom : "I didn't call because when 1 passed the house 1 noticed there was no light in the parlor aud I thought you were out," apologeti cally answered the simple minded Chicago man who had an appointment with a Cincinnati merchant. "Never be such a fool as that agaiu," angrily replied the die appointed pork-packer; "you ought to hav known it was only one of my galsl receive ing company." SAID the teacher . "And it came to pass, when King Hrzekiah heard it, that he rem his clothes. Now, what did that uieau, children —'he tent his clothes?"' and the boy with a big brother said it was "letting a fellow have the use ot 'cut for a few dollars a* brother Dave did with his ulster last spring and wishes now he hadn't. MR. WALTER, proprietor of the London Times, thiuks our newspapers are over crowded with local sensations. Mr. Wal ter's idea of a spicy paragraph is a tliree columu editorial on "Agnostics and Ag nosticism,'' but when an American reader is troubled with iusomuia he resorts to a more harmless soporific. iMonroe, v Muh.; Commercial.] Mr. Clarence B. Stoddard, ttie druggist, informed us that Mr. Louis Hope, a sulTci er with rheumatism for a number of years, obtained the greatest relief by the use oi St. Jacob's Oil. HE came home late the other ntght and his wife woke up and found him with a burning match trying to light the faucet over the marble basin in his dressing room. "James," said, "that is not the gas burner." "I know it now, my love", he replied, unsteadily ; "fact is, I've been overworked, and tha's reason I made mis lake." "Yes, you look as if you had been lifting a go>d deal," she quietly answered, as rhret lrned to her pillow. A NEW fence for a front yard has been invented, which obviates the necessity for a gate. It is safe to say that it was in vented by an old maid. If an old maid would invent auythiug, it would l>e a front yard fence without a gate. She's just mean eioHgh to do it. GEOGRAPHICAL : "Mention the names of the great explorers," said the teacher. t4 l ODij' know one," returned the head boy of the class. "Well, tell us who it is," "Mamma," responded the scholar i "I see her exploring papa's pockets every morn ing before he gets up." Women that have beeD pronounced in curable by the best physicians in the country, have been completely cured ot female weakness by the use of Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Send to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkhatn, 23 Westers Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for pamphlets. AN lowa dog has Cjst its owner *950 in damages for bites, and the man dec.ares that impecunious neighbors hang around on put pose to be bitten, knowing that he settled the claims promptly. It is hard to decide whether to class this as a fact or biting sarcasm. A HARDENED old money-lender was at death's door. A priest cxlioried him to confess and presented to him a silver cru cifix. The sick man looked fixedly at the sacred emblem and said to the priest, "I'm afraid I can't lend you much on that." And these were his last words. THEOLOGICAL : A minister had preach ed an hour ; then he remarked : "An other wide field opens from the sui ject in another direction." Just then an old col ored saint ejaculated :"Please, I/>ni, stmt up de bars !" " III* Ciods tlclp those who help themeelves," and Nature invariably helps those who take Warner's Safe Kidney and Livjr Cure. Puw ILIBTIO ; A clergyman once quar relled with a country 'Squire, who said : "Doctor, your gown is your protection." "It is so." replied the parson, but it shall not be yours." He then thrashed the 'Squire soundly. THE poor old negro preacher was more then halt right when he said : "Breddri >, if we could all see into our own hearts as God does, it would 'mos skeer us to death." A good Baptist clergyman of Bergen, N. 1., a stroug temperance man suffered with kidney trouble, neuralgia and dizinesu almost to blindness, over two years after he was told that Hop Bitters would cure him, because he was afraid of and preju diced against "Bitters." Since his cure be says none need fear but trust in Hop Bitters, "MT darling 1" he intensely whispers, vainly attempting to seize her hand, "do you know that 1 love you madly ?" "Oh, yes !" she says, almost any fool could tell that." A SYRACUSE maiden has promised to marry five different men. The papers re fer to her as a ' promising society belle." A LUTLB miss has a grandfather who has taught her to open and shut his crush hat. The other day, however, he came with an ordinary silk one. Suddenly he sees the clfild coming with the new stove pipe wiinkled like an accordeon- ''Oh, grandfather, 1 ' she says, "this one is very hard ! I've had to sit en it, but I cau't get it more than half shut.*' Troof Kvfrjtrtierc, If any iuvalid or sick person has the least doubt ot the power and etllcacy ot Hop Bitters to cure them, they can find cases exactly like their own, in their own neighborhood, with proof positive that they can be easily and permanently cured, at a trifling coet—or ask your druggist or phy sician, GREENWICH, Feb. 11, 1880. Hop liittt rs Co. —Bms—l was given np by the doctors to die of scrofula con sumption. Two bottles of your Hitters cured me. LKRIY BREWER. Is the near future : The next centen nial to celebrate will be Hannibal Hamlin's accession to ottlee. THE heart-brokeu oyster : now will the lone and homesick oyster take his annual hot ba'h in soup at the church festival. WHEN* a fellow makes it hot for you there is a consolation in the fact that a ctxilncss is apt to follow. ARK yon haldf ('AHR -LINK. H demlorized extract of petroleum, the only cure for baldness, has been improved, so that it is now the most delightful dressing in the world. The only real natural hair restorer ever produced. To refuse to pay the landlords is the densest form of Irish igno rents. THK money market is like a tope -—al ways getting tight. A GIRT, who has a felon on her tlngi r anil a fellow on her hand has as much is she can attend to. DR. JOHNSON once, speaking of a quar relsome fellow said : '"lf hie had two ideas in his head, they would fall out with each other." Fci.i ki; has sad : "He that spends all his life in sport is like one who wears nothing but fiinges and eats nothing hut sauces." WAFFI KS arc a very desirable dish for breakfast or tea. To make them take two eggs, a third ola cup of butter, a quart of flour, mix and hake iu gem pans. Jvrrr.K BLOOD —ln morbid conditions of the blood are many diseases; such as salt rheum, ring worm, boils, carbuncles, sores, ulcers and pimples. In this condi tion of the blood try the VEGKTIXK, and cure these affections. As a blood-purifier it has no equal. Its effects are wonderful. MONEY often leads men astray. Some of them will run after a dollar ; but a hound dog is more avaricious. He will follow a scent. Vegetine "HE SAYS IT IS TRUE. SENECA FAIJA, NOT, , 18TB. MR. It. R. STEVENS:— ltrar Mr .—As you are an entire stranger tn me, I want you to kftow what VEUKTINK has done for me. only those who have been raised from ileath's door can know the value of such a good medicine. lam 5S years of age. Three years agu I was taken sick with what the doctors called Lumbago. For weeks I was confined to my bed. 1 had three different physicians, without any help I received no relief; I was a ureal sufferer; Dually I became helpless. The last doctor told me there was no help; he said he might possibly save niv life by injecting morphine In my arms and legs. The encouragement for saving my life by having this done was so small a chauce I conld not consent to run the risk. Ai*>ut this time my son read your advertisement In our paper a testimony of a person who had t>een very sick with atioui the same complaint, aud was cured. My son weni right awav to the apothecary store and bought a bottle of VECETINR. Before I had u>ed the first bottle I fouud great reilef; 1 could move myself In t>e my former health. The VKUBTINK saved my life after the physicians said there was no help for me. I have hail no doctor since. If I feel unwell I take a dose of VKOKnsB, and I recommend It to niv friend*. Your v KOKTINB onght to be In every family. My doctor was surprised to see me In good health. He says " VKOEUNK IS a good medicine" I tell him It cured me. He says, "It Is true." I cannot feel too thankful. Very grateful yours, M RS. CA I'll Kit IN E OC K>NS. Seneca Fails, Seneca County, N. Y. Vegetine Will Cure Canker Humor. ROCKrORT, MASS., March 31, 18TB. H. R. STEVENS:— Sir: —]>ast fall my husband got me two bottles of your VKGETINK to'take for the Canker Humor, which I have had In my stomach for several years. 1 took It, and the result was very satisfactory. I have taken a good many remedies for the C'ankei Humor, and none seemed to help me but VBUBTINE There Is no doubt in my mind that e\ery one suf. ferlng with Canker Humor cau be cured by taking VjftgnsK. It gave me a good apjietite, and 1 fell better In every IMMit • Yours, with respect. MRS. ELIZA ANN POOLF.. Vegetine Prepared by HI R. STKVLIVS, BOSTON, Mass Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists. if'"" ' ■ ...Jin w DPBULLS COUGH SYRUP [• RE. SELLERS & —PITTSBURGH. PA.— IBS. tnil L PINKHAM. OF MM. MIS! LYDIA E. PINKHAM'D VEGETABLE COMPOPNB. IsaPo!tlv<*Ou™ Ibratl lhoar Painful Complaint* and Weakneeaw •o common to our best fi tuu Ic population. It will euro entirely the aroint form of Female Can plaJtic*, all ovarian trouble*. Inflammation and Ulcere tlon Falling and Displacement*, and the couae jutul Spinal WeaknetM, aud la particulurly adapted to UM Chang* of Life. It will diaaolv* ar.d expel tumor* 'mm the uteraaln an ain, weight and backache, 1* at..ay* permanently cured hv *ta uv*. It will *t all time* and .under *ll ulrcumetaiu-oo act in harmony with the luw* tlmt govern the female a/*txi For the cure of Kidney Complaint* of either ox li if Compound It u: surpassed. LYDIA F- ITVKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COM POUND la prepared at 333 and 335 Western Avenue, Lynn, Maaa. Price sl. Hlx bolt lea for $3. Sent by mail In the forru of pit.*, also In the form of loceugcs, on receipt of price. $1 per b for either. Mrs. ilukbam fr-ely answer* ail lotlcni of Inquiry. Send for pauqih let Mdresa a* above. J/mfion th is /lipee. No family should b- without LTPLA K. PINCH Aim LiVKIt PILLS lory cure constitution, bUiuusne A and torpidity of the Uv*r. 33 cent* i*r Kox. 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A I'JLEft'M Brain Food cures Nervous in il b'.iity ana Weaknos ol Genera live Organs, SI - all druggists. Bend for circular to Allen's Ph macy.afifirirst Avenue. N. f. 4 A CTS. pays for the Star Spangled Banner a 1U moa. Nothing like It. 20th year. 8 pageß, illustrated. Specimens FREE. Address STAR BP ANGLED BANNER. Hinsdale. N. H. Water glass, is used for a large number of purposes in the arts, but it might find many every day uses if it were better known. Mixed with chalk it forma, on drying, a compact, marble-like atone; bone ash, zinc white, and magnesia, with water glass, form similar stones. Ransome's artificial stone is prepared by mixing sand with water glass solution to form a plastic mass, which is pressed iuto the required shapes and then placed in a solution of cal cium chloride; silicate of calcium is formed and cements the grains together, the chlor ide of sodium formed at the same time being removed by washing with water. With clay, lime, sand, cement, etc., solu ble glass enters largely into the composi tion of many of the patented artificial stones, plastic ties, slates and so OR. The detergent prtqxirties of water-glass make it an excellent securing material, and it is used to a great extent in the manufacture ot most of the common kinds of soap. Public speakers and lecturers can use their voice continuously and with safety by taking small or alterative doses of l)r. Bull's Cough fciyrup. Jiecent investigation respecting the chemical constituents of tobacco fumes, confirms the olden view of the presence of nicotine. It has, however, been ascer tained that nicotine appears mostly in the form of salts, having pleoliue for their base. Other substances of a similar composition are generated in the act of smoking, which seem to form under the influence of tUe varying quantity of water in the tobacco and its mode of combustion. Thus the use of the pipe develops the highly diffusible and narcotic pyridin, while cigar smoking gives rise to larger quantities of colidin. There exißts only one remedy for the cuie of chronic tobacco poisoning, but that is so prompt and efficacious that none other is needed. Uufortunately there exists also a very great and frequently an insur mountable prejudice among smokers against its employment, it is the abstinence from tobacco. Th Popular I>mand. 80 great has been the popular demand for the celebrated Kidney-Wort, that it 14 having au immense s-ile from Maine to California. Bome have found it inconve nient topiepare it from the dry compound. For such the proprietors now prepare it in liquid form. Tnis can be procured at the druggists. It has precisely the same effect as the dry, but is very concent rated so that the dose is much smaller.— Lowell J/"*' Pro). Alexander Wilson, of Dublin, hat calculated the amount of sugar contain ed iu the calyces of different kinds of fl w --ers, and the proportion of honey which insects cau extract from it. He calculates that about 125 '♦lover blossoms ontain one gramme of sugar. As each blossom con Hints of about 60 calyces, at least 126.000 by 60 or 7, 500,000. calyces must be rifled to afford a kilogramme of sugar, and as houev contains seventy-five per cent of sugar, it requires 5,600,000 calyces of clo ver to yield a kilogramme of the former. Hence we car imagine the couutlees nuiu t>er of flowers that bees must visit to be able to stock their hlvoa. I'm all Played Oat. is a common complaint. If you feel so, get s puckage of Kidney Wort and take it and you will at once feel Its tonic power. It renews the healthy action of the kid neys, bowels and Jiver, and thus restores the natural life and strength to trie weary laxly. It can now be hud in either dry 01 liquid form, aud in either way is always prompt and efllcleut in action -Xow lied fvrd Standard. THEATRICAL : Pal Aluldoon was consid erably diaapoiuted after he had bought his ticket for ' 'Othello" at Booth's theatre. "Bedad," said he, as he walked down Twenty-third street, "I thought it was O'Jonovnn Roses, soldiL" " DR. LINDSEY'S BIle and easy of application, gives instant re ief, aud by combiumg the merits of a poultice to soothe, an instrument to hold np aud com press the tumors, and a skilfully devised medi cine. applied directly to the diseased parts ul timatelv cures the worst cases of piles and keeps tliem cured. Half a million of persons prononnoe Anakwis the most benefloent dis oovery of the age. an 1 we belie ve them. Ana kenis DT. 8. Silsbee's External Pile Remedy is sold by all first-class druggists. Price f 1 00. Samples mailed free to all sufTorers by P. Neustaedter A Co., 11ox 3946. New York. Don't Die in the Honse. Ask Druggists for "Hough on Rats." It clears out rats, mioo, roaches, flies, bed-bugs. 15c. MESSRS. MOKUAN A HXADLT, Mutual Life Building, Tenth and Chestnut streets, on hand a superb stock.ot extra fine quail, w Dia monds, which they offer at as low prk -s aa -tones or the flrst quality, perfect alike In oolor atid shape, can be sold for. ™OP BITTERS? (A Medicine, not a Drink*) CONTAINS HOPS, FCBU, MANDttAXE, DANDELION, AN7>THI! I'rRKST AND BKMT MKDTCALQC ALI TIKS OF ALL OTUEB Bl l TKKS. TIIEY CURE All Disease* of the Stomach, Bowel*. Blood. Liver. Kidney*, and Urinary Organ*. Ner vousness, bleenlessuess and especially Female Complaints. SIOOO IN COLD. Will he paid for a case they will not cure help, or for anything impure or tuJuriouA found In them. Ask your druggist for Hop Bitters and try I them before you sleep. Take IH> other. I J) I. C.l* an alMolnteandlrrestatthlernre for I Drunkenness, use of opium, tobacco aud H narcotics. BEND FOB CIRCULAB. ■HOBBHH All sbove told by drusvltt*. Hop Blttrr* Mt',. CN., Roehe.Ujr, ,V. Y., A 1 'irunto, Out. I COMFORT BY THE WAY. iff ■ I V The small boy's Idea of genuine 11 I 1/1 comfort and happiness was to be j I j pitched intoapouuoflce cream whose ii r shores were made of sfamge cake. -/ Ills misery was the absence of these ji;\ pleasant substances. That boy simply iJi, represents humanity. Comfort is ap- J 1 predated by contrast—we enjoy a 1 .i thing in pn>]Krtioii to our conception 1 jn J of the dlsndvunluges of our deprlva -1 l|v I tion thereof. This applies to muterial I j M things as well as to immaterial con- Jli It ''ideralions. The icicle, w hose ap r 1 I pearance in the wintry cold and (11? R bleakness sends the shiver of diseoni- Jjl, IT 1 fort through the observer, would nug I 111 111 £ esl not ' on at the coolest comfort 111 Eh 1 111 1 Hnd BU,t Q r da >' B summei {lff season. And in Both seasons—that r li' IT ' n the icicle flourishes best II I I! 111 1 he one w herein its absence is H! 111 conspicuous—that most tm com forte I U hie and torturing disease, rheuma- Ira I t. not where measles was In the %f bill of fare, hut w here sciatic rheuma a || tlsm confined Mr. J.Dawson, the well j' 1 || known Koch ester druggist, to bis j I 11 loom for a long period. It was stab d JI a uiour reporter in the following words: J I 'The senior mem t>cr of this firm was J I attucked with M-iatic rheumatism (! J atsiut l>eecmtxr loth last,and for f< ur H 1 weeks sueceeding Feb. loth, could \j >earcely leave his IXKIIIL He used BT. ■ JACOBS On., und is n<BH Oi 1., for ase verc ■fl.se of rheumatism, and it cured him lm if by magic." I DOES WIIV9S WONDERFUL ff 111 l l CURES! H| Rersase It Arts on the I.ITER, ItOWKLsI aud KIDNKTS at the tame time. Because It cleanses the system of thepoieem-l ons humors thatdevslope in Kidnsy sc/' Cn-1 &*ry Blseeses, BUlousneee, Jsundioe, Coustt. R p*tlon. Piles, or In Bheumatism, Neurslgi*, H Nervous Disorders aud Female Complaint*. I SEE WHAT PEOPLE SAT i Fugsnr It. Stork, of Junction City, Kansas, N sa>, Kiiliirf.tVoitcurwl lilin after tegular Phy- Rfl aiclans iiad been trying for four y eara Mrs. John Arnall.of Washington, Ohio, saysW her bo* wiutgiven iiu to die by four prominent IJ physicians sud Uial hs was afterwards cured by Kidney Wort. ■ M. M. B. Goodwin, nn editor In Chardon. Ohio.BM says be vas not einecteil to live, being bloateaH beyond belief, but Kidney-Wort cured him. ■■ Anna J„ Jarrett of South Saicm, N. T., that seven years snfferlrg from kidney trouble*■ and other compUcaUous was ended by tbe us* of R Kidney- W ore. ( John B. Lawrence of Jackson. Tenn., sufferedH for years from liwr and kidney troubles andß after taking **itarrels of other medicines."lT Kidney Woit made him well. Ntcha-t Coto of Montgomery Center, VC.H suffered eight years with kidney dlftlcuity sndß was tinalde to work. Kidney Wort mad# hlmß " well as ever." PERMANENTLY CURES □ KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS,! flConstipation and Piles. I Of It is put up In Wry Vegetable Form in M ■ tin can*, one package of which makes six quart* fjof medicine. Also in Liquid Fora, TervCss-n ' RMeeetrated, 'or thoe* that cannot reuiuiy pre- la ■ pareiL MtW It aeti W/A tfHetenev In either form. H U GET IT AT THE DKUGGISTB. PRICE. SI.OoQ I WELLS, RICUAUDSO> A Co., Prop's, I y WIU send tbe dry poet-paid.) B( BUXBTOT, TT. W |W 6TOMACH 0* ®ITTER s One of the lteMunnble Plenanree Of life, a projierlj cooked meal, affurdfl little or no present enjoyment, and much esbsequent t-orture to a confirmed dyspeptic, bo: when chronic In digestion is conibatted with Hosteller's Stomach Bitters, the food Is eaten with relish, and most im portant of all, is assimilated hy and nourishes the system. Use this grand tonic and corrective also to remedy constipation, biliousness, rheumatism, fever and' ague. For aale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. "niVORCEDI" wJ MHHHHHHMi Interest, Is c< .mmencealntheNovein ber number of ARTHUR'S HOME MAQAZINE. All new subscribers for 1.888 will receive PnFF the November and December NOB. fifCC of this year. TERMS. Fia year: 2copiea fc-IO; A copies flo 4 copies $0: 8 and one ex tra sl2. J®-For specimen number, containing first chapters of " Dlvorced,"send 4 T. b. AK l'ii UK A bON, I'Liladdphia. | UCt i>AKI'XEH WAN J'LI) with sniall capital. Enclose Stamp to WILLIAM HOLMLS,Bo* lib, Keech CitJ ichigan. ASTHMA.— Brent's Asthma Cnre. No nause ous smoking or burning of drugs. A per manent care. Price, sl, bv mau, post-paid. Address EL N. BItKXT, Box 451, Newport, Ky. 5,000 Agent* Wanted for Life of GARFIELD It coutains the fnll history of his noble and eventful life aud dastardly assassination. Snrgical treatinent, death, funeral obsequies, etc. The best chance of your life to make money. Beware of "catchpenny" Imita tions. This is the only authentic and fully Illustrated life of our Martyred President. I ine steel portraits Extra terms to Agents. Circulars free. Address, NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO.. Philadelphia, Pa. Dr. METTAUIPS HEADACHE PILLS cure most wonderfully In a very short time both SICK and NERVOUS HEADACHE; and while acting on the nervous system, cleanse the stomach of excess of bile, producing a regular healthy action of the bowels. ••HEADACHE A fall size box of these valuable PELLS, with fall directions for a com plete cure, mailed to any address on receipt of nine three-ceut postage Stamps. For sale by all druggists at 25c. Sole Proprietors, i y BROWN CHEMICAL COMPANY, Baltimore, Md. •• •pills! mi I 1 ■ mi in ii i ■■ HEALTH IS WEALTH, • , SEALTH of BODY is WEALTH of MOID. Railway's mmm emit. Fmra Mood auuroa toond ileal), strong (NMO and o clear akin. If ytm woald bar® jrour ttmk Brm. rour IWDOO Bound without curies, mad pm Bmpiexion fur, uao RUsdsvaya Baraaparlt* Mi heaolvent ▲ romedy oompoead at ingredients at sxtna* Ordinary medical properties essential to purity, heal, repair and invigorate the broken-down acd wetted body— quiet. PLBABANT, SAKK and RBRM AN KNT it lie treatment and cure. No matter bynrhat name the eompialnt mear he designated, whether It be Scromla, Oen sumption, flypuilie, Ulcere, florae, Tumors, Bolls krjeipeiaa or flalt-Hheum dleeeeee of the tunes. Kidneys, Bladder, womb, Sit in. Urn, Btomaoh or Bowels, either chronic or constitu tional, the rirus of the disease is In the BLOOD which supplies the wests, and builds and re pairs these organs and wasted tissues of the System. If the blood m unhealthy, the process of repair must be unsound. The Hiraaparllllan Besol went not only laaoompeoHd i remedy, but secures the bar mooiotu action of each of the organs It eetah* ■shag throughout the entire system functional harmony, and supplies the blood-vessels with s pure and heaL hy current of new Ufa The skin, after a few days use of the flare a pari 111.1 a, be -B>mes clear and beautiful. Pimples, 1 notches, lack spots aud Skin Brupt ons are removed ; florae and Ulcere soon cured. Persons suffering from Scrofula, KrupUve Diseases of the Byes mouth. Bare. Legs, Threat and Glands, that have accumulated and spread, either from un cured diseases or mercury, or from the use or Corrosive sublimate, may rely upon a core 11 the Bareapardllan is continued a sufflcleni time lo make tie impression on the system. One bottle oontains more at the active princi ples of medicine* than any other preparation. Taken in Teaspoonful Doses, while others autre five or six tones as much. One' Dollar Tif Bottle. MINUTE .REMEDY. Only requires aalmaiCee not hoe re to ro te ve pain aad euro acute disease. RADWAYS Ready Relief, In from one to twenty minutes, never falls to teUeve PAIN with one thorough appUcaUon. no matter how violent or exeructettnf the pan. the Rheumatic. Bed-ridden, Infirm. Crippled Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease man surfer, RAD WAY'S RBADV RBLLKP WUJ afford instant sees. teflswHee eflhe EMacyt, lefleaoe> 11M efthf BlsSder. laßnamellet eftb* Bowel*, (ongm lon ff the Lengt. Nor* Throat. IMlflrell Hreetlilmg. PalfileUo* or the lloort, uietrrlee. troop, IHph- IHorfta, teterrh, lefleeeaa HMflafho, Tooihnrhe, HferNlgie. hhraaalkai, told C'hlUe, Age* Chili* Chlihiala*. and Prwi SliM, Braliea Moaer Com plaint*, W rrroo on MO Sleepleiiiti* Cooght Cold* Ipr du, Pain* In U (hMi. Baeh or Llai* aro lataatiy rr Heved. Fever and Ague. FEVER and AGUB eared for M cents. There |e net e remedial agent in this world that win cure Fever and Ague, and other Malarious, BM- Nsarlet. Typ ioid. Yellow and other fevers (slued by Radway'S Plus) so quickly AA RAO WAT'S RBAPT KELIXF. . Ii wiii in a few momenta, when taken accord ing to directions, cure Cramps, Spasms, sour fl omach. Heartourn. Hick Headache, Diarrhea*. Dysentery, colic, wind In the Bowels, and all Internal Faln^. Travelers should always carry a bottle at Had way's Ready Relief with them, A few drops is we er will prevent sickness or pains rrom change of wat r. It is better than French •randy or bate re as a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen should always be provided wan it, CAUTION. All remedial agents capable of destroying life •y an overdose should be avoided. MorpLuhe. opium, str chnine, arnica, hy oaciam us, and other powerful remedies, doe-* at certain time*. In very small doses. relieve the patient during their acuon In the system, but perhaps th* second dose, If repeated, may aggravate a d la crease the suffering, and another dose cause death There is no necessity for wlcgihese one rtaln agents a positive remedy like Kadwuy-g Ready Rel ef will stop the moat ex eructating pain quicker, without entailing the Mast difficulty in either infant or adulu THE TRUE RELIEF. RABWARA RSADT RILES? LA the only remedial agent in vogue thatVlll instantly stop paia. Fifty Cents Per Bettle. RADWAY'S Regulating Pills. Perfect Purgatives, ouotniug Aperi ents, Act Without Pain, Always Reliable, and Natural lu their Operation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITU TE FOR CALOMEL. Parte tly tasteless, elegantly coated with tweet gum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and strengthen. RAD WAT'S PILLS, for the cure of all D sorters of the 8 omach. Liver, Bowels, K Ineys, Bladder. Nervous Diseases, H adiche. ConatipiUon, Oos tiveness, Ind gestlon, Dyspepsia, Biliousness. Fever, 'nflamaMon of the Bowels, Piles, and all derangements of the Internal viscera. War ranted to effect a perfect cure Purely vege table, coDraining no mercury, minerals or dele terious drugs. iWobseiTe the foil owing-symptoms resulting fTum Diseases of the Dlge-Uve Organs: Const 1- p-ulon, Inward Piles, Fulineea 01 the Bio dlu the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea. Heartburn. 11 gust of Food, Ful.ness or Weight In the Mom ICQ. Sour Emotions, Slnkl.ig or Fluttering a* the Heart, Ch king or Suffering Sensations when in a lying posture. Dimness of Vision, Do's or webs Before the sight, Fever and Dull Pain In the Head, Deficiency of Per spiration, Yellowness of the Skin and Eye®. Pain in the Side. Che t, Limbs, and Suddeu Flushes of He it. Burning In the Flesh. A few do*es of RADWAT'S PILLS will free the system from an the above-named Disorders. Price, 25 Cento Per Box. We repeat that the reader must consult out hooks and papers on the subject of diseases and (heir oure, ..mong wh ch may be named * "False and True," "Hadway on lrruiUi 7, confer a iavor upon the Advertiser and the Publisher bystatlng that tb ey saw the adra * aioewiant In thialoemn Hi-amiwr the M*< \A/ofr*hnc Catalogue free. Address Standard ft all/11 CO American Watch Co., Pittsburgh. Pa