DOMESTIC.
BALKY HORSES. — As long as we can re
member we have nad of remedies for
balky horses, and they have been pretty
much of the sains nature, to wit : To
examine the harness on one side then on
the ether, then jump into the wagon "and
drive off. Very nice, but try it, Nixt
lake the horse out of the shifts, and make
him go round and round until he is giddy,
eta Rather difficult, we tllink, to make
a hcrse giddy, Next, to place the hand
over the horse's note and hold it there,
preventing him from breathing until he
wants to go. Easy to try. Next, take a
couple of turns ot stout twine around the
foreleg just below the knte, tight enough
for the horse to feel, aud tie m a bow not.
lie will at once stai , aud the string can
be removed. .Next lake the tail ot the
horse between the hind legs and tie by a
cord to the saddle-girth. Next, lie a string
around the horse's ear close to his head.
There is anotner which we know lrcqtieut
ly answers, which is to eaich up a hand
ful of dirt and force it into the mouth
of ihe animal. But there is another, the
one we have adopted in ail cases,and have
never yet kuowu to fail. It is to pass a
twiue around the lower jaw, and of course
below tbe tongue, and tie it quite tight
over the top of the head, leaving an end of
two or three leet, by which to pull at,
walking iu front of the horse. This will
be tound to be a remedy in all cases li
properly done.
HOUSE LIKES Once a year the house
linen sLould be carefully looked over and
arranged, buck sheets and pill w-eases
as have seen the largest share of their
days of usefulness aud yet are still unbro
ken, should be laid carefully aside, laat
they may come into service when au un
usual number of bed changes are required.
Supply their places wiib new ones, and
thus keep an abuudeuce of fresh kev dmg
for emergei c es. The kitchen table cloths
if they threaten to break, should be cut
up, hemmed, and devoted to the dish wash
ing department, and new of unbleach
ed linen damask made to take their places.
Glass wiping cloths should not be ot elder
ly linen, because of its tell-tale fibres, and
because there is a linen provided for glass
sufficiently inexpensive tor the purpose of
even the most economical housewife.
Hand towels should be lookod over and
rep'enisht-d. Tuose for the kitchen should
be devidid and doomed to the floor-cloth
hooks, aDd others, always wiih a tape
loop at each end of them where a roller is
not in use, should take the place of the
old towels. There can hardly be too
many towels in tbe kitchen. The dining
room tubie cloths may Le cut iuio large
towels and neat v trimmed.
CTLIBIAC. — Tbe Kussiau culibiac is made
of au onioa chopped and placed over the
fire with two ouuees of butter uutil the
latter melts; meantime c,' small head of
white cabbage is chopped and added to
the onion, and the cooking process is
slowly advanced uutil the cabbage is ten
der ; it is then seasoned, slightly thicken
ed with white sauce or flour and butter
rubbed to a smooth paste, mixed with half
a dozen cold hard boiled eggs aud a table
spoonful of parsely chopped together, aud
finished with a little vinegar or sour wine;
this preparation of cabbage is put into a
dish hued with pastry raised with yeast
and enriched with eggs and butter; the
surface of the pie thus formed is dusted
with bread crumbs, and it is then baked
in a moderate oven, and served hot.
SOR SIS PUDDING.- Ingredients: Three
sweet oranges, three-fourths pound sugar,
one-half pound sweet almonds, rose water,
sixteen eggs, one pound tresli butter, puff
paste. Take the outside rinds of the
oraDge: boil in several waters uutil tender;
pound them iu a mortar with the sugar,
blanch the almcDds and beat them very
tine with rose water to keep them from
boiling. Break the eggs and froth six of
the whites; beat yery light yolks and
remaining whites; cream the butter and
beat all the ingredients together uutil per
fee'ly light. Then line pie plates with
a thin puff paste, and bake. Bift sugar
over tops of the pudding when drawn
from the oven.
Y'EAST THAT WILL KKEU a MONTH.—
Boil a handful of hops, strait, off the wa
ter, grate a dozen raw potatoes into this
water, set it ou to boil, mix a teacup of
flour with cold water and, the sa ■ e as
for gravy thickening, then stir it into the
potato water, add to this encugh boiling
water to make six quarts in all. Bet it
away to cool in a stone jar and when cool
put into it a teacuplul of good yeast and
a teacupfui of brown sugar. This yeast
will foam up as white as whipped cream.
One pint will do for a large butch of bread.
FRICASSEE OF USI SB. —Feel lwo or
three dozen of the very small, round, white
onions; sprinkle them with salt, lei them
remain lor half an hour, then roll them
upon a cloth to dry them slightly, and
dredge with flour; throw them iuto a stew
pan in which you have melted two oun
ces of fresh butter,toss them over a gentle
fire for five minutes, drain the fat from
them, add a pint of rich milk, minced le
mon peel, white pepper, salt auu butter.
Simmer ten minutes and serve in sauce.
STEWED VEAL. —Cut your meat in piic S
wash them clean, put them into the din
ner-pot, add thie3 pints of water, put in
one onion, some pepper and salt, let it
stew one hour; then add potatoes si ced
and make a crust of sour milk or cream -
tartar, and put in and stew till the pota
toes are done, about half an hour; the crust
may be made into biscuits. Crumbs of
any kind of fresh meai may be used iu mak
ing a stew.
RICE CHICKEN. —Cover the bottom of a
pudding dish with slices of broiled ham :
cut up a broiled chicken and nearly fill the
dish ; pour in the gravy or melted butter
to fill the dish, and chopped onions if you
like, or a little curry-powder, which is
better; then add boi ed rice to fill ail in
terstices and to cover the top thick.
Bake it for one-hali or three-quarters of
an hour.
RED ants may be banished from a pan
try or store-room by strewing the shelves
with a.small quantity of cloves either
whole or ground. We use the former, as
not being so likely to get into food placed
upon the shelves. The cloves should be
renewed occasionally, as after a time,they
lose their strength and efficacy.
WHEN a cow disgorges her food it is a
symptom of irritation in the stomach and
indigestion, probably arising from the pres
ence of too much acid. Give her two
drachms of carbonate of ammonia, with
one ounce of ground ginger, in some scald
ed bran once a day for a week. After
ward she should have a little salt and
pounded chalk to lick every day as long as
she will take it.
A GOOD hay cutter will save its cost in
one season. Hay or straw is not made
more nutntious but it is more easily masti
cated when chaffed ; and a saving of exer
tion is equivalent to a saving of food.
SPENT tan-bark has been plowed into a
compact clay soil with the best results, as
it rendered the soil mellow and increased
its warmth.
AGRICULTURAL.
THE vulgar term sweeny is applied to a
real or imaginary wasting of the muscles
cf the extremities, and mostly referred to
as being located in the shoulder or about
the crupper. It is commonly regarded as a
special evil, and all sorts of cruel practices
and nostrums are resorted to for its cure.
The cause or causes of a generally negative
result of the treatmeut applied is simply
this, that sweeny, or more properly speak
ing, wasting or atrophy of the muscles of
the horse's limb is, in the plurality of cases
merely one of the results of chronic disease
of some part of the limb, sueli as a painful
corn, navicular disease aud contracted
feet, or ringbone, spavin, Ac. If a cure of
these ailments is possible the so-called
sweeny will either gradually disappear in
the course of time or will yield to treat
ment; otherwise the cure of sweeny will
prove a failure. In young horses, sweeny,
or wasting of the muscles of the shoulder,
is often a constquence of unsteady pulling
wiih au ill-tilling collar. In such a case,
relieve the animal from work, and apply
for some time, ouce or twice a day, a por
tion of equal parts of tincture of canlha
ruics ami oil ot turpentine. The contents
of the bottle should he shaken while
applyiug the saute. Liberty outdoors, on
pasture, will l>e of additional ,benefit.
Subsequently, give only tight work in
breast harness or iu a sot padded, well tit
ling collar, until the auiuial becomes used
to pulling.
BE FAIR TO THE FORESTS. — Animal and
vegetable lite go lian 1 in baud, but it is not
generally understood that the former is the
"little sister" and that the latter is the
most iudepeudent of the two. Trees, with
a chance given, grow without the special
care of man. Without trees aud other
vegetable life man would puss away aud
he " a lost art." Leaving out ot the ques
tiou the wickedness of tue world found iu
the wuolesale destruction of our forests, it
will be well to consider the fact that the
earth can be made uninhabitable by de
priving it of its sources of moisture, which
are uoihing more or less than the forests.
There is a large class of intelligent men
who firmly believe that the rapid decrease
ot the woods of the West is already chang
ing the climate of the entire country.
People should piant young trees where old
ones are puiled down, and never forget
that it is a christian as well us sanitary
uuty.
TRY IT. — A gentleman has informed us
of a very simple and sure cure for treating
cuts and st ars made by stepping on nails, A.'.
Every one kuows the great danger of stop
ping on a rust y nail, as, iu a great many ca es
lockjaw sets in aud death is the result. The
remedy is grated beets, made into a pulp,
which, if applied to the cut, will almost
immediately givejrelief. He says a liorse of
bis stepped ou a tail, from which he suf
fered excruciating pain, aud was unable to
eat. He was thought to be taking lockjaw
when the gentleman applied the beets and
in fifteen minutes tbe animal was eating
h iy, and entirely recovered. A gentleman
in this town was so unfortunate as to run
a nail into ins band from which be suffered
intense agon v. The same remedy was ap
plied ami in a short time the patient f 11
asleep. Several other cases might be cited
but these will suffice. The gentleman says
.he cure is a g>od one and should uot le
kept from the public. Becks have a cool
ing effect upon tbe sore and draw out all
inflammation.
DOST WHIT A FRIGHTENED IIORSE.— It
seems to lie a characteristic failing of most
coachmen to lay the lash upon a horse that
exhibits f ear at au object in the street or
beside the road. Mr. Bergh, President of
the Bociety of the Prevention of Cruelty
to Auimals, says in the organ of that
society w hat every reasonable being ought
to know, aud that is to never whip a horse
for becoming frightened at any object by
the roaalside, for if he sees a stump, a log,
or a heap of tan-bark in the road, aud,
while he ,is eyeing it carefully, aud about
to pass it, you strike him with the whip, ii
is the log, or stump, or tfie tan-bark thai is
hurting him in his way of reasoning, aud
the next time he will be more frighiene 1.
Give bim to smell all these objects and use
tbe bridle to assist you in bringing him
carefully to those objects of fear.
FEEDING PIGS. — Pigs that are to be
marketed this year should be pushed hard
from the beginuiug. If allowed to stand
still for a day there will be a loss. Ground
oats and corn mixed, or ground corn with
wheat middlings, will make a good slop
for the pigs; soaked corn will also be
highly relisued, and will be found well
adapted to keeping the pigs iu high flesh ;
but as soon as the coru is fairlv iu milk,
that will be found the best of all fattening
foods. Oa the other hand, if pigs are lo
be kept over the winter there should be no
stimulating or forcing. Give them the run
of a clover field the first summer, with a
small allowance of grain.
T HE best cider is made us late ic the fall
as possible aud from clean, sound apples.
To keep it through the winter aud for a
year or more—barrel imuiedia ely and re
move it to a cool vault or cellar, where it
should remain until February or Match,
when it should be put in strong bottles and
tirmly wired down, lay them ou the ground
or shelves where the temperature is cool
and uniform, and the cider w ill not ripen
too rapidly or freeze. If the citler be
fore barrelling be filtered through saud, it
will probably keep bcttei and be free from
sediment.
CAUSES apparently very slight may often
produce the most maikcd results in germi
nation. The smaller the seed the more
likely in general is it to be influenced by
almost imperceptible causes. In sowing
turnips those farmers who raise large
quantities not infrequently remark that in
dry, warm days a vast difference is made
in the crops between planting the seed in
tbe fresh, moist soil, just alter the mark
ing-out plough, aud in planting after the
soil has had two cr three hours to dry.
FREQUENTLY washing with soapsuds,
says Colonel F. D. Curtis, in the Rural
New Yorker, does pigs a great deal of
good ai.d should always be practiced if
they get dirty. Y'oung pigs will never
thrive well in a filthy den. If the dam is
unclean the pigs are liable, when suckling,
to get sore about tbe bead and around their
mouths, which will stunt them. When
this is the case tbey should be thoroughly
washed and oiled.
THE following drink tor relieving sick
ness of the stomach is said to be very pal
atable and agreeable: Beat up one egg
very well say twenty minutes, then add fresh
milk one pint, water onepint, sugar to make
it palatable ; boil, and let it'eool; drink
when cold, if it becomes curds and whey
it is useless.
FLIES may be eft'ctually disposed of
without the use of poison. Take half a
teaspoonful of black pepper in powder,
one teaspooDful of cream. Mix them well
together, and place them in a room on a
plate where flies are troublesome, and they
will soon disappear.
PASTURES that have been fed a few sea
sons will generally produce more milk, or
more fat, than those which have been
newly seeded down.
OIR BEST REWARD
WINSTON, FORSYTHE, CO.. N. C., [
Match 15, 1880. )[
To the Hop Hitters Manufacturing Co.:
GENTS- I desire to express to you my
thanks for your wonderful Hop Bitters. 1
was troubled with dyspepsia for live years
previous to commencing tlio use of your
Hop Bitters some six month ago. My cure
has been wonderful. 1 am pastor of the
First Methodist Church of this place, aud
my whole congregation can testify to the
greu virtue of your bi'ters.
Very respectfully, KKV. H. KEKKHKK
ROCHESTER, N. Y., March 11, 1880.
HOP 811 I kkh lA>.:
Please accept our grateful aokn nvlogn
nient for the Hop Bitters you were so kind
to donate, and winch were such a benefit
to us. Yours very gratefully.
Old LADLES of (IK- LLOIUE of the Froittllass.
Dele can, ILL , Sept. '24. 1878.
Gents: —1 have taken not quite mo l>ot
tle of the Hop Bitters. 1 was a feeble old
man of 78 when 1 got it. To-day lam as
active and feel as .veil as I did ut 30. I see
a great many thai need such a medicine.
1). IKA CE.
Monroe, Mich., Sept. 25, 1875.
Sirs: —I have been taking Hop Bitters
for inflammation ot kidneys and boulder;
it has done n.o what four doctors failed to
do. The t ffect of the bitters seemed like
magic to me. W. L. CARTER.
If you have a sick friend whose life is a
burden, oue bottle ot Hop Bitters may re
store that friend to perfect health and hap
piness. Will you see that that friend has
a bottle at once.
Bradford, Pa., May 8, 187-.
It lias cured me of several diseases, such
as nervousness, sickness at the stomach,
monthly troubles, Ac. 1 have not seen a
sick day in a year since 1 took Hop Bit
leis. Several of mv neighbors use them.
MRS FANNIE GREEN.
Immense Sale.
Kvansville, Wis., June 24, 187i>.
Gentlemen:—Ho Bitters have hail one
half the sale h re and giwn such universal
satisfaction as your H >p Bitters have. We
take pleasu-e iu speaking for t heir welfare,
as every one who tries them is weilsatisfie i
with their results. Several such remarka
ble cures have been made with them here
that there are a number of earnest work
ers iu the II p Bittors cause. Oie person
gained eleven pounds from taking only u
few bottles.
SMITH A IDE.
Bay City, Mich., Feb. 3, 1880.
Hop BITTERS COMPANY :
1 thiuk it my duty to send you a recom
mend for the benefit of any person wishing
to kuow they are good for general debility
and indigestion; strengthen the nervous
system aud make new life. 1 recommend
my patients to use them.
DR. A PRATT.
Treater of Chronic Diseases.
„ Superior , U7s., Jan., iB6O.
I heard iu my ueighborhod that your
Hop Bitters was doing such a great deal of
good among the sick and utll cted with
most every Kind of disease, ami as ] had
been troubled for fifteen years with neu
ralgia and all kinds of of rheumatic com
plaints and kidney trouble, 1 to >k one bot
tie aecordiug to directions. It at once did
me a great deal of good, and I used another
bottle. lam an old man, but aui uow as
1 can wish. There are seven or eight
families iu our place using Hop Bitters as
their family medicine, and are so well
satisfied with it they will -not use any
other. U. e lady here had been bedridden
lor years, is well aud doing her work from
the use of three bot lies.
LEONARD WLLITBECK.
A Voice from the l'reitni.
I take this opportunity to bear testimony
to the efficacy of your "Hop Bitters." Ex
pecting to find them nauseous aud bitter
aud composed of bad whisky, we were
agreeably surprised at their mild taste j ist
like a cup of tea. A Mrs. Cerssell aud a
.Mis. Connor, friends have likewise tried,
and pronounced them the best medicine
they have ever taken for building up
strength and toning up the system. 1 wa
troubled with costiveness, headache and
want of appetite. The two former ailmen's
are gone, and the latter greatly improved.
I have a yearly contract with a
a doctor to look aft< r the health of
myself aud family, but 1 need bun not
now.
8. GII.I.II.AND, Peoples' Advocate,
July 25, iB7B. Pittsburg, Pa.
MR. and MRS. TOPNOODY were getting
ready to go out to call on a friend the
other evening, and Mrs. T., desir ng to
look well, was arraying herself a variety
of colors. Topnoody noticed it and began
to comment. Said he, 44 Mrs Topnoody,
I think a woman of your age cuglit to
wear more subdued colors." •*' Oil, do
you?" was tbe response. " What would
you suggest as becoming your angel wife?"
44 I think a black dress is simple, tasteful
and always becoming." 4> Inde dp' 4 Yes,
indeed." ' 4 Well, then, Topnoody, sup
pose you die and leave me a widow, so
that 1 cau wear the color most becoming
to me. Of course you can't see me in it,
but it would be such a pleasure and com
fort to me to know 1 was ploai-iug my dear,
dead husband." Then Mrs. Topnoody
smiled in such a very satisfied way that
Topnoody concluded bh suggestions were
PK> previous, and he busied himself tying
his necktie, while Mrs. T distributed the
rainbow tints as she pleased.
Get out Iioors:
The cl.se confinement of al! factory
work, gives the operatives pallid faces,
poor appetite, languid, miserable feelings,
poor blood, inactive liver, kidneys and
urinary troubles, and ail the ptiysicins and
medicine in the world cannot help them
unless they get out of doors or u® Hop
Bitters, the purest and best remedy, es
pecially for such cases, having abuulance
of health, .sunshine and rosy clicots iu
tliern. They coit out a trifle.
HORXE T OK E when at Eton was oncday
asked by the master the reason why a cr
tain verb governed a particu'ar case. 4e
answered ; 44 1 don't know." "That is
impossible," said tbe master, "I know yoi
are not ignorant, but obstinate." Ilorne,
however, persisted, and the master flogged.
After the master quoted the rule of gram
mar which bore on the subject, and Home
instantly replied, 44 I know thrt. very well;
but you did not ask the rule; you demand
ed the reason."
A GREAT CURIOSITY :—A clever sell is
pernetrated on the guests of Glen Moun
tain House, Watkin's Gle.i N. Y. On a
tree near the piazza fronting the glen was
hung a cage carefully covered with a piece
of calico. Upon it was posted the follow
ing notice; 44 Blind red bat from Hava
na. Raise the cover carefully, as the
light might injure his -eyes!" It is fun
for the initiated to sit there quietly aud
see victim after victim cautiously raise the
curtain and disclose suspended within the
cage—a brick bat !
TUE lilies of tiie field 44 toil not neither
do they spm. '' but they have their blow
out just the same.
NEW Ct'KK FOR TOOTHACHE:— A New
Haven woman learning that nilro-glycerine
was a new medicine for toothache induced
her huslinud to bring home a small can of
it in his vest pocket. Just the moment
he put the can-opener to it to get a few
drops to put iu the aching tooth there was
a slight sizzling noise, a hole in the roof of
the house and two individuals running
about the room without a hair left on
their heads and their clothing in shreds.
However, the tooth stopped aching.
4i Have you spoken to pa about that
yet?" anxiously inquired the oldest daugh
ter of her indulgent mother. 44 No, my
child, not yet. Your father is too busy
with his creditor? to think of pony phae
tons and russet tarness to match just now."
44 Bother the creditors," was the snappish
reply. 44 That's what your father is do
ing, my dear. After he lias compromised
you shall have your turnout."
[.Milwaukee Sentinel.]
THAT wonderful remedy for rheumatism,
Bt. Jacob's Oil, lias tieeu used by a large
number of people in this city, and with ef
fect truly marvelous. Frequent reports
are made where sutlereis have been afford
ed relief, and the suto is growing largely.
The fact that il is an external remedy,
commends il to inuny who would not
otherwise think of going out of the beaten
track to find u remedy.
4! MAMMA, is it wicked to whistle on
Sunday?'' 44 Yes; Sunday is to t>e kept
ho'y. mv boy." 4 ls it very, very wicked?"
44 Very. " answered the pious mother. The
lad rested from his inqn ries as if deeply
pondering the informa'ion he had received
ami then, glancing up, said In a half-sor
rowful tone, 44 Mamma, 1 guets quails
don't go to heaven."
A NICE TIMX :—"IVe been to see Mrs.
Ti ttit tattle," said Mr*. T. lltale, 44 and th
way she rau on about you was perfectly
scandalous,' 7 ,4 So sh*'s been talking atiout
me, has she?" asked Mrs. Brown, quietly.
44 Yes, indeed, she has," replied Mrs.
Telltale, with emphasis. 4 What a good
tluie you two must hive had," said Mrs.
Brown, with a swee' anile.
[lndianapolis Only Sentinel.]
No .Mure
If we are correctly bforined. Si. Jacob's
Oil is now the usua tea-party topic iu
place of the former staple—lree gossip,
ilow wise aud how much more beuuficiall
44 MY gracious chill," said the old lady
to a boy who offered to carry her satchel
for five cents. 44 Where did you get those
hands from f" The lad iiu/ed thoughtful
ly for a moment at his par of fi:ppera,tbat
looked like bunches of joung onions, and
then answered proudly : 4< i belong to the
Tontine Base Ball Ciuh.*
To a WIDOWER: — 4, 1s It true that you
are going to marry agiin ?" 44 It's very
true." 44 And whom do you marry?"
44 My dead wife's sisur " 44 Is she hand
some?" 4i No." 44 Him?" "No." "Then
why have you chosen her?" 44 To tell you
the truth, my dear friend, in order not to
change mothers-in-law.
ONE can't he too cirrful of firearms. A
Marabou boy earned a pistol in his coat
pocket, and one day last week while he
was in swimming tbs pistol unex[jctedly
went off. lie has uc suspicions as to who
look it.
Vegetine
Will Curo Cancer.
>
PROOF I PROOF I PROOF I
11. R. STBVENS, F.sq:—
l<ir sir,-* A boat two years ng a Cancer made
its appearanoe on my face, left ado of my nose.
When I llrst noticed It, Twos almit the size of a
pin-head (very small). It Increued In size, and
spread on mv lace until It bccans as large as a
common rent, 1 tried all klndsif remedies, and
advice from a physician. It vws spreading, and
eatuig into my flesh very fast. was very much
alarmed. I went to see a plislctan who cured
< cviters: he did uot give inciuuoh encourage
ment. It pained me very much 1 suffered night
and lav. It would bleed as tires very profusely.
Every thing was done that cool be to try to cure
t.iecaucer. My brother had a VllMMr on" his lip;
he submitted to an operatin, being well dis
couraged. 1 was one day r Mr. Wood berry's
apothecary store, of this tovn He gave me your
pamphlet, containing manyntres by the use of
Vegetine. I foun lon page > where Vegetine had
cured a Cancer on a lady's se. I then bought a
bottle of your Vegetine, and! proved a great bless
ing to me; I could see god effects from it right
away. After takiug three oiiles, it stopped the
spreading of the cancer abot the edges; it checked
the eat ing Into mv lieate. 'could see it was gradu
ally heaimg. 1 kept outa*ng Vegetine, the cancer
slowly disappearing. tu<il 1 had taken sixteen
bottles aud ltoonjpTetily cured it. It has left a
iarge scar on "le *i.te my nose; and I feel it my
duty to reconuend Vejetine to all like sufferers,
as ft is cepatnly a greit "Blood I'ur.ller." lam
now sixv-thrue years of age, and Vegetine has
greatly piprovid mv general health.
Voits, most reaped tally,
\VM. P. CLEAVES,
34 Federal St., Beverly, Mass.
We. whose tnmes are annexed, can testify to
the above, as ar. Cleaves is au old resident of
tits town.
CWOOUBBRHT, Apoth y, RlCtt ARI) REPRICE,
HERBERTS. Sllltl, ANDREW L. BATON,
A. OLLDDBN, GEO. S. MILLS FT*
Vegetine.
• PREPARED 11Y
XI. K. kXKVENS, Boston, Mans.
Vegetine w S hi by All Druggist*.
| does wyjv?C
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CURES! ■HBHHiC
! Htvausp it arts on t!io LIVKIt, HOWLLs!
5 aiid KIDNKl'Siit the same time. fl
j] Bccnune it dentines the system of the poison-H
Iwous ltuniorn tliat tievelopo isi Kidney nnd Url-H
Diseases, Biliousness, Jaundice, Constt R
Piles, or in .Rheumatism, Neuralgia H
jNervoua Disorders and Female Complaint!. fl
BEE WHAT PEOPLE SAY :
J Eugene 11. Stork, of Junction City, Kni'ns, W
■HKUYH, Knlney tVoitcured him nfler ii-gtilai-l'hy Mj
■■sieiuns had been trying for four years.
U Mrs. John Arnnll, of Washington, Ohla'"?
her hoy wum given no to ilia by four pi uidnf nt fcj
■Kphvsiriiihmiud lliul no wns afterwards cired by ■
M M. M. U. (loodtvln, nn editor In Chnrd>n, 01 lo U
|r9 s njs ho wms not es pec ted tillto, being bloated ■
jbey-md belief, but Kidney-Wort cured liiin. ■
M Ama L. Jnrrelt of Souti Salem. N. Y., p/ivkLJ
Hi h >l. rvven yearsßulferliifffroiii kidney
Qnnd oiler eoiiiplicalioiM vu.i ended by the use of M
ffi John n.Lnwrenee of Jiekson, Tenti., suffered H
■■tor year.N'roiu liver ui<l kidney troubles and B
IJttfter takikg "hnrreli of oilier medicines,
H Kidney-Woi\ iniulo iiiu Well.
Michael Onto of Montgomery Center, Vt., B
eight yeaw with kidney diltlculty and KJ
H .yas nimble t> wok. Kidney-Wort luude him M
PERMANENTLY CURES
□ KIDNEY DISEASES, Y
LIVE? COMPLAINTS,!
RConstlpationand Piles.
I isput no inltry Vegetable Form in H
H tin cans, mm pacWeof which makes six quarts ■
Ejof medicine. Also i-ti Liquid Form, very Con-
Ml ccntruted, for thorn that cannot reuuiiy pre BM
It actt irith ejual efficiency in either form. ■
M GET IT ATTnEDIIUGGISTS. PKICE. SI.OO □
Kg WELLS. HIUIAUDSOX A Co.. Prop's, raj
□ (Will sen! the dry post-paid.) IM'III.IXGTOX, VT. iy
AN exchange tells of a man who had
sixty-five dollars stolen from him, and
who goon after received twenty-five dollars
with the following note : 44 I stole your
money. Remorse naws at my conshens,
and I send you some of it back. When
remorse naws again, I'll send you some
more."
How much is that?" said a mourner
in a flower shop, pointing to a wreath of
immortelles, inscribed, •' To my mother
in-luw."
" What you like," replied the florist.
" 1 have had it for fourteen years, and no
one has ever offered to purchase it."
AHKI.NO TOO Mroii.—A gentleman de
scends Iroiu a carriage.
"Let mo see: 1 owe you for two
hours."
•' Two hours? For three?"
' Very well ; call it throe. Here's
your six franca."
44 And the tip —pourboire— traukgelt—
bar k theesh—eh ?"
44 Tip a man who has just tried to make
me out a liar? Never!"
Almost young Agittn.
44 My mother was atllieted a long time
with Neuralgia and a dull, heavy inao ive
condition of the whole system; headache,
nervous prostration, and was almost help
less. No physicians or medicines did her
any good. Three mouths ago she began to
use Hop Hitters, witli the go-sl elf-ict that
sin: seems and fells young again, although
over 70 years old. Wc think there is no
other medicine til to use in the family."—
A lady, in Providence, It. L
A PKIH >NKR who has been convicted at
least a dozen times is placed at the bar.
** Your Honor, I should like to huve
my case postponed for a week. My law
yer is ill."
44 Hut you were captured with your
hand in this gentleman's pocket. What
can your counsel say in your defense?"
44 Precisely so your honor. That is
what I am curious to know,"
ONE night a woman was trying hard to
get her drunken husband ho ne,and as she
pulled him along the street her words and
actions were so teuder that a by-stander
said, 44 We11, a'l drunkards' wives haven't
your disposition."
44 S-h-hl don't say anything," she re
plied, ina whisper: 44 I've got to call
iiim pet names to get him home; hut wait
till he drops in the front passage—he
there f/iew!"
A Healthy State
Poo le are constantly cliangmg their bomew
from East to West ami from North to Soutuoi
vice versa, iu earc.i of a healthy State- If
they would lea u to bo c niteutod, and to use
the celebrated Kiduey-Wort wbeu atck they
would i e much hotter <ff Too whom system
can be ko.it in a bra thy state by t'lis simp o
but effectual remedy, rn*, large adv..
JENKINS had an opportunity to visit a
theater while in New York last week aud
was especially anxious to see the foundry
where they cast their characters. His
friend, the manager, told hiin the actors in
his employ was of no common mould.
A LADY who has quarrelled with her
bald-headed lover said, in dismissing him :
" What is delightful about you my friend,
is tlint I have not the trouble of sending
you back any lock of hair."
N KOKTiNK, ins:cad of beiug a puffed-up
medicine, has worked its way up to its
pre ent astonishing success by actual merit
iu curing all diseases cf the blood, of what
ever nature.
<4 MAKIK! what's that strange noise at
the gate?" 44 Cats sir." "Cats! Well,
when 1 was young cats didn't wear stove
pipe hats and smoke cigars." 44 Times
are changed, sir."
CYNKTH, who d<K's not believe in the
tonic virtues of iron waters, says that the
steel springs ot a carriage furnish him
with all the toning up that he wants.
D° a mean man a favor and he takes you
for a fool, and immediately lays plans to
get the best of you. This is the way he
gets rich and arrives at the golden mean.
A GREAT improvement hps recently been
made iu that useful product L'ARBOLINK. a
Je xiorized extract of petrolemu, which is
the only article that really cures baldness.
It is now the finest of hair dressings.
It is reported that a thick vein of a sub
stance yielding fifty per cent, of pure par
nffine has l>een discovered at Hawkes Bay,
New Ze land. The deposit is said to l>e
of great extent and to be worth about S2OO
a ton.
W. 8. L ixsooTT, Niles, 0., had scrofula
for thirty yers, and "Lmdsey's Blood
Searcher" cured him. Isn't it wonderful?
From a published in Le Oeine
Civil on experiments performed with the
cremating furnaces of Cadet, Muller fe
Fichet and de Lageuardiere, it appears that
the disposing of human remains by burn
ing is making considerable progress iu
Italy.
An investigation regarding: the asphyxi
ating action of cess pol drainage has been
made by MM. Boutmy and Descoust. A
cubic metre of cess-pool liquid, even after
official disinfection, rendered eight cubic
metres of air fatal to animals that were
compelled to breathe it.
WHEN you have the blues, and fe 1 al!
out of sorts, then your liver is diseased,and
you need "'Sellers' Liver Pills."
Three, methods are practiced in France
to protect the vines from phylloxera, ac
cording to M. Percival: "First, submer
sion ot the vineyard when practicable;
second, employment of insecticides, and
third (where the viue yards have been de
stroyed), the planting of the more hardy
American vines.
LYIMA E. I'INK IIAM'S Vegetable Cora
pound is daily working wonderful cures in
female diseases.
IT is said that Sitting Bnll has become
sad and despondent; so much that a
vague hope prevails that he may commit
suicide. This is about the only sanguinary
act he has not committed in his illustrious
career.
File* una A' osqultoes.
15c. box * on Itais" keeps a house
free from tlies, bed-bugs, roaches, rats, mice,
&C.
MKSSKS. MORGAN & HKADLY, Mutual Life
Building, Tenth and Chestnut streets, haye on
hand a superb stock ot extra fine quality Dia
monds, which they offer at as low prices as
i-tones of the tlrsi quality, perfect alike In color
and shape, can be sold for.
Ponder on these Truths.
Kidnev-Wort is nature's remedy for kid
ney aud liv. r diseases, piles aid ooustipa
tion.
Sediment or mucous in the urine is a sure in
di ation of disease Take Ki luev-Wort.
Torpid liver and kikueys po s n the blood.
Kidney-Wort revives them aud cieauses the
Bj stem.
'Headache, bilous attacks, dizziness, and
loss o appetite are cured by Kidney-Wort.
See adv.
Food for Infants. —The French Com
missioners on the Hymeue of Infancy, in
awarding the prize in a competition of es
sayists, report that the conclusions gener
ally arrived at lead to the following recom
mendations : No child should be reared
on artificial focal to hen the mother can
suckle it, but such food is preferable to
placing the child with a wet nurse, poorly
remunerated and living at her own home.
For successfully bringing up an infant by
hand the best milk is that of the cow that
has recently calved, or similarly of a goat,
to which should be added during the first
week a half part of water, and subsequent
ly oue-fourth or less, according to the di
gestive powers of the child, (.loss or
earthenware alone should be used. No
vulcanized India-rubber mouth pieces or
Vessels containing lead ought to be em
'
No Preparation on oarui squall St. Jacom Oil m a un,
•cm. uiru and runr Kxterool lUmody. A trial oalailf
tot oho oonsparol iooly trifling outlay of SOCiirr*, tad orory
on* tufloncg with pain can ha to nboap and poiitiro proof
lU aiaimo. mKKjC TIOM IB KLKVKB LA ISC ASH.
Mil BT AU DIUOQISTS AM DIALERS II HEMMR.
A. VOGELER A CO.
Bnltiwcors, M.&., U. B, A*
IBS. LYDIA E.PjHICHA>I Of LYIR, MAUI
LYDIA E. PINKKAM'IT
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is * Positive Cnre
for all those Painful Complaint* and Weaknesses
•o common to oar boat fimiile population.
It will cure entirely the worst form of Female Com
plaint*, ail ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Florae
tlon Falling and Displacements, and tho conaejucnt
Spinal Weakness, and la particularly adapted to tJM
Cliange of Life.
It will dissolve and expel tumors 'rem the uteras In
an early stage of development. The tendency to can
cerous humors there is checked very speedily by its uts.
It removes ftJutnem, flatulency, destroy* all cravi ig
for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach.
It curt* Headaches, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, Klecpluasncxs, Depression ana In'ii
gostion.
That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight
and baekaahc, is ni. aya ]iermanently cured bv Its use.
It will at all times and under all eircuinstances act In
harmony with the laws tliat govern the female srstan.
For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex u Ja
Corn pour 1 is unsurpassed.
LYDIA E. PINKIIAM'S VEGETABLE COM
POL \l> is pre;* red at £3 and 233 Western Avenue,
Lynn, Mass. Price $L Six bottles for $3. Sent by mail
In the form of piLs, also in the form of ioeenges, on
neceipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mr*. Pink ham
fr—oly answers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pamph
lot, Address as above. Mention iht* Aiper.
No family should be without LYDIA E. ri.VK HAITI
LIVKK I'IUA f.iey cure eoustipation, bUiouana ,
| and torpidity of the liver. 25 cents per box.
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