HINT ON MILKING COWS. —A tnatl Who had done his own milking employed a boy to do it; he shrunk the milk one third in two weeks. The owner resumed the milk ing and in two weeks got the same as be fore. Afterward he set a hired man to milk, and he sunk the milk 10 per cent, in two weeks: and in two weeks more, the owner milking again, got as much as be fore. This man does the work quickly and milks very clean. He closes the fore finger and thumb around the teat high up, and makes a downward motion, tightening the grip and forcing out the milk; then lets go his hold, keeping the thumb and finger in circle, carries up the hand and presses it smartly against the udder, aud closes and pulis down as before, and so repeats until done. The philosophy, if any, is to give as near as may be the same motion that the calf does in sucking. Many a good cow is partially despoiled of her good qualities in consequence of beiug improp erly milked. Cows that are in milk should be watched and given extra feed so soon as signs of a falling off are seen. It is very difficult to increase the flow after a sliriukage occurs. So soon as the pasture begins to get short, supplement the feed of the field by a ration of green corn fodder in the yard or stall. Many cows suffer from excessive heat, being exposed the wholh day through the hot sun m a treeless yasture. A pasture should afford a comfortable place, as well as furnish food for the animals, that the greatest profit may be obtained. PIGS profit by a good run in clover, or fresh grass. T hey are naturally clean an imals, and only become "pigs" when they have mire and mud holes for a run. Young pigs that are designed for the early winter market should be pushed now by extra feed. A rapid gjtiwth at, this time will make much difference in the profit of keep ing pigs. Pig pork is the best, and young pigs of an early maturing breed should, thereior, be fattened from the start. Sour milk is not enough for them; add grain feed in liberal quantities. CLOVER SEEP IN AT TTMN. —A Pennsyl vania /armer who has tried it, recommends that when the spring sowing of clover seed does not "catch" owing to drouth or other causes, that sowing clover seed upon the stubble in August, or early September, will generally repair the damage, either with or without harrowing in, although harrowing is the most reliable practice. The cost of the extra seed is but a trifle compared with changing the proper rota tion of crops established upon every well regulated farm. IF feathered stock is rightly managed diseases of fowls will be comparatively rare. Breeding "in snd in," or breeding "clcse'* even, is productive of more delica cies of constitution than most poultry keep ers are aware of. It is bad business to be fussing with sick fowls. Better breed right. SHORTS are an excellent fertilizer for po tatoes. Dampened and put in the hill they produce a goon crop bnd of very smooth tubes. They do not cost any more per acre than a good many superphosphates, and contain as much phosphoric acid, pot ash aud nitrogen as some of the best fer tilizers. WATCH for black knot on the bearing plum trees, aud cut it out ou the first ap pearance. Trees may be thus kept clear of this excrescence as easily as the soil is cultivated. By neglect, it becomes incur able. - THE follhwing may be accepted as an approximate to the average quantities of milk given by the different breeds of cows: Fiatives produce annually 1794 pounds; Jersey, 382 C; Ayrshire 4300; Holstein, 1527. ASHES are, for many soils, a standard fertilizer. Places where a tree or brush heap has been burned often show the ef fects of the manuring for years. It is an old saying: "The land never forgets ash es." IT does net require beavy pastures for sheep. They aie great foragers, and weeds, leaves, and even stubble enter into their bill of fare. They equal the goat in that respect. * Death from a Hush Fire. Martin McCarthy, with four of his sons, left their thatched homestead in the Hun dred of Hunker to reap the wheat which stood ripe for the sickle at a distance of about a mile. They nottced a bush fire about a dozen miles off. but, as the wind was in the opposite direction, they thought noth ing of it, and went on reaping till dinner time. Immediately after that meal, which they took in the field, the wind veered round, and, rising to a hurricane, swept the fire down upon their farm. Desperately plung ing through the blinding smoke, they bare ly succeeded in gaining a clearing 100 yards distant before huge tongues of fire fifty feet high rushed past them, roaring and hissing as they licked up every vestige of vegetation in their course, When the flames had subsided, McCar thy, followed by his boys, hastened with terrible forebodings across the plain, to see if any of his family had been spared. As he ran toward the chimney, which alone remained to mark the site of his dwel ling, he stumbled over the charred corpse of his wife. A little further on was the body of his 7-year-old boy, and round the cniinney lay the remains of his five da ighters. The eldest, a girl of 19, clasped in her arms the youngest, a baby of 2 yeai 8 old. Accustomed as the colonists are to bush fires, this unusual holocaust cast a gloom over the neighborhood. The Inect Population. In 1849, Alexander von Humboldt esti mated the number of species of insects preserved in collections, at between 150,- 000 and 170,000; Europe alone being rep resented by more than three times as many species of insects as of phanerogamous plants. Ten years ago Dr. Gerstacker estimated the number of species of insects to be 225,000, five times as mauy as tfie known species of all other classes of ani mals together. If we assume that there exists in the whole world only three times as many insects as there are phaneroga mous plants—the latest estimation of which approaches 225,000 —we arrive at the startling sum of abomt 760,000. Bewil dering as this estimate appears it is proba bly too low. The oak alone gives shelter and support to 450 species of insects, and the pine to more than 500, and one moth alone has 35 different species of parasites. Without g >ing further In our calculations we may safely assert that if the number of species of all other classes of animals should be doubled by new discoveries, (which is rather probable for some classes and impossible for the vertebrates), the number of species of insects would be more than five times that of all other ani mals taken together. —Nearly thirty buildings in Plymouth, Pa., are threatened with destruction by the caving in of the ground above some of the mines. COLORING CARPET RAGS, —For Red, take 1 ounce of cochineal for each pound of goods; soak 24 hours in warm soft water; when dissolved, heat the solution and add while heating 1 oz. of solution of tin ; wet the goods in hot water and put in the hot solution, and scald for one hour. Take out the goods, dry them and then rinse in clear, cold water. Use a clean brass kettle for heating the dye. For Brown, take for 20 pounds of goods, 4 lbs. of japonic*, 6 oz. sulphate of copper in crystals, and 9 oz. bichromate of potash; take water enough to cover ike goods; bod it with the japouica until this is dissolved ; add the copper sul phate, putm the goods and leave them 12 hours. Then wring them out; dissolve tho bichromate of potash in boiling water; put in the goods and stir them well for 15 min utes ; then air and wash them; beat the japouica agaiii and put in the goods for 12 hours more ; wring them and put them in the bichromate solution boiling hot. Then wash in hot soap suds. Cotton rags should be dyed first aud tbeu the woolen ones may be put through the dye. For Yellow, use Ilb of fustic chips with 3\ oz. alum to 2 pouuds of rugs, Steep the fustic for 12 hours iu hot water; put iu the goods and soak until the color is deep enough. For Blue, ou wooleu use solution of iudigo add ing the dye, a tablespoouful at a time, uutil the oolor is deep enough. For cotton take China blue, 2 oz. and 1 oz. of oxalic acid ; soak the blue 12 hours in a tin pail; dissolve the acid iu an earthen bowl and add it to the blue. Ileal to boiling, but do not boil. Put in the goods, and let litem stay 2 hours; dry them, rinse aud dry again in the shade. For Green, put the yellow goods through the blue dye. Or for cotton, put the blue goods through a solution of i lb. of sugar of lead aud 1 lb. of bichromate of potash each made separately; tho goods are dipped from one to the other until the shade suits. For Orange, put the yellow goods into a weak red dye until tie shade is deep enough. Slate and Dove colors are made by boiling 4 oz. of coarse black tea in an iron pot with a teaspoouful of copperas and sufficient soft water to cover the goods. To get the best colors without streakiuess let the goods be well covered and every thing be perfectly free from grease. AMERICAN patchwork, known by the name ot "loghouse quilting" in Cantula, has quite recently been introduced into Eng land. It is a variety of patchwork into which strips of colored ribbon are intro duced. The pieces forming the design are not separately sewn together, as in ordinary patchwork, but a five-inch foundation square of calico is provided, in the centre of whieh a small one an iuch and a quarter square, of piece silk or satin, is tacked. Hound this a narrrow ribbon is run, four lows being required to fill up the founda tion square. This narrow, nbboa is selected of different shades and colors and is so ar ranged that on two sides of the centre square it is of a light shade, on the other two dark (managed by only taking each shade of ribbon half way round the centre ) Several of these five inch squares are form ed, and they are then sewn together like ordinary patchwork pieces and made up so that the light side of one square is next the light side of the next square, and the dark next the dark, giving the look of alternate squares of light and dark colors. The effect of this work depends upon the judicious selection of the narrow ribbon as to its shades of color and their contrasts with each other. The centre square of piece sdk should alwaws be dark, but not black. To CLEAN A ROOM OF MOSQUITOES. — These tuneful httle pets are beginning their nocturnal songs, and any one who is both ered by them should cut out and save the following receipt, furnished by a corres pondent, for their extermination : "Take of gum of camphor a piece about one-third the size of an egg, and evaporate it by plac mg it in a tin vessel, holding it over a lamp or candle, taking care that it does not ig nite. The smoke will soon fill the room and expel the mosquitos. One night when I was terribly annoyed by them, 1 thought of and tried the above, after which I never saw or heard them that night, and in the morning there was not one to be found in the room though the window had been left open all night. CAKE. — Here are two receipes cake, which are nice to have on the table at the same time: For the first, which we cali familiary Tirza's cake, take two cups of sugar, one cup of butter, half a cup of milk, three and a half cups of flour, the whites of several eggs, two teaspoonsful of baking powder; flavor with lemon. This will be as light as a feather, and the quantities here given will make two small loaves. For the second, which is a spice cake, take two eggs, half a cup of butter, one cup of sug ar, half a cup of molasses, half a cup of milk, two cups of flour, one cup of raisiiia (chopped fine), one cup of currants, one nutmeg, one teaspoonfui of cloves, two of cinnamon and two of baking powder. CHEAP VARNISH FOR FURNITURE.— Into a pint of turpentine put as much powdered rosin as the turpentine will dissolve (say one pound of rosin to the pint), but no matter how thick you make it, as it can be thinned with turpentine as you require to use it. lifts will not dry for a long time unless you add some dryers, say a gill ef Japan dryers to the pint of varnish. If, after varnishing a small place over night it feels sticky next day, it requires more diycrs. Since shellac has become so expensive, thiß kind of varnish is mostly used for furniture. ANT person may paint a wooden mantle piece, etc., and obtain the effect of elabor ate marble painting by the following method fir t give the wood two coats of white paint and when the second coat is neatly dry tike a piece of French chalk, any color you may prefer, and with this draw lines and veins —this requires no skill, as the more rudely they are drawn, the more closely will re semble the natural markings—then give a coat of thin white paint. Into this, chalk will work up, and the lines will assume the softened and graduated effect seen in real marble. A glossy surface may be given by an after coat of copal varnish. How TO DISSOLVE INDIA RUBBER.— The usual and cheapest solvents of India rub ber are naptba and turpentme, and these will keep the india-rubber in solution so long as they are not exposed to the air, but, of course, being spirits, on exposure in small quantities the spirits leave the india-rubber. These solutions are used to cement hose and pipes of leather, etc. If india-rubber be literally melted in an oven, at about 210 or 220 degrees of heat, it will not return to a solid state. IRON- RUST, it is said, may be removed by tying a little cream of tartar on the stained spot before putting the cloth to boil If this does not succeed, th cken lemou-juice with equal parts of salt and starch, add some soft soap, apply the mixture to the cloth aud lay it in the hot sun. Renew the application several times. To POLISH THE WORK OF PEARL.— Rub the work with finely powdered pumice stone (first washed to separate the dirt), with which you may polish it Fery smooth; then apply putty powder as for ivory. This will produce a fine polish and a good color. HUMOROUS. LAST week atair but fickle maiden of the blue grass regiou, Ky., said "Yes" to two persisteut suitors. The two would be hus bands met at the bouse ot the pretty double dealer provided with marriage licenses. Did the swains Tilow each other to atoms with double-barreled shot-guus, or perfor ate each other with big bullets from large revolvers? Nothing of the kind. They simply compel led the coquette to accept one of them, with the, to her, horrible un derstanding that the rejected one, instead of goiug out to commit suicide for love of her, was to have tho name in one of the licenses altered s*os toouablohim to marry a maiden across tho way, a haled rival, too. Instead of a double shooting there was a dual weddfng, and the meretricious girl, who tried so hard to muko two men miser able, only succeeded iu rendering a rival happy. ON a Canada Southern train the other day a Detroiter had a seat behind a couple who got on at a little station near St. Thomas, and he thought he bad seen the man's face before, lie was looking at him sharply aud trying to remember where ho had met him, when the muu turned and asked: •♦Aren't you Thomas , of Detroit?" "Yes: aud areu't you Williams , of Buffalo?" ♦♦Yes." ♦♦l thought so when you came in. And ain't you running away with old Judge Blank's daughter, of St. Thomas?" ♦•l've got a better thing than that," whis pered William, as ha leaned over the seat, ♦♦l'm running away with his wife!" {Des Hollies lowa state Register.] lion. 8. 11. Yoilwr's I'txtiUou. A representative man's opinion on other than political matters, is often of great use to his constituency. The Hon. S. 11. Yoder, of Globe Mills, Pa., has thus re corded his opinion on a subject of popular interest. I have been selling St. Jacob's Oil for the last year. I have never beard a person speak of it, except as a splendid medicine, and as the great specific for rheu matic affections, whether inflammatory, acute or chrome, swellings, sores, sprains, bums, wounds, etc. i sell more St. Jacob's Oil than of any other kind of liniment, aud it gives universal satisfaction. 1 will always keep it on hand. The farmers say, that for man aud beasts, they find nothing to equal it. THERE'S ncthing like keeping cool and carrying a level head in cases of emergency. In one of those rough periods which have occasionady enlivened Baltimore political life Mr. Wm. R. Travers. as he was return ing late in the evening to his residence from the club, was stopped by two un wholesome, looking individuals, of cadaver ous beak and sepulchral aspect; who gruffly demanded: "Are you a blood-tub or a plug-ugly?" "Gentlemen," said Tra vers, with that delightful hesitation which at once inspires tenderness and gives time for reflection, "I respect both." He was permitted to pass on. "PA" quoth Samraio to his sire, "why don't you go out West ?" "Why do you ask my l#oy ?*' "Because Bill Higgms' father went and he struck a banana." "A bonanza, you mean, Sammie." "Well, what's the difference ?" "Why when peo ple strike a bonanza it sets them up, and when they strike a banana it sets them down, and very emphatically, too." [Pittsburgh Evening Chronicle.] Dangers to Iron Workers. Mess. K. Esterbrook & Sons, City Iron Foundry, Boston. Mass., speak on this point as follows: Two or three of our men were badly burnt in working. They were, however, immediately cured by using that valuable remedy, St. Jacob's Oil. All our men are highly pleased with it, ami we shall always recommend it to those afflict ed with pains or rheumatism. "FORWARD!" cried tho captain. "For ward there, Dennis McCarthy." "Be aisy, Captain Soolivan," said Dennis; "Oi alwiz was bashful from me youth, and sbure, though Oi 'ni jist shpoiling to go into this foight, Oi wud not be thought forward, don't you see. Oi think it's your roar Oi'd be guarreding while voz go an." RECENT experiments tried at Niagara Falls prove that a dog can smell a bone ex actly twenty two feet from his nose. How far a Niagara Falls tackman can smell a victim has not been determined, but the distance can safely be set down at a mile. Wicked for Clergyman. "1 believe it to be all wrong and even wicked for clergymen or other public men to be led into giving testimonials to quack doctors or vile stuffs called medicines, but when a really meritorious article made of valuable remedies known to all, that all physicians use and trust in daily, we should freely commecd it. I therefore cheerfully and heartily commend Hop Bitters for the good they have done me and myjfricnds, firmly believeing they have no equal for family use. I will not be without them." Rev. , Washington, D. C. IN some of our best, medical colleges it is seriously debated whether or no it would be best to discard ether as an amesthetic, and substitute college Commencements in its place. The only objection to the latter is that it is too powerful au opiate. "WnF.RE is the island of Java situated?" asked an Austin school thacher of a small, rather forlorn-looking hoy. "I dunno sir." "Don't you know where coffee comes from?" "Yes, sir; we borrows it ready parched from the next-door neighbor." THE grasshopper is some pumpkins when a rail fence is to be eaten, but the army worm has the boss appetite. He begins eating at daylight ami never stops until bedtime, and he wouldn't knock off then except to see the comet. EVEN in this hot weather the horse-rail road superintendents look out that their conductors do not have sticks in their pun ches. AN Indiana man is reported as having two hearts. What the average resident of Indiana really needs is an extra liver. A SCIENTIFIC editor explains. "What shall we drink?" He might wait until some body asks him up. ONE thing that New Haven has reason to be grateful. It hasn't any baseball club to apologize for. THE Panama people would like to see a little more work done on the Isthmus, and hear less talk aboat it in Paris. WHEN an arm of the sea encircles a neck of land, look out for fishing smacks. AIXAM is the patron saint of the Western pork raisers, because he had the first spare rib. WHY ar? clergymen like brakesmen? Be cause they do a good deal of coupling. THE advantages of spreading manure from the wagon as it is drawn out are a saving of labor and a more even distribu tion of the double salts (ammonia, potash, phosphates, etc.)in the soil by rain. If the manure is heaped on the field and gets a heavy rain before spreading, the ground under the heaps receive an uudue share of the best part of the manure, win oh not uufrequently render these spots barren for a season or two. STOKE sheep will not need much more feed than a good pasture will afford. Give them salt at frequent iutorvals, and see that they have shade through the hot days of midsummer and a Iree access to pure water. Sheep for the butcher should be fed liberally with meat. A quart of ground feed a day will, with good pasturage, bring the animals iuto good mar ketable condition. To prevent sows from crushing their young, nail a bourd about one ftx>t wide to the side of the pen. Lite board is to be put on like a shelf, so that the little pigs can run under it to get out of the way. In the roasting of coffee, Dr. O. Born hcimer finds three principal products — solid fatty acids, caffeine, and caffco!, a heavy oil which turns yellow after having lieeu exposed to the air, and which is the vehicle of the peculiar- aroma of co ffee. Vegetine Witt effectually eradicate from the system every taint of Scrofuli, Scrofulous Humor. Tumors, Cancer, Cancerous Humor, Ery sipelas, Salt Rheum, lleredl * tary Diseases, Canker, Falnt ness at the Stomach, and all Diseases that arise from Im pure Ulood. There is not a medicine In this country at the present day prescribed by physicians, or what is known as a remedy for SCROFULA, that is so effec tual in its cures as VEGETINE— A medicine to com bat with SCROFULA. In all the various forms of this disease, to show so many positive cures of persons in all the various walks of life, it must l>e a good medicine. VKUKTINE has done it; is doing It; the very ieHt ot testimony proves It. Vegetine trill Cure the Worst Cases of Scrofula. Remarkable Cure of Scrofulous Face. WESTMINSTER, Conu.. June 19, 1*79. MR. H. R. STEVENS— Dear Sir: I can testify to the good effect of your medicine. My little boy had a Scrofula Bore break out on his head as large as a quarter of a dollar, and It went down his face from one ear to the other, under his neck, and was one solid mass of sores. Two bottles of your valu able VEGETINE completely cured him. Very respectfully MRS. Q. It. THATCHER. • Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists f|o SUITE n$ W STOMACH *itter s Malaria is an Unseen Vaporous Poison, spreading disease and death In many la. cab ties, for which quinine is no genuine antidote, but for the effects of which lloMetter's stomach Hitters is not only a thorough remedy, but a reli able preventive. To this fart there is au over whelming array of testimony, extending over a period "t thirty years. Ah disorders of the liver, stomach aud bowels are also conquered by the Hitters. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. MUSIC TEACHERS Will Now Select llookn for the Fall Cam paign, and cannot possibly find a better book for Choirs, Conventions and Singing Classes, than L. O. EM ERSON'S HEKALD OF I'KAISK tfl.OO). which is to be the leading book for 1881-1882. Success follows success in the successive issues of Emer son's books, and this is to be no exception to the rule; It is in press, and nearly ready. A less ex pensive book will be THE IDEA L (75 ets.), made expressly for Singing Classes, and except in size, is quite as good, and on the same plan as THE HERALD OK PRAISE. SUNDAY SCHOOL MEN will search far and long before finding a better Sunday School Bong Hook than TIIE BEACON LIGHT, (80 eta) Bv TENNEY and HOKKIIAN. or l.KillT AND LIFE. (85 cents.) Hv R. M. MCINTOSU. SCHOOL TEACHERS Will not fail to examine our new and superior WELCOME CHORUS. ($1.00.) By W. 8. TIL DES. For High Schools. And the newest and best Common School Song Book, by L. O. EMER SON, called soya HELLS, (SO cts.) Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston. J. E. TITSOK A GO. 1228 Chestnut St.. Phlla. |HOP BITTERS^ (A Medicine, not m Drink.) CONTAINS HOPS, Bccnu, MANDRAKE, DANDELION, ■ AND THE PUREST AND HIST MEDICAL QUAU- | TIES OF ALL OTBXK IiITTKKS. THEY CURE I AU Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, I Liver, Kidneys, and Urinary Organs, Ner vousness, Sleeplessness and especially Female Complaluta. 81000 IN COLD. -^| I Will be paid for a case they will not cure H help, or for anything Impure or Injurious fourth in them. I Ask your druggist for Hop Bitters and try I 3 them before you sleep. Take uo other. I ol D I.C. Is an absolute and Irresistible cure for I 'J Drunkenness, use of opium, tobacco and JTTBI— SEND FOB CIRCULAR. MBMBHA S All above sold by dmerirte. M Hop Bitters Mfg. Co., Rochester, N. V., & Toronto, OnS. H An invention has just been made by a firm of German gun manufactors which promises to add very greatly to the pow er of artillery. Hitherto the fear of pre mature explosions during the transport or filling of shells has prevented any large em ploy mem of niiro-glycerine, and certain other extremely violent but easily inflam mable explosives, for the ourpose of charg ing them. It is claimed for the new inven tion thai it will enable such substances to be used without danger. The interior of the shell is divided into a number of cells, whicb are to contain substances non ex plosive in themselves, but which, when combined, form u powerful explosive. The walls of the cells must therefore be broken up before an explosive cfcarge is formed within the shells ; and the inventor pro poses to make these partitions of such strength that, while they will withstand ordinary jolting, they will be shattered by the shock to which a projectile is subjected when tired from a gun. ' * A new life-saving appliance has been re cently invented by Mr. Bherwell of Ports mouth, England, which may prove of widespread utility. The invention is de signed to serve the double object of a bell buoy, indicating the presence of a danger ous shoal, and a refuge for shipwreck mari ners to swim to when it would be impossi ble for a lifeboat to reach them. It is re presented as a flat-bottomed, bell-mounted vessel, on which is erected an octagonal dome capable of accommodating a ship's crew, access to which is gained by means of ladders fitted to the gunwale. Mr. Bher well is the maker of several buoys; and his new invention has been highly approved by the expert and naval authorities to whom it was submitted. As such a contrivance can be moored at well-known and the most dangerous shoals where many vessels have foundered and many more may be expect ed to founder, its simplicity, accessibility to drowning seaman and its effectiveness as a warning will commend it for use on other besides the English coasts. Cured of Drinking. "A young friend of mine was cured of an insatiable thirst for Liquor, which had so prostrated him that he was unable to do any business. He was entirely cured by the use of Hop Bitters. It allayed all that burning thirst; took away the appetite for liquor; made his nerves steady, and he has remained a sober and steady man for more than two years, and has no desire to return to his cups ; I know of a number of others that have been cured of driuking by it."— From a leading li R. Official, Chicago, ills. A French electric ian has devised an in geuious electr.cal low-water signal lor steam boilers, which indicates the existing water level at any distance from the generator, and when the water has sunk below a cer tain point rines a signal bell, while at the same time the sign "low water" appears on the indicating tablet. Ho, YE BALDHKADS !—There is just one way, and no more, by which you may be cured—use CAHBOUNK, a deodorized ex tract of petroleum. It will positively pro duce new hair; there is no substitute for this marvellous petroleum hair renewer, A correspondent in Reim&niTs Faber Zeitung states that the new ani ine oil for producing ungreenable blacks is not a suc cess. Impure aniline oils have always a olack less liuble to turn green. YEGKTINK. —It exteuds its influence into every part of the human organism, com mencing with its foundation ; correcting diseased action, and restoring vital powers, creating a healty formation aud purifica tion of the blood, driving out disease, and leaving Nature to perform its allotted task. Japanese cement i 3 made by mixing powuered rice with a little water, and then gradually addiug boiling water until the desired consistency is acquired, care being taken to keep it stirred. Lastly, boil for one minute in a clean sauce pau. This cement is very strong and .nearly colorless. Jn a paper on the theory of the galvanic element, Dr. F. Exner shows that bei ween metals and liquids, where uo chemical ac t on takes place, there is no more electric s parative power than between two metals. The entire effect of a galvanic element de pends exclusively on the chemical action. My (tood Woman, Why are you HO out of sorts, n ver ab'e to tell folks that you are well? ,len to oue it's all caused in the drat place by habitual constipa tion, which no deubt fiuanlly caused de ranged kidneys and lver. The sure cure for constipation is the cele rated Kidney-Wort. T t is also a specific r -medy for a 1 kidney and liver diseases. Thousands are cured hv it every in nth. Try it at once. Toledo Blade. IT does not follow that the mau who has no frout teeth is a back biter. HEALTH, Hope and Happiness restored by Lydia E. Pinkhana s Vegetable Com pound, the positive cure for all female com plaints. AN incidental inquiry—would artificial teeth enable a person to sing false sett-o? AFTER all, a gentle purgative is the best means for curing headache, liver com plaint, biliousness, etc. Take "Sellers' Liver Pills." How docs the hair dresser end his days ? He curls up aud dies. EVERT one will find a geneial tonic in "Lindsey's Improved Blood Searcher." Druggists sell it. It's what you want. HOUSE thieves in Texas are serenaded by string bunds. How often the cream of a joke is sour. MESSRS. MORGAN A HBADLY. Mutual Ufa dulld.ng, Tent bund Chestnut stree s, hive on uand a superb stock oi extra fine quality Dia monds, which they offer at as low prices aa -.tones of the first quality, perfect alike in color ai.d shape, can be sola tor. '•Rough on Rats." Ask Dntrgisls for it. It clears out rats, mca, roiches, bed-bugs, flies, vermin, in sects. 15c. Troublesome Children, that are always wetting their beds ought not to be soldcd and puuisbed for what they can- DOt he p. They need a medicine having a tonic effec ou the kidneys aud the urinary organs. Buch a medicine is Kidney- Vort.. It has specific action. Do not fail to get it for them. —Exchange. How Can I Express My Thanks ? Mrs. Meeks, of Yorkville, New York, writes. It affords me great pleasure to wr.te these few lines to let the public know the value of Ana kesis, the great External Pile Ilemedv. I have suffered the last 14 years everything but death; in that time I have spent hundreds of dollars. I have tried everything I ever heard of; I have had four different doctors, but found very little relief. I at last heard of Ana kesis; I tried tbem and in one honr's time I found relief and have not been troubled with them since. How can I express my thanks to you? No tongue can praise them too highly, and I would say to all those who are afflicted with Piles Hemorrhoids or fissures, internal or external, give Anakesis a trial and you will no longer be a sufferer. Hftis. MEEKS. Samples of Anakesis are sent free to all mif ferers on application to P. Neustaedter & Co., Box 3946, New York. Sold by all Druggists. Price SI.OO, s| CEmiilEDf FO& RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aohes. No Preparation 011 <*rth equal* Br. JACOM Oil u a /r ( mitre, eimple and cheap Cztarnal R-mMy A trial entail* but the comparatively trifling outlay of &0 Oats, and every one anfferirrg with pain cau have cheap and poaltive proof of it* clahna. Direction* in Eleven Languages. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AMD DEALERS IN MEDIOIME. A. VOOEUSK A CO., JttaUitnor*. Md., V. I. A* IBS. LYDU L PIMM. OF LYNN, MISS, j/^rZctS LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VBfrETABLS COMPOUND. Is a Positive Cora for all tho.r Painful CoajtltfaU TAD WMICHUM MMBHOI UotirlKtl fmalk population. It will cure en'irely the worst form of Female Com plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera tion, Falling and Displacement*, and the conwqneo' Spinal Weakness, and la /rnrtlculnrly adapted to the Change of Life- It will dissolve and expel tumor* from the uterus In an early stage of development. The tendency to can cerous humorather* la cheeked verv speedily by Its van It removes falntnees, flatulency, deetroysall era ring for ettmulsata, and relieves weakness of the stomach. It ourea BieaHng, Ueadaehoa, Nervous Prostration. General liability, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi gestion. That feeling o. bearing down, canstng pkln, weight and backache, is always iienoancntly cured by Its nss It will at all times and under all circumstances art In harmony with the laws that govern the female system. For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either sex this Compound is unsurpassed. LVIiIA E. PIXKUAMt VEGETABLE COM POUND is prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue Lynn, Mass. Price 91. Six hot ties for $5. Sent by mall In the form of pills, also in the form of losenges, on receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham freely answer* all letters of Inquiry. Send for pamph let. Address as above. Mention this iViper. No family should be without LTD! * F. PINKBAH? LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, T 111 and torpidity of tb: Itr-r. 21 cei.ts j*r oox. W Sold by oil Drucgisu. -% frHEGREATCURE • Foa ► RHEUMATISM AM It la for all diseases of the KIDNEYS, \ / LIVER AND BOWELS. ► It the system of the acrid poison > that cauaea the dreadful suffering which * only the victims of Rheumatism can realise. , * THOUSANDS OF CASES >' of the wont forms of this terrible disease , ! >< have boo a quickly relieved, in a short time * 2 PERFECTLY CURED. ' t ' baa had wonderful success, and an immense ► < sale in every part of the Country. In hun- ' * dreda of cases it has cured where all else had '< ,< failed. Itie mild, but efficient, CERTAIN 1 ,IN ITS ACTION, but harmless in all cases. ' ' IWlt cleanses, Strengthens and gives New * , I.lfo to all the important organs of the body. 1 < The natural action of the Kidneys is restored. * The Liver is e.eaased of all disease, and the < l* Bowels move ftreoly and healthfully. In this > < way the worst diseases are eisdicsted from * the system. \ AM it has been proved by thousands that < is the most effectual remedy for cleansing the > 1 system of all morbid secretions. It shouldb# used in every household as a > SPRING MEDICINE. ► '< Always cures BUiI(3TTSIT"*!OSi, CONSTEPA- ' TION, PILES and all FEMALE Diseases. \ * Is put up In Dry Vegetable Form, in tin cans, > \ one package of which makes Also in Liquid Form, very Conoeatratedfor \ { the convenience of thoee who caanotreadily pre- > \ pare it. It acts with equal efficiency in eitherfom. < Y GET IT OF YOUR DRUGGIST. PRICE, SI.OO \ ' WELLS, RICHARDSON A Co., Prop's, 1 < (Will send the dry post-waid.T BURI.WCTOa. y T. , Asmto to Sail tht BUadard AgTieultaial Back Farming for Profit Wtw, AocuraU, Cotaprafcaailrt. A C*mpl*U Farm A IJLEff*® Brta Food cam Harrow ©# J~\ butty km WVakuaa of ii> fiiOM) auiweruig an aarertuemat wtU confer m tavor upon the advertiser ttad the publisher bp stating that thep saw the advet 'e •"• aawfa* t>* 394 HEALTH IS WEALTH, HEALTH of BODY is WEALTH of MIID. Radway's . SMPMUM mm Pure blood makes sound fleah, strong bono and a clear skin, if you would have your Qeah Arm. your bODes sound without curies, and your oompiexron fir, use liadway a MttraaparlJ. 11 an Keaalvent. a remedy composed of Ingredients of extra ordinary med eat properties essential t• purity, heal, repair and invigorate the broken-down and wasted PLEASANT, SAFE and -PERMANENT in its treatment and oure. No matter by wbamsme tbe complaint may be designated, wbetber It be Scrofula, con sumption, Syphilis, Ulcers, Sores, Tumors, Bolls. Erysipelas, or S<-Kheum. diseases of the Lungs. Kidneys. Bladder, Womb, Skin, Liver, Stomacb or Bowels, either chronic or couatltu tlonal, the virus of the disease is in the BLOOD which supplies the waste, and builds and re pairs these organs and wasted tissues of the system. If the blood is unhealthy, the process of repair must be unsound. The Baraapartlllaa Reaol vent not only Is a compensating remedy, but secures the har monious action of each of the organs. It estab lishes throughout the entire s\ stem functional harmony, and supplies the biood-vexaels with a pure and healthy current of new lite. The skin, after a few days use of the B&rsaparllUan, be comes clear and beautirui. Pimples, matches, Black spots and skin Eruptions are removed ; bores and Ulcers soon cured. Persons suffering from scrofula, Eruptive Diseases of the aces. Mouth, Ears, Legs, Throat and Oiands. Otat have accumulated and spread, either front uo cured diseases or mercury, or from the use of Corrosive sublimate, may rely upon a cure If the BantaparUJlan is continued a sufficient tine to make its impression cn the system, one bottle contains more of the active prlhcl ¥les of medicines than any other preparation, akt n in Teaspuonful Doses, while others re luire five or six times as much. Oaa Bwllar "er Bottle. MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires mlnutPi not heirs to re lieve pain and cure acute disease. RADWAY'S Ready Relief, in from one to twenty minutes, never falls to relieve PAIN with one thorough application; no matter how violent or exermAatiuf the pain the Rheumatic. Bed-ridden. Infirm. Crippled. Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease man suffer, HAD WAY'S READY RELIEF WLM afford instant ease. liflannaUM of thr KMwya, laflawma ft lon otitic- Bladder. lafl.mination eftbc bowel*, ralna. Fata* In the Cheat. Bsc* or Limb* ore iaatsadr re. lflevetL Fever and Ague. FEVER and AGUR cured for so cents. There is not a remedial agent in this world that writ cure Fever and Ague, and other Malarloni, Bill oue. rear lei. Typnoid Yellow and other fevers (aided by Radway's PUB) so qulokljr ns Ran. WAT'S RXADT RELIEF. It win in a few momenta, when taken accord ing to directions, cure Cramps, spasms, sour Stomach. Heartourn. Sick Headache. Diarrhea t, Dysentery, coilc, H lnd In the Bowels, ana ail internal Pain*. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Rad way's Ready Relief w.tn them, A ftw drops in wa er will prevent sickness or pains tram change of wal-r, It is better than French brandy or bitters as a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen should always be provided with It. CAUTION; All remedial agents capable of destroying life by an overdose should bo avoided. Morphine, opium, stnchnine, arnica hyoeciamus, and other power?ui emedles. does at certain nme% in very small doses, relieve the patient during their action in the system. But perhaps the second dose, if repeated, may aggravate a d in crease the suffering, and another dose cau.™ death There is no necessity for using these uncertain agents when & positive r m 4y like Radwxy'B Rtady Relief will stop the must ex sruclaUiig pain quicker, without entailing the east difficulty In either infant or adult. THE TRUE RELIEF RADWAY'S READY REUXF is the only remedial agent in vogue that will instantly stop pain. Fifty C ent* Per BoUle. RADWAY'S Regulating Pills. Perfect Purfratives, Soothing Aperi ents, 4ct Without Pain, Always Reliable, and Natural in their Operation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet gum, purge, regulate, purify, eieaase and strengthen. IUDWAT'S PILLS, for the cure of all Disorders of the stomach. Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder. Nervous Diseases, Headache, ('ouaiin-uton, Cos tiveness, Ind gestion. Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Fever, Inflamaiion ot the Bowels, Plies, and all derangements ot the Internal visoera. War ranted to effect a perfect eure. Purely vege table, containing no mercury, minerals or dele terious drugs. twObserve the following symptoms residing from Diseases of the Digestive Organs: Consti pation, Inward Plies, Fullness ot the Bio d la the Head, Acidity ot the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn. l>l-gust of Food, Fullness or Weight in the stomach, Sour Bruce ions. Sinking or Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffering Sensations wr en in a lying posture. Binaries- ot Vision, Dots or Wehe Before the sight, Fever and Dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency ot Per spiration, Yellowness ot the Skin and Eyes, Pain in the aide. Che.it, Lambs, and Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh. A few doses ET RADWAT'S PILLS will free the system froth ail the above-named Disorders. Price, 25 Cents Per Box. We repeat that the reader must consult our books and papers on the subject of diseases and their cure, among which may be named: "False and Trne," "Had way on Irritable Urethra," "Hadway on Sorofnla," and others relating to different classes or Dis eases. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. READ " FALSE AND TRUE." Send a letter stamp to BADWAY A CO., Mo. 38 Warren, Cor. Cfcureh tot., Mew York. tw Information worth thousand swill be se to you. NOTICE TO BARBERS, j THE THIRD VOLHHI ol the BARBERS' NA- I TIONAL JOURNAL, will bring among its In- I teresting reading matter, a series of select novels, to begin with 11ERTRAM MEINHARD, OR; A BARBER'S REVENGE, A sensational story from life. Send your subscription for one year of ONE DOLLAR AND FIFTY era. to the Publisher of the BARBERS' NATIONAL JOURNAL 120 N. SEVENTH ST., Philadelphia. T7"TT T l\ II i I i Hi I F "BUMSTEAD's WOEM SYR ll I IJIJIJI / DP." Taete delightful Price low. Address DR. VOORHIES, Eaaton, Pa, or the Drug trade,