YOL. LY. PROFESSIONAL CARDS OF BELLEFONTE- C. T. Alexander] 5T M~ Bower. A BOWER, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Offlce in G&rm&n's new building. JOHN B. LINN, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Offlce on Allegheny Street. QLEMENT DALE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Northwest corner ot Diamond. Y° cum & HASTINGS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. High Street, opposite First National Bank. w M. C. HEINLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Practices In all the courts of Centre County. Spec al attention to Collections. Consultations in German or English. ILBUR F. REEDER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE PA. All bus'n ess promptly attended to. Collection of claims a speciality. J. A. Beaver. J w. Gephart. jgKAVER A QEPHART, - ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. omce on AUeghany Street, North of High. A. MORRISON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Offlce on Woodrlng's Block, Opposite Court House. JQ S. KELLER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, BELLEFONTE, PA. Consultations in English or German. Offlce In Lyon's Building, Allegheny Street. JOHN G. LOVE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Offlce in the rooms formerly occupied by toe late w. p. Wilson. It >w the Ancient* Spent Money, Tacitus informs us that Nero, the Roman emperor, gave away in presents to his friends $97,500,000. The dresses of Lollia Paulina, the lival of Agrippina, were val ued at $1,664,480. This did not include her jewels. She wore at one supper sl,- 262.500 worth of jewels,and it was a plain citizen's supper. She was worth altogethi r $200,000,000 The luxury of P&ppse, be loved by Nero, was at least equal to that of Lollia Pallas, the lover of Aggrippma, left an estate in lands valued at $15,000,000. M. Scaurus had a villa worth $15,000,000, and this was only a small portion of his immense fortune. The villa was burned by his slaves out of revenge for some in jury. The sums paid by old Greeks and Ro - mans for works of art make the present price appear somewhat shabby. Nicias, an artist, refused to sell one of his pictures to King At talus for $75,000, choosing rather to present it to his country as a gift. Nicias was a millionaire. For a single fig ure by Asislides, King At talus gave $125.- 000. Aluason, the tyrant of Eiatus, paid $20,000 for a single picture by Aristides, representing a battle of the Persians. Csesar was a generous patron of art. He bought of Timomachus,a painter of Athens, two ligu es, one represents Ajax and the other Aleda, for which he paid SIOO,OOO. Appellee received $20,000 for a portrait of Alexander, which he painted on the walls of the temple Diana, at Ephesus. Ptolemy paid Aratus $200,000 for some old pictures by Melanthus and Pamhilus. M. Agrippa paid to the people of Cyzicus $50,000 for two small paintings, and it was he who built and bequeathed to his coun trymen the magnificent Thermae in the Campus Martius, with their gardens, libra ries and porticos—one portion of which, the Pantheon, still remains. Lucius Alum mius got a picture in Greece, representing Father Bacchus, which King Attalus val ued at $250,000, but Alummius said that the price was too small, and refused to sell. The picture of "Venus Anadyomene by Apelles, was sold for $25,000. Isocrates received $20,000 for one orati >n. Virgil, for lus lines on Ala c ffius, was rewarded by a gift of SIO,OOO. For a single dish of pottery the tragic actor A£3ophus paid $4500. The Emperor Vitellius ordered a dish to be made for him for which a fur nace was erected in the fields outside the city for $45,000. The colossal statue of Mercury, made for the city of the Averni, in Gaul, bv Zenodorus, cost $1,675,000 Nero paid $161,000 for a carpet. For the famous statue of the Diademenos, which was a bronze figure of life size rep resenting a youth trying a fillet round his head, Polycielitus received $125,000. And again dropping art for litei at'ire, it is re lated that presented to Aselius Sabinus,s2o,ooo for a d alogus written be tween a mnshroom, a cebbige, an oyster and a thrush. Regarding the immense wealth possessed by fortune s favorites in ancient days, the mystery is what has be come of all this gold and silver, for the possessions of these rich men and women consisted chiefly of the clean metal and precious stones. oke . gllilllieim iSinmvai But who was to be the guide? The al most impossibility of any European being able to escape through the city undetect ed, and the certainty of his murder if detected, deterred the commandant from ordering any officer, or even seeking volun teers for such a duty. A volunteer for this extraordinarily dangerous adventure did, however, pre sent himself in the person of Kavanagh, He had sought out the spy, whose name was Kunoujee Lai, and finding him intelli gent, he expressed his desire to proceed with him in disguise to Alum Bagh. The spy at first hesitated; and urging that there was more chance of detection by two going together, proposed that they, should take different roads, and meet out side the city. This Kavanagh objected to,and then pro ceeded to finish some business he hail in hand, his mind, however, still dwelling upon the accomplishment of his object. At last he made up his mind, and pro posed the enterprise to his officers. They reluctantly consented, and he proceeded to disguise himself for the journey as a ns. tive. This he had secretly arranged, as he- did not wish his wife to know anything of the undertaking until his safe arrival at the Alum Bagh should be signalled to the gar rison. To show the thoroughness with which Kavanagh did this part of his work, it is only nec°ssary to mention that the jnaler j ials of which his costume was composed i was borrowed piece by piece from separate natives. When the disguise was thus complete, he proceeded at half past seven, P. M. to the General's quarters, where he at once tested the genuineness of his metamoi phosis. Nobody recogoized him untilj made IHE DRIFIIUfI BOAT. We met a drifting boat far oat at sea. Empty, without au oar, without a nail ; Tossed on the lolliug b Hows aimlessly, Hither and thither with the shifting gale. Once, it had been a gallant 1 ttle craft, tafe aucbored in the dark aud stormy days; Or, with blue skies and fresh, glad wiuds abaft Heariug its living freight o'er sunny bays. Now, sadly free, for no calm harbor b jund. Without a purpose, or a guiding hand. Aimless, and useless, it would drift, til found A nameless wreck upon some uukuown strand, Alas! alas! the empty drifting lives Tossed to-aud-fro upou Life's stormy sea ! The aimless souls, that every chance wind drives, To drowsy oues, ibat rock where great calms be. Peichauce, in fa-ly youth, some tempest cross d Their tly.ug flags, and gallant sails unfurled; Now, with torn shroude, aud helm, and an chor lost, Poor, helpl.es crafts, they drift about the World. Pound for no harbor, bearing no rich freight, From every human tie too sadly free. For whom no foud hearts pray, no watchers wait. The useless dr,ft-wood on T.mo'e mighty sea. Oh, Heart! Oh, Heart! this were a fate more back Thau ceaseless watch aud tight where tem pests frown ; BetUr amid the waves and tliuuder lack Doiug thy bes', to struggle aud b o down ! A Noble Deed. Two and-twenty years ago a deed was performed which has scarcely any parallel in the annals of modern wars. The hero of it was a gentleman belong ing to the Civil Service of India, named Thomas Henry Kavanagh. India trembled in the balance; and the empire was thrilling with horror over the terrible massacre of English women and children at Cawnpore.when the news came that a gallant little band of devoted men were defen ling themselves in the Resi dency at Lucknow against the hordes of a savage and relentless enemy. From the beginning to the end of this re markable siege,Kavanagh—civilian though he was—appears to have figured conspicu ously in the defence, tor no sooner was the Residency invested by the mutineer forces, than he set to work to arm and drill all the civilians in the place; and in spite of much ridicule from the military men, ultimately succeeded in organizing a corps of volun teers that did splendid service for the state. During five long months the little garri son was put to its wits' end to meet the constant and ever recurring attacks of the enemy. Repelling sorties, mining and countermining, repairing breaches, etc., was the work that was always going on; acd none was more willing and brave than the gallant Kavanagh who though wounded several times was ever to be found at the post of danger- We should also mention here, as an in. teresting fact, that Kavanagh's wife was also wounded during the siege and laid up for several weeks. At length in November came the wel come news that Sir Colin Campbell—after wards Lord Clyde was advancing with a strong British force to the relief of the gar rison; and on the ninth of that month Kav anagh learned that a spy had come in from Cawnpore.and that he was going back again to the Alum Bagk, with despatches for Sir Colin. • Indeed, it had become necessary that Sir Colin's march should be hastened, and that he should the city by the least hazardous route. MILIJIEIM. PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 2, 1881. himself known, auil then Sir .lames Out raiu himself put the finishing touches to his toilet. Placing a double barreled pistol iu his waistband, and additionally armed with a tulwar or sword, Kavanagh then took leave of the General aud his staff, and pro ceeded with Kuuoujee Lsl to the right bank of the river Goomtee. Kavanagh and his guide then undressed themselves, aud began to ford the rivei, which at that point was about a hundred ) anls wide. Kavanagh owns that he felt his courage failing him as he entered the cold water, but seeing the guide walking quickly to wards the opposite bank, he followed him. On reaching it, they took tueir bundles of clothes from their heads and dressed themselves again, at the saute time narrow ly escapiug observation by a sepoy who had come to a pond in the neighborhood to wash. On finding, however, that they were not observed, confidence returned to them, aud they proceeded right on. From the city they passed into the green fields, which Kavanagh had not seen for five months, and he says that a carrot which he took from the roadside was the most delicious he had ever tasted. A further walk of a few miles was ac complished iu high spirits; but they soon found out that they had taken the wrong road, and were in the Dilkooshah Park, which wa' in of the enemy. Here Kavanagh showed his wonted cour age by goiug within twenty yards of two guns,to find out the strength of the enemy. Kuuoujee Lai was in great trouble, and he feared that Kavanagh would think that he was acting the traitor ; and he begged him not to distrust him, as the mistake was made by his anxiety to avoid the pickets of the enemy. Kavanagh reassured him, and they con tinued their journey, constantly meeting sepoys but still escaping detection. After wading through a swamp of nearly two hour * up to their waists in water, and being nearly exhausted with fatigue and anxiety, Kavanagh insisted upon having some rest, in spite of the re monstrance of his guide. After a halt of about a quarter of an hour, they again went forward, and passed, through two pickets of the enemy, who had no sentries thrown out. Thiswas about 4 o' clock in the morning and Kavanagh lay down to sleep for an hour, although Kunoujee Lai again pro tested against it. Suddenly, they heard the pleasant sound of the British challenge, "Who comes there ?" delivered with a native accent; and to their joyful surprise they found themselves within the lines of Sir Colin Campbell's camp, which they believed to be • ill many miles distant. An officer of the 9lh Lancers conducted Kavanagh to his tent and gave him a glass of brandy, and he then asked the way to the Commander-in-chiefs tent. Meeting an elderly gentleman coming out of the tent in question, Kavanagh asked him where he could find Sir Colin Campbell. 'I am Sir Colin Campbell,' was the quick reply. 'Who are you ?' •This will explain, sir,' replied Kava nagh, taking from the folds of his turban a note of introduction from Sir James Out ram. Sir Colin read it hastily, and glancing at Kavanagh with his keen eyes, he asked if it was true. 'Do you doubt me, sir ?' asked Kava nagh. 'No, no,' replied Sir Colin, ffiut it seems very strange.' Sir Colin was anxious to hear his story; but Kavanagh, worn out with the strain upon his metal and physical system, beg ged to be allowed some sleep. When he awoke, Kavanagh was very cordially received at Sir Colin's own table, where, over a substantial repast—to which he did ample justice—he recounted to the Commmauder-in-chief and his staff the ad ventures through which he had passed. In the meantime, the devoted garrisou in the Residency he signalled, "Is Kava naghsafe?' But the signal could not be read. Shortly afterwards, however, the pre concerted signal—namely, the raising of a flag at the Alum Bagh, told Sir James Outrain that the hero was beyond the risk of further danger. Then Mre-Kavanagh was made acquaint ed with her husband's heroic act, and re ceived the congratulations of all. We have no space to give all the details of Sir Colin Campbell's march to the Re sidency; but Kavanagh, by his bravery and intelligence daring that march, wa certainly the man who next to the Uom mander-m-chief, contributed most to the success of the attack. Indeed, never was a nobler act than that of Karanagh's and when he appeared again within the walls of the garrison which he had risked his life to rescue, and was thus the first man to relieve it, the cheers and greeting with which he was received by its half-famished defenders must have beeen dear to his soul. —The Pennsylvania canal Is no* open for navagation. —The long Arctic night is of 143 days' duration. —The vvni[e House cook has a salary ot SI,BOO per year. —lfoston is to be lighted with the electric light. —One cord of hi c'l wood weighs 2308 pounds. Jiininle Currie on Vlliel*. "I'm iookiug for the responsible man of this print shop," snorted a broad should ered tramp, edging his way into the manag ing editor's office. 4 *Show me the high daddy that pumps out the literature for the magazine. Whoop! Give me room! Where's the pelican that licks the postage stamps for this periodical f Wah-h! I'm a snort in'alligator of the briny deep 1 W here's the man that chews soap for the job office ?" "1 represent those various fuuc lions," repeated the managing editor draw ing u sabre out of his ear. "What kiud of an advertisement do you want ?" and pour ed a handful of gun}K>wder into a hollow tool h and cocked it. "What do you mean by publishing my name in this yere second-hand almanac ?" What's ycr justification tor dragging me through this two sheet poster? Who said I was dead? Who killed me? Who put my uamc ou this prescription label ? I'm Jim Currie. of Texas! Hear me ? Who is the man that wrote me up as murdered in this dune museum programme I Give me his spine ! Hand incoue c# his eyes!" and the stranger danced across the local-room and hack. "I'm the man," said the managing edi tor, slippiug a repealing ride out of his sleeve. "I wrote that article," drawing a handful of dynamite out of a pimple on his nose. "If it isn't satisfactory" (taking a keg of gunpowder out of his sock) "it can be fixed." "i want an apology of four dollars ir. cash, and I'll get it, if I bust this type writer!" yelled Mr.~ Curne. "Gimme justice or three dollarnnd half, or I'll bang the side lights out of mis bill board qmck er'n a streak o' lightning 'll scorch an old maid! I'm the sbivann' walrus ot the growing Southwest ! {Gimme satisfaction or two dollars and seventy-five cents, or you'll hear this first lesson in easy spelliD 1 whoooiu' through all space! Wah — h— h—!" "You lite down the inside of the build ing !" howled the managing editor, draw ing a fourteen inch Bowie knife from his knee jo ut, "or 1 11 crawl ilaide of you;" aud he rammed a twelve pound cartridge into his elbow. "Jump through the roof, or I'll bite you iu half land throw the rest away;" aud he claweoit twelve or fifteen feet of planking, and lammed out the side of the building with it? Aud the stranger w .nt out and told his abeitors that the wouldn't work;they was ail out of money, and ftmkln't put up tor a glass of beer, while, the managing editor started tor n editofial demonstrat ing the lack of corporate sympathy for the pauper criminals. There's nothing likp being firm with ramps. A Funeral I'roceiul m in Atlienn. The first funeral which we met in Athens show A the peculiarities of the Greek custom at their best. On an open bier, resting on the shoulders of eix young men, lay the body of a beautiful girl of sixteen, dressed in light blue and white, her face and arms exposed, her he d garlanded with flowers, aud flowers tilling licr hands and lying in knots and clusters on her breast. Bo she was borne 1 hrough the clear, sweet morning sunshine that flooded the streets of her native city, to her grave beyond its limits, uuder the shadow of Mount Hymettus. Deiegeorges, ex-Prune Minister, in the quickiy succeeding changes of Greek party government several times at the head of the cabinet, aud as often the leader of the opposition, died during our stay at Athens, lie was a man whose staunch integrity and democratic love of simplicity had en deared him to the peopl \ He was buried on the day after his death, the rule in Athens. Dense crowds of men and l>oys thronged the streets near the house, from which the procession was to start. There were no services at his home, but acquaintances parsed in to view the remains, and to offer sympathy t > the family, who, as a rule, do not accompany the procession to the church or the grave. Every man who entered the house put on a white lace scarf ovei the right shoulder and under the left arm—the l adge of mourning. Many bearded priests of the Greek church mingled with the crowd. Their luxuriant hair is never cut, hut is twisted iuto a roll, and knotted on the hack of the hesd like a woman's. They wear a tall, cylindrical hat, brimless be low, hut with a round Tiat crown wh ch projects laterally an inch oi two. The dignitaries of the church were resplendent in gold embroidered robes of white, purple and scarlet. The c flio was of blue satin. The body, dressed iu plain black as iu life—the low shoes tied with white ribbon —was brought out and placed on the opeu bier. As is the custom at Athens, the upper half of the coflin, for its entire length, had been re moved with the lid, and was carried in ad vance of the bier. On it was worked in white a cross and a crown. A glass cover was placed over the body. Flowers in profusion lay about the form of the dead statesman. Two red banners—one with a formal sacred painting, in the Byzantine style of tue Annunciation, and of Mary and the Child; the other representing, in archaic figures, the Crucifixion and the Resurrec tion—were borne before the coflin. Then followed the clergy and prominent citi aeus, while the brass band played a slow moving dirge. Leaving the crowded streets, I went by a shorter way to the cathedral, where the mention of my nationality passed me through the closed doors, and secured ine an excellent place—seats there were none, save for bishops and king. First enter the sacred banners, and the man walk the lid of the coflin; then priests with lauterns, censers, tapers and banners; then the coflin is carried iu and placed on a black catafalque in the choir. The king, with a lew attendants, has taken his place just to the left of the Patriarch's throne, which is on the south of the choir. King George is rather tall, erect, well formed, lair-haired, with a blonde mustache, and pleasantly regular features. He wears the dark blue uniform of a major, and a light blue short cloak with crimsou lining, while a wide, light blue scarf crosses his breast from the right shoulder. . Young men press forward to the coffin with garlands of flowers. They are dele gates from the university and the schools. The Patriarch takes his seat, two bishops on either hand, venerable, white bearded men. The loud, shril. chant of the priests, men's voices singing in unison, begins the service. Two singers who are not priests intone most of the service, the priests, and bishops over against them answering anti phonal ly. The muaic has that weird shaking of the voice within a range of four or five notes which recalls Arabian music. Indeed, the Greeks of to-day in their church chants and in their street ballads, have no music which does not seem to have been borrowed from Asia. Nothing you see or hear at Athens is moie unlike Eu rope aud America than the singing. The service finished, the king goes out first, after him the priests and the coffin. The proceasiou resumes its slow inarch tlirough the principal streets. Two hours later, as I stood on the Acropolis, I could see the crowd standing about the open grave among the cypresses beyond the llissua, listening to panegyrics delivered in succession by four ex-prime ministers, the rivals aud ft lends of the dead states man. For several days the newspapers of Athens were filled with eulogies of Dele georges. Many of them were very elo quent. I had ihe curiosity to couut in one of these articles the words which I could not readily trace to a root used in classic Greek. There were but eleven such words iu an at tide of two columns, so truly is the Greek of to-day Greek, and not Sla vonic. What a Tenant May Keiuuv*. Tenants of au improving disposition are often deterred from making their homes as comfortable as they could desire and are able to make them for fear of benefiting their landlords or successors more than themselves. Painting, papering and re pairing of ihe house and improvements of the grounds are obviously of a permanent nature aud cannot benefit any one but the occupant of the premises. Shou'd a tenant see fit to incur expense for these things he can claim no recompense, if, at the expira tion of the lease, he is unwilling or unable to renew it. There are, however, many improvements that formerly would have been held to insure to the benefit of the landlord, but which more modern decisions permit the tenant to take up and carry away with his other household goods. The old law and judicial construction favored land and land owners, and every thing that was directly or constructively attached to the soil was held to belong to the owner of the fee and not removable by the tenant though placed there by bim solely for his own convenience. Although the law has been little changed in this respect the views of judges have been prac tically reversed. The tendency of all receul decisions is to allow a tenant to re move everything removable which he adds to the tenancy, unless he himself intended it to be permanent. Houses are usually considered as realty, and everything attach ed, as porches, window blinds and sashes, water spouts and lightning-rods, go with them. The gas pipes which convey the gas from the street and distribute it throughout the house are in the same category, but the gas fixtures, though screwed aud cemented to the gas fittings, are held to be of the same nature as the old-fashioned candlesticks, and, therefore, personal property. This has long been held to be the law as regards tenants. They may put what gas fixtures they please in a house aud take them away again with their kerosene lamps and other illuminating apparatus. Recently Judge Thayer de cided that this was rood law for the land lord as well as for the tenant, and that therefore the gas fixtures do not necessarily paas with the sale of the house, nor are they covered by a mortgage on the realty. AM a general rule, whatever a tenant puts into a dwelling or erects on the premises for his own cointort. without the intentiou to permanently annex it, he may reu ove at any time before the expiration of his lease. This would iuclude such things as cupboards, shelves, coalbina, and even a stairway has been held to be within tie rule. All trade fixtures and temporary structures, whether lrame or brick, and without regai d to their size, may be taken down and carried off by the tenant who erected them. Even a dwelling-house is not a part of the realty if the right to re move it is reserved. Ail the landlord can legitimate demand is to have his property restored to his possession in as good order as it was received by the tenant, ordinary wear and tear excepted. Whatever the tenant put iu of a movable nature be may take away, but his carpenter work must no; injure or permanently alter the prop erly. AU the decisions concur that these removals of improvements and fixtures must be made within the term of the leaae- If the tenant waits till his lease h s exp red the laud aud all that is ou it except the purely personal property of llie lena t re verts to the landlord. The Valley of the Jordan. The Valley of the Jordan would act as an enormous hot house for the new colouy. Here might be cultivated palms, cotton, indigo, sugar, rice, sorghum, besides bananas, pine-apples, yams, sweet potatoes and other field and garden produce. Ris ing a little higher, the country is adapted to tobacco, maize, castor oil, millet, flax, melons, gourds, cummin, anise, ochra, crinjals, pomegranates, oranges, figs—and so up to the plains, where wheat, barley, beans and lentils of various sorts, with olives and vines would form the staple products. Gilead especialfy is essentially a country 01 wine and oil; it is also admirably adapted to silk-culture; while among its forests, carob or locust bean, pistachio, jujube, almond, balsam, and other profitable trees arrow wild in great profusion. All the fruits of Southern Eu rope, here grow to perfection; apples, pears, quinces thrive well on the more ex treme elevation, upon which the fruits and vegetables of England might be cultivated, while the quick growing eucalyptus could be plauted with advantage on the fertile but txeeless piains. Not only does the ex traordinary variety of soil and climate thus compressed into a small era offer exception al advantages from an agricultural point of view, but the inclusion of the Dead Sea within its limits would furnish a vast source of wealth, by the exploitation of its chemical and mineral resources. The supply of Chlorate of Potassium, 200,000 tons of which are annually consumed in England, is practically inexhaustible; while petroleum, bitumen, and other lignites can be procured in great quantities upon its shores. There can be little doubt, in fait, that the Dead Sea is a mine of unexplored wealth which only needs the application of capital and entei prise to make it a most lucrative property. A Terrible Scene. John Wallace recently had a terrible experience in Marion, Indiana. He had gone into Warner's barber shop to be shaved. Mr. Warner, being ill, had, a day or two before, hired a genteel looking man representing himself to be a first class barber from Wayne county, to work for bim a few days. The fellow conducted himself all right until Saturday, wheu he began to drink quite freely, he secured some alcohol used in the shop aud drank it raw. Mr. Jesse I jams, who occu pied the chair just before Mr. Wallace, noticed something very peculiar in the man's actions, especially when he refused to give the change back from a bill handed him by Ijams. Wallace got into the chair, and the fellow, after lathering his face and getting everything ready for operation, opened his razor, giaspod Mr. Wallace by the throat, uud exclaimed: "1 am going to cut your throat." Looking up, Mr. Wallace saw that the barber "was foaming at the mouth and an insane glare was in his eyes. So startled was Mr. Wallace for a few moments that he could not reply. The maniac gave vent to a blood-curdling laugh and exclaimed: "You think I won't do it, do you ? Well I shall- You ueedn't look so scared. It wont hurt much. I can do it in a minute. I shall first cut your throat and then slit you open down the stomach and let your bowels out. Oh, 1 kuow what they'll do with me for killing you; but I don't care They will hang me. lam not afraid of death; you are." All the while the madman was flourish ing his r&aor in close proximity to his victim's tnroai, and occasionally drawing back as if to strike. As soon as he partialiy recovered from the first paralysis of his fright, Wallace kept his eye steadily upon his persecutor, and finally, taking advantage of an instant when his grip was loosened on ins throat, managed to twist quickly around and slide out of the chair and run for the door, but the barber was too quick for him and got there first. Then, with one hand on the door-knob and a razor in the other, lie stood and heaped the most horrible imprecations upon Walluce's head because he had attempted to escajie. Wallace ottered the barber a cigar which be had in his pocket. 4 4 What do you want me to do with the cigar ?" said the barber. 44 Why, smoke 1" said Mr. Wallace. As the madman reached for the cigar WaUace sprang upon him and threw him down, then turned aud ran, the negro after him with the razor in his hand. Wallace got away safely, finally, and the barber ran after a little boy, swearing he would kill him. A butcher saw the negro and pursued him, overtaking before be reached the boy. The butcher over powered the maniac anu the marshal dpag ged him to jail. The negro was suffering from delirium tremens. A Barber on Bl(lne*a, Very often the hair faha out aftei sick ness. In suck cases it generally grows sgain without the aid of any hair tonic whatever; but when it lalls out from natural causes it never grows again. The cele brated Dr. Bazm, who was formerly phy sician in chief of the St. Louis 11 >spital at Pari*, and who is known throughout the wond a9 the most learned specialist for affections of the skin, told me one day that there was nothing that could make the hair grow after the baldness had come on gradually. Tliis I believe firmly, for, if there was anything of the kind, we would not see so many New York doctors with heads as completely destitute of hair as the backs of turtles. lam even per suaded that these gentlemen would follow the example of those Greek heroes wno, under the leadership of Jason, made a voyage to Colchis to bring back the Golde i Fleece. Modern Argonauts, the doctors, would consider themselves happy if they could bring back from such a voyage the secret of restoring the human fleece. 1 don't think 1 am far from the truth when I say that during the past twenty-five yeai3 that I have practiced the profession of hair dresser, I have made the trial upoo differ ent bald heads of more than five hundred different hair tonics, and iam bound to admit that I never saw a single he*d the hair of which was restored after baldnes . At the end of so many failures, 1 am com pletely uudeceived as t > the value of all the preparations, and I would not now recom mend any one of them, because I would be afraid to commit the crime that is. designated by the words, "obtaining money under false pretenses." 1 In my pathological studies npon the hair, I have found that people who perspire a great ileal from the head are apt to get bald. The bad liaDit of wearing hats indoors is also very hurtful to the hair. In 1806, after the famous battle of J na. in which the Prussians were completely defeated by Napoleon 1., Baron Larrey, the celebrated military surgeon, perceived that many of the German prisoners were completely bald. Surprised, he made inquiries as to the cause of this, and he found that iliey owed their baldness to the shape—as homely as unhealthy—of their caps. The foul air of their head gear, having no issue, destroyed the vitality of the hair. To oe carried In Your Pocket. Keep good company or none. Never be Idle, if your hands cannot be usefully employed, attend to the cultivation of your mind. Always speak the truth. Make few promises. Live up to your en gagements. Keep your own secrets if you have any. When you speak to a per son, look him in the face. Good company and good conversation are the very sinews of virtue. Good character is above all things else. Your character cannot be essentially injured, except by your own acts. If any one speaks evil of you, let your life be such that no one will believe him. Drink no intoxicating liquors. Ever live (mifortune excepted) within your income. When you retire to bed, think over what you have been doing during the day. Make no haste to be rich, if you would prosper. Small and steady gains, give competency, with tranquility of mind. Never play at any game of chance. Avoid all temptation. Earn money before you spend it. Never run into debt unless you can see your way to get out of it. Never borrow if you can possibly avoid it. Do not marry until you are able to sup port a wife. Never speak evil of any one. Be just before you are generous. Keep yourself innocent if you would be happy. Save when you are young, that you may spend when you are old. Kead over the above maxims at least once a week. A Villi to the Garden of Bdu. A couple of lours' ride over a most wretched bridle path, up and do wn rugged mountain passes, brought us to this charm rag oasis called "Eden." The Arabs as sured us this spot was the real Garden of Eden and judging from the intense curi osity they evinced concerning ourselves and our traps, we had no difficulty in be lieving this to be the garden where our tirst mother Eve dwelt ere she grew too fond of apples. This Eden is situated in a pretty little valley in the heart of the mountains, at an elevation of some 5,00b feet above the level of the sea. Water is abundant here and consequently every thing is green and fruit is plenty. The valley is full of vineyards, with pomegran ates and fig trees, and olive and mulberry plantations, and over-topping the whole can be seen some immense walnut trees that look as old as the world. As J am writing these lines sitting on a camp-stool in front of my tent, I can see the whole population of Eden collected round our camp staring at us. Young and old, men women and children are pressing forward to have a good look at ua; and some of these wild children of Eve have climbed up the trees to have the luxury of a bird's eye view of our camp. Long before we reached our campaign ground the news bad been brought that a caravan of people from beyond the moun tains and perhaps, oh wonder! from be yond the sea, was coming to camp in their oasis. The news spread like wild fire among the tribe and there was a general rush for the best places to see us come in and get off our horses. The women left off their work in the fields, the men left off playing on the reed-pipes and the chil dren left off % crying te see us coming. A circus arriving in a village "out West" never created such a sensation as we did on approaching this earthly para dise. As we filed past through this aisle of human beings, we were greeted with shouts and mock salutations. The women gig gled, the men smiled, the children roared at the queer figure we cut in our European costumes. Two ladies with us were made ihe objects of a very popular ova ion. The green goggles which some of my companions wore seemed to raise the en thusiasm of the crowd to its highest pitch, and many a swarthy finger was raised from among those Arabs, pointing to these green goggles, while the women called to each other and raised their children in their arms to make them enjoy the treat. Meantime my friends, qu te unconscious of their great popularity, did not know what to make of all this crowd. But as we drew near the tents and I helped Mrs. E., off her horse, the crowd pressed so much on us that Hald and his men were obliged to drive them off and to have ropes stretched around our camp to keep the intruders out. Here with plenty of elbow room I enjoy the scene, which indeed, is very pictur esque. When the excitement had some what subsided 1 strolled out to enjoy the gorgeous sunset. The western say was aglow with luminous tints of orange, pink and purple. This glory lasted bat a min ute, and all was hushed in the gray tints of evening. Later in the evening some young mea and young women were admitted in our dining-room tent. These Arao women were dying with curiosity to see and han dle the clothes and trinkets of our lady friends. Velvet, seemed to attract their atteution aud admiration more than any thing else, save perhaps our watches and gloves, Ihe gloves especially seemed to puzzle them. The Countess took out her repeater and made it strike for them. They seemed delighted, just as little children would be wiin the sound of the tiny bell. Some of these pretty Arab girls asked me. through our dragoman, if ail the ladies in our country were like the two that were wiih uf I told Halil to ask these girls what made them ask that question. They answered with a giggle and a shy look from their roguish eyes, "If they are ail so large it must be very hard work for the poor horses to carry them." "uovd (1 *y. ' While a well Known actress, was m Louisville a short time ago a Southern gen tleman, a planter of considerable years and fortune, allowed her charms to over come his long suslaine 1 aversion to matri rnony, and approached the fair proposals of marriage. The following con vereaiion is reported by a veraci us Louisville scribe to have ensued: "if I consented to become your wife, sir, 1 should first desire time to understand your disposition; second, I should desire y our consent to two propositions." "JName 'em" said he. "You must consent to my remaining on the stage ten years longer, at least." "Urnphl Well, I don't think I would." "And you must at once cease the use of tobacco—except in the form of cigars." "W-h-a-t ?" The planter started back in bis chair, looking around the hotel parlor, and staied at her, and from his lips there followed a prolonged whistle. "Great gad, miss! Surely—who—well!" and he again stared. "1 mean what 1 say." "Come, now"—he found voice to speak —"come, now, miss, let's compromise. I'll agree to your aoung a year or two, but don t cut off my tobacco —don't. I'd—it would —don't." "You have heard the alternative." "Then, by Jackson, there's nothing more to be said, f like you —you'd suit me; but when it come to choosen between chewin' and marrvin,' give me the natu ral leaf, first, last, aud always. Good day, miss." And as red in the face as a Southern sunset, he took his hat and his departuie. She never saw him again. Tlie Wells of Old Lui.doa. The holy wells of London have all declined in their reputation,even to St. Bride's Well, which subsequently got its name attached to an hospital for the reception of doubtful persons. The last public use of the water of St. Bride's Weil drained it so much that the inhabitants of St. Bride's parish could not get their usual supply. This exhaus tion whs followed by an equally sudden de mand. Several,men were engaged in fill ing bottles, thousands a day, on or before the 19th of June, 1821, the coronation day of George the Fourth, at Westminster. Since that occasion the idea of wells has gradually lost favor in rustic England. It has preserved itself though in the nomen clature of places—viz; Tides well, Rake well, etc., but that is all by which the uark eye of modern materialism can mark the >pot. NO. 22.