VOL. LV. PROFESSIONAL CARDS OF BELLEFONTE. C. T. Alexander. O. M. bower. ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Office in German's new tmtldlug. JOHN B. LiNN, ATTORNEY AT LA W, BELLEFONTE, PA. Office on Allegheny Street. OLEMENT DALE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Northwest corner of Diamond. YOCUYI & HASTINGS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BELLE* ONTE, PA. High street, opposite First National Bank. Yy r M. c. HEINLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, FA. Praet'ce* in all the courtp of centre County. Spec at attention to Collections. Consultations In German or English. F. READER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. All bus ness promptly attended to. Collection of claims a speciality. J. A. Beaver. J. W. Gephart. OEAVEK & GEPHARf, , ATTORNEYS AT LAW. 4 BELLEFONTE, PA. Office on Alleghany Street, North of High. A. MORRISON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. Office on Woodrlng's Block, Opposite Court Home. S. KELLER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, BELLEFONTE, PA, Consultation* In English or German. Office in Lyons BuUdlng, Allegheny Street. JOHN G. LOVE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BELLEFONTE, PA. omce In the rooms rormerly occupied by the late w. p. Wilson. BUSINESS CARDS OF MILLIIEIM, &. Q A. STUKGIS, DEALER IX Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silverware, Ac. Re pairing neatly and promptly done and war ranted. Main Street, opposite Bank, Milihelm, Pa. O DEININGER, XOTARY PUBLIC. SCUBNER AND CONVEYANCER, MILLHEIM, PA. All haziness entrusted to hlra, such as writing and acknowledging Deeds, Morlgages, Relent s, ac.. will be executed with neatness and dis patch. Office on Main Street. XT H. TOMLIXSON, DEALER IX ALL KINDS OF Groceries. Notions, Drugs. Tobaccos, Cigars. Fine Confectlouetles and everything ih the line or ahrst-class Grocery stjre. Country Produce taken In exchange for goods. Main St.eet, opposite bank, Ml lhelin. Pa. I. BKOWX, MANUFACTURER AND DEALER.IN TINWARE. STOVEPIPES, AC., SPOUTING A SPECIALTY. Shop on Main Street, two h uses east of Bank, Mlllhelm, Penna. J EI SEN IILTII, ' JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, MILLIIEIM, FA. All business promptly attended to. collection of claims a specialty. Office opposite Eisenhuth's Drug Store. JYJUSSER & SMITH, DEALERS IN Hardware, Stoves, Oils, Paints, Glass, Wa Paper?, Coach Trimmings, and Saddlery Ware. *c,. Ac. All grades of Patent Wheels, corner of Main and Penn street-, Mlllhelm, Penna. ¥ A COB WOLF, FASHIONABLE TAILOR, AIILLHEIM, FA. Cutting a Specialty. ihop next door to Journal Book Store. TyjiLLUEIM BANKING CO., MAI* STREET, MILLHEIM, PA A WALTER, Cashier. DAV. KRAPs, Pres. HARTER, AIJ€TIO*EEK, REBER3BURU, PA. jattsiactlOQ Guaranteed. IF THE WIND RISE. An open sea, a gallant breeto, That drives our little boat- How fast eaob wave about us dors ; How fast tne low clouds float! 44 We 11 never see the morumg skie* If ilio wind rise;" " If the wind rise, We 11 hear uo more of earthly lies." The moon from tirno to time breaks out And s Ivors all the sea ; The billows toss tho waves about, Tne little boat oaps free. 44 We 11 never see our true love's eyes If the wind rise " If the wind rise, We'll waste uo more our foolish sighs." •She takes a dash of foaui before, A dash of spray behind ; Tie woltish waves about her roar, Aud gallop with the wind. " We'll see uo more the wocdlaud dyes. If the wind rise "If the wind nso. We'll hear the last of human cries." The sky seems bending lower down, Aud swift, r sweeps the gale ; Our craft she shakes from heel to crown. And uips her fragile sail. 44 We may forgive our enemies, If the wind rise 41 If the wind rise. Weil sup this night iu Paradise." a Saved by Ma'ches. A siuall room, poorly furnished; a pot of mignonette in the window; a girl at work at the table, sewing steadily. She would have been pretty if she had not been so poor. ] f she had been better fed. she would have had a rosy cheek; if she had had freedom and less labor, she would have had dimples; if she had worn a dress of violet silk, instead of faded calico, it would have brought out the fairness of her skiu and the golden hue of her hair. As it was, Alice Morne was pale, and pinched, and sad, with the sewing-girl's stoop of shoul ders, and the sewing-girl's heavy heart. She rose suddenly and folded up her work —a child's garmeut, of tine cambric, trimmed with dainty lace. She made a package of it, donned her bonnet and shawl, and went out of her lodging-house. She threaded the commercial streets rapidly, and 9oou emerged on the avenues of wealthy private residences. Here it was quieter. The dusk was gathering. Mow and then a carriage rolled by. One or two stately houses were lighted foi re ceptions. Mauy more were somberly closed. Alice went on, with her quiet, rapid step. She stopped at last before a house all in a blaze of light. Costly lace curtains con cealed the luxurious rooms within; the soft notes of a piano came softly upon the girl's ear. "The Tracys give another party to night," said Alice. She went into the area and rang the bell. A servant, admitted her. She went in with her bundle. She came out with a light step. The work had been approved, and she had been paid. A little dazzled with the scene she had just emerged from, she paused upon the pavement to count the money. "Give me a cent," said a little beggar boy starting somewhere out of the silent shadows. "What do you went it for ?" asked Alice. "I'm hungry," answered the child. He was pale and pinched. "Here's a dime: 1 would give you more if I could," she Baid. The child took it eagerly. She passed on, with less than $2 to buy supper and pay for a week's rent. She had more work. When It was fin ished she came the same way in the dusk. As she passed over the sidewalk a faint line of white attracted her attention. There was a knob of glass, generally called "bull's eyes," in the pavement. It is usually inserted over a coal vault, and is removed to admit the coals. This one had not been adjusted with exactitude, and at the crevice appeared a line of white. Alice stooped down and examined it. It was the edge of a folded paper. She drew it out with a wild thought that it might be some valuable check or draft. But it contained only a few words, written in pencil. "1 have watched for you constantly for a *eek. If you would save my life come back here, and all night long place matches where you found this paper, ioushall be rewarded with all yon .can a->k. A PRISONER." Alice closed the paper in her hand and looked around bewildered. No one was to be sech. She looked down at the lump of dull glass, but it was entirely opaque. The bull's eye was not set quite evenly in j its place. She touched it with her foot, but could not move it. After waiting a moment, confused and in doubt, she passed on, recollecting her errand. The area door admitted her. The ser vant had a child in her arm, the dainty little thing for whom Alice made gar ments. "Mrs. Tracy said you was to come up to her chamber," said she. "You know the way." The lady whom she met was not lovely; she was sallow and dark; very disagree able-looking—clutching her cashmere go w n at the breast, and turning impatiently to ward tier little sewing-girl. "Why did you * come before?" she asked in a hoarse voice, with a slight French accent. "The child should have had that dress to drive in to-day." "1 was sick yesterday; 1 could cot finish it," unswered Alice, tremulous y- . Madame snatched the package, tearing it open, and letting the little embroidered robe fall upon the bed. "Well, here is your money," said she, opening a velvet purse. "Next time 1 will employ some one who will do as they r promise/' Alice turned away with a bursting heart —for the woman's words meant starvation for her. She dared not raise her voice in reply; she divined truly that the heart un der that rich robe was one of stone. As she passed down stairs, she heard a low voice. It proceeded from one of the rooms about her. "And he is twenty-one to-day?" it said. "Yes; it is three years since his niys MII.LIIEIM. PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 13. 1881. terious disappearance," with a sneering laugh. The voices were stealthy. A door closed and shut them in. Alice passed down into the street. She walked fast, trcadiug, unthinkingly, upon the bull's-eye, aud weut home. When she lluug herself down to weep, she sud denly felt the crumpled paper in her hand. What should she do ? She lay thinking a long time. She considered the strange ness of the request, the i>oßsilnlity that it was not meant for her, the idea that it was a hoax, oi written by some madman —for it was a man's hand writiug. But the girl's heart was warm ami true. The possibility that some one was in trouble, aud she might help them, was the thought that had the most weight. With no one to counsel or object, she obeyed it. She weut to the store and spent $1 of her precious money for matches. She re eeived a large package, containing thou sands of the little Inciters. The city clocks were striking nine as she reached the bull's-eye. The street was silent, the pavement de serted. As she bent down, some one tapped upon the bull's-eye She slipped a sheet of matches into the crevice. It disap peared. She waited a few moments; the hand tupped for more; she supplied them. As she waited again a pedestrian ap proached. She lose, and stepped back into the shadows until he had passed; otheiwise, she did not fear. The street was quiet, and she could see the stars twinkling in the clear sky. Hour after hour she supplied matches, at intervals of quarter hours. Occasional ly the rap came for H I earlier demand. But she could not see the baud. She only imagined it to be a man's. It was long past midnight. The city clocks were near striking two when her matches became exhausted. Sue hail uot been sutliciently supplied, she thought. at a loss what she ought to do she rose from her cramped position, standing in doubt, when a voice said . %'ome with me!" She started in terror, for a mau sii*xl beside her; but the next words reassured her: • 4 1l is I whom you gave the matches to; do not be afraid, but take my urm aud walk fast, I am not safe here," Alice could see only a tall form, and a pale face, the features of which she could uot distinguish ; but the voice, though hur ried, was geutly modulated, and the strang er took her baud with a grasp that was not un] ieasant. 4 'You must be tired; but this has been a good night's work for you, little girl," he saul. "What did you want the matches for?" asked Alice, trembling. He had drawn her hand within his own, and she walked rapidly beside him. It was the only way in which 1 could get tire," he answered. "The heat melted the cement which inclosed the bull's eye in the wall of my prison, and I escaped through the cavity. It was larger tlmn the one in the pavement. I have been a prisoner in my own house for three years." As they left the vicinity of the Tracy dwelling, he walked slower. "I was quite hepless," he added. 44 1 knew of no one to appeal to whom I could trust. But listening aud waiting, as a man only listens and waits for freedom, I grew familiar with your step as it passed so often over the bull's eye aud up the steps, and a week ago, when I beard your voice to that beggar-boy, I resolved to trust you. I knew your tread the instant that it touched the curbstone, and I slipped the paper up the crevice. Y'ou saw it immediately. The hour till you came passed heavily; you were my only ho|>e. Y'ou are a brave, good child. Now, where is your home? Can 1 go there for a little rest bet ore day light ?" "It is a 'poor place," said Alicb, "but you are welcome." Daylight was dawning when she revealed her poverty-stricken little room to him. He Hung himself into a chair and dropped his face on his folded arms upon the table. Alice fancied that lie was pra} ing, and moved about noiselessly, preparing a little breakfast. Bhe did not realize that this man was young and handsome, and U was not, perhaps, propriety to have him there. Bhe was only zealous, in her pity, to serve him, seeing, by daylight, how ill he looked. But by noon there were strange doings in tlie little sewing-girl's room. She had been sent for a lawyer, the most renowned and popular one m the city, uud he came with two other gentlemen, so grand that little Alice was quite awe-stricken. Finally, Mr. Lionel Tracy— was the name of the hero—went away with them, and she was left alone with her poverty and iter wonder. Only she was not quite so help less aud distressed as she had been, for >ne of the gentlemen had smiled upon her, and left a few pieces of gold on her table. But the marvel was all over with her, and the gold was spent, and poverty and labor and care had come back, when, one day, there whs a knock at the door, and the landlady's little girl said that a carriage was standing for her, and a man in wait ing said that she had been sent for. What could she do but obey the sum mons? wondering what fairy work, it was —that luxurious ride—until she begun to see through it, for the carriage stopped at the Tracy mansion. There had been great public excitement —the papers had been charged with the development of the infamous plot in high life, whereby the true heir of a great for tune had been drugged, while ill, and con cealed, and a story trumped up about his mysterious disappearance; but Alice, in her solitude, had known nothing about it. Her pennies went for bread instead of news. But when she stepped upon the thrcshhold, Lionel Tracy, the restored mas ter, met her with a tender eouriesy that took away all her fear, and made her feel Jike a little queen iu the midst of the splen dor. "Have the rest all gone away ?" she asked, seeing no one but new servants, and a pleasant woman who was the housekeper. "Yes; lam quile alone, and shall be, unless you will come and live with me,'' said Mr. Lionel Tracy. "Do you want a sewing-girl?" asked Alice, innocently. "No; 1 want a wife, - 'he answered; "one whom I can love with all my heart, as Ido you, Alice. Will you come ?" Hid she ? Well, yes. And the public had another episode to excite them—the famous Lionel Tracy's marriage. Alice grew charming with happiness, and she was chronicled as a beauty when Bhe be came hi bride. PintM of the Chlueae Coat. Of all the dangers that beset the mariner, whether it be from storm, fire, or the hid den reef, none have such tenors for vessels trading in the Pacific Ocean as the pirates that infest the Chinese coast. With ordi nary skill and diligence the former dan gers may he guarded against, and it is seldom that some one does not survive to tell the tale; hut an attack by these pirates is conducted with such cunning, treachery, and skill that, if it is successful, it leaves a mystery far harder to bear than a known misfortune for those who watch and wait for the ship that never returns to port. Every year adds to the list of stately ves sels and gallant crews that leave port lor ever, ami are eventually placed among the "missing " How many of these are cap tured and destroyed on the China coast can never be known; their assailants show no mercy, ami the ocean "tells no tales." The quaint junks that leave the ,Chinese ports at uignt-faß are to all appearances the peaceful tradeis that they profess to be ; but if an unprotected vessel comes in view the scene changes as if by magic; deck-loads of merchandise are thrown into the holds and cannon take their place; the crews are inarvclously re inforced by men who have hidden below, aud the former lazy coasters glide swiftly along, propelled not oulv by their sails, but by long and I>ovverful oars. The doomed vessel is quickly surrounded by the pirates, and a cannonade soon brings her masts uud yards crashing to the deck, its crew may de fend themselves us well as they can ; but they are outnumbered fifty to one. Neaier close the pirates, wuo throw rockets aud "jingais" that leave an unquenchable fire and a stupefying smell wherever they fall. The defense grows more feeble, and now, running alongside, the pirates board and slay all of the crew that may survive. By the busy bauds of the plunderers the cargo is soon removed, a hole is boarcd under the waterline of the captured vessel, aud as the pirates sail away the scuttled vessel slowly sinks from view, and after weary mouths of waiting its name is placed on the list of "missing." Experiments iu Pre*erviug Wood, Here is a summary of some valuable ex periments which have been made with preserving wood with different mineral solutions. The tests were made with rail way sleepers. Of pine sleepers impregnat ed with chloride of zinc, after twenty-one years of service, the proportion that had been renewed was thirty-one per cent; of beech sleepers impregnated with creosote, after twenty-two years, forty six per cent, had been renewed; of oak sleepers not im pregnated, after seventeen years, forty nine per rent, had been renewed ; of oak sleep ers treated with chloride of zinc, at the ex piration of seventeen years, 20*7 per cent, had been renewed. In all of these cases, the conditions to which the wood had been exposed were very favorable—the road-bed being a viry gaud one. and permitting of excellent drainage. Test samples taken from sleepers that were allowed to retuaiu at the expiration of tlie respective periods named, exhibited a perfectly sound cross section. The follow ing > tatemeut contains the results of a similar set of observations made upon the Kaiser-Ferdinands Nord Railroad, viz. : According to these obser vations, the proportion of renewals was, w iili oak sleepers (uot treated) after twelve years' tervice 74.48 per cent; with oak sleepers, treated with chloride of zinc, after seven yeais, 3.29 jer cent; with oak sleepers, impregnated with creosote oil, after sixty years, 0.09 per cent; with pine sleepers, impregnated with chloride of zinc, after seven years ot service, 4.46 per cent. The practice of the Kaiser-Ferdi uauds-Nord Railroad, since the year 1870, has been to employ only oak for sleepers, which are impregnated either with chloride of zinc or with creosote oil. Halt* In Food. Experiments recently made with the inuiganic constituents of food show that, although the salts to a great extent retained and used over, a certain amount of the same is excreted. Consequently, when salts are withheld from the food, the whole body, but especially those parts actively changing—like blood and muscle—become gradually poorer in salts ami richer in albumen; but, though the total quantity in the Ixxiy is lessened, the mixture of salts hi the tissues and juices is unchanged. The diminution of salts in the muscles causes muscular exhaustion —and, in the nerves, first excitability, and then paralysis of the nerve centres. It also appears, from these expeiintents, that the quantity of salts really necessary iu food is less ihau has usually bceu supposed. I'ollMlilng the Crockery. A drummer, who had never dined any where hut at a table d'hote, is invited to diue with one of his most important cus tomers —who is no end of a swell. The soup being removed and a clean plate placed before our drummer, he in stinctively brushes its surface clean with his napkin. The host nods severely to the servant, who removes the plate and substitutes an other one, which is similarly wiped off and removed, and so on. At the sixth renewal the drummer says confidentially to his neighbor: "Say, does the old stem-winder expect me to iH)lish all his crockery for hind" KffVct.of Light. A tadpole confined in darkness would never become a frog; and an infant deprived jof Heaven's free light will only grow into a shapeless idiot, instead of a reasonable being. There is in all places a marked difference in the healthiness of houses ac cording to their aspect in regard to the sun, uud those are decidediy the healthiest, other things being equal, in which all the rooms are, during some part of the day fully exposed to direct light. Epidemics attack inhabitants on the shady side of the street, and totally exempt those on the other side ; and even in epidemics such as ague the morbid influence is often thus partial in its labors. —Lt costs $40,000,000 to pick the cot ton crop the country, —The South Carolina sta'e library contains 28,000 volumes. —There are 14,652 more females thau males in South Carolina. —Germany annually consume- 7,300- 000 tons of rye; the staple food of the working classes being rye bread. A Hallway lit the Rooky Mouutam*. For miles the extension of the Dccvc and Rio Grande Railroad from Conejos westward to the Ban Juan County curves among the hills, keeping sight of the plains ! and catchiug frequent glimpses of the vil lage. Its innumerable windings along the brows of the hills seemed, in mere wan tonness, as loth to abandon so beautiful a region. Almost imperceptibly the foot hills chunged into mountains and the val leys deepened into canons, aud winding ; around the point ol one of the mountains ; it found itself overlooking tiie picturesque valley or canon of Los Finos creek. East ward was the rounded summit of the great mountain of Ban Antonio; over the near est height could be seen the top of Bierra Blaticu, canopied with perpetual clouds; iu front were castellated crags, art-like monuments, ami stupendous precipices. Having allured the railroad into their awful fastnesses, tlie mountains seemed de termined to bailie its further progress But it was a strong hearted railway, and, although a little giddy, 1.000 feet above the stream, it cuts its way through the crags aud among the monuments aud bears onward foi miles up the valley. A pro jecting point, too high for a cut and too abrupt for a curve, was overcome by a tun nel. The track layers are now busy at work laying down the steel rail at a point a few miles below this tunnel. The grade is nearly completed for many miles fur ther. From the present end of the track for the uext four or five miles along the giude, the scenery is unsurpassed by any railroad scenery in North America. En gineers who have traversed every mile of mountain railroad in the Union, assert that it is the finest they have seen. Perched on the dizzy mountain side, at an altitude of 9,500 feet above tlie sea—greater than that of Veta pass—l,ooo feet above the valley, with baltlemeuted crags rising 500 or t00 feet above, the beholder is enrap tured with the view. At one point the canon narrows into an awful gorge, appa rently but a few yards wide and nearly 1,000 feet iu depth, between almost per pendicular wails of granite. Here a high poiut of grauite has to be tunneled, aud in this tunnel the rock men are ai work drill ing and blasting to complete the passage, which is now open to pedestrians. The frequent explosions of the blasts echo and re-echo amoug the mountains until they die away in the distance. Looking down the valley from the tunnel, the scene y one never to be forgotten. The lofts precipices, the distant heights, the fantas tic monuments, the contrast of the rugged crags aud the graceful curves of the silvery stream beneath them, the dark green pines interspersed with poplar groves, bright yellow- In their autumnal foliage, that crown the neighboring summits —height, depth, distance, aud color —Combine to coustilute a landscape that is destined to be painted by thousands of artists, reproduced agam and agaiu by photogiaph ers, and to adoru the walls of innumerable parlors aud galleries of art. Beyoml the tuuuel for a mile or more the scene is even more picturesque, though of less extent. The traveler looks dowu into the gorge ami sees the stream pluuging iu a succession of snow-white cascades through narrow cuts between the perpendicular rocks. Sllx-rlaij Fur*. The Russian sable inhabits the forest clad mountains of Siberia, a desolate, cold, inhospitable region. The animal is hunted during the winter and generally- by exiles. There are various methods of taking the sable. Great numbers are shot with small liore rifles; others are trapped in steel and fall trups, and many takeu in nets placed over their places of retreat, into which they are tracked on the snow. Who can picture to himself, without shuddering, the case of the condemned sable huuter? He leaves with heavy heart the last thinly scattered habitations which border the path less wilds; a sky of clouds and darkness is above, bleak mountains and gloomy forests before him; the recesses of the forests, the defiles of the mountains must be traversed, for these are the haunts of the sable. The cold is below zero, but the fur will prove the fin-, r. Fatigue and cold exhaust him, a snow storm overtakes him, the way marks are lost or forgotten. Provision fails, and too often he wLo promised to bis expectant and anxious friends a speedy return is seen no more. Buch is sable hunting in Siberia, and such the hapless fate of many an exile, who perishes in the pursuit of what only adds to Hie luxuries and superfluities of the great and wealthy. The fisher is very similar to the pine marten in all its habits, but much larger. Its value or trade price in British Columbia is from two dollars aud fifty cents to three dollars per skin. The fisher in full winter fur makes a far handsomer muff than the sable. The fur of the mink is vastly inferior to either the fisher or marten, being liarsh, short aud glassy. The habits of the aui ma', too, are entirely different. The mink closely resembles the otter in its mode of life, frequenting streams inland, and rocks, smali islands and sheltered bays on. tbc seacoast. It swims with great ease and swiftness, captures fish, eats mollusks, crabs and any marine animal that falls iu its way. On the inland rivers it dives for and catches great numbers of crayfish, that abound in almost every stream east and west of the Cascades. Along tue river bauks the little heaps of crayfish shells di rect the Indian to the whereabouts of the mink, which is generally caught with u steel trap, baited with fish. The trade price is about fifty cents per skin. The ermine of Northwest America is not worth much. The fur uever grows long or becomes wlute enough in winter. The Indians use it for ornamental purposes, and often wear the skins as a charm, or medi cine, as they term it. The best ermme comes from Siberia, Norway and Russia. The raccoon is widely distributed throughout North and Northwest America. Crafty and artful, his life is entirely one of brigandage. The fur is not very valua ble, being principally used in making car riage rugs aud lining inferior cloaks and coats on the European continent. . About 520,000 skins are sent annually from the Hudson Bay Company's territories. They are generally siiot. The three species of foxes traded by the Hudson Bay Company are the red, the cross, and the silver. The silver fox skins are very valuable, a good skin fetching readily from forty to fifty dollars; the red fox is only worth about a twentieth of that sum. Country House* In Ireland. No one can go ißfto society as represented In the country houses of Ireland, says a Lon don paper, without being struck by the sin gular absence of veneer which he will find there. We do not mean those country houses inhabited by people who spend their season regularly in London, and who differ in no way from the magnates with their houses in Yorkshire or Bussex, hilt the bona fide. Irish country houses, whose ow ners look upon Dublin as their metropolis and great shopping town, and consider an occasional month in London as an event to be classed with the ramble in Switzerland or the tour in Italy. The visitor to one of these houses will find no sham—there is "no deception." His arrival will cause no Hurry; he will not be kept waiting in the draw ingroom while the lady of the house and the girls put fiuishing touches to their Infamy, it is ten to one that before he has succeeded iu evoking a sound from the bell probably broken—one of the young la dies will herself open the door, and with welcome beaming from her honest Irish gray eyes, at once insist on his feeling himself at home. There will be no false pride, no attempts to hide defects, or to make up by brag for poverty. Rather will fun l>e extracted from the very deficiencies, and the stranger will at once see that there is no danger of putting his hosts to confu sion by demanding what is not to be had. If there is but one man servant, the host will not complaiu of the illness or tempo rary absence of a mythical footman; if the one man servant is tipsy (a not uncommon occurrence in the laud of John Jaiueson), the hostess will not be the least ashamed of lieing detected assisting the maid to lay the cloth aud arrange the dinner table. Hie Heart aa a Machine. Tue heart is probably the most eflicieut piece of physical apparatus known. From a purely mechanical point of view it is something like eight times as efficient as 'he best steam engine, it may be de scribed mechanically as little more than a double force pump furnished with two re servoirs and two pipes of outflow; and the main problem of its action is hydrody natnical. The left ventricle has a capac ity of alout three ounces; it beats 75 limes a minute; and the work done in overcom ing the resistance of the circulating system is equivalent to lifting the charge of blood a little short of 10 feet (9.923 ft.) The average weight of the heart is a little under ten ounces (9 23 oz.) The daily work of the left ventricle is, in round number, ninety foot-tons; adding the work of the i.ght ventricle, the work of the entire or gan is nearly one hunched and twenty-five ioot-tons. The hornly work of the heart ts accordingly equivalent to lifting itself twenty thousand feet an hour. An active mountain climber can average 1,000 feet of ascent an hour, or one-twentieth the work of the heart. The prize Alp engine, 4 Bavaria," lifted i.s own weight 2,700 feet an hour, thus demonstrating only one eighth the efficiency of the heart. Four elements have to be considered in estimat ing the heart's work : the statical pressure of the blood column equal to the animal's height, which has to be sustained; the force consumed in overcoming the inertia of the blood vessels; the resistance offered by the capillary vessels; the friction in the h' art itself. This, it. a state of health, is kept at its minimum by the lubricated membrane of the pericardium. Rainy nam. The jokes that have been cracked at the farmer's expense on the employment of workmen raiuy days, are not so very stale, and are only objectiouable on the ground that it is mean to joke on facts. The wish of the old lady that it might rain nights and Sundays, so that the hired men could rest, was a merciful desire. We remember in our farm days of working for & man who, if going away for a few days, left or ders with the foreman that if it rained too hard to work in the field, to set the boys cutting bushes. We have seldom known a farmer who hired men by the month that did n.t have some filthy barn cellar to clean out, or tougli, knotty wood to be brok en to pieces, against a rainy day. Now, in nothing does the farmer make a more los ing mistake than in this way of treating hired men on rainy days. There are cer tain chores that are necessarily delayed for such an occasion, such as getting the scaf folding ready for the hay, repairing the farm tools in the workshop—every farmer ought to have a workshop—setting out plants, etc. But these may be so divided as to be only the chores of a rainy day, for the tired men should have the larger part of the day to rest. It will pay in a season's work, as they will work with a will when things drive; they will be better natured, aud have a respect for the man who thus treats them, which is no little thing. Then there are what are termed dull days, when the farmer does not want to cut grass or hoe, aud on such days there is enough for the hired men to do, and they should be put t > work. At this time ol tne year one of the most important works for a dull day is hauling muck into the barnyard. On al most every farm may be found a muck bed, but it is often unknown to the farmer. He should find it out aud draw upon it lavish ly, as cloudy day work when oxen and men can work easily. Hauling muck into the yard for a day, now and then, is worth more than the best day's haying. Break up the knotty wood in the early spring, clear out the barn cellar on a clear, cool day; but on rainy days remember the hired men are human. Cremutlou of the Dead. Exactly how to dispose of the ashes of the dead in the most satisfactory manner, after cremation is accomplished, is still a question. The ancient practice was to de posit the ashes in a funeral urn, to be pre served in a tomb or other sacred place. This is also the modern custom. But if tombs are to be required then there is not much need for cremation, as the corpse may as well be buried in the tomb without cre mation. A recent American patent con sists in providing a parlor bust of the de ceased, cut in marble, and in making a hole in the back of the bust, wherein the ashes are to be deposited after cremation of the body. A further improvement, sug gested by one of our lady correspondents, is to prepare a wet mixture of cements for the aititicial stone or marble, and sprinkle the ashes of the deceased into the mixture, which is then to be cast or pressed into the form of busts, statuettes or other objects. In this way various members of a family might possess enduring purtions of the departed one. Rocky Nouutain Muck. Not loug ago a crowd of men at the of fice of Judge Morrison, Kokomo, saw the cold, dead form of a man, roughly habitued in a suit of miner's clothes, with feet shod with the rudest boots, lying npon a rough pine bench, at the morgue. Crossed upon his breast were the tired hands that had driven the miner's pick through miles of the hardest rock, now stilled so reverently in the sunset that o'ershadows life. It was all that was left of Rocky Mountain Mack, the man who had crossed oceans and seas, whose career of half a century was check ered and dotted with a strange comming ling of incidents, and across whose span the thrills and throbs, the hopes and fears of staid existence had worked their silent ebb and flow. McCormick was a miner in Ten Mile, during the grim winter of 78-D, before a tree had been felled on the present site of Kokomo, and here he has remained ever since, except some weeks ago, when he went to Granite and became al9o inter ested in some good claims. Starting from there a few days ago he had only lust left the stage when he dropped dead opposite the Clarendon hotel. The Coroner's jury rendered a verdict that the deceased oame to his death from heart disease. Mr. Beemer, the well known business man of Robinson, in commenting on the death of this typical miner, said that he had known him years ago in the San Juan country, and was at one time in partnership with him; that he was gentle as a won.an, gen erous and charitable to a fault, lie nar rates that once when Rocky Mountain Mack and a companion were intoxicated they both became enraged, and the former suddenly drew a pistol and inflicted a dan gerous wound. On becoming sober and being informed what he had done, lie was in the most abject sorrow, and reloading tiie pistol returned to the wounded man< saying as he handed over the weapon,, "Jim, 1 shot you, now you shoot me." Of | course the wounded tnau recognized in him only the wannest friend, and peremptorily forbade him. McCormick was for many years a successful miner in Colorado and California. He has at several different times been worth half a million to a million dollars and upwards, but the final reverse came, and he died in poverty. He ha been a frequent visitor to mining fields of South America and the shores of New Zealand. He had been a searcher for dia monds in Australia, but came again to the rocky hills whose-name he bore and wher his associates always rendered a warm greeting. His body hes interred in the Pot ter's field, but many there be who will re member with kindly thought the wild and lonely career of Rocky Mountain Mack. A Harrowing Tall. Not long since a Texas man read in paper that if a string were tied lightly around the root of a mule's tail it would , in cases of colic, give the animal instan relief. He tried the remedy on one of his own mules, and the doctors say that the portion of the tail thus isolated was soon swelled up bigger then the mule. Th# Texas mau says the mule turned its hca and saw his monstrous tai land got alarms and began to kick. Tb i irst kick drov the mule's tail away cv but Lb tail immediately swun f 11 < kand knocke the mule forward a litt.e—the tail was so heavy. That made the mule madder'n ever, and it kicked like fury. That only gave the tail more momentum, and on its return it knocked the mule about a rod. The mr.le looked around and didn't ae anybody and kicked again. The tail was there as regular as a pendulum and it came back like a steamboat running a race. That time it lifted the mule over the barn-yard fence. But the mule lit on its feet and struck out again—game as ever. The tail fairly laughed as it caught the mule ou the haunches and drove it down the lane a mile and a half at every whack. It looked like destruction to the mule as mule and tail disappeared in the distance. But after three or four hours, a returning cloud of dust was seen, andaoon the mule emerged therefrom kicki|M| as briskly as ever—but the tail was tdlafly used up and gone. Not being able to offer any more resistance, of course the mule kicxed him • self back to the starting point. This is not a campaign lie. A Ch>ptr on Bald Beads. A bald-headed man is refined, aud he al ways shows his skull-sure. It has never been decided what causes bald heads, but most people think it is dan'd rough. A good novel for bald heads to read — "The Lost Heir." What does a bald-hdhded man say to his comb? We meet to part no more. Motto for a bald head —Bare aud fur hare. However high a position a bald-headed man holds, he will never comb-dowu la the world. The bald-headed man nev ; 4|<*. Advice to bald-headers—Jofn the In dians, who are the only successful hair raisers. What does every bald-headed man put upon his head ? His hat. * You never saw a bald-headed man with a low forehead. Shakespeare says: There is a divinity that shapes our ends. Bald men are the coolest headed men in the world. - Some bald men have heirs. Out of bit ClutcAen. There are two sisters in Louisville, liy., famous for their wit, and there is also iu that favored town a gentleman, Col. "Blank," who lor nearly two generations has had the reputation of having courted every heiress in the neighborhood. Oue of the sisters referred to said to the other several weeks ago: "If a million dollars were left to you, what is the first thing you would do?" "I should fall upon my knees and pray the Lord to keep me out of Col. "Blank's'' clutches." This was repeated to the Colonel, who waited for revenge. The other day the witty young woman, leaning on the rail ing of the piazza at Crab Orchard, saw the Colonel in the yard below. "Well, dear me , Colonel," she said, "I meet you everywhere I go. Can't Igo anywhere without seeing you?" "Yes, there is one place," calmly re plied the Colonel. "Where is it ? Let me go." "Well, go home." NO. 2.