Millheim Journal. (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, January 06, 1881, Image 1
VOL. LY. PROFESSIONAL CARDS OF BELLEFONTE- C. T. Aidxamiet. CTM. bower. ,4 LEXANDER A BOWER, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BKLLKFONTK, PA. Office in Garm&n's new building. JOHN B. LINN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, BELLKFONTK, PA. Office on Allegheny Street. OLEMENT DALE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BKLLEFOTUI. PA. Northwest corner of Diamond. YOCUM & HASTINGS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BKLLRFONTB, PA. High Street, opposite First National Bauk. YYRW.C. HEINLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, BKLLKFONTS, PA. Practices in all the courts ot Centre County. Spec &1 attention to Collections. Consultations in German or English. YYRILBUR F. REEDER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BJELLKFONTR. PA. All business promptly attended to. Collection ot claims a speciality. J. A. Beaver. J. W. Gephart. JJEAVER Si GEPHART, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. BELLEFONTK, PA. Office on Alleghany Street, North of High. A. MORRISON, ATTORNEY AT LAW 7 , BRLLE*ONTE, PA- Office on Wood ring's Block, Opposite Court Bouse. HQ S. 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STOVEPIPES, AC., SPOUTING A SPECIALTY. Shop on Main Street, two lrunes east of Bank, Millhelm, Penna. T EISENIIUIH, * JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, MILLHEIM, PA. All business promptly attended to. collection of claims a specialty. Office opposite Elsenhuth's Drug Store. "AAUSSER & SMITH, DEALERS IX Hardware, Stoves, Oils, Paints, Glass, Wa Papers, Coach Trimmings, and Saddlery Ware, Ac,, be. All grades of Patent Wheels. Corner of Main and Penn Street-, Mlllhelm, Penna. JACOB WOLF, PAIHfONABLE TAII OH, MiLLHEIM, PA. Cutting a Specialty. shop next door to Journal Book Store. jyjiLLHEfM BANKING CO., MAIN STREET, MILLHEIM, PA A. WALTER,Cashier. DAV. KRAPE, Pres. HARTER, AUCTIONEER, HHBERBBURG, PA NUUtacu oa Guaranteed. Love Passages. Cupid, I adore three! There is a charm — Turn up your lip, old Sourcrout! we care not. We, the young, the gay, the healthy, the happy! Wisdom! —physic—-no more! fling them both to the dogs, say 1. Wis dom fiddlesticks! lam tired of it. What is it? a mourning dress! —water gruel!—a pair of goggles to the eyes of the anient youth?—a lame fool!—a peddler's pack full of invaluable thinjs, but then so heavy! Wisdom is a school-master, with a ferule and a frown, a broad-brimmed bet, and a voice that makes the ears ring. It is al ways hammering away at your ears and your conscience. You are circumscribed within narrow limits. You must not, for your life's sake, go out of bounds. You must not look at the sunshine, nor pluck the fruit, nor bathe in the stream, nor smell the opening flowers. This is wisdom. It makes avarice a habit and suspicion a duty. It checks the ardor of youth, extinguishes the fire of hope and saddens even the bright ness of virtue. Who has it? The old, the wrinkled, the sick, the superannuated— they who have drained the dregs of pleas ure? It is the lesson of rashness, bought by disappointment; and it teaches distrust, melancholy and despair- Give me hope, joy, youth, love! And this brings me back to my subject. Cupid—laughing, rosy, blooming boy! How the sweet mischief troubles men and women, beardlessimpl gray beards, prudes, scholars, philosophers, statesmen; and as forpoetß, such as Frederick—Jove! it makes my heart ache. Poor Frederick! One of my peculiarities is a strong tendency to dif fer in opinion from other people upon al most every possible subject. I never mouth the matter —I come out roundly. I have no doubt the reader is fond of roast beef, and plum pudding. Now, I detest them. Nothing could lie more gross, earthly, stultifying. Besides, no man fond of such stuff does, ever did, or can sit down to such a meal without rnnniug into excess. Then come custard, ice-cream, fruit., almonds, raisins, wine. You rise with a distended stomach and a heavy head, and stagger away with brutish apa thy. lam for light diet —milk, rice, fruit —sweet, harmless things of nature. No lamb bleeds for me. No stately ox is slain that I may feast. Old mother earth sup plies my slender appetites. The det p, deep spring, clear as crystal, the innocent vege tables, ethereal food. Thus lam light as air. lam keenly susceptible to every mor al and natural beauty, which few enthusi astic beef-eat ere are. I differ from everybody in another thing. I believe in love at first sight. We ought to. be able to tell ia a week whether a woman would do for a wife. The judg ment of true love is intuitive; a glance and it is done. A man of genius has in his own imagination a standard of the object of his love —an unexplainable model—the proto type of which exists somewhere in reality, although he may never have seen or heard of her. This is wonderful, but it is true. He wanders about the world, impervious to all the delicious, thrilling, soul-melting beams of beauty, till he reaches the right one. There are blue eyes, they are len der, but they touch not him. There are black, they are piercing, but his heart re mains whole. At length, accident flings him into contact with a creature, he hears the tone of her voice, he feels the warm streams of soul shining from her counte nance. Gaze meets gaze, and thought sparkles into thought, till the magic blaze is kindled, and —they fall in love. it sometimes happens that for one mo del in the imagination of this man of ge nius, there are accidentally two or three prototypes in real life: or rather he has two or three different models. It is a great misfortune for a man to have more models than one. They lead him astray. They mvolve him in diffi culties. They play the mischief with him. And yet metaphysicians and phrenolo gists oght to know that it is no affair of his. If a school-hoy have the organ of de structiveness, you may whip him for kill ing flies, but you must not wonder at h<m. If a youth—But this brings me back again to my subject. I never could tell how many of these models Fred had; a great many, no doubt. He was a sad dog, a Don Juan, a sort of Giovanni in London, and he bid fair to be a Giovanni in—but that was his business. Oh, the sweet womenl It is almost incredi ble. He must have dealt in magic. It was a perfect blessing to be near him; to catch the light and heat of the thousand glances, which fell upon him—and of which you caught a few stray ones— though only by accident Lovely women fell into his mouth like ripe plums. He had clusters of them. They all loved him, and he loved them all. His soul was as large as St. Peter's. 'What are you thinking of, Fred?' said I. "Caroline," he answered. "She who sailed yesterday for England?" "Yes—l love her." "And she? 11 He arose and opened an escritoire. "Is it not perfectly beautiful?" The sweet relic of golden sunshiny hair lay curled charmingly in a rose-colored en velope. It did look pretty. But— "Has Caroline B—such light hair?" ask ed, 1.,1 never knew—l always thought— was oly serving only yesterday that —sure ly, sureb, you have made some mi stake— see, what is that written on the bottom of the paper? "Julia!" A BIRD'S SONG, Down In the t&ugled oiea<lof Beaide the dusty way, A wee, tweet bird it singing Through all the long, bright day, A aong so short and simple. It scarcely seems to be Worth while to keep repeating Its bit of melody. And in the short lull*, only, Of more pretentions oug, Wheu momentary silence Comes o'er the favored throng, Floats on the air that cadeuoe, bo tremulous and low. That i no must list* n softly, Or lose its geutle flow. And yet the tiny singer Keeps stnging bravely on Through changing sun and shadow. Till the sweet day is done ; And if more favored songsters 8 ng better far tbau he, Tl e love ha song makes vocal Wi 1 its perfection be. MILI.IIEIM. PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 6, JSBI. Fred hastily looked again into the little pigeon-hole, ami drew forth another roae colored envelope®, another and another. I smiled, So did he. What a vile, narrow prejudice it is," said Fred. "What?" "The man who can love only once. I have loved twenty, fllty, nay, a hundred times. 1 always fr>vo some one. Some times two at a time, sometimes twenty." "Heartless!" exclaimed I. "This is not love! Love is sole, absorbing, pure, con stant, immutable." "Hark, ye, - ' said Fred, "I seldom cease to love. Adding another angel to the list does not infer the striking out of any of the others. There is no limit. A man of soul loves just as he happeus to be placet! iu relation to women. I am warmed by them as 1 am when 1 stand in the sunshine. Because 1 have a garden here, when the beams of the god of day fall on my shoul ders with a pleasing ardor, must 1 not feel the warmth when I stand in your garden yonder! It is the great principle—should the object of my early love die, must I be ever thereafter dead to the most exquisite of human passions? DeaMi is only absence. I know twelve pretty women. They are better than men. Nature made them so. They are all different, all excellent, all di vine. Cau 1 be blind? Can I be deaf? Shall 1 deny that their voices are sweet, their hearts tender, theii minds clear, and intelligent? No, 1 love them all —Julia, Mary, Fanny, Helen, llenriette, Eliza. I never think of them without, sensations of delight." Frederick felt a hand upou his shoulder, He looked up. It was Mrs. 8., his wife. "The deuce!" said he. 1 had withdrawn, of course. lam a bachelor myself—cur tain lectures are not iu my way. I have troubles enough of my own. Mrs. B. did not come down to dinner. Mr. B. did not come home to tea. I did not get up uext morning to breakfast, bo 1 could not kuow what was the result. Mrs. B. is one of the loveliest women 1 ever met. i be lieve 1 have two or three models myself. It is pleasant euougli, but then —every rose lias its thorns. "Only think," said she to me, her eyes moistened with tears, hei cheek crimsoned with shame, her heart palpitating with dis tress, "twelve! He loves twelve, he says." "A whole jury!"said I. "It is monstrous!" said she. "Monstrous indeed!" echoed I. "What if I sliould love twelve officers?" said she. "Tit for tat," said I. "Or six," said she. "Too good for him," said I taking her hand. "Or three," said she. "Or one," said I, drawing her towards me and kissing her soft lips, bin; was my only sister and I always loved her. The plot was arranged. Frederick had medi tated a journey of two uays, but was call ed back, by an anonymous note, at nine the same evening. * Tail women are so scarce. \Ye hired tlie uniforms at the tailor's. "1 am thunder struck!" exclaimed Henry tY> me. "The world i 9 at an end. The sun is out. What! Kate —my dear Kate!" lears gushing from bis eyes. "I saw it myself," said the servant. "Kissed her!" "Six times," said John. Frederick caught the pistol, an.l pointed it at his head. 1 wrenched it from his grasp. "Come with me," I said. "Perhaps it may be a mistake." We opened the door softly. In the room Bat Mrs. B—at her feet a richly-dressed young soldier who kissed her hand, re ceived from her a lock of hair, swore he loved her—and left htr with an ardent embrace. "1 am suffocating." said Fred. "Hush!" 1 exclaimed, "bee, there is another. How familiarly he seats himself by her side—takes her hand—" "1 shall strangle to death!" "Patience!" "Dearest colonel!" exclaimed Julia. "The other was only the lieutenant," whispered John. "1 am blessed with too few such faithful friends as you." I held Fred still with the grasp of a giant. "That 1 love you I can not den}-. A woman of soul loves just us she happens to be placed in relation to men. bhe is warmed by their noble characters as she is wheu she stands in the sunshine, it-ia the great prin ciple." "Loveliest of thy sex," said her com panion. Fred burst forth levelling both pistols at the colonel. He pulled the triggers, hut they did not go off. Pistols loaded with sawdust seldom do. The colonel uttered a scream and fled. "Madam!" said Fred, swelling with in dignation, "have you anymore of these af fectionate friends?" "Only eight, my dear husband. Why, what puts you in such a rage?" "Perfidious wretch!" "Hear me," said Mrs. 8., solemnly. "When we married, I intended to devote my life, my actions, my heart to you. From you I expected the same. 1 can see no dis tinction in our relative duties toward each otiier. Love must exist on both sides, or on neither. Whatever may be the opinions of a heartless world, a mar of true genius and of true virtue makes his wife—" "I am not to be pr ached to, traitress," said Fred. "1 leave you now forever; but not till I take vengenance on my new mili tary acquaintances. Where are they?" "They are here," she answered. The door was thrown open, and the two officers, with their chapeaux off, were heard giggling and laughing in a most unmilitary manner. Fred soon discovered the truth and I read him his moral. Husbands all. remember that wives have equal anguish and 9hame with yourselves in receiving a share of affection, though they do not possess your despoii® power in extorting it. The slightest dereliction, even though ouly the carelessness of a mo ment on the part of a wife, stamps her for ever with ignominy and pain; while the ab surd customs of society allow to a man a greater latitude, in slighting, neglecting and deceiving her whose happiness is in his keeping. Of these customs, "the man of true genius" will never take advantage. —Three Petiluma men were re eently hunting on Piute Creek, Lake county, Cal., and killed thirty-two deer. They took 100 pounds of honey from a orcYice in a eUtl. The Two Deaeou*. Between eighty and ninety years ago there lived in Connecticut river valley two farmers, one of whom was named Hunt and the other C'lark. The former, in early life, had been a man ,f strong will and somewhat hasty and violent temper. Some times he had beeu seen beating his oxen over their heads with the handle of his whip in a manner to excite the pity of the bystanders, and wheu expostulated with he excused himself by saying that he had the most fractious team in town. By aud by au alteration took place in the temper of Farmer Hunt. He became mild, forbear ing, and, what was most remarkable, his oxen seemed to improve in disposition at an equal pace with himself. Farmer Hunt joined the church and was an exemplary man. llis neighbors saw the change both iu himself and his team. It was a marvel to the whole town. One of his townsmen asked for tin explanation. Farmer Hunt said: "1 have found out a secret alx>ut my cattle. Formerly they were unmanage able. The more I whipped and clubbed them, the worse they acted. But now when they are unmanageable I go behind my load aud ting 'Old Hundred,' and, strange as it may appear, no sooner have 1 ended than the oxen go along as quietly as I could wish. 1 dou't kiow how it is, but they realty seem to like singing." In the course of a few yea's the two far mers were chosen deac >ns of the church, aud they both adorned their profession. About the time of then election a grievous famine prevailed in the valley, and the farmers generally wt re laying up their coru to plant the eusuing season. A poor man living in the town went to Deacon Hunt and said: "I've come to buy a bushel of corn. Ilea* is the money, it's aliout all 1 can gather." The Deacon told him he could not spare a bushel for love or money. He was keep ing double his usual quantity for seed-corn the next year, and he had to stint his own family. The man urged his suit in vain. At last he,said: "Deucon, if you don't let me have the corn, 1 shall curse you.?* "Curse me!" replied the deacon, "how dare you do so?" "Because," says thy man, "the Bible says so." "Nonsense!" exclaimed Deacon Hunt, "there iu no such thing in the Bible." "Yes, there is ! replied the poor man. "Well," said the dpacorr, "if you can fliid any such text I'll g.ve you a bushel of corn." They went into the house, when the poor man went to the old family Bible; turning to Proverbs xi. 26, be read: "He that wilbholdeth corn, the people shall curse him ; but blessings shall be upon the head of him that uclletii it. , The deacon was faifly caught. "Come along," said he, "and 1 will be as good as uiy ward." He took btm to the *COTti-house, meas -—■ ■—** ot *ft< <-r man to put it into his bag, assisted him to pat it on his shoulders, and, just before his departure, being somewhat of a wag, he said, with a twinkle in his eye: "i say, neighbor, after you have carried this corn huie, go to Deacon C'lark and curse him out of auother bushel." Altiiouclri iu California. Almonds have been raised for years in California, and could, doubtless, be raised in other States with a mild climate if the attempt should be nude with intelligence aud persistency. It is strange that the al mond is not more widely cultivated in this country, lor it is a jrofiiable crop, and we annually import large quantities from the Southern States of Europe. A native of the East aud Africa, especially of Barbary, the tree from twenty to thirty feet high, now grows comphtely wild throughout Southern Europe. In Northern Germany aud Biilain, it is panted for its beautiful flowers, produced k.ost pluntifully, and re sembling those of the peach in form aad color, but generally pder, sometimes even white. The flowers precede the leaves, and add much to shrubberies in March' and April. Even when froas kill the germ of the fruit the flower is tot affected. The almond has numerous vareties, but the prin cipal kinds known to ommerce are bitter and the sweet. Mich as the latter is used for dessert, it coitains very little nourishment, aud of all nits is one of the most difficult of digestion. The almond is pressed for oil, and employed variously in the household, the bitter containing less fixed oil than the sweet aluoud. The bit ter almond is strongly nircotic, derived from the presence of hydrocyanic acid, and saul to act as poison on dogs and some of the smaller animals. Its distilled water is very deleterious to man, and taken in a large dose, will cause almost instantaneous death. Intelligence In Bird*. The Central Prison at Agra is the roostr ing-place of great numbers of the common blue pigeon; they fly ut to the neighboring country for food every morning, aud re turn in the evening; when they drink at a tank just outside the priwrn walls. In this tank are a large number of fresh-water tur tles, which lie in wait fot the pigeons, just under the surface of the vater aud at the •edge of it. Any bird alghting to drink near one of these turtles, Ins a good chance of having its head bitten off and eaten; und the headless bodies of pigeons have been picked up near the water, showing the fate which has sometimes befallen the bird*. The pigeons, however, are aware of tie dangir, and have hit on the follow ing plan to escape it: A pigeon comes in froia its long flight, and as it nears the tant, instead of dying tiown at once to the water's-edge, will cross the tank at about twenty feet above its surface, and then fly hade to the side from which it came, ap parency selecting for alighting a soft spot which it had remarked as it flew over the bank; but eveu when such a spot has been selected the bird will alight at the edge of the water, but >n the bank about a yard from the water, and will then run down quickly to the water, take two or three hurried gilps of it, and then fly off to re- j peat the same process at another part of' the tank .ill its thirst is satisfied. I had often witched the birds doing this, and j could not account for their strange mode of drinking, till told by my friend, the super intendent of the prison, of the turtles which lay in ambush for the pigeons. IT'S eader to tie a knot in a bull's horn than to uiak your wife believe that every other light is a lodge night. The Boatman** Daughter. lii the memorable year of 1814, when the allied armies were concentrated about Paris, a young Lieutenant of Dragoons was engaged with three or four Hungarians, who, after having received several smart strokes from his sabre, managed to send a ball into his shoulder, to pierce his chest with a thrust from a lauce, and to leave him for dead on the bank ofthe river. On the opposite side of the stream, a boatman and lus daughter had been watch ing this unequal fight with tears of deape ratijn. But what could an old unarmed man do, or a pretty girl of 16? However, the old soldier—for such the boatman was —had no soonerscentheofflcerfall from his horse than he and his daughter rowed vig orously for the opposite side. Then, when they had deposited the wounded man in the boat these worthy jieople crossed the river again, but with faint hopes of reach ing the military hospital iu time. "You ifive been hardly treated my boy," said the old gentleman to him "but here am 1, who have gone farther still, and come home." The silent and fixed attitude of Lieuten ant 8. showed the extreme agony of his pains ; anl theherdy boatniau soon dis covered that the bhxxl which was flowing iutcrnally from the wound on his left side would soon terminate his existence. He turned to his youthful daughter. "Mary," he suid, "you have heard me tell of my brother ; he died of just such another wound as this here. Well, now, had there only beeu someliody by to suck the wound, bis life would have beeu saved." The boatm&u then landed, and went to look for two or three soldiers to help him carry the officer, leaving his daughter in charge of him. The girl looked at the sufferer for a second or two. What was her emotion when she heard him sigh so deeply, not that he was resigning lus life in the first flower of his age, but that he should die wi'hout a mother's kiss. "My mother 1 my dear, dear mother!" said he, "I die without —" Her woman's heart told her what he would have saiii. Her bosom heaved with sympathy, and her eyes ran over. Theu she remembered what her father had said; she thought how her uncle's life might have been saved, in an instant quicker than thought, she tore open the officer's coat, and the generous girl recal led him to life with her lips. Amid tnis boiy occupation the sound of footsteps was hard, and the blushing he roine fled to the other end of the boat. Judge of hiT father's surprise, as be came up with the two soldiers, when he saw Lieut, b., whom he expected to tiud dead, open his eyes and ask for his deliverer. The boatman looked at bis child and saw it all. The poor girl came to him with her head bent down. 8h was aliout to excuse herself, v. hen the father, embracing her with cuihusiasm, raised her spirits, and the officer thanked her in these prophetic words: ■"YoQ XUiVc a<iveO uiy life ; ti belongs to you*" After this she tended him and became his nurse; nothing would he take but from her hand. No wonder that with such a nurse he at lenght recovered. Mary was as pretty as she was good. Meantime Masier Cupid who is very busy iu such cases, gave him another wound, and there was only one way to cure it —so very deep it was. The boatman's daughter became Mad ame 8. Her husband rose to be a Lieutenant General, aud jhe boatmau's daughter be came as elegant and graceful as any lady of the couitol Louis Philippe. A Wife'* Devotion. A rare example of constancy, courage and devotion combined has just been furn ished by a brave young peasant woman, born and bred in a remote hamlet of the Yosges France. Marie Hagart, this heroine in humble life, baae adieu to her husband some months since, and saw him start for the great city of Paris in the hope of ob taining employment there. But almost upon his arrival in the capital he fell ill, and being without either funds or friends, was taken to the Hospital de la Pitie. The news of his illness reached the hamlet where his wife lived in course of time, and the latter, listening only to the promptings of her heart, determined to join her sick husband at once. She was utterly desti tute. To travel by rail was therefore out of the question, so she started on foot with a baby in her arms, just two francs in her pocket, and a journey of one hundred and three leagues before her. Braving iiardshij s of every description, sleeping by the road side or in the fields, and living on what scraps of food she could obtain on the wav, she passed onward, pothing daunted, for the city where her husband lay sick. She had lost her way several times, her clothing was in rags, her shoes were gone, but her courage remaiued undiminished, until re cently, when, footsore and weary, she found herself at Chaerl in, when she sank down in the streets overcome by her suffer ings, exhausted fiom want of food,exclaim ing faintly, "Mon Dieul 1 can go no further. Mother and child were conveyed to the police station, revived, warmed and tended, after which the poor woman related, in a few simple words, her touchiug story, seemingly astonished that those who listen ed to her should have be n moved to express admiration for her conduct. rsons offered the young woman the assistance and shelter her forlorn position required, but her absorbing thought was to obtain news of the man for whom she had traveled so far. The police Commissary undertook to satis fy her on this point, and a few hours later she learned that he whom she had walked so many leagues to see had expired in the hospital ward twenty-four hours before her arrival. Clirume Tanned Centner. There are, or have lately been, on exhibi tion in Glasgow, Scotland, samples of leather prepared with chrome, and without the use of auy tannin whatever. It is claimed that the chrome process, invented and patented by a Dr. Heinzerling, is not only cheaper and more expeditious than the usual methods of tanning, but that it pro duces a leather "stronger, more durable, more pliant, and less pervious to moisture." The chrome-tanned leather exhibited was made into belting, harness, boots, and other articles; and it may be well to suggest that our leather manufacturers should scrutinize what may be learned regarding the result, and if the report is favorable it will go hard with our inventors but they will better the improvement. Where It Was Hot. Speaking of hot weather," said the old est inhabitant, as he unbuttoned bis ulster and laid his plush cap on the table, "1 don't regard it as even pleasantly warm; I've beeu out iu the sun ell day trying to get some heat into my system, and I tell you gentlemen, in confidence, I'm a bit chilly yet." "Ever seen it any warmer at this season of the year ?" asked the reporter. Wunst. I seen it in the spring of 1814 so hot that you'd think this weather was an ice box." I was building a telegraph line in South America, and what do you think we used for poles ?" "Iron perhaps." "Iron? Iron wouldn't stand a minute. Why, the works in my watch melted and ran down my leg, aud it felt cool, too, 'cause it was liquid. No, sir, iron wasn't no more use tuan ice. We couldn't use wood 'cause it caught fire as soon as ex posed. so we used salt. We just squirted a stream of salt water straight up through a six inch nozzle. The heat evaporated the salt water and left a tust class column of salt Theu we made it the right length by cutting it off sufficiently at the bot torn." "But how would you run the wire ? "Didn't; we jist pinfed it the way we wanted it to go from the top of a hill, and thecxpasnion run it right along from column to coluurn. That's what 1 call warm weather, that is." "How fast did the wire seem to go ?" "About eighty null an hour. We budi seven hundred miles of teiegraph in one afternoon." i "llow did you keep up with t? llow could you keep a head aud get your salt columns up fast enough ?" "Well, sir that was the simplest contn vance ever was. We had two parallel bare of railroad iron and a wagon that just fit the bare. We'rivetid a cross-piece to the fur'aid ones, aud fastened the wagon to it. Them bauds expanded lengthways at the rate of a hundred and fifty miles an hour, aud carried the wagon right along in its own tracks. We could head off the w:ire, get up a pole, hitch on a wire and ketch up with the end iu no time. I'm sayin', gentlemen, it was hot in that vicinity," But the men couldn't climb one of these columns ? "Of ouree they couldu't—wouldn't ho d 'em." "How did they take the half hitch around the insulator ? Did you squirt theui with the stem ?" "Not we. You cau't squirt a man up that way; besides the wkter was bilin' hot. We had lour thousand tons of quicksilver, and we put a little on t*Ue ground under a ni&u, and it'd raise a uian to the top of one of them poles at the rate of a thousand miles a second That's what 1 call hot. Now, I'm just shriverio." "You must have gauged the quautity of mercury pretty close to stop in the right place ?" "Ob! we got H after a white. The firat five mt w.ui up five or six hundred mile®, and one of them had to wait until the fol lowing winter to get back. We sent him grub aud things by the quicksilver com munication until he was froze down, and we paid him double wages while he wai gone." 4 Didn't the wire melt?" "Melt, of course it did." "Then the. liue didn't stay up. Deed it did, and that's just what made it stay up. You kuow heat rises. Now when wu took latches around the insula tors, we left the wiies slack so when it melted it arched up instead of bellyin' down, and it to ildn\ fall any mor'n a bridge. The f mniest thing in the whole busiuess was that when we got through we had a railroad, them bars of iron made a smashiu' gxxi road—for summer tra vel." "Not for winter, too?" "Wasn't worth a nickel for winter. Wheu cool weather came on they contract ed so there wasn't mor'n a yard and a half ol the road left." "Didn't the telegraph wire contract too?" 4 'Some but not much. It tightened a good deal, but stayed where it was."' "Didn't it break ?" "Couldn't. That wire was melted. You can't break a stream of water, and that wire was liquid." "Look here old man," objected the re porter, if the winter was oold enough to coutract the railroad it was cold enough to freeze tne wire solid." "Why didn't it do it then ? Look here, young man, you want to speculate. Now I got uothin' to do with speculations, I deal in facts," and the oldest inhabitant buttoned up his ulster, adjusted his plush cafl and walked off in disgust. Central Asia. Central Asia, properly so calletl, owns a much larger territory than that to which the words usually apply. In the larger sense, it would include the whole of Tur kestan, Eastern as well as Western, and some portions of the surrouuding country. Usually, however, it is now applied only to Western Turkestan, or as it is sometimes called, Great Bucliaria. This territory is bounded on the west by the shores of the Caspian, and on the ea9t .by the Chinese frontier, on the north by the widespread limit of the Russian empire, and on the south by Afghauistan and Persia. The area thes covered is probably not much short of a million of square miies. It is a vast expanse of deserts, interspersed with oasis, and with two great rivers flowing in nearly paraded northwesterly courses until they fall into the Sea of Aral, which is a conspicuous feature of the region. These two rivers, the Amoo Darya and the Sir Darya—the Oxus and Jaxartes of the an cients —have their sources in the high table land which separates Eastern and Western Turkestan. In the first part of their course, aud as they leave the highlands in their rear, the adjoining country is well watered, and on the fertile plains have grown up some prosperous cities. On the Jaxartes stand Chimkent, Tashken, and Khojend; wh le along the line of the Oxus, but mostly to the south, and be tween the river and the Hindoo Koosb, are Kunduz, Balkh, and other towns, once the seats of wealth aud civilization. In the lower part of their course these rivers run in nearly parallel courses through arid deserts. The great Kizzil Kum desert about 250 miles broad, lies between them; the Kura Kum, another vast desert, ex tends soutnward from the Oxus, while the whole region west of the delta of the Oxus and between the Aral and the Cas pian is also a waste wilderness. There is another river, the Zerafshan, which de scends from a glacier in the mountains a little to the south of the point at which the Jaxartes enters the plains. This central river flows due westward for some two hundred miles, meandering, in many branches, forming the oasis of Bokhara and scattering fertility all around, until finally its waters are swallowed up by the sand. Originally the whole of this territory must nave been covered by vast inland seas, of which the Aral and the Caspian are the I relics. In those early days the Ox us, the | Jaxartes, the Zerafshan would fall into the sea as soon as they left the mountain region. Now that the sea has dried up, the courses of the rivers have been prolonged, the Jax aites running solid into the sea of Aral, the Ox us breaking and spreading into numer ous streams some two hundred miles before its waters reach the sea, thus making the oasis of Khiva; and the Zerafshan watering and rendering fertile the greater portion of the state of Bokhara, in the upper or east ern portion of which stauds the grand old city of Samarcand, the capital of the fa mous Tiinour. It deserves to be mentioned bere that in ancient times the Oxus carried its waters into the Caspian sea. and not as now into the Aral. Iu those days a narrow zone of fertility, following its course, ex tended from Khiza to the Caspian. Home hundreds of years ago, however, the Kivans intercepted the current of the river and turned it southward to the Aral. Its old bed can still be traced, and the immedia tely adjoining country, marked by ruins of ancient settlements, is a perfect desert. The Aral lies parallel with the northern part of the Caspian, and to the south of the Aral lies the oasis of Khiva. West of the lake and of the oasis and on the Caspian the country is desert. The whole country to the south of the Caspian, round by the south of Khiva, and up the southern bank of the Oxus as far as Balkh, is also desert. In the eastern open of this desert there is a small oa e is on which stands the city of Merv—a place which, for some tune past, has been eounnandidg some attention, bucli is the external aspect presented by this region. The whole territory was divided into khanates,of which those of Bokhara, Khiva and KUokand were the most important. Hook* Bound In Metal. Among the handicrafts which iliustrate the conditions of the arts at various periods few are more important than boox-bind ing. A collection of typical specimens of French binding, from the time of Eve through that of Le Gascan, Derouie and Bozerian, to the day of Trautz-Bauzonuet, would offer & short history of French de corative taste. A less systematic and al ready partly scattered, but still interesting collections of bindings in silver and other metals is exhibited. The remnants of the collection includes many quaint European examples. No. 19 in the catalogue is a mod ern Russian service hook cover in silver and enauiel, exceedingly modern and ex cessively debased. Contrast ninety-four, a binding in solid silver repousse, with fig ures of wooien and children, the style wonderfully free and large. This is an admirable German work of the seventeenth century. A strange piece of old Russian etnbioidery, set with pearls, is 129—the fig ures of the dead Christ and the women are not unlike the manner of Margheritene d'Arczzo. The piece is of the iiifteentii century, at which dale Russia was enter taining several Italian artists. A Koran case of enameled silver (sixty-four) is stud ded with reds ana greens of a plms&ut Oriental tone. A truly French piece is the binding of a book of "exercice tpiriiue embroidered and painted on silk, with tne effigy of a pretty girl's face. There are also some odd old 4 Uuild-books, ' and bits of Dutch and French enamel, specimens of a style of binding which has become as ex tinct as the dodo. Fight Between a D< g and Douker. A singular encounter between a dog and a donkey was that which occurred in JBlack pxl, England. A retired gentleman, named Weddington, owned a line young donkey and a splendid mastiff. One sonny vay the donkey was grazing in a field, when the dog rushed at it in a ferocious manner and fastened on to its nose. The donkey did not decline the challenge, for it at once shook the dog off, bit it about the head and shoulders, trampled on it, and tossed it about. The dog again seised the donkey, and a crowd soon gathered, but all efforts to separate the combatants were of no avail. The dog repeatedly fas tened on the donkey's nose. Blood flowed profusely from both animals, and at the end of half an hour the owner appeared up n tlie scene ant fresh attempts were made to part them, but without s jccesa- After the fight had lasted half an hour, the the owner decided to have the dog shot, as it had by that time fastened with a firm hold on the donkey's nose. A gun was procured and the services of a good shot obtained. But so savage was the fight that it was difficult to shoot one ani mal without killing the other also. At last aim was taken, and a bullet put into the dog's head, and it dropped to the ground. When the smoke cleared away the < og was dead, but the infuriateJ donkey had returned to the charge kicking, biting and tramping on the dog. It was with great difficulty the donkey was at last driven off. A Sea of Fire. Among the petroleum springs of Baku, ou the western shore of the Caspian, now beginning to be known as they deserve, is one communicating with the sea which produces at times a \ery striking pheno menon. The floating oil that covers the surface for many acres round is frequently ignited by accident, turning the smooth water into a veritable lake of fire. The most famous of these conflagrations, to which the superstition of the natives gives the name of "Shaitann Noor," (Devil's Light) occurred in the autumn of 1872. it broke out in the middle of the night, and was declared by a Russian naval officer, who witnessed it from the deck of a gun boat, to be the most striking spectacle he had ever seen. The sheet of flame waved to and fro in the wind like a flag, lighting up the shore for miles, and making every point and rock clear as midday. Far as the eye could reach the smooth water waa all one red blaze, and the deep crimson glow which it threw into the sky was visi ble to the inhabitants of several island dis tricts far out of sight of the sea itself. LITTLE Johnny— ''MAMMA, em IF give. Carlo this lump of sugar?" * 4 N. % myctulci.it pdojU the teeth; en i{ yourself," NO. 1.