AGRICULTURE.
ITow Sri.i.ixo MILK IMTOVKRISHES
THK >OU.. —From what has been said
about tne soil occasioned by tlie mak
ing and selling of butter and cheese, it
will be readily understood that where
milk is sold, all the mineral and nitro
genous constituent.* which it contains
are lost to the soil. These elements
have been estimated at fully two-thirds
ol all the cow consumes; and although
this looks to he a large loss, it is with
out -doubt correct. Prof. .1. P. YV.
Johnston >ays: "Every torty gallons
of milk contains one pound of bone
earth, besides other phosphates. Esti
mating a cow to yield 750 gallons of,
uiilk per jear, it will require lb pounds
of pho-phale, equi\uknL to 50 pounds
of bone uu.-r. It the call is sold off.
we may assume theie is a loss ol twen
ty pounds of bone, and the waste ot
phofphate in the urine equals tour
pounds. Aud thus, lor every cow a
dairy larm maintains it will loss of
taiiby i hospliates as much as is con
tained in titty-six pounds ot bonedusr.
'lbis shows what must be returned to
the soil, where milk Is sold,if complete
impoverishment ol the land would be
guarded against. YY e arc well aware
this presentation of the subject is not
a new one, but we have deemed a re
capitulation of these tacts desirable on
account of many recent statements to
the efleet that "the selling if milk is
the most profitable branch of farming,
where cows arc kept." It does call
fe>r a less outlay of care, work and
money, without doubt, but unless pur
chased manures are largely made use
of there will be a constant drain upon
the reset ved fertility of the lariu.
'litis provided l'oi dairying is profit
able in litis order; first, butter making ;
second, cheese manuiacturc; third,
selling of milk.
DIARRBGEA ixF OWLS.— lit centacieutl
do re*eaiches have proved that this di
sease is caused by a miscroscoplc or
ganism which is developed in the in
testines, passes into the blood,and mul
tiplies itself there with extraordinary
rapidity. The parasite is ejected from
the bowels, and may be taken by birds
who pick about among the dung-heap,
or eat the grains that have been soiled
by contact with it. If a fowl dies, and
there is any cause to fear that diarrhoea
lias caused its death, the birds should
be immediately taken our of the poul
try yard and isolated. The poultry
yard and poultry-house should be well
c/esnsed, tbe dung removed, and the
walls, perches, and soil washed with
plemy of water. The water used
should contain live gr: mines \ er litre
of sulphuric acid, and a still' broom or
biusb should be employed. When fen
days have passed without a death oe
curlng. the birds need remain no long
er isolated,excepting those which shows
signs el piostrat.on, depre?sion, or
sleepiness. These simple means will
be found sufficient to stop the progress
of tbe contagion, and to prevent lis re
turn. if they are employed as soon as
the dhcftse makes its appearance, they
will reduce the losses to au Insignifi
cant figure.
SWARMIXG EXTRAORDINARY.—D. X.
Kern relates in the Ohio Fanner the fol
lowing experience with a swarm of
Dalian bees: The first swarm came
out May 5, and was put in a hive filled
w Ith comb. Oil the 19th of May the
second swarm came out,and was hived
with a weak swarm. Un the 20th
the third came out,and was hived with
the second and the weak swarm. On
tbe 21st the fourth swarm came out.
Mr. Kern caught the queen and killed
it, and put the swarm back to the old
colony. On the 23d the fifth swarm
came our. lie caught two queens and
killed them, and put the swarm back
again. On the 24t'n, at nine o'clock A.
M., the sixth sw arm eame out. lie
caught two queens again and killed
them, and put the swarm back again.
The same day, at three o'clock P. M.,
the seventh swarm came out again*
This time he hived them in an old straw
hive, and set them 011 top of Ihe old
hive. In the evening of the 23th he
shook them down in front of the old
hive agiin, and thai settled for the
time tbe swarming fever of the old
hive. But 011 ike 26th of June, the first
young swarm threw out a very large
swarm, auu on July 3i threw outa sec
ond swarm, and about five mluutes
later a swarm came out of the old hive
again. He hived both sw arms together
and tela them for S2OO cash. All
these sw arms made 235 pounds otcomb
honey.
SMALL COMPOST HEAPS. —AII farmers
know the value of "compost" and how
to prepare it. Many farmers manufac
ture hundreds ot loads ot the best man
ure in this way. 4 hey gather together
on the premiets forest leaves, £Ol n
ofl'al lronr lencc-corners, muck lrom
stalks,including the roots,weeds,vinrs,
poLds and duches, occasional sprink
lings of iitne through the mass, layers
ot barnyard manure, ami thus builu up
oblong squares aud let it remain over
winter. When April arrives the mass
has gore through fermentation and
comminution, and presents a mound of
fertilizing matter beitsr than a small
gold mine would be to the proprietor
of the larm. But we want to see these
compost heaps in the garden,and there
is no reason why they should not be
there as well as upon the larm. There
is rubbish enough in the garden, with
the assistance of ieaves, some mold
from the woods, if attainable; if not,
from portions of the premises it can be
spaied; eciapings from the turnpike;
muuuie from the stauie, and every at
tainable substance that will decay
thruugii the winter. A little slacked
lime w ill be a good assistance. A hall
dozen 10 a d."zen loads ot excellent
manure wiil be manulactured by the
lime it is v. autod in the spring, without
incurring scarcely any expense.
THE VALUE OF STRAW.— Three hun
dred and eight}-three pounds of oat
straw is equivalent to JOO pounds of
lirst-class timothy liay lor food for
meat stock or horses. Wheat straw is
about the same in this particular, while
it takes 479 pounds oi rye straw to
make as much nutriment as there is in
a hundred pounds ol hay. Now U these
figures are oorrect, and from the ana
lysis made by competent chemiets,
tuere is no room lor doubt on thaiscore,
it will be seen that such ol the larmers
the state who annualiy burn their
straw are inflicting on themselves a
loss that in tne aggregate amounts to a
gcod deal of money, while feeding
straw exclusively to stock cannot be
recommended. Its use once or twice a
uay on the farm is valuable and in
many instance young stock will thrive
on it ail winter, even when they have
no other food. Asa inattjr of course
the stock is all the better lor a daily
allowance ol hay, but lu no event
should the straw on the farm be de
stroyed by burning it.
IN Saxony dairies, milk is kept from
souring by passing a thin iron chain
througn the milk pans, the ends oi
which chain are kept constantly in cold
water.
DOMESTIC.
RAO C'ARMCTS.—A lady of large ex
perience, in making these carpets, says
that tier way of collecting materials
for them Is as follows: YY'hen a gar
ment is laid aside for good, my prac
tice Is to rip it to pieces, wash tho
roughly, and cut, sew, and wind It
into balls. I have a tight barrel,
with a paper spread over the bottom,
and a sprinkling of fine tobacco scat
tered over it. I put my balls In the
barrel, and every spring cut the rags
at my leisure. The children can sew
and wind them just as well as anyone,
i sprinkle fine tobacco over the balls,
and tuck an old sheet over them, cover
the barrel up tight, and it is all ri ,T lit
till 1 get ready to add another contrib
ution. In this way I get my rags
ready and keep the bouse clear trom an
accumulation of old. dirty garments,
that are a nuisance any way. In mak
ing a carpel I allow a pound and a
quarter of rags to fill a yard of cloth ;
tor a room twenty-five feet square 1
calculate to have about thirty-live or
thirty-six pounds of rags. If there are
any odds or ends left over, they are
woven into a rug, that can be spread
before stoves or doo r *. I never expend
time or labor coloring rags. The last
carpet 1 made had rags enough tor
seventy-eight yards, and I never felt
the labor at all; it was done at odd
jobs, and I wa- astonished to find I had
such a quantity finished. Allow three
knots and a half of wa-p to the yard.
The labor ut' reeling aud coloring the
warp is tlie hardest part of the
work for me. 1 know ever so
many people who color and
pass a whole season over a carpet; but
when it Is done, it Is only a rag-carpet.
The prettiest one I ever saw was just
browu and blue, narrow stri| es of each
and shaded trom dark to light; a little
black was woven In to give the dark
contrast. One reason why we enjoy
1 rag carpets is this : We are not afraid
to u.-e them, and when one is worn out
we can make another just as good.
Sweeping carpets wears them out taster
than using them, by half. Astifl'broom
should never be used on carpets; pick
ing up shreds aud bits is the best way,
aud brush the dust ofl' with a soft brush.
FISH FOOD.— Mackerel must be per
fectly tresh, or it is a very indifferent
fish; it will neither bear carriage nor
being kept out of the water. The
firmness of the fish, and the clearness
of eyes, must be the criterion of
iresh mackerel, as they are of all other
fish. Cod is known to be fresh by
rigidity of the muscles (or flesh , the
redness of the gills, and clearness of
the eyes. Crimping much improves
this.
iS'u/mon—The flavor and excellence of
this tish depends upon its freshness,
and the shortness of time since it was
caught, for no method cau completely
preserve the delicate flavor it has when
just taken out of the water.
Fresh lVutcr Fish. —The remarks as
to firmness and clear fresh eyes ap
ply to this variety of fish, of which
there are carp, tench, pike, perch, etc.
Lobsters, recently caught, have always
some remains of musclar action in the
claw s, which may be excited by press
ing the eyes with tiie linger; when
ibis cannot be produced the lobster
must have been too long kept. When
boiled, the tail preserves its elasticity
if fresh, but loses it as soon as it be
comes stale. The heviest lobsters are
the best; when light they are watery
and poor. Hen lobsters may generally
be known by the spawn or by the
breadth of flap. Crabs Inust be chosen
by observations similar to those given
above in the choice of lobsters. Crabs
have an agreeable smell when fresh.
Shrimps, when fresh, are firm and
crisp. Oysters.—lf fresh, the shell Is
firmly closed; when the shells of oys
ters are open they are dead and unfit
for food. The small-shelled oysters
are the finest in flavor. Larger kinds,
called rock oysters, are generally con
sidered only lit for stewing and sauces,
though some persons prefer them.
FOOD FOR FAT PEOPLE. —There are
three classes of food, the oils, sweets
and stareheß,the special otlice of which
is to support the animal heat and pro
duce fat, haying little or no influence
in promoting strength of muscle or en
durance. It the lat, therefore, would
use less fat and more lean meats, flsh
and fowl, less of tine flour and more of
the whole product of the grain—ex-
cept the hulls—less of the sweets, par
ticularly in warm weather, and more
of the fruit acids in a mild form, as in
apples, sleep less, be less indolent and
labor more in the open air, the tat
would disappear, to a certain extent,
at least, with no less of real health. In
food we have almost a perfect control
in this matter, far better th in we have
in the use of drugs. If we have too
uiuch fatand too little muscle, we have
simply to use less of the fat-forming
•dements, and more of the muscle food,
such as lean meats, fish and fowl, and
the darker portions of gra us.
ANGEL CAKE.— One and one-half cups
of granulated white sugar, one cup of
flour, one teaspoonful of cream of tar
tar, the whites of eleven eggs, one halt
teaspoonful of salt,mix llour and cream
of tartar thoroughly together and sift,
beat the eggs to a stiff troth, beat In
the eggs aud teaspoonful of vanilla,add
the flour,which should be heat in light
ly but thoroughly, and bake slowly
for forty minutes.
HAY QUILTS. —Experience on cold
nights among the Swiss mountains has
proved that for winter warmth there
is nothing equal to a hay quilt. Tins
is nothing but a large square cotton
bag,with a few handfuls of hay shaken
into it; but is as warm as two or three
blankets. It need cost almostnothing.
The breadth? of a very old cotton dress
run together, or old curtains, or any
other washed out material, will do for
the large double squares, which should
be as wide as the bed they are intended
to cover.
TREATMENT or BOILS. —Boils should
be brought to a head by warm poul
tices of camomile flowers or broiled
white lily root, or onion root by fer
mentation with hot water,or by stimu
lating plasters. When ripe they should
be destroyed by a needle or a lancer,
but this should not be attempted until
they are fully proved.
To PREVENT MILK SOURING. —An
effectual remedy for milk turning in
summer time consists in adding to
each quart fifteen grains of bi-carbon
ate ot soda. This does net affect the
ra-teofthe milk, while it facilitates
the digestion.
To REMOVE GREASE, ETC. —An excel
lent recipe for removing paint or grease
spots from garments may be had by
mixing 4 tablespoonfuls of alcohol
with a tablespoonful of salt. Shake the
whole well together and apply with a
6ponge or brush.
GLYCERINE SOAP. —Take toilet soap,
slice and melt with gentle heat, and
add to one pound of soap one ounce of
pure glycerine; when sufficiently cool
make into balls,
HUMOROITJ*.
IN a murder tiial In the I'nited
State-a witness is giving histestiiiiony
as to the hour of arrival and departure
of the steamers on which the criminal
is believed to have travelled.
"Your Honor," asks one of the ju
rors, "1 desire to ask the witness some
questions.*'
"Very well," says the Judge, "pro
ceed, sir."
"At, what time dhl you say the boat
left Chicago for Milwaukee?"
"At 7 o'clock in the evening."
"Sharp? Remember you are upon
your oath now."
"Sharp."
"And you have supper on board?"
"Yes, sir."
"la It—by virtue of the oath you
have Just taken— a good square meal ?"
"Well, it Is pretty fair, as meals go."
"No evasive answer, sir. Your
honor, I desire that the witness be in
structed to reply to my questions in a
posiive and straight forward manner."
"But," says the Court, "while 1 have
every desire to aid in eliciting the
truth, I do not precisely see what hear
ing the questions you have asked has —"
"It is very important that I should
ascertain the truth on this subject,
Your Honor," says the Juror.
"Why?"
"Because I'm going to Chicago my
self next week, and I think of taking
a return ticket by lake."
Fees ..1 Doctor*.
The fc# ot doctors Is an item that
very many persons are interested In
just at present. YVe believe the sched
ule for visits Is $:1.00, which would
tax a man confined to his bed for a year,
and in need ot a daily visit, over SI,OOO
a year for medical attendance alone 1
Aud one single bottle of Hop Bitters
taken in time would save tin' SI,OOO
and all the year's sickness. — Post.
THKY were playing a game they call
euchre. She held both bowers and
the king, ami two aces of other suit,
but she was a novice at the game. A
young man who was teaching her look
ed at her cards ami warmly exclaimed,
"What a lovely hand!" She looked
him straight in the eyes and murmur
ed, "You may have it, if you want it."
All the rest of the evening he wonder
ed if he was the viotim of a ldap year
proposal.
"ANY good shooting on your farms"
asked the hunter of the farmer. 'SMCII
did," replied the agricu turuhst,
"there's a drive well man dow.i In the
clover meadow, a cloth peddler at the
house, a candidate out in the birn,;;uu
two tramps down iu the stock yari.
Climb right over the fence. Young
man, loud both barrels, and sail i.."
"1 CAN'T go to the parly to-night,"
said Jones; "the rrutu is, my shirt i
in the wash," "Shirt in iho wa-h !"
shrieked Smith. "Why, man alive,
have you butone shirt?" "One shirt ?"
exohi med Jones in his turn; "you
wouldn't want a fellow to have 21 mil
lion shirts, would you?"
"1 surrosE l am a great bore, papa,"
said a loud daughter, after she liavi
teased her father half an hour for a
new lall bonnet. "You may not be a
great bore exactly," said her parent,
"but you certainly aries'tiii well. II i
little joke inadu papa feel so good that
he cauie down with the necessary clicck
right away.
IT IS said that there is nothing
"loud" about that eight thousand dol
bir bonnet recently exhibited in New
York. Nothing "loud," eh? The
price is altogether too vociferous, too
clamorous, too tumultuous for the
average editor's pocket book. Some 01
'eui growl when they have t shell out
only forty dollars lor a new bonnet.
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was
white as snow, she washed it oft with
Dobbins' Soap, and that's what made
it so. (Made by Cragin <fc Co., Putla
delphia, Pa.) Try it once.
A LITTLE twe-year old has been pass
ing the summer with her uncle at
Marblehead,Mass. One day ho directed
her attent.on to a pa-sing sail, calling
it a bark. After looking at it with
earnestness she turned and gill: "Un
cle Ilarry, where is the dog?"
A NEW comedy, entitled "Needles
and Pius," is now running in Now
York. If there is anything in a
name it ought to be lull of good
"points." t here should be no 'sticks'
011 the s'.age, though.
A SPORTSMAN at D&hlouega, Ga.,
falling in ills attempts to shoot a wild
turkey, threw down his gun and over
took the bird after a chase of two hun
dred yards.
AN Ohio girl sued a man for breach
of promise and proved him such a mean
scoundrel that the jury decided thai
she ought to pay him something for not
marrying her.
IT all came from edueailug his daugh
ter at a seminary, She reproved her
father for wiping his mouth 011 the
tahie cloth, and he went to the barn
and hung himself.
A CALIFORNIA justice, in a momont
of anger, said that the lawyers in a
case on trial before hiui w ere 110 better
than horse thieves. Then he apolo
gized and fined himself $lO for con
tempt of court.
THE greatest lover of the human
race is a Toledo man. When lie slips
down he prefers to have a crowd see
hern, so they can have the fun ot
laughing.
A SCHOOLMAKM who whipped the
wrong hoy by mistake apologized to
the irate parent by explaining that it
was an accident caused by a misplaced
switch.
A MAN may be very well behaved
beioro marriage, but after tuu knot
is tied lie is inevitably "made last."
HUSBAND — "Mary, my love this ap
ple dumpling is not half done." Wile
—"Well, finish it, then, my dear."
WHEN a Boston man invi es you to
dinner, and heads a postscript N. 8.,
lie means "110 beans."
A REseLUTioN which will not go down
when ottered in a public meeting, lias
to be voted down.
THE reason men succeed who "mind
their own business," is because there
Is so little competition.
"AH," said a deaf man who had a
scolding wife, "man wants but little
hear below!"
THE baker's business should be pro
fitable; a good part of bis stock is ris
ing while he sleeps.
WOMEN regemble flowers. They shut
up when they sleep.
JjAi)ii:s will llml r - i iroin their
liemlHehe t'oktivenorb, Hwiiuiiilnir in !
the Ileal, Colic, Sour Stomach, Keat
letjsue-w and the many iilk the iu at
tiniee almost universally subject to.
Indigestion, Constant or i'eiiodleal
Sick Headache, Weakness in ihe Jtaek
or Kidneys, ram in the Shoulders and
iliO'erent parts oi the Hoily, a reeling of
Lassituiht ami Di spondemry are all
removed by taking Simmons' Liver
Regulator.
It should be used by all persons, old
and young It is not unpleasant. Is
purely vegetable, is not injurious to
the most delicate consilium
44 Ueiinc seriously tilll cted with general
debility and lotal loss ol uppctilo lor
past three or tour years, i tried Sim
mons' Liver llegnlator, wiiioh has coin- '
pletely restored my appetite, and my j
healili in general isgreaily improved.
"Mits. KP.MI NU FUTON,
No. 51 Sellers strewi. hiankioid, i'a." j
Wftft*
The yfoutTt Force. —After netting j
somewhat accustomed to the greatness ,
and strength of a bar of solid steel
feet square, iniaifine one which is one !
mile sijuaie—r,2So feet wide arid as j
many tnlek. lb it lay on the ground
near the Cutskill Mountains, it- upper !
surface would overtop their highest •
summit by more than 10(>0 I'ect. it would 1
l>e equal to 102,'4(H) such uior.ster bars 1
as the lust. Irs lifting power would be i
nearly 240 890,000,000 tons. The mind
is utteny unable to grasp such liirure-i. j
The whole globe contains 1,200,000,000
inhabitants, li'each man, woman and
child could pull with a force of 100
pounds—a estimate— to move
such a weight would require the uni
ted • Hurts of two thousand such worlds
as ilns. As I shall have lrcquent oeea
slon to speak of the load which suclua
bar could sustain, I *hall lor eonveni- j
ence, call it in round numbers 240,001),-
01 •0,000 tons, neglecting tin* other
ures betntuse the number ls so incon
ceivably Ejreut that taking from it a
billion or so of tons will alter the re- !
suit less than one-half of one per cen
tum. This bar is to be the unit ot
measure which I shall for the present ;
employ, li a hall doz u persons were i
a-ked how large the moon appears,they j
would Hive as many oiH'erent replie-: j
"The - /.•> ola cart wheel;" "Twelve
inches aero-s" i'iie siz • til a dining- j
plale;" "As as a uua'a h aJ," et> .
Probably no one would mention a
-mailer measure, yet a eiiei ry held at
arm's length much more than cover*
its di-k. it is dlDicult to believe thai
so small a body ex-, rtsuny consider- !
able in 111 teuce on ihe oariii whcli
seeuis so immensely larger. If Is eas\
enough to admit iliat tue eartii hoi is
the utoou in its orbit, but that to d>>
tins, to bend its course into a nearly
circular orbit, it-quires any H out
-I'V ol force, is not so clear. Oir ere- j
Utility would be taxed were we asked :
to believe iliat the moon in its cilon
to move in a straight line wo ild bre..k
away,although held b\ a b..r Oi' steel
one 1 uol square, lor that means a force
able to lilt neai iy y.UJU tons. Au a--
trouome.' would giant It. making iir.-t
a menial calculation to see it lie weie
justified in doing so; but even he
would hesitate, and perhaps would
deny that it was possible the moon
could pull asunder one of tho-e gica i
unit-bars oue iniie square, and equal
lo more than 27,U O,OUU bars each one
foot square. Dae we Would have m t
hesilailou in saying, "i mpossibm 1" il
told that, rattier lh.oi change its course
Iroiu a straighii line to its pics- in
curve, our wdiul Utile satellite would
snap nke pack lureud not one, nor
two, nor ilnccol those unit-bar*, but
the united streng'.n of lU.ooU—or, in
other words, one gigantic liar w lio-e
acctiuu is lud miles square. Vet, more
III a TI eiglit such bus, o , more pre
cisely', 87,0dd uiilt-Uars would out oa
rc-ly dcilect tue moon m us present ,
pa ill.
A Cross Itahy.
Nothing is so conducive to a man'*
remaining a bachelor as stopping for
one night at the house of a married
friend and being kept awake for live or
six hours by the crying of acros- I) .by.
All cross and crying babies need only
Hop Bitters to inak" tinm well iinj
smiling. Young man, remember this j
True llcr.
Chloroform Asphyxia —A case of in
version of the body in chloroform as
phyxia is described in a St. Petersburg
medical journal. The patient was an
eleven years' old hoy, in whose ear a
pea had become imbedded. After num
erous trials to rinove it, from thirty to
thirry-flve drops of chloroform were
inhaled from a handkerchief in order to
relievo the great pain which these trials
caused, and the article was then c.-a-ily
removed. Hut scircely had the inha
lation erased when the boy 's pulse en- ;
tirely failed, and he gave every sign oi
a tproacbing death, and efforts ot re*- i
toration of the usual kind were tried
in vain for more than twenty minutes, i
llis head and the upper part of his body ,
were then tnrust out of the window,to !
try the efTectof the cool air; hut, as no
effect was thus produced, one of the i
assistants seized hold of the boy by the
legs and hung him out of the window
with liis head downward, swinging !
him to and fro like a p- dlum. After i
lour or live minutes el this proctcure
tho Doy's dea li like appearance of la.'c
becaaie reddened, and he uttered a cry,
tlie respiration and circulation being !
resrored alter more than half an hour's j
arrest.
"While kneeling at the altar,
With Father Good between,
We'll call the world to witness
A match from CAUBOLINK,"
Toy Balloons. —A heated-air toy bal
coon is made with tissue-paper, a verv
light wire hoop with a cross piece, and
a sponge; Cut the paper in shape like
a lengthened quarter of orange peel,
and after pasting the edges l'trnily to
gether, joining them only at one end,
paste the open end around the wire
hoop. Soak trie sponge with as much
alcohol or turpentine as it will hold,
and after fastening it securely to Un
cross piece of the hoop, light it, and
the balloon will soon expand with the
heated air, and rise. It the balloon is
of colored tissue-paper, and it rises
while the sponge is still burning, the
effect at nigtit is very pretty. A bunch
of tow might he used in place of a
sponge.
It has been proposed to util'ZJ the swift
current of rivers by systems of an
chored floats carrying current wheels
with dynamo electric apparatus. The
electricity thus generated might he
used for almost every purpose for
which power is required, as weil a
for lighting towns.
THE gentlemen who essayed to ser
enade Misa. L , a few evenings since,
hould have had 'clear' throats, and
jheir efforts would have been better
Appreciated. Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup
s the best remedy extant for a 'thick'
3r congested condition of the Throat
nd Bronchial Tubes, giving instant
•elief.
'■'lmply IHaoovery
•flroat men are not alwaya wise. neithei d
the aged understand judgment."—Job. This
u libeled patriarch might have known of the
tmeluHH and painful treatment of ' Lmeroida"
in hia owu lime, but hut worua would have
been even more applicable had hia prophetic]
eye looked down the viata of medical his
tory and witnouaod the cruel, abaurd and inef
fectual treatment of l'ilee by the luaiiy schools
of "ureal and professors," until at last a
disgusted doctor pi onounoed piles "the oppro
brium of the art. J*r. Hilsboe ban put to
Hlianie, bv the simplicity and excellence of lint
({real pile remedy, not only the whole family
of quack nostrum*, whose name is legion, but
the pretended wisdom of the medical profes
sion. Thin Anakenia (oppile remedy), is sim
ple and i n*v of application, gives instant re
lief. and by combining the meiita of a poultice
to Hootbe, an instrument to hold up aodcom
,press tlie tumor*. an I a ekilfnllv deviaed inedi.
cine implied directly to the diaeaacd parin ill.
innately curca tlie worst caaca of piles and
keeps tlieiu cured. Half a million of person*
pr niounco Anaketi* the moat beneficent dim
ov< ry of the ai;o. and we them, Ana.
krsi H Dr. 8. Hil-bee's External Tile Remedy i*
aol Iby all tlrat-claaa druggists, l'rice $1 00,
Samples mailed free to all sufferers by P
Neust&cdter St Co. Box 2946, New Voik.
4 nunc mid Filed.
Disease never cornea to u without a cause,
ak an experienced physician tl e r ssou and
ie will tell ou it la sonicihiiig that in erferes
with the work'ug of ihe gieat organs. Kid
ty-NVort ena'des tlieiu to overcome all ob
• inci-ns and preserve pi feet litalih
It, >i,t
\1 ets be reipilreun nts oi ihc rational in> dical
biIOSOPh) SBCh at pic-.it' piovalis. It la s
erh cily p;ne vegetable remedy. mbraclng
lie thr el n port am p opertiea of a preventive,
1 tonic, and au aliera'lv.* It fortifies the bodv
„'alnn nlMcise. invigorates sn i re vitalizes the
torp'd stomach and liver, and effects s most
alut-ary change In the entire system, when la
■ in rbid c-uuition.
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gene ally.
If vo-j aiv a man WB2w If you am a
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■ Ing or stimulating, K J have been mi euu-d ■
( with.mtfnfajy'eut/iio, Uk SLby ft timely use of
■ take Hop >*Wv Hopßltters
If: Bitters.
2 O. I. C.
B °* Ur ? ar ?(ZTi'r A ls • fthaolute
I SS'ii.m'll ijrriTj It," I 'Trf*-
4 Lr- ■■ l LiU r
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H cured If you use H II II I 111' narcotics.
5 Hop Bittors a-K m
4 Ifyouftmaim- U,,,1 - ,,U Soldbydrog
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5 low snlrited, try ft NIVIK Omuiar.
lti It niuy |j .. aopßrrms
lf.^.Vt o FAIL
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Kibes, Shot Quns, Kovolvert,sent o. o. d. for examinauon
KIDNEY DISEASES,
am qniokly rarely oored by the bh of XJDmrY-WOET. Tale nnr end wonderful remedy which te
he ring each en Immmw eele In ell perts of the ooantry, works on natural jxrtnaiplta. It raetoree strength
end tons to tha diaeaaed organa, end through tham el senses the eyetem of accumulated end polsonons
tumor*. Bddnoy dleeeamof thirty yeerestendlng hers been Shred, also Piles, Oonattpaticm. Khentnetlsm,
do., which here distreeeed the Tlcrtimj for yeere. Wo here Tolumee of testimony of Its wonderful curattva
y JWCT. No longsrnse Aloholle Bitters, whioh do more harm then good, or drsstlo pills, but nseneturss
remedy, KJDNXT-WOKT, eed heelth will be quickly regained. Oet It of your Druggist, Price. 11,
(Will emd post paid.) WELLE, HinUKPWN Jk "CO., Bkrllngtsm, Vj
£} pr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cures all Humors, from the worst Hcroftila to
... union ftfolch, Pimple, or Eruption, Erysipelas, Aalt-ihrum, Fever Sores, Scaly 01
(tough Skin, in short, all diseases caused by bad blood, are conquered by this powerful,
uurifvjng, and invigorating medicine.
Kspcoiallv has it manifested iis potency in curing Tetter, Rose Rash, Rolls, Carbon*
cles. Sore Eyes, Scrofulous Sores and Swellings, White Swellings, Co it re or Thiclt
Keck, and Enlarged Clauds. . .
If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, have sailow color of skm, or yellowisn-brown spots
on face or body, frequent "headache or dizziness, bad taste In mouth, internal heat or chilli
tdternated with hot lliislies, irregular appetite, and tongue coated, you arc suffering from
Torpid Liver, or " Biliousness." As a remedy for all such cases Dr. Tierce's Golden
Medical Discovery has 110 equal, as it effects perfect and radical cures.
In the cure of Itrouchltls, Severe Coughs, Weak Lungs, and early stages of Con
sumption, it has astonished the medical faculty, and eminent physicians pronounce it the
greatest medical discovery of the age. Sold by druggists.
.No nse of taking the large, repulsive, nauseous pills. These
V • m, Pellots (Little Pills) are scarcely larger than mustard
W \©>Y*PO Q seeds.
r' ff. x Itcing entirely vegetable, no particular care is required |
o t
\easam while using them. They operate without disturbance to the I
micrflaili svstem, diet, or occupation. For Jaundlee, Headache, 1
OO m rji\\ Ctt A Constipation, Impure Rlood, Tain in the Shoulders, 1
Tightness of Cfiest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations from *
_ o, un , Cathartic Stomach, Bad Taste In Mouth, Bilious attacks, Pain in
£ The" Alt tie Qiant uatnartic. regiwn of fc 4 ne y, t internal Fever, flouted feeling
•bout Stomach, Bush of Blood to Head, taae Dr. Pierce's Pieusaut Purgative Pellets.
oid by druggists, WOUI TVS DISPENSABT MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. Pros'n. Buffalo. N. T
■j The Only Medicine M
That Acta at the Same Time on
U The Liver, the Bowels and the Kidneys. [
Q These great organ* are the natural clean*- M
D 9 er* of the system. If they work well, health rj
■ 1 will be perfect; If they become clogged, |M
1 dreadful diseases are aure to follow with H
U TERRIBLE SUFFERING.
J Blllouanean, Headache, Dyspepsia, Jaan- M
H dice, Conatlpatlon and Pllea, or Kid- fl
M ney Complaint*, Gravel, Diabetes, U
IJ or llhenmatlc Paina and Achea,
Ifl are developed because the blood la polaoned K
■I with the humora that ahould have been U
U expelled nuturally.
VI U
1 will restore the healthy action and all theae lw
II destroying evlla will tie hanlahed ; neglect (1
U them and you will live but to auffcr. II
■a Thousands have been cured. Try Itand yoti II
CI3 will edd one more to tlie number. Take It Ml
I and health w'llouec more gladden your heart, y
|l Why SatTrr loafer froai tbatormnet afaa irMaftmakt I
I I Akf tw luttlitnu(na UuU(*UmuUHtll II
U KIDXKY-WORT will cure you. Try a pack- K 1
■I age at once and be aatlatled. U
It in a dry vegetable compound amt R
H On* Package makes *lx quart* of Medicine. U
II l r our Druggist ha* it, or mill get tt for ml
11 you. Invint upon having it. Price, (1.00.
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' DR. RADWAY'S
larsamrilliai Sasalissl.
TIIE GREAT BLOOD PUKIFIEIL
FOR THR CURB OF CHRONIC DISKASL.
SCROFULA CR SYPHILITIC, H KHSDI
TART OK CONTAGIOUS,
Be It Seated In The Lnngi or Stomach, Ills
•r Bones, Flesh or Nerves,
CORRUPTING THE ROL'DS AND VITIATING
THE FLUIDS.
Chronic Rheumatism, Srorula, Giatiduisr
Swelling, H&i'ktng Drv Cough, Cancerous Affeo-
Llons, Fypiillt'lc Compitl ts Bleeding of (he
I ungs. Dyspepsia. Water Tic Doloreu*,
White swell.'.gs Tumors. Ulcers, BKin and Hip
Itlseaaes, Mercurial DlseaSi-s, Female Cora
plaints. Gout, Drop y, Halt Rheum, Bionchitis,
Consumption,
Liver Complaint, &c.
Not only does the Harsaparllllan Resolvent
excel all remedial agents In thocureofChronlo.
Bororulous, Constitutional and BkUi Diseases,
but it is ths only positive cure for
lIDXET AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS.
Urinary and womb Diabases, Gravel. Diabetes.
Imipsy, Stoppage of Water, Incontinence of
Urine, Rrlgjitli Disease, Albuminuria, and in ail
eases where there are brick-dust depo-dts, or
Uie water la thick, cloudr, mixed with sub
stances like tbe white of an egg, or threads li - o
white silk, or there tea morbid, dark, bilious
appearance and white bone-dust deposits, and
when there is a pricking, burning s ns:.tion
when passing water, and pain in tue small of
the back ana a ong the to ns. Bold by Drug
gists. PRICE ONE DOLLAR.
OVARIAN TUMOR OP TEN TEARS' GROWTH
CURED BY DR. RADWAY'S REMEDIES.
g
One bottle contains more of the scttvs princi.
else of Medicines than any other Preparation
Lakes in Teaspoonful doses, while others re
turn Bve er six tline-s as much.
R. R. R
RADWAY'S
Ready Relief;
CUKEB AND PHEVBNTS
OYSCNTERY, DIARRHCEA.
CHOLERA MORBUS,
FEVER AND AGUE,
RHEUMATISM,
NEURALGIA,
DIPHTHERIA.
INFLUENZA,
SORE THROAT,
DIFFICULT BREATHING.
BOWEL COMPLAINTS.
Looseness. Dlarrboe u Cholera Morbus or pain
ful discharges from the bowels are stopped in
13 or to minutes bv taking Radway s Kealdy Be
lief. No congestion or Inflammation, no weak-
Reh t!" llade roUovf tbe of the R. R.
IT WAN THE FIRST AND 18
Th© Only Pain Remedy
<hit Instantly stops the most excruciating
pains, allays inflammations, and cures Cong-i
tlonx whether jr the Lungs, Stomach, boweis
er other glands or organs, bv cm*' appiicatlou.
In from ne to twenty miiint*. no mat
ter now violent or excruciating Lhe pain, t.ie
.lueutn ttic. Bed-ridden, Iriflrm. Crippled, Nerv
oua Neuralgic or prostrated with disease tnay
suffer. RADWAY-tt READY RELIEF will afford
Instant ease.
Inflammation or the Kidneys,
. _ InOamroMtlon or the Bladder.
Inflammation or the Bowels
t'oir-stlon or the Lnnra,
•or# Throat, l>im, nlr Breathlnir.
__ M Paiiiltation of the lleart.
Hysterica, Croup, Diphtheria
„ . Catarrh, luflaenaa.
leadaehe. Toothache,
Nmoaanraa, Rleoploasnoa.
Venralaia, Itheamatlnm
Fold t hills. Arne t'hllls.
Chilblains and k'roat Bltea.
The ap[)Hcation of the Ready Relief to the part
or parts where the pain or difficulty exists w.il
tfford ease and comfort.
Thirty to sixty drops In a half tambier of
wat- r will In n few minutes cure Crampn.
Sprains. Sour B'ouiarh. Heartburn, Pick Head
ach--, Dlarrhma, Dysentery, Wind In i.ha
Bowels and ull internal pains.
Travelers should always carry a bot'le of R >d
way's Ready Relief with tuem. A few drops In
water will prevent sickness or pa'"* from
jhange or wa er. It is letter tha • 'rs-ich
Brandy or HI iters as a stimulant. Fru* I'lfty
Cent- p r lottle.
Kadway's Regulating Pills.
Psrfsct Purgatives, Sooth lac A perl sa to,
Act Wndiout Fain. Always Kellabls
and Natural la thstr Operation.
k VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOB CALOMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with
iweet gum, purge, regulate, purity, oieauae and
Krengthea.
RADWATY PTL-A, for the cure of aU Disorders
o f the-tomach Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Blad
der. Ner>ous Diseases. Headache, constlpa: lon,
aess Fever Inflammation of the Bowels. Piles,
and all derangements of the Internal Viscera.
Warranted to eriect a perfect cur* Purely
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deleterious drugs
YWObserve the following symptoms resulting
from Diseases of the Digestive Organs : Const;-
patlon, Inwird Piles, Fiiilnesa of the Blood In
Head, Acidity of lhe Stomach, Nausea. Heart
burn, Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weight In
tbe Stomach, Sour Eructations, sinking or Flut
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Villon, Dote or Webs Before the sight. Fever a- d
Dull pain in the Head, Deflclencv of Perspira
tion, Yellowness or the Skin and Eye*. Pain in
the Side, chest. Limbs, and sudden Flushes of
Rest. Burning in the Flc-h.
A LEW doses of RADWAT*S PTLLB will free ths
system from all the above-named disorder*.
Price, 99 Cents per Bex.
Ws repeat that the reader must consult our
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their cure, amo g which may be named :
M Fle and True ,**
"Kadw y on Irritable Urethra,'*
"Bad May on Bcrofnla,"
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