FARM AND GARDEN. PLANT FOOD. —Tins must be in a sol uble or liquid condition. All the ne cessary mineral fertilizing ingredients may be present in a soil and yet may be of no avail unless in a soluble condi tion, or unless they have also a solvent. A surface made up of coarse pebbles oniv, without any pulverized material, would .be liopelossly sterile, even though those pebbles might have the chemical composition of the best ferti lizers. The mass of coarse pebbles would lack the porosity and sensibility of a good soil. Fertile soils must pos sess both. Fields of tine, light, and po rous soil, ot the most favorable compo sition would be wholly unproductive in a drought tor want ot a proper solvent to convey the mineral ingredients into the tissue of plants. Even when water enough was present, if the fertilizing elements of the soil were in such a con dition that it could not su.t them, the soil would be perfectly sterile. Hence the great utility ot the solvents and de composing agents. Rain water, ac cording to Professor Robert Peter, is one ot nature's great solvents to act upon materials that may be converted into plant food, containing as it does carbonic acid, which not only tikes up what is already in a soluble condition, but by means ot the dissolved acid decomposes the silicates of the soil and sets free, potash, phosphates, etc., and it is enabled also to hold lime, magnesia and the phosphates in solution. THE ORCHARD IN SMALL GRAIX.— It not untrequeutly happens that wheat or oats are sown in the orchard. This, of course is not the best way of doing, yet from some cause or other, good, Sufficient or otherwise, it is neverthe less done. The stubble, after the grain is cut, should the weather be dry and warm, is capable of reflecting the heat to such an extent as to endanger the lives of trees, especially if they be young. To avoid such a condition the stubble should be plowed under as soon as possible after the grain is harvested. By so doing the risk cf injury trom re flection ot heat is not only removed, but the soil is in better condition to re tain moisture, t hereby causing the trees to grow. Young orchards should be planted in small grain. Older ones are sometimes sown in oats and pastured down by the hogs without injurious ef fects. Clovef, however, answers a bet ter purpose, and is more profitable even as a food for swine. WATERING STOCK. —The supply of water in the winter is the source of trouble. Ice gathers about the trough* and other drinkiug places, pipes ire* ze and burst or become choked, and many other inconveniences occur. These may be avoided by methodical management. Have regular watering periods, twice a day. Fill the troughs from the pump* or" cisterns, and drive the cattle to them and see that they drink. When all aie supplied, empty the tronghs and either cover or turn them over. Have no flowing water in the yards to waste or freeze, or to become ice cold for drinking. A cold drink will reduce the milk from the cows ten per cent. CABBAGES FOR SHEEP. —Cabbages are capital food for sheep at the present period; old shepherds always prefer them to turnips—they are such hearty food, so they say; and it happens this year, owing to the cool, damp summer no doubt, that all the early turnips are bad in quality. I often wonder why cabbages are not grown more, consider ing that sheep, cattle and pigs, are all so very fond of them, and they are so highly nutritive in their properties. Some persons say their land is not well adapted for them, and others say they * require high manuring; but the fact of their growing well on almost all soils in gardens seems to indicate that they might be adopted into field culture much more than at present. THE fsrmer cultivates his farm in summer and it yields a bountiful crop of grain. In winter he should imp. ov-- his leisure time in cultivating his mind, so that it may yield a ( bountilul crop of thoughts. Neither the farm nor mind will be productive without cultivation. Rank weeds will grow up and smother ail that is valuable. As a food for horses, a mixture of oats and corn ground, to be fed with cut hay, is recommended. The corn, if ground with the cob is relished by horses, and is not so heating as char corn. STAGNANT and impure water that cows drink while at pasture is one oi the most prominent causes of bad odors In milk. How Savage* Live. The Uutes live principally on bread and meat. When they can't get bread they live on meat, and when they can't get meat thej* live on bread. When they have a great quantity of provisions on hand they eat it all up before getting any more. The same is true when they have a small quant ity on hand. They are dirty. They are even very dirty. Their meat is generally permitted to lie about on the ground or any place. Each Indian family possesses any number of dogs from eight to fifteen, and these animals help themselves to the meat. After they have satisfied themselves, and the Indians become hungry, they cut oIT this same piece on which the dogs feed. They generally boil their meat, but some times broil it. They put it in water and let it remain only a few minutes, just long enough to heat, when they take it out and begin to eat. They use the same water and the same pail for boiling over and ovei again until the water becomes a perfect slime of filth. One pot generally does ser vice for the entire family. This particular pot is a frying-pan. When the Utes get out of bed they wash their faces and bathe the baby in it, after which they bake the bread and boil the meat. Then they eat out of the vessel, and then the dogs lick up the leavings. They clothe themselves with skins of animals or with blankets. They generally take a blanket or a skin and cut a hole in the iiddle of it and throw it over their heads, cutting arm-holes and fastening the garment at the waist with a wide belt, while they close up the neck with a buckskin string. When the garment wears out they cut the string and let it drop, but not before. Sometimes the In dians will wear as many as five of these garments at a time, always keeping the cleanest one on the outside. Help in Time. Heip, to be effective, should be timely. When the kidneys grow inactive, as they are apt to do, it is wise to lend them and the blad ler early and judicious medical aid in performing their very important functions. Toe requi site energy is infused into their operations, without danger of exciting them, and with great benefit to the general health by using Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as a diuretic. Powerful stimulants are rather calculated to injure than benefit the kidneys and bladder, but this reliable promoter of energv imparts to them the requisite amount of impetus and no more. It should be remembered that kid ney and bladder complaints, in an advanced stage of development, very frequently baffle medical skill and prove fatal. To guard against disastrous consequences, repel their advance by the means suggested. DOMESTIC. • COSMETICS. —Doctors, and chemists, and physiologists, all unite in saying that there is but one proper cosmetic pure soap and water. Even scented soap is objectionable, unless the smell of an unhealthy skin is to be htdden. Complexion is dependent on the quality and quantity of the blood in the skin, and the condition of the cells of the skin, through which the blood is seen. The way to insure having a proper quantity of healthy blood in the skiu is to rise early, to be much in the open air, especially during the hours of sun light, to avoid over-heated, artlficially lighted, unventilated rooms, and tore tire early to rest. To keep the cells which protect the surface of the skin in a healthy state, all that is necessary is to wash tlie surface ol ttie body with soap and water only, or. in the ease of some delicate skins, which the alkali of most soaps irritates, with water alone. Whoever will attend to these directions will do all that can be done to preserve, as all ought to try and pre serve, their skins in the most healthy and therefore beautiful conditions. It cannot be too strongly asserted that no cosmetic, wash, enamel, powder, paste or lotion, can ever subvert the natural process of waste ami repair which, is ever taking place In our bodies, and which is part of a general law observed throughout animate nature, that every cell has a limited period of existence, equally as have all bodies composed of such cells.*' THE GUMS.— The daily precaution (the use ot the tooth-brush) for the preservation of the teeth, and the clean liness of the mouth, will generally in sure a healthy condition of ihe gums; though they are sometimes affected from constitutional causes, which produce tenderness and liability to bleed upon pressure; cold, also, lias a similar effect occasionally. Tincture ot myrrh, diluted with a little water, is, in such oases, an excellent purifying and strengthening application. A few drops of tincture of catechu in water forms an astringent and stimulating lotion. WE CAN insure any person having a bald head or troubled with dandruff, that Carboline. a deodorized extract of potroleum, will do all that is claimed I ior it. It will not stain the most deli catefabric and is delightfully perfumed. m m To LOOSEX GLASS SxorPEßS.—Put one or two drops of sweet oil round the stopper, close to the mouth of the bot tle; then put it a little distance from the tire. When the decanter gets warm, has a wooden instrument with a cloth wrapped tightly n Uud it; then strike the stopper, first on one side, then on the other; by persevering a little while you will most likely get it out. Or you may iay the bottle in warm water, so that the neck of the bottle may be under water. Let it soak for a time, then knock it with a wooden instrument as before. BREAD SAUCE —Shred a large onion and boil it in a pint of milk till perfect ly tender; sprinkle and stir in half a pint Oi tine bread crumbs. Cover and soak for an hour. Beat the mixture till smooth, replace on the tire, adding a half teaspoon fill ot powdered mace, oue ounce of butter# a teaspoonful of salt, the grated yolk of a hard-boiled egg and half a pint of rich cream. Boil live minutes, and serve. SODA FOR BURNS. —AII kinds of burns including scalds and sunburns, are al most immediately relieved by the ap plication of a solution of soda to the burnt surface. It must be remembered that dry soda will not do unless it is surrounded with li clotli uioist enough ito dissolve it. This method of sprii.k --i ling it oil and covering it with a wet | cloth is often the very best. But it it sufficient to wash the wound repeatedly with a strong solution. THOSE COMPLAINING of Sore Throat, hoarsness or "taking cold," should use il ßaotcn , s Bronchial Troches The effect is extraordinary, particularly when used by singers and speakers for clearing the voices. VENTILATION OF BED BOOMS. —Eaeh inhalation of pure air is returned load ed with poison; a hundred aud flity grains of it is added to the atmosphere i <>f a bed-room every hour, or twelve hundred grains during the night. Un less that poison-laden atmosphere is diluted or removed by a constant cur rent of air passing through the room, ! the blood soon becomes impure, then | circulates sluggishly, accumulating and pressing on the brain, causing fright ful dreams. , COLOGNE W ATER. —Take of alcohol one gallon ; oil of bergamot one ounce; oil of rosemary, one ounce: oil of lem on. two drachms; oil of lavender, four drachms; oil of cassia and cloves, of i each tive drops; ottar of roses, twenty j drops; mix and filter. It is essential i that the spirit should be of the purest i kind and the oils genuine and fresh. —- CAYENNE PEPPER FOR MICE —If a inou.-e makes an entrance in any part of your dwelling, saturate a rag with j cayenne, in solution, and stuff it into the bole which can then be repaired with either wood or mortar. No rat or mouse will eat that rag for the pur pose of communication witn a depot of j supplies. EXCELLENT SUET PUDDING. —Two eggs, one ounce of beef suet, six ounces of flour, three ounces of bread crumbs, a little salt, and mix it slack with milk. The Tower of London. The tower of London is locked up every night at eleven o'clock, and the officials are obliged to go through an old-time ceremony which somewhat resembles the very juv enile games of "Qneen Dido," "Have you a chicken?" and "Shall John marry Sue?" As the clock strikes the hour, the yeoman porter, clothed in a long red cloak, bearing a huge bunch of keys and accomp anied by a warder carrying a lantern, stands at the front of the main guard-house and calls, "Escort keys." The sergeant of the guard and five or six men then turn out and follow him to the outer gate, each sentry challenging as they pass with "Who goes there?" the answer being, "Keys." The gates being carefully locked and barred, the procession returns, the sentries exacting the same explanation and receiving the same answer as before. Arriving once more at the front of the main guard-house, the sentry gives a loud stamp with his foot and asks. "Who goes there?" "Keys." "Whose keys?" "Queen Victoria's keys." "Advance Queen Victoria's keys, and all's well." The yeoman porter then called out, "God bless Queen Victoria." To—which the guard responds, "Amen." The officer on duty gives the word, "Present arms," and kisses the hilt of his sword, and the yeoman porter then marches alone across the parade, and deposits the keys in the lieutenant's lodging. HUMOROUS. MR. CIIAUNCEY M. DKI*KW told this story at the recent New England din ner: in the Berkshire hills there was a funeral. The woman who mingles curiosity with pity was there with the mourners. To the a filleted widow, in a melancholy voice, site said. When did you getyour new eight-day clock?" "I ain't got no new eight-day clock," responded the bereaved woman. "Why, what is that in the corner? Ain't that an eight-day clock?" persisted the cu rious visitor. "No; that ain't a clock, that's the deceased. Wo stood it on end in the comer to make room for tho mourners." THE preacher was talking to the Sunday school about the power of relig ion aud the devotion of the zealous to the cause and their attendance upon the services. Finally he asked if there was anything to which people would go twice every Sunday and through the week as they did to church, when a small hoy with a twisted tongue on the front seat spok out. "Yeth, thir, a thircus would ketch 'em every pop. if they could git in free, like they do to church." The preacher thought it was time to sing. A VASSAR college girl who visited her parents during vacation, and left little wads of chewing gum sticking in various out of the way places about the house—and In some places not so limch out of the way—greatly disappointed her mother by not receiving a diploma or a gold medal for being the best gum ehewer in the school. SCENE: Recitation ,in English (A senior is discoursing 011 the Dllll - "With the third book the Dun ciad properly ends. But Pope was in duced to add a fourth, which, like every Annex, contributes 110 beauty itselt, and impairs the strength and effect of the rest." _ A MAN was indulging in the very in tellectual occupation of sucking raw eggs and reading a newspaper. By some mischance he contrived to bolt a live chicken. The poor bird chirruped as it went down his throat, when he very coolly said : "By the powers,, my young friend, you spoke too late!" THE most absent-minded man was not the man who bunted tor his pipe when it was tetween his teeth, nor toe one who threw his hat out of the win dow and tried to hang his cigar on a peg; 110' but the man who put his um brella tobed and went ami stood behind the door. TOM, Dick and llarry are now appear ing with their Grandfather's recipes for Coughs, etc., and seeking a fortune through advertising, but the people know the value of Dr. Bull's Cough Svrup and will take 110 other. Price, 25 cents a bottle. A SCOTCHMAN, having hired himself to a farmer, had a cheese set down be fore him that lie might help himself. His master >aid to him, "Saumlers, you take a long time to breakfast!" "In troth, maister." answered he, "a cheese o' this size i na so soon eaten as ye may think." TERRIBLE vengeance of a husband. Wife has gone with a handsomer man : "Dear sir," lie writes, "please hand the inclosed set of false teeth to my late wife, and ask her to be so good as tore turn my lather's, which, in the hurry of the moment, she took by mistake." I NEVER argy agin a success, says Artemus Ward; when 1 see a rattie snaix's bed sticking out of a hole, I bear oft to the left and say to himself, that hole belongs to that snaix. "WHICH side of the street do you live 011, Mrs. Kipple?" asked a counsel, cross-examining a witness, "Oh, either side, sir. If you go one way, it's on the right side; if you go the other way, it's on the left." IN struggling to make a dull boy understand what conscience is, a teach er finally asked: "What makes you feel uncomfortable after you have done wrong?"—" Father's leather strap," feelingly replied the boy. "KIND words can never die." How bitterly does a man realize that terrible truth when he sees all the kindest words he ever saw in his life glaring at him from his published letters in a breach of promise suit. ANSWER THIS.—Did you ever know any person to be ill, without inaction of the Stomach, Liver or Kidneys, or did you ever know one who was well when either was obstructed or Inactive; and did you ever know or hear of any case of the kind that llop Hitters would not cure?— Ask your neighbor this same question. IJ. 11. S. PINAFORE. translated into Russian, will shortly be performed simultaneously in St. Petersburg and Moscow. We knew the Czar would yet find away to drive the Nihilists out of the country. "MOTHER —"His name is George Smith." Father—"You nistake; it is Jacob." Son and Heir—"'M ! 'tain't either; it's John." Mother—"So it is! 1 know it was some hing that began with G." "What is the difference between the unisons and their tenders," asked Mr. Practical, "so long as they get the same pay?" "Thedifference lies in the hods," replied John, the Britisher. ONE man stabbed another witii the scissors in Brookljn. It Is always dangerous to interrupt a person who is writing editorials. WHEN we see XX or XXX on a liquor cask we always think of the amount of criss-cross walking condensed inside of it. WHY is a glass of fre9h lager like a mid dog? Because it froths at the mouth. WHEN distance lends enchantment to the view, does she do it at market rates ? NEVER keep a chalk account with a milkman. ALTOGETHER too thin—The ice. A STEM winder—The ivy green. ONB DOLLAR EXPENDED NOW in purchasing a bottle or Jayne's Expectorant by those troubled with a slight Cough and Hoarseness, or sore Throat, may save the expense or a doctor's bllL A. neglected Cougu often ends in Consumption. A slight lntlamm ition of the lining of the wind tubes, the usual symptoms of wh ch are Sore Throat and a Pain In the Breast, frequently leads to Bronchitis. A day's delay may entail months of suffering. Better try at once Jayne's Expecto anr, a standard remedy, whose cura tive pro, ertles have been les ea and approved y thousands. >VE HAVE known persons to dootoi for years for Consumption, all to no effect. Though they hud a cough, felt pains lu the Lungs, were depressed, weak and many other symptoms tend ing to that disease, yet there was no structural unsoundness of Lite Lungs, all these symptoms being caused by the Liver being sluggish, and the stomach weak. In all such cases the diseased conditions yield readily to Simmons' Liver Regulator, and the patient is in variably brought back to health. "J have been down ten years with Liver Disease. 1 have had a severe pain in my left side for three years, with dry cough; this last Fall the cough became severe, and 1 coughed up half a gallon a day. The best doctors in Atlanta aud my settlement said it was tlie last stage of Consumption. I was weakened down so by New Years day that I had to take my lied. 1 sent and got your medicine, (Simmons' Liver Regulator), and have taken it regularly. My cough is nearly gene: I am able t>o dt up half the tiny. U G. M. DODD, N. I'., East Point, Ga." Therapeutic U*t of I.inseed. —Dr. Sher weli'spaper OH the use of linseed and its oil as therapeutic agents in diseases of the skin, recently published, lias received considerable attention from the medical press. It appears that he was in the habitot employing it in n threefold administration, aud these may be here briefly cited. First, if the patient were a male and had sound teeth, the seed itself was the best form in winch to take it, —the man would carry about ten ounces of tiiis in his pockets, and would probably consume a tea-cup full in the course of a day; the ordinary domestic linseed is small and dark in color, and contains only about 20 per cent of oil, while that from Bombay or Calcutta—the kind to be used—is larger, lighter in color, aud contains about.lo per cent of oil. Second, in the case of women or children, the ground seed, mixed with milk in the form of a porridge, is more desirable, and not unpalatable. Third, in certain cases it could be given in the form of bread, the bread to be made by mixing Unseed meal with flour in any propor tion desired, —tills method, however, being hardly so efficient as the others. Free Shade, Middlesex Co., Va. Having used Dr. Bull's Baby Syrup in my lamily with the greatest degree of satisfaction, 1 unhesitatingly recom mend it as the best remedy that I know of for children. THOMAS Y. LAWSON Total Solar Eclipse on the Pacific. —At a recent meeting of the San Francisco Academy of Sciences. Mr. Brooks called attention to eclipse of the suu on January 11. next year. The eclipse will be invisible east of a line drawn through St. .Joseph, Mo., and Baton Rouge, La, and visible to the western quarter of North America, the Pacific Ocean and extreme northern edge of Australia—being central and total along a line distant twenty miles south of and para lei to a line drawn through Monterey, Cal., Mariposa and Salt Lake City. Elsewhere it will be partial. The eclipse will begin as fol lows; Denver, Col., 4h. lin. p. m., Santo Fe, New Mexico, 4h. lm. p. in.; Salt Lake City, Utah 3h. 24rn. p. m.; Victoria, V. C. 1.. 2h. 25ui. p. m.: Portland, Oregon, 2h. 29m. p. in., S.tn Francisco. 2h. 85m.p. m.; Monterey, Cal., 2h. 33m. p. m.; Sacramento City. 2h. 39in. p. m.; Stockton. 2h.40m.p. m.; Mariposa, 2h. 47m. p. m.; Diego,3a. sm. p. m.; Virginia City, Ney., 2h. 48QI. p. in.; the sun setting more or less eclipsed. At Victoria, Australia, the sun will rise on the morning ot Jan uary 12 slightly eclipsed, Mie eclipse continuing for fifteen minutes. VEGETIXK lias never failed to effect a cure, giving tone and strength to the system debilitated by disease. Coloring Brass —ln coloring and lac quering brass work, says The Engineer, browns of all shades are obtained by immersion in a solution ot nitrate or the perchloride of iron, the strength ol the solution determining the depth of the color. Violets are produced by dip ping in a solution of chloride of anti mony. Chocolate is obtained by burn ing on the surface of the brass moist red oxide of iron, and polished with a very small quantity of black lead. Olive-green results from making the surface black by means of a solution of iron and arsenic in muriatic acid, pol ished with a black lead brush, and coat ing it, when warm, with a lacquer composed of one part of lac-varnish, four of tumeric, and one of gamboge. THE price ot soap Is rapidly ad vancing. A year's supply of DOB BINS' ELECTRIC bought now at old price will be a very judicious pur chase. The work of preparing the line of the Union Pacific railroad between Omaha and North Platte, two hundred and ninety-one miles, for tree culture, has progressed so lar as the plowing up of plats of from two hundred to five hundred feet ot land, which are to fenced in next spring and sown to blue grass and clover, and planted with tree-. The agent of the read has now gone lo Colorado, where he will select ami set apart a location lor digging tin beautiful mountain evergreens next spring. They will be taken up in May. These evergreens, including Scotch pine and larch, and also fruit trees. The plan also •embraces setting out shrubbery, like lilacs and snow balls. It lias been thought that torks were used by mankind in eating food at a very recent period in history. But the art of eating with a fork is proved to be a revival of a very ancient one. Tin fork is by no niens an invention of modern times. Lately, in the debris of the lake-dwellings, forks evidently designed for table use have been dis covered. They were made of bone. The spoon is a still more ancient instru ment. The Lanlea* Favorite. Among the many thousands of ladiei who have used Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and pronounced it their favorite remedy, because so efficient in the diseases and weaknesses peculiar to women, are many who are well and favorably known in the world of let ters, as well as artists, musicians, and a whole host of names from the bril liant ranks of wealth and fashion. It is pre-eminently the ladies Favorite Prescription, its use, while being far more safe and efficient, exempting them from those painful, caustic opera tions, and the wearing of those me chanical contrivances made like Poter Pindar's razor—seller's razors—to sell, rather than to cure. KILLMORE, ind., March 20th, 1878. DR. R. V. PIERCE: Dear Sir-Your Favorite Prescription has restored me to perfect health. Yours truly, GRACE CHOATE. 422 Eutaw St. BALTIMORE. Md., June UOih, 1878. DR. R. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir—My wife was a hopeless invalid for nearly 20 years. Your Fa vorite Prescription has cured her. Thankfully yours, R. T. MCCAY. FATHER IS GETTING WELL. —My daughters say, "How much better father is sines he used Hop Bitters." He is getting well after his long suffer ing from a disease declared Incurable, and we are so glad that he used your Bitters.— A lady of Rochester, N. Y. A MODEL JERSEY COW. —A model Jersey cow is owned at Scituate, Mass. She is of pure breed, and now 8 years old. In a single year her milk yielded GOS pounds of butter—an average of nearly two pounds per day for the whole year. The greatest yield in one day was three pounds six ounces, and in one week (in May) twenty-two pounds thirteen ounces. Partulil|f for Froflt. A new and oouinrehenaive agricultural l>ook with the above title has just been publialiod t>r J. O. McOimlv A Co.. of Philadelphia, P*. vVriiteu in a el nr and vigoro s strle, by John K. Read, a practical farmer, who ba* also t>een editorially connected with the agricultural press for many years, this book will exert a ntrong influence for good. It will show men h>w to make more money and lend happior live*. Farm life i* touched at all points ; gen eral agriculture, live stork. fruit growing, business principles and home life are all care fully and elaborately treated, and the work is adapt- d to meet the wants of farmers in all sections of the country. It contains HfiO pages, with 140 illustrations (manvof them very fine), a full index. Is nicely printed and liandsomelv b and. A full d< scription of this splendid volume may be had by addressing the pub lishers. VEGEJINE. For all I.a