TosMng upon a Bed of Agony, Tortured in every Joint with inflammatory rheumatism, is a piwnect which m*y become a melancholy fact if tne twinges of the dread disorder are not cht eked at the on* set. Per sons e phytici.iui ml an ttircarira to bn (he b- at purifier and cl-anaer of the Dlowil yet Uia coverrd, anil thooeau la speak in its prais* who hare beon reatored to health. ANTI-FUNGUS PAINT.— The Thou In dustrie Zeitung describes a sanitary .paint for walls, ceilings and the like,' —one which renders the penetration of fluids or vapors impossible au i prevents the formation of fungi, at. the same time being of such stability that It can be washed down with boiling water, without injury. This paint is, essen tially, a solution of stearate of soda in spirit, in the proportion of about fifty grammes of the stearate to one thous and of sp. gr. GO. Spirituous solution ot soap, ot ail kinds aud strength, can be applied in a similar manner but the stearate of soda is far preferable. The paint is said to present an especially handsome appearance, and in the sick wards of hospitals, or in cattle sheds where disease is prevalent, can readily be mixed with disinfecting materials. Is YOUR hair falling out or your scalp diseased ? Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, as now improved and perfected, is just the article 3*oll need. Buy a bottle, and, like thou sands who are using it all over the land, you will va'ue it as the choicest el aii toilet preparations. DHSSF.RT ICES, — Dessert ices are now served in many beautiful forms, to represent flowers, fruit, vegetables and other tasteful objects. For these moulds arc provided, into which the ices, having been made as before de scribed, are pressed. After being left imbedded in ice for more than an hour, the moulds are dipped in lukewarm water to facilitate turning out, and, having been carefully wiped to tree them from salt, the moulds are opened, the ice placed on a suitable dish, and they are then rapidly painted with carefully prepared vegetable colors, as the nature of the case may require. These ornamental ic*s mast have con siderable care, but any person with or dinarv skill, and able to give time and attention to detail, may manage them. To REMOVE RUST FROM STEEL. —The steel to be cleaned should be washed with a solution composed of one-half ounce of cj-anide of potassium in tw o ounces of water; then brush with the following recipe; cyanide of potassium one-half ounce; Castile soap, one ounce; whiting and water sufficient to form a paste, Cyanide of potassium is a most violent poison, and persons us ing it should be particularly eareful. CHIT DFEN cry for It, hut th-y tfop crying at once, after they htvo taken a tingle do-e, at Dr. Bul.'t Tabv S) rup cures all the paint our liltlt ouei art tuhjtclt*. I'iict 26 eut> a boitU. GUMB© Sour (as made in Florida).— One chicken, fried brown; one gallon water, four slices ot ham; pat tins 011 the fire to cook slowly from 8 o'clock to 12 M. ; have ready one quart of okra, chopped fine, one pint green eern, one pint tematoes, peeled, one onion, chop ped fine; salt and pepper to taste. Let all cook till done. APRLE OMELETTE. —Take about six large apples, paie and stew them as for sauce, beat them smooth while hot, adding one tablespoonfnl of butter, live tablespoonfuls of sugar, nutmeg to taste, or lemon should you prefer; when cold add the beater, yolks, and lastly the whites of three egits; pour into a buttered dish, and bake iu a moderately hot oven, and serve lor tea with Graham bread. Ttutter-Slaking In July xml August. Butter-making can be carried on In hot weather as successfully as in June by using the Gilt-EJged butter Maker, it reduces time of churning, one half. Increases production Gto 10 per cent. Storekeepers pay 3 to 5 cents a ponnd extra for butter made with it. Sold by druggists, grocers and general store keepers. Send stamp for "Hints to Butter-makers." Address Butter Im provement. Co., Bull'alo, N. Y. OUAQUAOA DAIRY,SUSQUEHANNA) VALLEY, N. Y., May £B, 1878 J BUTTER IMPROVEMENT CO., Bufi'aio., N. Y.: Gentlemen —Please accept a sample of butter made froin "hay-fed" cows and with the use of your Gilt-Edge Buttei Maker. Without its use the butter made wis almost as white as lard, while with its use (as you will observe from the sample sent you) the butter is of a very beautiful, even golden color leaving nothing to be desired in that direction. Several of my neighbor dairy farmers have tried your powder and are loud iu its praise. It passes in market as "creamery batter" and is worth from 3 to 5 cents per pound more than dairy butter. H. C. BRYANT. HUMOROUS. THK OTHRR VALISE. —The other day an omnibus full of pas tigers drove up town fioni the Union depot at Burllng t n, lowa, aide by able situ commer cial traveler, named William Maceaby, and Mrs. Winnie C. Diimbleton, the eminent lady temperance lecturer. When the omnibus reached the Barrel House tlie commercial traveler seized ills valise and started out. The lady made a grab after him and he halted. "1 beg your pardon," she said, "but you have my valise." "You nre eertaiuly mistaken, ina datne," tlie traveler said, courteously but firmly, "this is mine." "No, sir," the lady replied, firmly, "it is mine. 1 would know it anions a thousand. You must not take It." But tlie traveler insisted and the lady insisted, and they ca no very near quarreling. Preset Lly one ot ttie pas sengers pointed to a twin valise in the om uibus and asked : "Whose is thatV" "It isn't mine," said the traveler; It is just like it, but this is mine." "And it Isn't mine," said vlie lady; ' lie lias mine, and I'll liavo it or I'll have the law upon him. It's a pity it' a lady can't travel alone in this country without being robbed of her property in broad daylight." Finally tiie traveler said he would open the valise to prove hi-claim. The lady objected at first, sny lug she did not want Iter valise opened in the presence of a crowd of strangers. But as iheie was no other wny of settling the dis pute she at length consented. The traveler sprung the lock, opened the valise, and the cuiious erowe bent for ward to sac. 011 the very top of everything lay a big tlut tlask, half full of whiskey, u deck of cards, and one ur two things that nobodj knows the name of. Tee traveler was the llrst to recover his sel(-possession and speech "Madam," he said, "you are right. The valise is youis. I owe yon a thou sand Hpolo—" But the lady had fainted, and the traveler re-locked his valise with a quiet smile. Early in the afternoon a sign painter down town received a note in a feminine hand, asking him tocoine to tlie Barret House to mark a red leather valise in black letters a foot and a halt long. A WORLD OF GOOD. —One of the most popular medicines now before the American public, is Hop Bitters. You see it every where. People take it wiiii good effect. It builds them up. It is not as pleasant to the taste as some other Bitters as it. is not a whiskey drink. Uis more like the ohl-lit.shion ed bone set ten that has done a world ot good. It' you don't feel just right try llop Bitters.—Numla .Yttr*. THE RETORT COURTEOUS. —A young girl occupied one ot the trent chairs at the entertainment in the Opera House. A snobbish young man with u face showing considerable assurance and ac companying two young women, tapped her on the shoulder and blandly in quired : "Would you mind taking a seat at the door, ma'am, and give these two ladies a place at the front, so that ihev may see good?" She looked up Into his face and inno cently asked: "Is there plenty of room at the door?" "Heaps of it," he eagerly uttered. "St there then," was the exhaustive reply. The managers of the Danbury fair wouldn't have a wheel of fortune on thcgrounds. A thousand dollars didn't tempt thern to have it round. Tliey prouatdy would nave been willing had they thought everything about that wheel would be square. Statistics prove that women's teeth decay at an earlier age than men's, which conclusively proves that spruce gum is more injurious than tobacco. A German poet says a young girl is a lishiug-rod; the eyes are the hook, the smile the bait, the lover the gud geon, and the marriage the butter in whieh he is fried. "IIOME SWEET ITOAIF.," Is much swcet er where Dobbins' Electric Soap, (tnad 0 by Cragln & Co., Pftllad'a., Pa.,) is used. Labor, clothes and temper are preserved by its use. Trial shows iti merit. Have your grocer get It. Many a woman dusts billiard chalk of" her husband's coat, and a big tear stands in her eye as she thinks how late he works nights at his desk by the whitewashed wall Says the Xew York Mail, ''Keep the young men at home." Oh, fudge! give the girls a chance. Keep the old men at home, brother; that's more to the purpose. OURAY, we are told, has adopted the customs of civilized man. Ouray, we are ashamed of you ! Come, come, sign the pledge, and stick to it. As fall waxes old", the blows leave and the leaves blow, the dust leaves and the leaves dust. TEARS are a drug in the M srkct, but they arc one of the few drugs we cure to take. A CUFF on the ear is worse than two on the wrists. ARE guns spiked by the bolts of ar tillej 3*. ANY pan is not a knee pan. •'-STWBT- SUSP Coimuiupiioa Cured. A-N old physician, retired from prac tice, having had placed In his hands by an East Inula missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy lor the speedy and permanent cure for Con sumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Ner vous Debility and all Nervous Com plaints, after having tested its wonder ful curative powers in thousands of cases, has felt It his duty to make it kucw to his suffering fellows. Actu ated by this motive and a desire to re lieve human suflerlng. I will send free of charge to all who desire it, this re cipe, in German, French, or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mall by addressing with stamp, naming this paper, W. W. SHF.RAR, 149 Powers'' Block, Rochester, New York. HIKSKKLL'S Tetter Ointment will cure Sore Eyelide, Bore Nose, Barber's Itch on the ace, or Grocer's Itch on the hand*. It never fails. 60 cents per box. sent by mail for 60 oents. Johnston, Holleway k Co., 602 Arch Bt.,Phila , Pa. 9,1425.50 Profile In 30 Days. $lO in legitimate Stdbk Speculations in Wall street pav immei ee profits. Pamphlets ex plaining everything sent free. HEATH k Co., Brokers, 1227 Broadway, N. Y. IF TOU are Neivoua and Depressed, tak n ootlaucTs German Bitters. HIEKKKLL'S Tetter Ointment will cure all a My or scaly diHca-cs of the sk.n. VEGETINE FOR Chills, Shakes, fever and ague. DB. 11. R. ST.TKNS: TBRBOBO, N. 18T8, r.A*"l?' r : ~ l feel Vfir y flTatehil ror what ymw J uluable m*dl tne, Vegetin , hm done in my r unity. I wish to express m V thanksbv Inform ing >ou of the wonderful cure or my son : als, to ler you know ttiat Veifetlne is tne best medi cine I over saw for CHILLS, HHAKKS. FKVKH and muK My t-on wis MI.-k with measles lu 1878, Wli.eli left btin with Illn-J dnt dl-eiue. My son huir rod a gra il d>-a> or pun all of Hie time; Uio piun w.is so go at lie dd no li ng liut cr> . The iloi'tori >IId Food. I tried one lionle, which was g< a' lieuetlt. U • kept on with ilie medicine. gr du ily ain uif. Ue lias taken eighteen bonlea lu all. and he is completely restore ! to lieal li; iv Iks wl li mit cruteins or cane. Ho li tw-nty yens or age. I have a younger son, Hf cen year's ■ t age, who ts subject lo CHILLS. Wnenever he feels one co mi.g on. I.e : i.uos In. tuk -a anoe or > gotlne, and that i< Ilie last ..f iho chill. Veg ettee ieive.no bu effect upon iim-yntem bke m st or tlie med clues recouim- ndod tor Chi is I iieerfu.ly rec unm nl Vegei no for HUCII 0111 plaints. I think It Is the greatest medicine In the world. ttespec'fuUy MRS. J. W. LIXIVD. YKURTTSE. —VVlicn the blind beco no> lifeless and siaguau , euh r frm c .nge ir weather nr of limate, want of exercise, Irregular diet, or rioin tuy oiu v cause, the VKUKT.SK wilt renew tli • til od. ca ry or 1h A putrid humor-. ciem e the stomach legitime tie bowels, aud imparl a tone 01 vigor lo 1 .e whole body. VEGETINE. DriiKgtaUi* Testimony. Ma. 11. R. STO'IRI; Oetir air Wtt lmve I oen seill g your remedy, the Vegmtne, for abou three year, iind pleasure tn recommending it to our customers, and lu no Instance where a hi od purlli r would reach 1 tie rase, h is It ever f died to effect H CU e, to our knowledge. 1 certainly Is thoneplutul tia of 1 enuvalors. Respectfully, E. M SHEPHERD ft CO.. Druggists, Mt. Vernon; 4U. Is nc.cn iw lodged by nil classes of people to be the b-si and most Tollable LI .od purliler In the wor.d. VEGKTINE, PRETAKKD BT 11. 11 NTKVEXN, Iloston, Maia Vegetineis Sold by all Druggists. ISTIBLIAHF.D IMtk MORGAN ft HEADLT, Importers of Diamonds AND ManDfictfircn of Spectacle •it iixiot itrni, Illustrated Prtoa List Mat t Am Umto "• 'nnlWUmi !. WATCHES WIVES AWAY _S.VOO.OOt> w<> lit of sol ill O >lil nut Silvr % 11 i I) •, Bi.\er-wate, Piau.e, U gni.B hewing Machine* ; Fiei.cU, Muscat Alarm Clock., and J el y, be st * t ii hum -use "icouut of oilier vaiu l> irn*t . Bar egi and Spending! are all el-ariy d*lt with tu fktelaallnf slylv, full of ■xnrrdole ai d wit. Vt It., beaut ifui colored fllu*- trations. new tvpe, toned nap r. rboloe bindings, meo pieces S*q for Sc. 'tame MEMKLKRVOII n- PIA.XO CO., 21 K. 16ih *t , fx. Y. ™ OP BITTERS^ (A MadUiae, mm* m. IrUrih) OOVTATN morm, mvxmv, MAKBIJUCB DANDELION. An an Pan ears Bar Mraoa QIIMIIIW A1 DM in 111 f the Rani Ltrrn, Kldnjv, tat l Urinary Orcaaa, ~t—ri m iM.laau §!► 91—O IN GOLD* Via h pG far • aaa for vfll BO* nra —the best guns yet made for the p.-Ice. Price on application. JOS. C. GRUBB & CO., 712 Market Street. Phila.. Pa. Chronic ZMamaea, bp a mfmkwtng pre**ea REMAMABLE CORES IM# CM wimooi STRQNRLT ENDORSES in ax.T.l AamraTaaaL Msmoxai lamb.MM awn wWbiTi aaed this Tmattnoai THE PENN MUTUAL Life Insurance Company, OF PHILADELPHIA. Incorporated In 1847. A ear la, <0,700,000 PURELY MUTUaL. Purjlu* returned annually in rtducilon of Premi um* or to increase insurance. Policies n<>n forfeit able by the rul.-e of the Coinp my. Endowment Pol icies issued at Life Rates. Agents Wanted. Apply to H. 6. STEPHENS. V. P. dCvt *•— - M - ACSTK_ ■SWBw- '• f> " ...1 .W . J„.. nA ly W* la# lh . lln>l.l,l.aMk.Awmhll N. ttsir/ I GH >Hii*iy)T, mw.Xi., —tl, JCML. .P.. |.< i iw, L.L.sniTa THIS new ELASTIC TRUSS Hs* s Psd dlflerißjr from sll others, b csp-shape, with Belf-AdjatUoß Bell wife tte Berate Is held ecnrely day end mgnt. sod a radical care ear Um. It is easy, durable end cheap. Sent by mail. Circular* Eggleston Truss Co., Chicago, Hl. t LAIBEETHS' SEEDS ARE THE BEST. D. LANDEETH A SONS, 21 A 23 8. SIXTH Btreet LPHIA. JUST OTJTi BELLS OF CORNEYILLE. A haitdaom* and cwp eta Bdl l> o Oi 11 *• B lo<>f Ooranrllta' l>y I lumiunt to, in n w r<>*d>; mna a li— iiiu-n. tlii*ctln|i.ii iiMry and coa.'ii.i.iug ar qqt'w it ii Ili ill) ro ell <>f luet.-Ul'*, it l< Him tub, 0X- Ibmb voiy given unl rsjoyuii i'r--ity, live y NY. • cit UlUgo k net, .loiitrnat g with evvbtl in Aobuy ami Monger, bid* fair to ba on of tin* tu at auccewafu, bo k of its claaa.aaii in un ir iiinbly utn< of tho aweetaat and b at. ft wHI py to buy out, if ouly to aiug from t homo. J'rica j6 eta. VOICE OF WOIMIIIP, (L. 0. Kmeraon.) $9 pur if a u. THE TEMPLE.( W. O.rerktna.) §9p*rdox Nrw Mfthod lor Hinting Clown, (A. N .I hiii. ii.i jjti pin- dox.'ii. 'I ho above it a our throo neweat f luring k 'cho >1 limit*. Xno iirat two ham a lull got of tun s ful Cho.ra Hen full tin of New Sheet M"ale ''Vry wo* k ! " th 41 U-K/A L ItEL' .Ua. Til t U tliv w vtokoop uell informed of ifi a u-a. Ma tad for 6 eta. Vt ait for tbngo bo,>ka. (nlinoat through the preaa): Twin per* tier Jewel*. J 11. Tei.nny. Ame. irnu Anl..(i,u (took. I'arlor Orgao lnairuettow Book. A.N JohUMti* Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston. J. K. DITBOK A (Ml. PR ('heatnut St.. Phlta. THERMOMETERS, I Mlrro.ropm. Opera Kye Olaanna. r illu-lraied Catalogue ol ill p.men, ml mention thla paper. Thoae anawernig mu ArtvertiMinent will woofer a uvor up..n the Ailvartlier and the I'u l> lie her liyalatiiiic I tint they utw the adver •laenmnt In thlaloiiraa Vnamltia the panarl EXO D U S To the boat lan da, in Lbs beat oilman, with the haw markets. and on the best teima, along the Uae of B'y. 3,000,000 ACRES MataAy U the Fanawa RED RIVER VALLEY OFTHE NORTH. Oa long Has, law patoaa aai aaar pfoaMa Pamphlet with hah lafarmatiaa aaaiied free. Ayah h D. A. McKINLAY, Lund Com'r, •1.1.1.41. *l. M. PmL Un. tL*~- 3 711,1 P S half. Prevent* Butter Lcremlag rancid, Improve* market t £ r . - ' .V value 3 loi cents a pound. Guaranteed ftw from all InJariflM \ BB* / =* Ingredients, (ilvca a nice Golden Color the year reond. St Jr-, TOf" V cent.' north vrlll pro,; are <4.00 in Increase of product and ' v " ' * market value. Can yon make a better iare*tmeatt -Hanaro - cf imitations. Genuine BOlly In boxes with trrde ; urk of dairymaid, together with vronte ' LIUITKK MAKER" printed on each package. Powder M>M by Grocer* and General Store-keepers. Ask your dealer for sSyxttvt/*V ourlook "Hints to Buuer-Makera," or Mind stamp to no for it. Small size, X lb., at 25 cents; Larfre siee t*i lbs., '4ilr '"' * l-00, Great ** xin f lj P buying the larger size. Addrcs., BUTTER IMPROVEMENT CO- Prac'rt. ITiCde-maik "Butfer-iJalrr " IleiMlcitii X. T. The redaction here announced in the price of The Sunday School Times puts that paper within the reach of every Sunday-school in the land. It now bocomes, unquestionably, the cheapest weekly paper of its size and character in the United States. It gives 832 large pages (11x16 inches) of reading matter a year, or over eight pages for a cent at its lowest club rate. It costs less than two oenta a week for each member of a clnb of twenty or more persons. Schools that have been taking other publications because the clnb rates of The Sunday School Tunes were higher than they could afford, will not be slow to appreciate these new prices. The lewest Tate heretofore for a clnb of less than thirty copies has been f 1.90 for each paper. ICow the price for twenty copies, or over, is SI.OO for each paper. The redaction is a bold one, and even the present large circulation does not warrant it, bat the change is desirable for the due extension of its field, and tbe necessary increased circulation is ture to come. Lower prices do not mean a poorer paper, or lees of it,—on the contrary, it is purposed to make the paper better than ever before in all of its departments. Here arc the "Sew Rates. —From one to four copies, $2 each. From fire to nine copies, in a package to one address, sl-50 each. From ten to nineteen copies, in a package to one address, $1.25 each. Twenty copies or more in a package to one address, SI.OO each, These prices include postage, which is prepaid by the publisher. Subscriptions will be taken for any portion of a year at yearly rates. While the papers for a club must be sent in a package to one address, the publisher desires to have for reference the names of all the subscribers. He, therefore, reqnirtw thai each club subscription be accompanied with a list of the names and addresses of the persons who are to use the paper. Superintendents will remember that they can try the paper in their schools for a portion of a year at the yearly rate. Twenty teachers can be snppiied for three months for five dollars. Why not begin now? '• " • Any reader of this advertisement, who has never been a subscriber to The Sunday School Times, can roceive it on trial every week for three months fbr twenty-five cents. Send also for a free specimen of The Scholars' Quarterly, a forty four-page scholars' lesson help, containing A colored map, beautiful illustrative pictures, and a great variety of valuable lesson matter. Address, JOHN D. WATTLES, Publisher, 725 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pa. Keep this for reference. Office of Dr. M. W. CASE, 933 Arch Street, Philadelphia. A ■■ A ■% |% I ■ I* a Terrible l>f*easc. Jhjtpirful effect*— ■ Jm ■ OUU corruption running down lb. throat, "weak eye*, deaf- BLju AAA ■ AA fCfei nr#B - '<** °f voice, low of ruell, di*;ruliiig edoim, nud A A ■ JT A I II II I deformitlM, and finally consumption. From Cut te hut it is ever aggressive. Ordinary treatments are won* than usefam. If neglected |b white a cure is pnssibia. it may rapidly S#v-eiop into quick consumption. The most ■WMIMrn thorough, SMCcasstul and pleasant treatment is Skrf#|Ml.MS CAEBDUTS if HE IBEAMT SA FOR CATARRH. ASTHMA!" RiiamnHß t.quire fen mtn* mnmaMnHsnsMmpssssmnsnsmMHSMSßmimsnana mUt to demonstrate ths value of Carbolato of Tar, the most heal- 1 f\ /\aiefilbn DTI IVI ing remedial agent krunrn to science. Balsams and Cordials of |_VkJriOU Bfl M I wly t tbs most healing and soothing properties are so combined with TP™ Pine Tree Tsr. that the mare breathing converts them into a dense smoke IBrOHCultlS OS I/SQoIIDSS. or vapor. This Is inhaM —taken right to the diseased parts. No beat. 'jMManMowaM'* no hot water, simply inhaling or breathing It, and yon feol Its healing power at once. This treat ment is aadorsed by physicians svsrywhero, and highly commended by fieenlnee thnt Peas thousands, who have used It with perfect satisfaction. FULL TREATMENT virvulaiS, fIC,, OPDI I T"C Mat. Satisfaction Always Guaranteed. Address, DR. HI. W. CASE, 933 Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa. ADVERTISEMENTS nserted in AMY OR ALI of the Newspapers named in their Dineo tory for OME TIME, or for O.\E YEAR, in the best ' positions, which are carefully watched, at the LOWEST PRICES, on application to S. M. PETTENCIILL & CO., at either of their offices in A * ESTIMATES MADE J For Advertisers without charge, for insertion in a CHOICE SELEC* TIOM of Newspapers, or for the BENT Newspapers in AMY City, Town, County or Section. Advertisements in the Best Positions, at Very Reasonable Bates. S. M. PETTENGILL & CO. 701 OUcßtnut Street, Pnilada. a a WIIH WIIH HOM:COMDUCTIWG CEMQjffi ■4 RETAIN THE HEAT LOHCEB>, I -^OONOTBIJRijirHEHAH 1 The Albrecht Are (ha Chaapek flrai-elwaa Viaaa* Hi tba martet Unl and gal peieea, or wad tor liluairatad l aialogaa and PrlaaUah. ALORECHT Sc CO., Warcroom* i dio Arch Street, Phlladatphbh Ph. its