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KKiVim -v; tic 1-C.iS.Cr. L has a
ri->a o! is a U.n\ inn business
eemr%uo4 vatretothr trade of an average
ri 'm* of over etnht mtVs. ir oliirh the
a larger eirculaii-m than alt
tWrrematx oouitouM.
.tfrvrlJ*: r> *r^*..>*. •kcC'- a ie?eof f J;,.*.
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TO bCRGOL."
chiidit-n, you have told
me icw many mom it rs we have in
He Legu-latcre, who presides over
:u h body, how laws ere made, and
w often a ladled States Senator
is elected, and in return I will—''
I had reached this point Ike other
* vening when there cauie a ring k!
t'z e door bell, and afirr a minute I
discovered that Mr. Old Fogy ln:d
dec-ded on another attack. lie
mcaul to give n e fits this time.
He brought along two or three
tt.ichen w i;h him, snd thev at once
walked into my school room. I did
j : fast bare a sign of "Slate Pris
on" over the door, s as to make it
seem like a regular school house to
t. e put iis, l a- .i> th.y i: sisttd upon
r. .ding .i :<s i novelty I removed
the sign.
"Well, you have been teaching, 1
eee ?" observed Mr. Old Fogy.
"Yrs, six of these children belong
in the neighborhood, and don't fit
ter d any regular school."
"We don'i txaclly agree on the
school question, you know!' said
Mr. CM Fogy- "You did rather
stump tee the other night, but I'd
l.ke you to some of those teach
ers a few questions."
"Very well. Mr. Blank, how
many bnslielsof wheat will make a j
barixd of flour ?"
"Wby, that isu't a regular ques
tion,"' he replied as he looker! round.
•'lsn't it ? Your arithmetic says
that sixty pounds of wheat make a
busbek ai d because it dries not say
Low many bushels make a barrel of
flour the farmer who is figuring on
his rear's supply must be left in ig
norance. Here is Charlie, oolv 9
yrars o.d— he may answer."
"From four and a half to five
bushels," the boy replied.
"Now, Mr. Biar.k, can you name
t!is more prominent stais ?"
"I can, sir. '
••I thought si ; but can you tell
r:e how many spokes there are in
t ,e front whe-I of a buggy— caa any
of you ?"
"I protest!" cried Mr. Old Fogy,
but they didn't answer for all ttiat.
"iYeil, Mr. Blsuk, can you trans
late Latia ?"
4 *f can, sir."'
aouOt of it ; bat can you tell
rae bow to preserve cider ?"
'•There y:>u g> again ? cried Mr.
t id Fogy, but noue of theal could
teH.
4 Are yr u familiar with rube root,
Mr. Jibmk ?"
' I BUI."
"B it can v) 1 tell ma tin salary
of our Governor V"
None of the n coulJ.
"Try sline of ths ladies," sug
gest J Mr. Oil Fogy, after a few
more questions.
"All right. Miss B'ar.k. are you
gvxl in algebra ?"
"I think so."
"And t.m you tell me how many
yards of oottoa to buy for a pair of
I-dliow-slips *r"
"Why, r.0."
"Dj voa know what will take
Mains out of a table cloth, or grease
t-KCS out of a carpet ?"
* No, air."
"Can you direct a cook .to make
lie ciust or ens biscuit or bread V"
"No, sir."
* Do you know the average length
of iace c .alms ?"
"No, sir."
"Can you ro ; x a mustard plaster,
tell a*s a ready family antidote for
poison, saggc*3t a family remedy for
a c-s! lor a *.> re threat, tell me how
raany yards ia a bunch of dies?
brai l, the number of yards )f tick
ing to make a bediick, away to re
jj >vepaint from wind)ws, or how
t# arxke for the sick ?*'
"No, sir."
"What are you driving at ?" in
d.gnaatly demanded Mr. Old Fogy.
"I'll let mv class go and tell you.
Let m-* first remark that I haven't
asked a question which these child
ren bet* cant answer. This little
-rerl win promptly answer everything
I iiav as red Miss B.auk, and yet
ste is not ten years old, A mouth
I told her that alum and brown
?mg <r xaixei together would relieve
troop. A week ago, at dead of
Zi r?: fit, roused from sleep by her par
ts a: d the wails of her sick broth
er. pre p are# the remedy while
1: *r fatker CM after the doctor and
# * *r mother excited aid helpless,
and ia huf an hour the croup was
?w. Y*i ask*-J me what I'm
<lriiu r a. - W mi : arc exited help-
low, and we do not look to see them
have preseuce of mind. Why are
they so ? Simply because they may
know algebra by heart and yet. not
know what ail antidote is for almost
every poison. They learn astrono
my ; and yet don't know what is
good for a bum, or how to stop the
noae bleed. Thev know all about
Nit any, and yet can not tell what to
do for a person who has fainted
away."
"Rut I'm not a housekeeper,"
protested Miss Blank.
"No ; well, every woman looks
' forward to marriage. They were
1 -
born to. Every female expects to
marry rich, but not one in five hun
dred can so marrj as to throw the
I entire responsibility of her house
on hired help. Six out of ten may
have a servant, but unless the mis
tress knows hnv things should go
what can bo exacted of the girl ?
While the lady sits in the parlor and
realizes that she can draw, play the
piano and -ead French, the "help"
Uft to experiments, and having no
interest, breaks, smashes and tl rows
awity, and the family are soon look
ing for a cheaper house. Miss
Blank here inav marry and never
have to lift a hand, but if she knew
every duty—if she knew remedies
and receipts—wouldn't she have
more self-reliance And be better pre
pared for her responsibilities ?*'
"Can Y.ui name one married lady
in Detroit who makes use of alge
j bra ? Can you name one who is
ever inconvenienced far the want of
a knowledge of geometry ? Do you
know of one who wouldn't trade off
all bvr Latin for a cure for corns ?"
Mr. Old Fogy said he thought it
looked as if we would have a snow
storm.
"Then take the other side. We
do not teach our boys to be observ
ing, and tiien we turn around and
call them heedless. We pass the
things of every day life to let them
grasn at the theoretical. They thus
become helpless. They can name
the planets, but they cannot give
the length and width of a brick.
They can 11 imc every ancient phi
losopher, but they can't put up the
stove-pipe ; they can figure in cube
root, but they can't tell all-wool
cloth from half cotton. We let them
go to school for years, are nrou 1 to
find that they know so much, and
then discover that they can't tell
why liiekoiy wood will burn longer
than pine, and we bear somebody
say of them : "lie has a fine edu
cation but no horse-sense."
Mr. Old Fogy suggested that it
was getting late.
"Now, tVen, seme of you tell me
of a business man who has made, his
money through a classical educa
tion. Tell me one lawyer who wins
by flowery sjeec!ie3, and I'll name a
dozen who win by arguments which
even boys con digest. Name a mer
chant who buys at random, as we
educate children, and I will name
the day of his failure. Naino one
who can tell you how to saw out a
boot-jack, build an ice box, putty
in a pane of glass, mix paint or hang
a gate, and I'il show you that lie is
doing a safe business, dictated by
observation ar.d common eense.
Last year a gentleman with a fine
collegiate education opened a gro
cery stone on a certain street in this
city, asking no advice as to location,
and making no observation on the
movement of the public. lie bad
got nicely opened when a bootblack
calh-d in one day and bluntly said :
"Gimme a cent's worth of pea
nu a!"
"I'eonuts ! boo, I don't keep a
peanut stand 1" was the indignant
reply.
"You won't keep even a peanut
stand here two months p rom now !"
chuckled the lad as he lounged out.
Jh five weeks t'*ere was a failure,
and the grocer was $3,000 cash out
of pocket in seven week's time.
The observing boy knew that store
was too far down town, because he
had watched the itm vomeuts ot the
people who bought at retail. The
grocer had been at Yale College,
and he didn't deem it necessary to
know a lamp-post from a salt-bar
rel in order to establish a trade.
The other day a lady who can
speak several languages and who
graduated with high honors at Vos
sar wanted some mince pies made
and put away for New Year's.
Neither of her servant girls knew
how to make them, and so the lady
went out among her neighbors. She
tried to remember what they told
her, but her pi 3 weie made with
out sugar or salt, and with only
one crust. When told "they tast
ed like basswood chips," she burst
into tears and sobbed out :
"They educated me to be an idiot
instead of a woman J"— M. Quad, in
Detroit dree Press.
NOT A FRIIU.
Yesterday when a benzinish
looking man entered a saloon on
Grand Kive.r street and stated that
ho felt like having a shake of the
ague, the bar-tender coldly replied
that he might hava four of them
for all he cared.
"I have no mbney and I must
have a drink of gin or a shake of the
ague," continued the man.
"No money, no gin."
"Ilave you 110 heart ?" appealed
the stranger.
"Yes, sir ; but it's ten years
since 1 saw a man shake and I shall
really enjoy your performance.
Please let uie know when the show
begins."
"It—it (shiver) will begin (shiver)
right o-o-tl!" stammered the man,
and it did. His lips turned blue,
his hinds grew eoM and he shook.
At the first shako a brick fi il from
one of his coit pockets. At the
next an egg ulaut was shaken from
another. In about a minute he
shook down four onions, an empty
oyster can, a ball of string, two
new pie pans, a stove handle and
about twenty cigar stubs. Where
they came from 110 one could see,
but every shiver was accompanied
by a rattle and din.
"Clot it pretty hard," remarked
the saloonist.
"This is only theb-o-beginninft!"
shivered the man, as lie backed up
to the stove. There was no fire in
it, and the pipe was shaken down in
a minute. In the confusion two
tables were upset and a decanter
Knocked eft the counter and a free
fight ensued between live or six
men. When peace reigned the man
with the ague was found on a bar
rel outside, shaking so that the iron
hoops rattled.
"You scoundrel I ' shouted the
saloon ist.
"Don't I shake ?" inquired the
man, and "c-cun I help shaking ?"
"You have damaged me fifty dol
lars worth !"
Win s-sorry, but iliiln't I warn
you and d-didn't you wmt toeectho
per-pevfor mance ? Do you 'spose
I'm a fraud, and that I g-g<> round
per performing for nuthiu' ? F-fifty
dollars is my lowest fitter, sir, and
I s-sometimes get a bandied I"
HOW TO TKIUt AN OSAGE HEDGE
{Bmlinjrtou llawkcye.]
I saw an honest farmer trimming
an csuge orange hedge over in Hen
ry county. It is a very peculiar op
eration, and I listened to it with a
good deal of interest. 1 say listen
ed, because the interesting feature
of trimming a hedge consists not s >
much in what lho farmer does, an
iu what he says. The honest farm
er had a crooked knife on the end
of a hoe handle. lie stuck this into
the tall hedge and gave it a jer k.
Then he said :
"Ah !"
Then ho jerked again and down
came the hedge switch. Then he
said :
"Ah-h I"
Then he took hold of the wither
ed switch and drew it away from
the hedge. Then ho put his thumb
to hi 3 mouth and stool on one foot,
and said :
"Ah-h-H-II! ! I"
Then ho once more into the
breach dear, dear, friends, made
another prod with the book and
said, loudly :
"Gee-whiz!"
Then he pulled out a wicked look
ing branch with his hook and roar
ed :
"Great snakes
Then he pulled out a crooked
branch so full of thorns that it made
your bae'e ache to look at it, and
when he stumbled over it and it
wrapped it>elf around his legs, he
stood still for a scco nd, then drop
ped his hook, lifted his hands to
heaven and screamed ;
"Oh ! Bloody murder !"
The next rake he made he brought
the whole top of a hedg j plant with
live or six branches, right down on
hi 3 back. Then lie threw his hedge
hook fifty feet into a ten acre field,
opened his mouth tin ice in voiceless
grasp, spread his arms out and fell
down tilt 011 his face dug his toes
into the turf, drum ming on the
turf in his agony with his clenched
fists, and wailed like a storm of
wrath :
"0!i 1 dad essentially ! Take Lim
off ! Somebody take him off."
When he got up he said I seemed
interested in hedge trimming, and
he would teach me how to do it my
self. I said no, I wouldn't try to
learn. I would like to know how,
but 1 was too awfully lazy.
TOIL AND BK HAPPY. The
Christian fit Work tfiiiska that Ros
kin never said a truer thing than
this : "If you want knowledge,
yon must toil for it ; if food, you
must toil for it ; and if pleasure,
you must toil for it." Toil is law.
Pleasure comes through toil, and
not by self-indulgence and indolence.
When one gets to love work his life
is a happy one. Said a poor man in
Brooklyn, the other day, with a
family of eleven to provide fbr :
If I were woith a million dollars, I
should not wish to do much differ
ent than I do now every day, work
rg hour after hour. I love it a
thousand times better than to rest."
He hai for nearly half a century
been surrounded by workers and
has caught the spirit of industry,
lie loves his work better tban food
or sleep. lie is happy who has con
quered laziness, once and forever.
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by Dr. K. 11. Koote. of 12 ! I.vxlnpton Ave.
N. Y. Purchasers of this book are at liberty
to consult its author in peison or bv ma'l
free. Price by mail. for the Stanhaiu.
edition, oi *1 60 for the HOPiiAK edition
which contains all the sante r.atie and i!-
lustrations, routents tatdes iree. Aoksts
WANtrn. MURRAY HILL PL'HLJSIiIN(
Co., 12'J East 28th Ft. N. \. 3S-1\
D. H. GETZ
Allornci-aMaw
Lcwisburg, Pa.
Oilicp opposite the Union National Bank
(Jan be consulted in Gnjliali or German.
No. Mt.
American House,
J.P. • WEIDSNSAUL
Proprietor.
OLD AND rorui AR STAN
Corner ar ketan cFr critrec-tt
LEWISBURG PA
Firr" Class Hotel d :iil
CI IA RGESMOPERA TE.
C. M. PETEEE.
CI3AS AT J :'A 3. Uiiiß
VYHOLESALE.AND RETAIL DEALER IN
Choice Brands of Tobacco
and Cigars,
SS!OK I US' /.RVICIKB, F.7C.,
RKET tiTHEST,
Lezr ?.v b u r<o, .
FlTt£!ti
J. H. HAZELL,
Spring Mills, Fa.,
is at all times prepared to make fnrtimire o
order. lie hopes l\ good work and low
prices to merit a share o puh'.ic patronage.
Cane 1 ottom chairsalways 011 bnud.
UNDERTAKING V SPECIALITY.
FITS EPILEPSY
or
FALLING SICKNESS
Permanently Cured—no lium^ug;—
by one MOSTU'S IS.-.tK or I>V- OOl'LARIl'g
OILBMATBD IRTAIUIII FlI POWI K.S.
To convince sufferers that these powders
will do nil i\e clnini for them, we will
send tliem by mail, POST PAID, n PEEK TRI
AL BOX. As br. Goulard is the only phy
sician that has ever made this disease*a
special study, and as to our knowledge
thousands have been VEHMASESTI Y RI'UEN
by the use of these powders, we will guar
antee a permanent cure in every case, or
refund yon all money expended. All
sufferers should give 'these powders an
early trial, and he convinced of their cur
ative powers.
Pi le for large box, $.1.00, or 4 boxes for
SIO.OO, sent by mail to any part of I nited
.States or Canada on receipt of price, or b>
express. C. O. I>. Address.
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ATJTIIB
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Their comparative excellence is recogni/
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whi' h tht- following is an extract :
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GO'S exhibit us ihc best luslrii
meuts at a price rendering tliem possible
to a large, class of purchasers, liaviiip. a
combination of Heeds and liells. producing
novel and pleasing effects, containing many
desirable improvements, will stand longer
in dry or damp climate, less liable to get out
of order, all the boards being made three
ply, put together so it isimpossible for them
to ell iter shrink, swell or smit." THE
OXY ORGANS AWARDED THIS
RANK. ,
This Medal and Award wa< granted after
the most severe competition of the best
makers, before one of the most conipc
tent juries ever assembled.
New Styles and prices just issued, whHi
are in accordance with our rule, the BEST
ORGAN for the least money.
We are prepared to appoint a few new
Agents.
Illustrated Cataloguo mailed, post-paid
onapplication to
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P>3 W V'j OS/33 change ■< the bobbin oecometfcxLiur't'd.
f.l li I; Cv m AU I'tS teiarino pelntj ure'&iijottt:ile,ar^U
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iv<v I .'* .;. - J F.yfo? TN I'KU'Kw we ooiilirtue to use the beat iu.\icn I
ft. , - \ £,'}'fcisL-cl i ar.il exercise the greatestcareia tlieir"ta*Suia ;e: •-.
dlri'y " VJCT3SISSWISO MACHIXE CO..
rtstengracSi OgM, 281 l*dbw S„ ri:j:e, m. TSIITCIPALOTTICS i-d Kamf-rtariej, Kiiirtm. :::;
KEYSTONEWRIN6ER.
Has Greater CapM3ity,
Is better finished
%j|f Than any other wringer now made.
= i A \ v TI3:E BOLJjS
r s,*r! r Are made of White Rubber clear to
I -tifi-a, y the shaft. No twine or wire or hbrotis ma
slEHte&terial, or anything else but rubber being
used. The rubber is vulcanited upon the
m m |kj#/ tfuj/t and cannot be taken of except by eut
jll'.iKMNi " - Jj. ting it off. They are more elastic than
§f (* * j; s&jQl otherrollsbecause there is nothing but
Sw*p\ rubber on the shaft, and more durable
because there is no twine or fibrous mate
"*brv. .rial to rot out or wire to ctU the rubtier.
- ■..-They are greatly superior to any otbea
kind of roll now known.
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The sres i pcy jlarlly cf the Whti# Is the tr.Ml ton
tfncina tribute to its exccl'ence end superiority
over other nat hir.es. and la submitting it to the
trade we put it upon its trsrlfs, and In no instance
has it ever yet failed to satisfy any rocwnaiendation
in its favor.
The demand for the White has Increased to such
an extent that we are new compelled to turn out
■dL Oc23a.*>lto Sew Ing
•"verjr tiix©e xii*. r~. ia.tea in.
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tlio "c.oro.a.ri.c'.l
Every nsehlns is wa"ra p '.!cd for 3 years, and
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payments, ia suit the convenience cf customers.
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TOE Matchless - forain-e*aTing Tinea
having, nod ilonot Saving 1 nrvshera oi Ilil* <t-y tnj
feneration. Beyond all Rivalry for Rapid Wold, Fey.
fact Gkuulug, and for (saving Grain from Was tag a.
a RAIN Raisers Trill not Snbmltto tbo
euoiTioiui wastvo of Grain k i. > 1 trior work !om> t.y
Iho ether machines, witcn cuco posted cu tUo cilflexxnoo.
IHE ENTIRE Tbrcshlnij Expenses
, and olten 11.> ft 'J <m'S l.iat auiuiuil i can l-i uiane by
lb. Extra Grata BAY hi) by the so Improved Mri.in.
HO Revolving Shafts Inside the Hepa
rsMr. Kutlrv.jr f.-.o l.uiu Be.-urra, Pftkvra, E-iidlcs,
and all snrh tlme-waattug and krato-waatlu* compli
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NOT only Vastly Superior for Wheat,
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cessful Threntier In Flax, Tlmotliv, Mitlet, Cloeer, and
like Seeds. Requires no " attachments " or " rebuilding '•
to change from Grain to Seeds. '
MARYET.OUS for simplicity of Parts,
Using lees twm t.ie i.siihl Belts au-d Ueois.
Uidiea uo Lltteriugs or Scatterings.
FOUR Sizes of Sppomtors Made, rang,
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klauutod Horse Powers to tuatcli.
STEAM Power Threshers a Specialty.
a opcid eixe bcjMUator laado lor bieaiu rower.
OITR. UTIFLVNLED Stenm THRPABRV En
f V'itu Valuable Jinpr iv. mrn..* uu I 1 .oiiiKUvo
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IN Thorough Workmanship, Eleimnt
Finish, IVr ti una of PnrtH, Compietrit**H of hquipment,
etc., our •*ViidUTOU" Thresher OutUuiuo laoouiporokU.
fOIt Particulars, call on our Dealers
or wrltu la us lor Illustrated Cmcnhrr, which we mail ltee,
filtf # LIVER jflV I a# 1
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