BY MEYERS & MENGEL. dPttbtiatiottS. JB7O. rFAM,v ' v 1870. NEWSPAPER FOR EVERYBODY "THE PATRIOT," A Daily anl Weekly Newspaper GREAT INDUCEMENTS TO CLUBS, o.lly D niiocratie Paper at the Capital. THE WEEKLY 1 ATKIOT s an eight page sheet, and contains ftrty-eight Columns of reading matter, luits columns can ue found tales sketches, cm resnoudence. spuhes. agricultural facts and experience*, rjteiuts iu -lotu-Stic economy, science and art. 1, oovery, travel, iu aidant*, anecdote?, historical stficeues, state uess items, local occurrences. fro ' t md do en j'tc news, noted evci ts, tele grams from all parts of the world, commercial re p >rts, ?ro'K an i general market quotations and a gr iit v iriety ••f :jrreui mtacellauy, be-iuesedit oritl 1.1 1 JO umunicated discuaaiona ot and crtti- Cisus the p.st political eveutsof the limes A 1 IJ I to enssd varied subjects will be mil and fr J t i est >r. of congressional and legislative pro "'''""WlH OF THE WEEKLY: )is s py, •te ye ir, casb in advance $2 00 t ■ j c pv, six months, " " f V° F>ir c >p,es, >ue year, '* " * - ,u t' 11 J pte*. one year, " f* !' u T J tty copies, one year," " 25 On T uriy copies, one year, " " 00 Fifty J ipiei.one year, " " 8' Oo On ban Ire,l copies, " " 135 00 .Fit,i CJC fillowiug premiums to persous getting up ilars. Age its -on ling us cla'os will be paio the fill > ring pr miuins in money : To i iy person sending us a Oluo o four for $7 50 cash $1 00 *• ten for $lB OU cash 200 " twenty for 35 00 cash 401 ■' thirty torssl OOcash 6On " fifty f.irsil 00 cash 10 Oil 11 one baa ice J torsl 35 00 ca5h...... 25 00 The cish to ucompauy every order. Agents miyrettin unountof their premiums. Y* i i i • man lev >te your leisure time to gett;ng up slabs for theI'ATRIOT There is not a vil la.} i or cowuihtpin which, with a little exertion. ■ i Hub any not be raised Here is an excellent opp irtnoity to circulate a goo I weekly paper ?nd in tke mo te/ by the operation. No such offers ut -.C) o'er m i le before by the publisbeis of any uewsp iper Send your order? as soon as possible. THE \I MINING PATRIOT is a firstl ISS daily newspaper, containing full asst niinpleteaud accurate market reports, full accounts of the proceedings ofCongress and L tgi data re, spicy ediiojial*. etc.. e-c. TERMS OF THE DAILY : ■One copy, one year, by mail *' ®" F vo copies, one year, by mail 32 (Ml Ten copies.one year, by mail 6 y L irger club? at the Ihbi named rates. P per? tn ay b ) separately addressed. but must be taken in one p wkage. The money must accompany the order to insure attention. Address B F. MEYERS 4 Co., dec2tf Harrisburg, Pa._ \TOW IS THE TIME TO SCB JJ>( SOI E FOR THE NEW YORK WEEKLY. The People s Fayorite Journal. The Most interesting Stories Are always to be found in the NEW YORK WEEKLY. At present there are SIX GREAT STORIES running through ilseolumns; and at least ONE STORY IS BEGUN EVERY MONTH. New Subscribers are thus sure of having the commencement of a new oouti uued story, no mat ter when they subscribe for the NEW YORK WEEKLY. Etch number of the NEW YORK W EEKL\ contains Several Beautiful Illustrations, Double the Autouutof Reeling Matter ot any paper oi its class end the sketches. Short Stories, Poems, etc., are'by the ablest writers of America and Karope. The NEW YORK WEEKLY •d >es not confine its usefulness to amusement, but p * isront quantity ot r*Ny Instructive JH itter, iu the luoai ooudeiised f rui 1 h* X. V. WEEKLY DEEARTMEXTS Uav e attained a high reputatiou from their brev ity. ex -elltiuee, auu correct nets The Plea* int Paragraphs are made up of the coueeu i rtteti wit *nd uuuior of untuy iiiiiids. rif Kioto'etg-3 Box liOGuliuaj I o uaelul in form iti.ui on ell mituuer of subjects. Pie Xetci Item* give in the words the L'S will rei cw its best efforts as a first-cla.-e New? and Literary Journal Ev ery improvement <>f modern j >urua'i*ui —by which it is distinguished—will be maintained, and such attention be given to tie several department? as will in ure their continued interest.and whatever iit'V be necessary to render tbeui more complete will not be lost eight ot. • Through no o her me lium can families and in dividuals in the towns and village* and rural districts of the country be at w ell supplied with proper literature, and a full knowledge of the >? trld'a whole news, from week to week. MAKE VP CLUBS. While the WEEKLY SUX is afforded at the low rateotsl 50 per annum to single subscriber?, the CU B rates are still lower, carrying tbe price j do v n as low as one dollar per year whf re twenty fiive copies or wore are takeu at one post office at a time, vi* : Club of Six Copies. One Year 5s 00 Club of Twelve Copies. Ore Year 15 00 Club os Fifteen C-pies.Oue Yesr 1 00 Club of Twentv Copies. One Year 22 00 Club of Twentv five Copies.One \ ear 25 till Club of Thirty-five C >ptes. One Year 3o 0 Parties, then, should get up CLCBS in their towns, villages and r eighborLoods, at.d thin se cure the advantage of these very low rates. Any postmaster or storekeeper in the e nnty may eas ilv accomplish this among his acnuaintances, or any active person, male or ft wale, do the same The regular diffusion of the liphi and intelligence which such a journal aflmds will be a moral aud social advantage in any neigh boihood To thoae parties getting upctubsl'or the Week -1 y Sun. sent to one post i ffice, we will mail here after to tbe address ot any one sending us A Cut OF TWEOVE SUBSCRIBERS An extra copy a' the Weekly Sun. gratis, forone year ; for a CLCB :>r TwEsrr SUBSCRIBERS We will seud a copy of Tne Daily and Weekly Sun for six months; for a CLUB OF TWEXW-FIVE SI BSCRIBRRB We will send a copy l the Daily Suu for one year, and to the sender of a CLUBOFTHIRTV RTVEOR MORE We wilt wall both tbe L'aily and Weekly Sun for one year. GARDEN, FRUIT. * HERB, TREE. SHRUB and EVERGREEN SKBD.S with direction? for culture, prepaid by mul The most complete and jit licioas assort wnt in the country Ag*-nta wanted. 25 "forts of ether for $100; prepaid by mail. Also Small Fruits, Plants, Bulbs, all the new P itstaia. Ac., prepaid bv m? ; l 4 lbs. Eaiiv itu.a Potat >. prepaid, for $1 00 Conover's Co' oj,I Asoiragu* $3 prr 100; $25 per 1000, preodl. ff ;w hr Cy fratrant cverblooniing Ja. pin H ney?uekle. 50 etc. each, prepaid. True C*;ic Cod Cranberry, for upland or lowland cul ture, $1 00 p-r 100, prepaid, with directions.— Prised Catalogue to any address, gratis; also trade list. t*ed< on Commission. B M. WATSON. Old Colony Nurserio? and ftasl Warehouse, Plymouth. Man. Established n 1*42 JanOmi, TERMS OF PUBLICATION. rH*BitDroHi>GAtTTKi publiahederery Thnrs ,ay morning by MEVBES 4 t $2.00 per iinum, if paid strictly in advance , $2.50 il pud ail months; $3.00 it not paio withinsix months. 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A liberal discount is made to persons advertising by the quarter, half y ear, or year, as follows : 3 months, fi months. 1 year. •One square - - - $4 50 $ 6 Oii *JO 00 Two squares - - - 8 1)0 000 16 60 Three squares - - - 8 00 12 00 20 00 Quarter column • • 14 00 20 00 35 00 Half column - - - 18 00 25 00 45 00 One column - 30 00 45 00 80 00 ♦One square to occupy one inch of space JOB PRINTING, of every kind, done with aeatness and dispatch. THE GAZETTE OEEICB has just been refitted with a Power Press and new type, and everything in the Printing line can be exocu ted in the most artistic manner and at the lowest rites —TERMS CASH IjTAUIe tiers should be addressd to MEYERS 4 MENGEL, Publishers. pisrelliiufouis. jpilE INQUIRER ;BOOK STORE, opposite the Mengel House, BEDFORD,PA. Tbe proprietor take* pleasure in offering to the public the I'oliow ing articles belonging to the Book Business, at CITY* RETAIL PRICES : MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS. NOVELS. BIBLES, HYMN BOOKS, &C.: Large Family Bibles, Small Bibles, Medium Bibles, Lutheran Hymn Books, Metbodist Hymn Boot.s, Smith's Dictionary of the Bible, History of tbe Books of the Bible, Pilgrim's Progress, 4c., 4c., 4c. Episcopal Prayer looks, Presbyterian Hymn Books, SCHOOL BOOKS. TOY BOOKS. STATIONERY, Congress, Legal, Record, Foolsci p. Letter, Congress Letter, Sermon, Commercial Note, Ladies' Gilt, Ladies' Octavo, Mourning, French Note, Bath Post, Damask Laid Note, Cream Laid Note, Envelopes, Ac. WALL PAPER. Several Hundred Different Figures, the Largest lot ever brought to Bedford county, for sale at prices CHEAPER THAN EVER SOLD iu Bedford. BLANK BOOKS. Day Books, Ledgers, A-'Count Books, Cash Books, Pocket Ledgers, Time Books, Tuck Memorandums, Pass Books, Money Books, Pocket Books, Blank Judgment Notes, drafts, receipts, Ac INKs AN L INKtsTAN Lb. Barometer Inkstands, Gutta Peicba, Cocoa, and Morocco Spring Pocket Inkstands, Gins- and Ordinary Stands for Schools, Flat Glass Ink Wells and Back, Arnold's Writing Fluids, Hover's Inks. Carmine Inks. Purple Inks, Charlton's Inks, Eokolon for pasting, Ac PENS AND PENCILS. Gillot's, Cohen's, Hollowbush A Carey's, Payson. Dunton. aou Seribner'e Pens, Clark's Indellible, Faker's lablet, Cohen's Eagie. Olfice, Faber's Guttknechl's. Carpenter's Pencils PERIODICALS. Atlantic Mon hly, Harper's Magazine, Madame Detuorest's Mirror of Fashions. Eleetic Magazine, Godev's Lady's Book, Galaxy. Lady's Friend, Ladies' Repository, Our Young Folks, Sick Nax. Yankee Notions, Budget of Fun, Jolly Joker, Phuuny Phellnw, Lippincott's Magazine, Riverside Magazine, Waverly Magazine, Ballou's Magazine, Gardner's Monthly. Harper's Weekly, rank Leslie'! Illustrated, Chimney Corner, New York Ledger, New York Weekly, Harper's Bazar, Every Saturday, Living Age, Putnam sMonthly Magazine, Arthur's Rome Magazine, Oliver Gptic's Boys and Girl's Magazine Ac. Constantly on hand to accomodate those who want to purchase living reading maltter. <>nly a part of the vast number of articles per taining to the Book end Statio:ery business, which we are prer ared to sell cheaper than the cheapest, are abo/eenumerated. Give us a call We buy and sell for C ASH, and by this arrange ment wesrpect to sell as cheap m goods ol this class are sold anywhere I inglS7o. rriHEBEDFOJUH BANK, X BLOODY RUN, PENN'A. Accounts Solicited from Bonks, Barkers and others. Interests aliowed 011 time deposits. Col lections in >de on ail accessible points A general banking business transacted. Stockholdeis indi vidually liable for deposits. STOCKHOLDERS: J M. BELL, G. W. GAKRETSON. j \V. PGR BISON, D. P. GH IN. JOHN tCOIT. H U. FISHER, THMAS FIS HER, J. H GLAZtKR, VV ltiißßF, —of Firet National Bank of Huntingdon, Pa. S. L RL'SSELL, Bedford. Pa. S NYCUH. Kays Hill. Pa. J. M 8.-tKNUOLLAU, Bloody Run, Pa. J B WILLIAMS. J. W BARN-DOLLAR, " • J DuBOIS, " " feblMit. J Bi'BOlS,Cashier. OPRINO AND SIMMER IMPOUIAIIO \T o i to . IN RIBBONS, MILLI.SERY AND STRAW GOODS. ARMSTONU, CATOR, & CO , Importers and Jobbers of Bonnet, Trimming and Velvet Ribbons, Bon net Silks. Satins snd Velvets, Blonds, Netts; Crapes. Ruches, Flowers, Feathers, Ornaments, Straw Bonnets snd Ladies' Hats, Trimmed and Uotrimmed, Shaker Hoods, Ac. 23T and43o Baltimore Street, BALTIMORE MD. Offer the largeet Stock to be found ia this Country, and nneqnaied ia ohoiee vsrioty and cheapness, comprising tho latest Parisiaa nov elties. Orders solioited, and prompt attention given. ftbMm)* BEDFORD, PA. THURSDAY MORNING, MARCH 24,1870. I WHS cured of Deafness ami Catarrh by a sin pie remedy, aad will send the receipt tret. MRS. M. C LEGGETT, Hoboken. N. \ mar)ow4 ; fJIJiK NEW ARTICLE OF FOOD. For twenty five cents you can buy of your Druggist or Grocer a package of Sea Moss Fanue, mannfact uitd from purs Irish Moss or Carrageen, which will make sixteen quarts of Blanc Mange, and a like quantity of Pud dings, Custards, Creams, Charlotte Russe, bfc., £(•. It is by far the cheapest, healthiest and most delicious food in the world. RAND SEA MO3S FARINE CO., 53 Park Piacc, N. Y. PLANTATION BITTER^ s. T.—lß6o—X. Tht wonderful veget >bh restorative t the sheet-anchor of the feeble- and debt 1/fated A* a tome and cordial for the aged and languid y it has no equal among s'omachics As a rem edy for the nervous weakness to which women an especially subject, it is superseding every other stimulant, la all climates, tropical, tem perate or frigid, it acts as o. specific in every species of disorder wk eh and ermines the bodily stre glh and breaks down the animal spirits. For salt by all druggists mnrlOuiO. IAA RM KILS, Their Sons ami others, can make money rapidly, selling the NEW li.LU-TKAI El> FARMERS' MANUAL, ed.ted by Geo E WARING. Jr. Practical Farmer ar.d Author, and late Ag'iculiural Engineer of N. Y C> ntral Park. The best book for Farmers ever issued—All need il belore planting. It is a atuiid, ifbor saving, money making book - Thousands ha ve bought it, and thousands more want it 15th Edition ready Live Agents waul ed Profits large A 11 HUBBARD, 400 Cites npt St. Philadelphia. mar,lo4 rpllE GREAT MEDICAL DISCOV ERY. DR. WALKER S ; CALIFORNIA VINEGAR BITTERS. Jlore than 500.000 persons bear testimony to their Wonderful Curative Effects. WHAT ARK THEY ? They ar% not a VILE FANCY DRINK made <>f P""r Rum, Whiskey, Pu,of spirits, and ret use Liquors, doctored, spic ed and sweetened to please trie taste, called •■ 100- . ios " "Appetizers." "Restorers " Ac., that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin but are a true medicine utade from the native Roots and her! sof California, fret from. nil Alcoholic itim n! an Is The, are the GREAT RL.DOD PURI FIER and LIFE GIVING PRINCIPLE, a per fact Renovator aud luvtgorator of the System, carrying off all poisonous matter, and restoring the blood to a nealtby condition. No person can take these Bitters according to directions, aud remain In g jnwell. slllO will bo given for an iaeurabie case, pro vided ibe boues are not destr .yed by mineral p i- Mins or other means, and Vital organs wasted be yond the point of repair For Inflammatory and Chronic Rheuml'tsm, and Gout, l>y*p p* U- or Indigestion, Bilious, htmilit.it, and Intermittent Fever*. Di.s ruxt* of the Blood, Livers, Kidney, and Bl td drr. these Bitters have been uv-t successful ruch I'iseß.es are caused by Vtiiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Orgaus. F"R FEMALE COMPLAINTS, whether in Voutrg orold. msrried or single, at the dawn of womanhood or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters have no tqual. Lw'-tv-nd for a circular Tii KY ARE a GENTLE PUKGaTIVE AS WELL AS A TONIC, possessing also, the pecuti ar merit c~f *•" *"K as* powerful agent in relieving Congestion, or to A rotation of the Liver, and all ilie Visceral Organs ... Clean.- the Vt.i"ted Blood whenever you find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples. Eruptions or Sores; cleanse it when you find it obstructed and sluggish 111 the veius. cleanse it when it ts foul, and your leeltogs Will tell you when. Keep the blood pure and the hea th of the system will follow PIN, TAPE and other WORMS, lurking in the system 01 s • many thousands, ere effectually de stroyed and rt moved. •n Bilious, Kemitient. and Intermittent Fevers, these Bitters have no equal. For full directions read carelully the circular around each bottle, pritued in lour languages—English, German, French and Spanish J WALKER, Proprietor, 3d Commerce St.. N Y. R H MCDONALD T co., Druggists, and General Agents Sin Fr.iueisc - and Sasran ento, California, and 32 and 34 Com merce St . N. Y SOLD BY ALL DRUUOISTS A DEAL- Elvn. marlom3. i r|A HK MAGIC COMB will chanue | any colored hair or beard to a permanent I black or brown It contains potion. Anyone can use it One sent by iua-1 fur sl. Address MAGIC COMB CO , Springfield, Mass. marlOinS. rpn F. AMKIt IC A N FAMI LY | J KNITTING MACHINE IS presented to the public as the most Simple, Durable, and Com pact and Cheap Knitting M ichine ever iuveuied. PRICE ONLY 2.3 DOLLAR*. This rnacl ine will run cither backward or for ward wilb equal facility; makes the same itttsb as by band, but far superior in every respect. Will knit 20,000 Slit-lies in one minute, and do perfeot work, leaving every knot on the inside tf the work It will knit a pair of -took ing-(any size) in less than half an hour It will knii Close or Open, Plain or Ribbed work, wilh any kind ot coarse or fine woolen yarn or cotton, silk or linen It will knit stockings with double beel and toe drawers, bo"ds, sacks, smoking eajw. couifor'S. purses muffs, fringe, afghaus, nomas, uudersleeves, milieus skating caps, lamp wicks, mats, cord, undershirts. Shawls, jackets, cradle blankets, leggings, suspenders, wristers, Mdies, rippitt. tufted work, and iu lact an cudless •riety ot articles in every day use, as well as J*- ornament. * H 5 i\J 10 DOLLARS PER DAY ' ' made by sny one with the American Can be Machine, knitting stockings, Ac , while Knitting . 'u,rs Can even make more knitting • xpcrioperi. which always commands a ready fancy work. cb readily knit from twelve to sale. A peigon things per day, the pr. fit oo fifteen pairs ol St. ,^ an f, )r ;v cents per pair .. '' "*> T wwl at c- " b ~Tty FAItMEI- Canst. woo | fitly cents per pound; * s * made into yarn at a sma. ' k ". lU '"ls ■ t into socks, two or three . or was locked, hut I could see a light shining faintly under the thres hold, I knocked wildly and persistent ly. "Gerald, dear Gerald ! for Heaven's sake, let me in." Something fell on the marble hearth stone wifhi n making inetaiie click, and my husband opened the door a lil tle. I had never seen hii" h"'k so pale before or so rigid, yet so detenu P l ®* 4, "Who are you?" he demanded wt.'-l iy "Why can you not leave me in peace? " "It's I, Gerald—you Madeline—your own little wife." And I caught from his hand the pis tol he was trying to conceal in his breast—its mate lay on the marble hearth, under the mantel jnd I flung it nut of the window. "Gerald, would you have left me?" "I would have escaped!" he cried, gtl.'l half delirious, to all appearances; . j Vbt-d isg race-m isery-her reproach ed i > v>uil have escaped them all!" His he ft weary like a child, on my should I drew hil " to H sofa, and sto otbered him witii a thou sand murira'M words-* thousand mute ca esses! forbad it uot been all my fault ? Ami through . die long weeks of fever that followed, I nursed him with un wavering care at \d devotion. I had but one thought, Oh® desire—to re deem myself in his estimation, to prove to him that * Was something rr,on and higher th the mere but terfly of fashion I had hitherto shown myself. Well, the March winds had howled t nemstdves away in th ir mountain fastnesses; the brilliant April rain* drops were dried on hough and spray ; and the apple blossoms were tossing their fragrant billows of pinky bloom in the deep blue air of latter May. Where are we now? It is iu a picturesque little village not fat from New York, furnished ve ry like a magnificent baby-house.?— Gerald -at in a cushioned easy-chair in the garden, just where he could glance through the open window at me. working busily with my needle. "What an industrious fairy it is!" he said smiling sadly. "Well, you see I like it. It's a great deal better than those sonatas on the piano." "Who would have thought you would make so notable a housekeep er ?" I laughed gleelully—l had a childs delight in being praised. "Are you not going to Miss Dealany's croquet party?" he pursued. "No, what do I bare for croquet par ties? I'm going to finish yonr shirts and you'll read aloud to me." "Madeline, I want you to answer me one question." "What is it?" "What have you done with your diamonds ?" "I sold thern long ago; they paid several heavy hills, besides settling half a year's rent here." "But, Madeline, you were so proud of your diamonds*" "I was once ; now they would he the bitterest reproach my eyes could meet. O, Gerald, had I been less vain and thoughtless and extravagant—" I checked myself, and a robhin, sing ing in the perfumed depths of the ap ple blossoms took up the dropped cur rent of the sound. "That's right littlp red-breast," said my husband, half-joking, "talk her d wn ! She has forgotten that our past is dead and gone, and that we have turned over a new page in our Book of Existence." "Madeline, do you know how I feel sometimes, when I sit and look at you ?" "No." "Well, I feel like a widower who has married again." My heart gave a little superstitious jump. "Like a widower who has married again, Gerald!" "Yes; I can remember my first wife —a brilliant, thoughtless child, with out any idea beyond tlie gratification of present whims—a spoiled plaything! Well, that little Madeline has van ished away into the past somewhere; she has gone away to return no more, and in her stead I behold my second wife—a thoughtful tender woman, whose watchful love surrounds me like an atmosphere, whose character grows more noble and develops itself into new depths and beauty everyday." I was kneeling by his side now, with myeheek upon his arm, and my eyes looking into his. "And which do you l ive best, Ger ald—the first or second wile?" "I think the trials and vicisitudes through which we have passed are wel come, indeed. They have brought me as their harvest of fruits, the priceless treasure of my second wife " That was what Gerald answered me —the sweetest words that ever fell up on my ear. I I WOKIiED AS EARXF.D IT. A ft*\v wwks ago, a gentleman living in an Eastern town was called out of iiis l>ed one morning by several vigor ous raps upon his front-door. Hastily j dressing himself, he responded to the call, and found standing upon the steps and uncouth, roughly-clad boy, with an axe on his shoulder, who, has tily thrusting his hand into his panta loons pocket, drew out a small roll, and handing it to Judge H , said : "There's seventy-five dollars, which I want you to put in the saving 's-hank and hastily turned on his heel and started away. The Judge, slightly disconcerted at the curious proceeding, scarcely knew what to say, till at length, recovering his wits, cried out after the boy: "Stop ! come back here. How did you come by this money?" "I worked, ami earned it, sir. My time was out last night, and I got my money. I've got a job chopping which I began on this morning, and I thought I'd leave the money with you as I went to work, and then it wouldn't take up my time this evening when I want to study." "What is your name, my boy?" asked the Judge. "I wrote it on the paper that I wrap •HMJ the money up in." shouted the lit tle wo ~,' ^ he J )lls sedon to his That boy's note for thousand dol lars due ten years hence w7 >u ' 1 ' good as gold. If he has his health, will be worth double that then. I He is beginning it the right way.— j T ie very day his time was cut for the summer, he entered upon another jot, ami immediately placed the money he had worked for where that wotld work for him ; and with an economy of time which is more to he praised than his wise forethought with regard to mon ey, he could not endure to have a mo ment devoted to any thing but his books when the long evenings came. Five years from to day, wi.h a good education, with good habits, with a few hundred dollars, which he has earned by work, his chances for place in the business and political world will be far greater than those ot the spend thrift boy, who, born with fortune, be gins without knowing the worth of money, and instead of going up, goes down. —Hearth unci Home. If you call to see a poor family do not give them a prayer half an-hour long, but send them a barrel of flour. It will go further and do them more good. ritOl'ltl.KM OF A COlitlttED CITIZEN. | From the Pater* JD Guardian | Near Paterson there lives a colored person named James Stewart, whom the community by common consent, have dubbed Commodore Stewart.— He is a talented but eccentric in dividual, and has a weakness for chickens. On one occasion, being found near a poultry yard under suspicious circumstances, he was interrogated rather stiarply by the owner cf the premises, as follows ; "Well, Jim, what are you doing here?" "Oh, nuffin, nuffiin; jess walking round." "What do you want with my chick ens ?" "Nuffin at all. I was only iookin' at 'em, dey look so nice." This answer was but conciliatory and conclusive, and would have fieen satis factory had it not Keen for Jim's hat. This was a rather worn soft felt, a good deal too large for its wearer's head, and it seemed to have a motion • ttirely unusual in hats, and manifest ly due to some remarkable cause. It seemed to contract and expand and move of itself, and clearly without Jim's volition. So the next inquiry was: "Well is the matter with your hat?" "My hat? Dat's an old hat. I'se fond of dat hat." "What, take it off and lets look at it." "Take (lis hat off? No, sah, I'd ketch cold in my head, sartain. I al ways keep my hat 011 when I'm out o' doors." And with that Jim was about beat ing a hasty retreat, when, at his first step, a low "kluk, kluk, kluk," was heard coming only too clearly from the region nf his head-gear. This WHS fatal, and Jim was stopped and forced to remove his hat, when a plump, half grown chicken jumped out and ran hastily away. The air'with which the culprit gazed after it was a study for a painter; it expressed to perfection wonder and perplexity blended, but not a trace of guilt. Slowly he spoke, as though explaining the matter to himself, and accounting for so remark able an incident: "Well, if dat ain't de funniest ting I ebla-r did see. Why, dat ar chicken mi st up de leg o' my pan taloons." PROVERBS OF A BACHELOR.—A rich i man is never ugly in the eyes of a giii. A beautiful woman smiling bespeaks a purse weeping. Every uian would rather be hand some than good. A house full of daughters is a celler cf sour beer. A man of straw is worth a woman of gold. Alas father! another daughter is borh unto you, (is a Spanish exclama tion of condolence.) A rich wife is a source of a quarrel. It is an ill house when the hen is a talking bird. lie who marries ill is very long in becoming widow ed. A rich widow weeps with one eye and laughs with the other. Telegraph operators should be more careful. A traveler sent a message to have'horse' meet him at the depot, but the stupid fellow wrote it 'hearse,' and consequently, he was hospitably welcomed on his arrival by a skeleton wagon. Eight kinds of kisses are mentioned in the Scriptures : the kisses of saluta tion, valediction, reconciliation, sub jection, approbation, adoration, treach ery ami affection. We have a decided preference for the last kind. The broken heart of a London cab man's daughter, who sued a lover for "breach of promise," was healed by a twenty-shilling award of damages. This was doc-cheap. Garibaldi is writing a novel •'of the blood and thunder" order, and kills somebody on every other page of it. This must he very good reading for a nervous family. A Canadian reporter announcing the sudden death of a lady says: "Her moments were brief after the King of Terrors appeared." So we should have supposed. Bonner is donating cheap church l>ells to Western congregations.— Whenever they are rung, the chimes lintinnabulate "S ibscribe for 'he New York Ledy.r." The English blondes certainly gave one chaste exhibition in Chicago, and that was when they were chased out ol town by an officer armed with a war rant. " Almost every alternate paper we take up claims for itself, the "largest circulation in the United Statos."- There must be a lie lying around oose somewhere. John Onion is the suggestive name of an editor. When he peels himself and gets dow n heartily to his work, he must bring water to the eyes of his readers. A parson was twitted with taking too long a time over his white tie while dressing. "It is my duty." he ans.vered, "to attend most carefully to my fold." A lover wrote thus to his sweetheart: "Delectable darling, you are so dulcet that honey would blush in your pres ence, and trecie stand appalled." President Grant is anxious to h§ve au early adjournment of Congress, in order that he may spend next June "on the Beach at Long Brauch." VOL. 65.—WHOLE N0.3,360. IIOCNE AMI FARM. Fish and Muck Compost.—To [ire pare fish enl muck compost, commence with threeshovels of swamp muck, and spread it on the ground in a circle, if for a email heap of a few barrels of fish pomace, or in a long heap for a large quantity, then beat the fish fine and scatter one shovelful over the muck, and so continue alternately till all is mixed leaving the heap cone shaped. In a':out a week the heap will begin to heat, and should be turn ed and mixed, and commencing at one side and making all the fine with the back of the shovel. In a week or ten days more, it should be turned again. In three weeks it will be fine and fit for use. It may oe kept until wanted to lie used, hut will re quire further turning if it continues to heat. The muck should be damp when mixed, or it will not heat sufficiently. Peruvian guano and muck, or earth, should be mixed in the pro|ortion of six to one of guano. It does not heat, but requires the same turning and mixing as fish and muck. A handful ofeither in the hill is about the quan tity generally used, but of the fish compost, more is required than of the guano—as much as can be held in the hand with the palm uppermost and the fingers spread. If thrown inlo a hole in a heap, it should he spread be f ire being covered to avoid the danger of destroying the seed, which never should be planted directly upon it. — American Agriculturist. The Culture of the Tomato.—The seed f>r an early crop of tomatoes may be 8 iwii about the middle of February or the first of March. Great care should be taken in saving seed from the fruit which ripms earliest any sea son. For family use the plants may be started in a little box in a warm riom, and for field culture in a hot b>d or green-house. Do not be in too great haste, in either case, to germin ate the seed; but once started see that the plants get no check from want of air. When the plants are two or three inches high they should be trans planted into small pots, and fier w irds into larger ones. They s muld be transplanted at least twice before being put into open ground, and then not until ail appearance uf frost is gone. Each time before trans planting the plants should be well wa tered, so that a ball of eartli may ad here to and be removed with each plant. In the open ground they should not be less than four feet apart. The soil should be kept friable, ami by hoeing early and often prevent the weeds from obtaining possession of the soil. After the fruit has grown to any size it is advisanle to prune, and in that case do not be afraid to cut out all suckers and non-bearing branches, and to shorten those that wander. The fruit may he kept clean and prevented from premature decay by spreading brush, salt, bay, or other such materi al under the vines, or by training,— None of these are, however, requisite where the soil is light and dry, but it i- true that when trained, the flavor of the fruit thus grown is superior to th. t ripened on the ground. For a late crop theseedmay besownin theopen ground in spring. When planted in tiiis plate they will bear till the frost comes, and 1 inger if protected. Here are some points which should be heeded in the cultivation of this fruit: 1 Plants should be grown in warm, light, rich soil, from the seeds of the earliest ripened fruit of knowu good quality. 2. They should be grown early. 3. During no time of their growth should they suffer for want of warmth, sunshine, fresh air, and a soil in prop* j er mechanical and chemical condition | for their healthy growth. Taste in Dress.— A fashion writer in I the Cincinnati Gazette , in her endeav or to create better taste in dressing, says: I know a little creature, fair as the spring morning, sweet and bornie, and blithe, with golden tresses and great blue eyes, with laughter in them that can in a trice fill with enchanting tears —a small woman of moods and fanta sies, of all sweet imaginations and many piquancies. This little thing always dresses in character. Sometimes sae wears an (Jndine costume, a miracle of green satin and white tulle, with strings of pearls, and tiny pink shells twisted in her lovely hair, and winding round her pretty throat. Sometimes she plays snowdrop In her opera suit of thick white silk, whose overskirt and quilted ja< ket are trimmed with airy bands of swan's down. Sometimes she nestles among her fl iwers like a dear little forget-me-not, in her blue silk robe, whose dainty scolloped ruffles cluster about her in tend j r calyxy fashion. And withal she is a bright, intelli gent render of books and people, and does not , by any means, spent! her life in "thinking up" her cost union, They are simply expressions of her self, blossomings of iter own c '.arming individuality, and she can no uiort help devising and wearing her dainty clothes than she can help breathing. Taste is inherent, but it can also be acquired. A little thought, a little study of one's characteristics and graces of expression, is ail that is nec essary. Notning is more absurd than the spec tacle of a plump matron, conveying herself about under the airy, fairy beauties of the paniors and flounces of romantic eighteen. Equally ridiculous is the dressing of eighteen In the heavy gray silk that belongs, by right, to nuvtter-of fact forty. They disgust me. Tasteful dress is a great sculptor. Let us have more taste, and less-hap hazard bedevilment of the gifts of na ture ami the results of art .