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Only a part of the vast number of articles per taining to the Book and Stationery business, which we are prepared U sell cheaper than the cheapest, are above enumerated Give u> a call We buv and sell for CASH, and by this arrange ment we expect to sell as cteap as goods of tuis class are sold anywhere INLEC T R I C J TELEGRAPH IN CHINA. THE EAST INDIA TELEGRAPH COMPANY'S OFFICE, Nos. 23 A 25 Nassau Street, NEW YORK. Organized under special charter from the State * of New York CAPITAL $5,000,000 50.000 SHARES. SIOO EACH DIRECTORS. HON. ANDREW G. CURTIN. Philadelphia. PAUL S FORBES, of Russell A Co.. China. FRED. BUTTERFIELD. of P. Butterfield A C New Y'ork. ISAAC LIVERMORE. Treasurer Miohigan Cen tral Railroad. Boston. ALEXANDER HOLLAND, Treasurer American Express Company, New York. Hon JAMES NOXON, Syracuse, N. Y. 0. H. PALMER, Treasurer Western Union Tele graph Company, New York FLETCHER WESTRAY, of Westray, Gibbs i Hardcastie, New York. NICHOLAS MICKLES, New York. OFFICER 8. A. G. CURTIN, President. N MICKLES, Vice President. GEORGE ELLIS (Cashier National Bank Com monwealth,) Treasurer. HON. A. K. MeCLURE, Philadelphia, Solioitor. The Chinese Government having (through the Hon Anson Buriiugame) conceded to this Com pany the privilege of connecting the great sea ports of the Empire by submarine electric tele graph cable, we propose commencing operations in China, and laying down a line of nine hundred miles at once, between the following port ?, via : Population. Canton 1,000,000 Macoa 0.000 Hong-Kong 250.000 Swatow... 200.000 Foo-6how 1.250.000 Wsn-Chu 300.00# Ningpo..... 400.000 Hang Che&B Shanghai 1.000.00# Total 5.810,000 These ports have a foreign commerce of $900,- 000.000. and an enormous domestio trade, besides which we hare the immense internal commerce of the Empire, radiating from these points, through its canals and navigable rivers. The cable being laid, this company propose? erecting land lines, and establishing s speedy and trustworthy means of communication, which must command there, as everywhere else, the commu nications of the Government, of business, and of —ui iif vr ; an. h.. system, and her enly means now of oommuuioating information is by couriers on land, and by steam ers on water. The Western World knows that China is a very large country, in the main densely peopled; but few vet realise that she contains more than a third of the human race. The latest returns made to her central authorities for taxing purposes by the local magistrate make her population Four hun dred and Fourteen milltons , and this is more likelv to be under than over the actual aggregste Nearly all of these, who are over ten years old, not only can but do read and write Her civili sation is peculiar, but her literature is as exten sive as that of Eurepe. China is a land of teach ers and traders; and the latter are exceedingly quick to avail themselves of every proffered facili ty for procuring early information. It is observed in California that the Chinese make great use of the telegraph, though it there transmits messages in English alone. To-day great numbers of fleet steamers are owned by Chinese merchants, and used by them exclusively for the transmission of early intelligence. If the telegraph we propose connecting all their great seaports, were new in existence, it is believed that its business would pav the cost within the first two years of its suc cessful operation, and would steadily increase thereafter No enterprise commends itself as in a greater degree renumerative to capitalists, and to our wh.de people. It is of vast national importance commercially, politically and evangelically G6-Th stock of this Company has been un qualifiedly recommended to capitalists and busi ness men. as a desirable investment by editorial articles in the New York Herald, Tribune, World. Times, Post. Express, Independent, end in the Philadelphia North American, Press, Ledger, Inquirer, Age, Bulletin and Telegraph. shares of this company, to a limited number, may be obtained at SSO each, $lO payable down, sls on the Ist of November, and $25 payable in monthly instalments of $2.50 eacb, commencing December 1, 1858, on application to DIIEXEL & CO., 34 South Third Street, PHILADELPHIA Shares can be obtained in Bedford by applica tion to Reed A Schell, Bankers, who are aulhor ited to receive subscriptions, and can give all ne cessary information on the subject. sept2syl W E combine style with neatness of fit. And moderats prists with iki best workmanship, JONES' ONE PRICE CLOTHING HOUSE 604 MARKET STREET, GEO IV NIEMANN. PHILADELPHIA. [epll,'6B,yl | T>UY YOUR NOTIONS of R. W BERKBTRBBSEK. r>LASTER.— The subscriber would I respectfully inform the publio that he has jast received from the oity 60 torn of best Nova Scoti* ROCK PLASTER, and will continue to receive, as his stock diminish es, until the first of April, which he will grind, and have for sale at Hartley's Mill, and will sell as cheap a< can be bought for cash. Wheat, rye, or corn, at the highest eash prices taker in ex change for Plaster Remember, only until the Ist of April. Thankful for p*a favors he solicits a continuance of the sauio. dwlSfflvi J, aiI,LBR - TtooflatuVsi (fotumn. you ALL BATE HEAED OF HOOFLAND S GERMAN BITTERS, AND HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC. Prepared by Dr. 0. M Jackson, Philadelphia. Their introduction into this country from Ger many occurred in 1825. THEY CURED YOLR FATHERS AND MOTHERS, And will cure yon and your children. They are entirely different from -w -w the many preparations now in the country cal I—l led Bitters or Tonics. Thev are no tavern -1A preparation, or any thing like one ; but good, honest, reliable medi cines. They are The greatest In own remedies for Liver Complaint, DYSPEPSIA, Nervous Debility, JAUNDICE, Diseases of the Kidneys, ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN, and all Diseases arising from a Disordered Liver, stomach, or IMPURITY OF THE BLOOD Constipation. Flatulence, Inward Piles. Fullnes of Blood to the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust for Food, Full ness or Weight in the Stomach. Sour Eruc tations, Sinking or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the Head. Hurried or Difficult Breathing. Fluttering at the . Heart, Cnoking or Suffocating Sei-sa I 1 tions when in a Lying Posture, Dimness of VJ Vision, Dots or Webs before the sight, Dull Pain in the Head, Defi ciency of Perspiration. Yellowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side. Back, Chest, Limbs, etc., Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh, Constant Imagi nings of Evil and Great Depression of Spirits. All these indicate diseases of tke Liver or Di gestive Organs,combined with impure blood. HOOFLAND S GERMAN BITTERS is entirely vegetable and contains no liquor. It is a compound of E'luid Extracts. The Roots, Herbs, ana Barks from which these extracts are made, are gathered in Germany. All the medi cinal virtueus are ex y—. tracted from them by a scientific Chemist, f 1 These extracts are then forwarded to this country to be used ex pressly for the manufacture of these Bitters. There is no alcoholic substance of any kind used in compounding the Bitters, hence it is the only Bitters that can be used in esses where alcoholic stimulants are not advisable. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC is a combination of all the ingredients of the Bit ters. with PIKE Santa Crux Rum.Orange, etc. It is used for the same diseases as the Bitters, in case where some pure alcoholic stimulus is required. You will bear in mind that these remedies are en tirely different from any others advertised for the cure of the diseases named, these being scientific preparations of medicinal extracts, while the oth ers are mere decoctions of rutn in some form. The TONIC is decidedly one of the most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever offered to the public. Its taste is exquisite. It is a pleasure to take it, while its life-giving, exhilarating, and medicinal quali ties have caused it to be known as the greatest of .11 Wl4v*. DEBILITY. There is no medicine equal to Hoofland's Ger man Bitters or Tonic ' d oases of Debility. They impart a tone |q and vigor to the whole system. strengthen JL the appetite, cause an enjoyment of the food, enable the stomach to di fest'it, purify the blood, give a good, sound, ealthy complexion, eradicate the yellow tinge from the eye, impart a bloom to the cheeks, and change the patient from a short-breathed, emaci ated, weak, and nervous invalid, to a full-faced, stout, and vigorous person. Weak and Delicate Children are made strong bv using the Bitters or Tonic. In fact, they are Family Medicines They can be administered with perfect safety to a child three months old. the most delicate female, or a man of ninety. These rem'diei art the best Blood Purifiers ever known and will cure all diseases resulting from bad bloed. Keep your blood pure; keep your Liver in order, --■ keep your digestive organs in a sound, I heaithy condition, by the use of these reme -Li dies, and no diseases will ever assail you. The best men in thecountry recommend them. If years of honest reputation go for anything, you must try these preparations. FROM HON GEO. W WOODWARD, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Pennsylva nia. PHILADELPHIA, March 16, 1867. I find that "Hoofland's German Bitters" is not an intoxicating beverage, but is a good tonic, use ful in disorders of the digestive organs, and of great benefit in cases of debility and want of ner- TOUS action in the system. Yours Truly. UEO. W. WOODWARD FROM HON. JAMES TAOMPSON. Judge of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. PHILADELPHIA. April 28, 1866. I consider '*Hoofland s German Bitters a valua ble medicine in case . of attacks of Indiges tion or Dyspepsia. I ,\ can certify this from mv experience of it. Xi- Yours, with respect, JAMES THOMPSON. FROM REV JOSEPH H. KENNARD, D D.. Pastor of the Tenth Baptist Church, Philadelphia. DR. JACKSOW —DEAR SIR: —I have been fre quently requested to connect my name with rec ommendations of different kinds of medicines, but regarding the piactice as ont of my appropriate sphere, I have in all cases declined , but with a clear proof in various instances, and particularly in my own familv, of the usefulness of Dr. Hoof land's German Bitters, I depart for once from my usnal course, to express my full conviction that for general debility of the system, and es pecially Tor Liver Com va-p- plaint, it is a safe and valuable prepara fVi tion. In some cases it may fail ; bnt usual -L a ljr, I doubt not, it will be very beneficial to those who suffer from the above causes. Yours, very respectfully, J. H KENNARD, Eigth, below CoatesStreet. CAUTION. Hoofland's German Remedies are counterfeited. The Genuine have the signature of C. M. JACK sos on the front of the outside wrapper of each bottle, and the name of the article blown in each bottle. All others are counterfeit. Price of the Bitters, SI per bottle; Or, a half dozen for *5. Price of the Tonic, 50 per bottle ; Or, a half dozen for $7 50. The tonic is put up in quart bottles. Recollect that it is Dr. Hooffand's German Remedies that are so universally used and so highly recommended ; and do not allow the Druggist to induce I lyou to take anything else that he may gay-*-/is just as good, be cause he makes a larger profit on it. T aese Reme dies wiii be sent by express to any locality upon application to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE, At the German Medicine Store. iYo- 631 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia. CHAS. M. EVANS, PKOPRIETOR. Formerly C M JACKSON A Co. These Remedies are for sale by Druggists, Store keepers and Medicine Dealers everywhere. Do not forget to examine the articie\you buy tn order to get the genuine. may29'6Bjrl BEDFORD, PA., FRIDAY MORNING, MARCH 5, 1869. A CALIFORNIA HEIRESS—MOW SHE ASTONISHES THE WOULD. Mrs. Ellet, in her recent book on "Famous American "Women," makes mention of a California lady remarka ble for her ability to entertain twenty gentlemen at once by her vivacious conversational powers. If this were the only or chiefly remarkable thing about Miss Hitchcock, she would be a far less remarkable personage than she is. But she is a public character—an actress requiring a far broader stage and larger house than other actresses of the time. She is an only daughter, and only child, I believe, of a wealthy and moat respectable family, her father, Dr. Hitchcock, having cotoe to this coast as an army surgeon during the Mexi can war. He is now a retired physi cian, and among the most substantial and worthy of San Franciscoans. His accomplished daughter has long been one of the belles of this city, without whom no special gathering of the ton was complete if she was in the country. When a child she was rescued from a burning building by some some mem bers of the Knickerbocker Engine Company, No. o, since which time she has never forgotten them—wearing conspicuously at all times, and in all places, a neat gold "5" upon her dress, and at times making the Company of which she is a duly elected member costly presents, ranging from the cher ished "5" to the gold mounted fire horn. She is eccentric to an extent that would shock our New England notions of propriety, showing her ec centricity now by presenting the "it's" a barrel of brandy, now by staking a thousand on a favorite horse at the races, again by riding on the cow-catch er the entire length of the Napa Val ley railroad, to which ride she chal lenged an engineer, and still again by some of the noblest deeds of philan thropy and charity. She has upwards of fifty thousand dollars in her own right, and of course is expected to inherit the hundreds of thousands of her father's estate. From her own purse she supplies the wants of many needy objects of charity, be ing generous in the extreme and of noble impulses. She vibrates between San Francisco and Paris, taking New York and London on her way, and as tonishing the natives of each of these quiet (?J intermediate cities by what she does and what she does not do. She defies all rules and conventional ities of society, dresses and acts as she pleases everywhere, selects the compa ny from all classes at will, and yet commands the confidence and good will of all. She is conspicuous at the graud hall of the Empress at the 'luil eries, attends annually the Derby in Eliglnml, vvtieie, il Is Said, she arouswe herself by winning or losing a few hun dred pounds a day at the hands of the young sprigs of nobility. A few days siuee she started in com pany with her parents overland for New York, and thence to Paris. Two days after her marriage notice appear ed as evidence of the last of her eccen tricities, she in a quiet way, with the personal knowledge of but two human beings beside herself aud the lortunate groom, having suddenly experiment ed in the role of bride. Another ad mirer was with her all the afternoon of that day, until 6 P. M., when she went, as he supposed, to dinner. At 8 P. M., he met her again by appoint ment, and went with her to the thea tre, alter which he accompanied her and the family as far as Sacramento, on her overland journey, quite ignor ant of the fact that from S P. M. he had been in company with Mrs. How ard Ooit instead of Miss Hitchcock. This is the same youth whom she dared to drive down an embankment at the Cliff House road a few years ago, which she did at the small cost of £1,200. Her husband is left behind, she not having seen him, it is said, since they left St. Jame's Free Church. Doubt less, ere this she has informed her lov ing pa and dearest ma of her late ro mantic experiment, aud is now enjoy ing some other innocent amusement. Itut while this heroine is thus eccen tric and romantic in her composition, and thus reckless in her demeanor, as before remarked, there are in her char acter many of the noblest traits pos sessed by any. She speaks evil ot no one, but has a kind word and a warm heart for all.— Providence Journal, Whkx Judge Sharswocd rendered a decision in the Borie vs. Trote erase, to the effect that coin contracts were valid, there was a tremendous howl from Radical journals. Now that the Supreme Court of the United States lias confirmed the views of this dis tinguished Judge these same journals accept it as sound law, and see no lurk ing treason in the decision. Thus does time vindicate, one after another, the great principles laid down by the Democracy. The time is coining when the people will confess the superiority and wisdom of Democratic statesmen, and entrust power to their hands. THE "man and brother" is to be per mitted a place io the Inauguration Ball, if he so desires—the board of managers not having issued any order to the contrary. There will, therefore, be a genuine mingling of "black spirits and white, blue spirits and gray," and Radical love for the colored man and colored woman will have another single opportunity of manifesting it self. CONGRESS having frittered away the big end of the session without hav ing accomplished any important legis lation, has now resolved to hold night sessions. With night sessions, gener ally, came all sorts of bad legislation. We may thereforo anticipate that dur ing the next few working days a vast amount of jobbing will be effected, for which the |>eople will, of course, have to pay. THE BI RDELL MYSTERY SOLVED. [From the New York World of Wednesday ! The World lays befoae its readers this morning a solution of one of the mys terious tragedies of modern times. The murder of Dr. Burdell is discovered, according to his circumstantial confes sion and all the probabilities of the case, to have been the same Charles Jefferds, who afterwards killed John Walton and John Matthews, and who was himself murdered by a fellow-con vict at Auburn about a year ago. Jefferd'u declaration is all the more convincing in that it does not release Mrs. Cunningham from the charge of complicity with his crime. He, too, was a friend of that malign woman, between whom and his mother, Mrs. Walton, there appears to have been a close intimacy. He boasted of the same illicit favors from Mrs. Cunningham which were enjoyed by her boarder, John J. Eckel, and claims to have been, instead of Eckel, the instrument of her revenge. He alleges that he was at Dr. Burdell's house, No. 31 Bond street, on the the evening of the assas sination ; that he was seated in the parlor and playing on the banjoe for the amusement of the Cunningham girls when Dr. Burdell entered the house aud met Mrs. Cunningham, with whom he had a violent quarrel. The Doctor then proceeded to his room on the third story, and Mrs. Cunningham to hers on the second floor. Jeffords, to whom the dispute had been audible, stole out of the par lor, went to Mrs. Cunningham, aud, after hearing her account of what had occurred, volunteered to "go up stairs aud do for theold rascal," meaning Dr. Burdell. The woman who cordially hated Dr. Burdell and hoped to inher it his possessions, encouraged the young desperado's sympathetic rage. She informed him of the position of the Doctor's room ; he drew a slender two edged dagger which be habitually carried, and started on his cowardly er rand. The circumstantial account which he gives of what transpired, from the moment when he glided into Dr. Burdell's apartment and aimed the first blow at his heart to the mo ment when he "reached under" and "fetched" his victim by a final stab in the kidneys, has a tone of convincing verity. "At one time," says Jefferds, "I thought he'd be too many for me ; but the punch in the ribs fetched him. it was our fighting about the room that made the blood fly so all about on the walls. The old follow was stronger than I gave him credit for, and we had a mighty tough tussle of it; but you see I had the knife, and I kept all the time jabbing him with that, and he bled a great deal, aud that weakened him I suppose," which is extremely probable. The assassin's description of the whole struggle tallies with the appearance of the room and of the wounds found on the body of Dr. Bur dell after the murder; while the facts of Jefferd's intimacy with Mrs. Cun ningham and his character as a reck less bravo help to corroborate his state ments. It is said of him that "he ha bitually went armed, and on the slight est provocation would shoot or cut whoever chanced to provoke his wrath." He declared on one occasion that "he didn't think so much of kill ing a man ; he would put any man out of his misery for live hundred dol lars if he was short, and wouldn't get caught at it either. COLONIZING THE PLUNDERERS. — The project of converting Alaska into a penal colony, has lately been revived by the New York Sun, and Congress is called upon to pass a law to put Alaska to this use, aud provide that every State in the Union may sentence all offenders above a certain grade, males and females—all vagrants who have no visible means of employment —to be transported thither, such trans portation to be made at certain speci fied periods every year, in government vessels, at so much a head to be paid by the .State sending the convicts. In this manner, it is urged, the commu nity would get rid of its robbers, burg lars, thieves, incendiaries, and stout, able-bodied, lazy vagrants, and beg gars, both domestic and imported.— Now, while this penal colony business is rather a relic of absolutism than any thing else, and scarcely suited to the age, in a republic especially, we think if it is to be resorted to, that the best plan would be to send the members of the various rings now engaged in plunder ing the government to this American Botany Bay. If the Secretary of State had this use of Alaska in his mind when he purchased it, it was a saga cious act. There being nothing there to steal, there would be some chance of their becoming honest men, or at any rate, by intermarrying with the savages, their descedants might be an improvement upon the original stock. There are processes by which some of the foulest substances may be manu factured into agreeable perfumes The felons transported from England to the British colonies have been improv ed in morals and manners by their exile, and become, in many cases, the ancestors of a respectable progeny.— It is therefore within the bounds of possibility that even the corruption of our own public plunderers might be arrested by enclosing them in Alaska "If I ever reach Heaven," said Dr, Watts, I expect to find three wonders there Ist, The presence of some that I had not thought to see there, 2d. The abscer.ce of some whom I hae ex pected to meet there. 3d. The greatest wonder of all will be to find myself there. A lawyer on his death bed willed all his property to a lunatic asylum, stat ing as his reasous for so doing, that he wished his property to return to the liberal class of people that had patro nized him. THE following confession of a dying man, who was much respected among his people, we clip from the Columbia Spy: A Rev. Mr. Sweeny, of this place, (colored,) died on last Friday. He had been regarded as a good man, and both white and colored entertained for him sentiments of respect and goodwill. On taking sick in Decem ber, lie professed his entire readiness to die; hut as he approached his hour, he manifeste 1 a desire to reveal some thing that rested on his mind, and the Minister, Rev. Mr. Cooper, in charge of the congregation was sent for. On approaching the bed, the dying man remarked, "If I die now I ain lost." "What!" says the Minister—"Did you not tell me that you were ready to die?" "Yes, but it was not time. I have been acting the hypocrite all my life. I never knew what religion was. I have never done any good. I have been a deceiver, and if I die now I am lost." The mercy of God was held up before him, and he was urged to look to 'hrist, but with a strange and awful indifference he went down to death unmoved, unclaimed, and powerless for prayer to the very last. His only regret was, that he had "tried to mock God and deceive others with a false profession." He, with all his profes sions, had brought "three former wives to the grave by brutal violence, and one of bis children of his first wife, and laid his present wife, on a bed of pain for days." In the retrospect of his life, he sadly remarked : "I have done everything that is bad, I have taken away what no man can give," (allu ding to his inhumanity to his wives.) What a warning! "Don't trifle with God !" "God is not mocked." THE VAGABOND-SAGE.— An old man of very active physiognomy, answer ing to the name of Jacob Wilmofc, was brought before the police court. His clothes looked as though they might have been bought second handed in his youthful prime, for they had suffered more from the rubs of the world than the proprietor himself. "What business?" "None; I'm a traveler." "A vagabond perhaps ?" "You are not far wrong. Travelers and vagabonds are about the same thing. The difference is that the latter travel without money and the former without brains." "Where have you traveled?" "All over the continent." "For what purpose?" "Observation." "What have you observed ?" "A little to commend, much to een eure, and a great deal to laught at." "Humph ! what did you commend?" "A handsome woman who will stay at home; an eloquent preacher that will preach short sermons ; a good writer that will not write too much ; and a fool that has sense enough to hold his tongue." "What did yon censure?" "A man that marries a girl for her fine clothing ; a youth who studies medicine while he has the use of his hands ; and the people who will elect a drunkard to office." "What did you laugh at ?" "1 laughed at a man who expects his position to command that respect which his personal qualities do not merit." He was dismissed. Speaking of the similarity of names of some of the New England towns, Mark Twain tells the following story of a stranger who wits coming up the Connecticut river, and was trying his j best to sleep ; and every now and then the boat would stop and a man would thrust his head into the room. First lie sung out, "Ifaddam!" and then "East Haddam!" and then "Haddam Neck !'* and then "Great Haddam !" "Little Haddam 1" "Old Haddam !" "New Haddam !" "Irish Haddarn !" "Dutch Haddam !" "Haddam-Had dam !" and then the stranger jumped out of bed, all excited, and says : "I'm a Methodist preacher, full of grace, and forty years in service without guile! I'm a meek and lowly Chris tian but d— n these Haddams; I wish the devil had e'm, I say !" BIG BILLIARDS. — The Radicals at Washington are matched at last. They have pocketed everything else, but they can't pocket Grant. He plays safety so well that they can neither draw him, nor hole him with a straight hazard. Cornering and jawing him don't do a hit of good. They always slip up on their English, and leave him a break to play at; so that with fancy shots all rouud the table, and forces, lie keeps the halls all in a heap. They haven't got the right cue, and they can't fiddle worth a cent. Now's the time to bet 011 the big bil liard match at Washington. PARSON BHOW.VI.OW AND GREELEY. —The Tribune is down on Parson Brownlow—shakes its fist at him; makes faces at him—for making a pro slavery speech nine years ago. Surely the mills of God do slowly grind. THE MATRIMONIAL FRUIT BASKET. —Says Kate to her new husband, "John what rock does true love build upon?" Quoth John, and grinning from ear to ear, "The rock of yonder cradle, dear." _ The champion eater of Michigan won the title of eating forty-eight "slap-jacks" for breakfast to his antag onist's forty-seven. "John did you ever bet on a horse race?" "No, but I have seen my sis ter Bet on an old marc!" "Nat. what are you leaning on that empty cask for?" "I'm morning over departed spirits." Nev :• interfere in other people's I roncL.ns. VOL 64.—WHOLE No. 5,481. HOrSE AXD FAR*. Potatoes--Early Rose to the Rear.— The potato fever does not abate in the least. But the originator of the Early Rose has brought.out a new variety cal led the "No. 4," which promises to e elipse all others. Sixteen potatoes of of this variety have sold for SB2-3, 12 pounds for $615, one potato brought SSO, and one was traded for a cow, worth S6O. A man in Hubbard town, Vermont, who bought one eye of a "No. 4" potato raised from it, this sea son, potatoes that has sold fors7-~0, and has three left. Eight were bought by one man for S4OO. Most prudent peo ple will refuse to be humbugged into investing very considerably in any of these new varieties of potatoes, until the scale of prices is more in accord with the instrinsie value of the esculent—until they may be pur chased by the bushel and not by the pound. Fruit Growing. —lt is said that many farmers in different sections of the coun try avoid planting orchards because they fear there will eventually be more fruit raised than a market can under most favorable circumstances, be found for. These farmers should take a view of the dried fruit trade, or of the can ned fruit traffic, and also make them selves acquainted with the wonderful consumption of fresh fruit which pre vails in all directions. Thousands of dollars' worth of fruit is now annually sent afar off, in good condition, to pla ces which not long ago never received any, all owing to the improved meth ods of packing, preserving and trans portation. There can never be too much fruit raised. White Wash. —As the season is near at hand for white-washing buildings, fences, Ac., we take this opportunity to to inform our readers that they caD make a superior white wash paint, by taking two quarts of skimed milk, eight ounces of freshly slaked lime, six ounces of linseed oil, two ounces of white burgundy pitch, and three pounds ofSpanish white. The lime must be slaked in water exposed to the air, mixed in about one-fourth the milk. The oil (in which the pitch has previ ously dissolved; must be added a little at a time. Then add the rest of the milk, and afterwards the Spanish white. Color it to suit, (if you do not prefer a white paint) with Spanish brown to make a pink ; with Spanish brown and finely pulverized clay, to make a stone color; with yellow ochre or chrome, to to make a yellow COIOJ, and so on. The Canadian Thistle. —Mr. David Newport, of Abington, Pa., writes to Hearth and Home : "On a farm which 1 purchased in Abington, I found two considerable patches of Canada thistle, which I have destroyed in two seasons by the application of a small quatitv of coal oil. I found it better to cut each plant close to the ground with a sharp hoe or knife, and apply the coal oii immediately to the fresh wound. A small quantity seems to penetrate the plant, even to its most distant roots. Farmers can not he too careful to note the first en croachment of this pest, for itis only then that it Cau be readily destroyed, but it will be found by experiment that the means above indicated, if per severingly used, will prove thorough ly efficacious. Balloons.-- Take one pint of milk, one pint of flour, three eggs ; separate the eggs, beat the yolks until light and mix with the milk ; stir in the flour gradually, add one salt-spoon of salt, heat it well, then whisk the whites un til stiff and dry, and stir through light ly half at a time. Butter small cups, mi them half full of the mixture, and bake in quick oven. When done turn them out of the cups, place them ou a heated dish, and send to table hot.— Eat with wine or nun's butter. Indian Bread.— Take seven heap ing tablespoonsful of Indian meal, a little salt, a piece of lard the size of an egg; well sea id the meal, hut not too thin, with boiling water ; two eggs well beaten, three-fourths of a cup of rice, well boiled, put with the meal ; thin it to a thick batter with milk, it takes about a teacup of milk, one teaspoon ful of cream of tarter and half a tea spoonful of soda. Bake an hour. Omelets.— Take a slice of baker's bread anjinch thick, cut off the crust, pour a pint of boiling milk upon it; season with pepper and salt to your taste, beat it up, and when cold put to it five eggs. Beat the yokes very light, and add them to the bread and milk, then add the whites, well beaten.— This makes two omelets. Cider may he preserved sweet for years, by putting it up in air-tight cans after manner of preserving fruit. The cider should be first settled and racked off from the dregs, but fermentation should not be allowed to commence before canning. Adhesive Plaster.—Take of common, orlithrageplaster,five parts; with re sin, one part. Melt together, and thin ly spread the liquid compound on strips of linen, by means of a spatula or table knife. This plaster is very adhesive, aud is used for keeping on other dress ing. Court Plaster— Take half-a-dozen pig's feet well cleaned for cooking, and | boil to a jelly of say about half a pint or less: then spread with a brush on any waste scraps of silk. It will bo found equal to any adhesive plaster. Any fatty substanoe in the boiling of the feet raises to the surface, and when cold can bo easily removed. Wheat, bran, oatmeal, scraps of meat, and cheese rinds should be fed to hens at this time of the year, because they contain albumen, of which there is ! much in an egg. Chopped vegetables will make them healthy ; corn meal is ! is more useful in fattening poultry. In estimating hav by measurement i allow 450 cubic feet for a ton in the up per half of the mow, aud 40ufeet m the i tower balf,