BY MEYERS & MENGEL. TERMS OF PUBLICATION. THE CKTIFORD GAZETTE is published every Fri dny morning by MEYERS A MKNGEL, at $2.00 per annum, if paid strictly tn advance, ; $2.50 if paid within six months; $3.00 if not paid within six months. All subscription accounts MUST be settled annually. No paper will be sent out of the State unless paid for IN ADVANCE. and ail such übscriptions will invariably be discontinued at the expiration of the time for which they are aid. All ADVERTISEMENTS for a less term than three months TEN CENTS per line for each In sertion. Special notices one-half additional All resolutions of Associations; communications of limited or individual interest, and notices of mar riages and deaths exceeding fivo liner, ten cents per line. Editorial notices fifteen cents per line. AH legal Notices of every kind, and Orphans Court and Judicial Salts, are required by lair t be published in both papers published in this pi ace. £. All advertising due after first insertion. 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This Journal, with a reputation for excellence surpassed by none of its cotemporaries, comprises ail those .characteristics of a newspaper whieh adapt it to the wants ot the people of the towns, Tillages and rural districts. Its claims to public approval consist of its excellent Novelettes and Tales. Late and C- mpact Details of News. Agricultural Papers, Reviews of Markets, Poetry, Wit, Humor. Scienco and Art, And General Variety. TERNS OF SUBSCRIPTION THE WEEKLY SUN is published Every Satur day at the following exceedingly low rates to in dividuals and clubs when sent from ono pos. office. The money in all cases to be remitted in advance. For One Copy for One Year $1 50 Club of Six Copies, One Year 8 00 Club of Twelve Copies, One Year 15 00 Club of Fifteen Copies, One Year 18 00 Club of Twenty Copies, One Year 22 00 Club of Twenty-five Copies, One Year .25 00 For the convenience of temporary subscribers the H KKKLV SCN will be mailed forsix months forone dollar. Parties ordering for a shorter period will be charged the same price, viz. one dollar. A. S. A BELL A CO.. Publishers, Baltimore and South Streets, Baltimore, Md. janl", 68 T\R. CHASE'S RECIPES, or Injor- Ji f motion for Everybody : —An invaluable collection of about 800 practical recipes for Mer chant- Grocers. Saloon keepers, Physicians, Drug gie'". Tanners, Shoemakers. Harness-makers, Pain ters. Jewelers, Blacksmiths, Tinners. Gunsmiths. Farriers, Barbers. Bakers. Dyers, Renovators. Farmers, and Families Generally. To which has been added a Rational Treatment I Pleurisy, Inflammation ofthe Lungsand Infl&m atory Diseases, and also for General Female Debil ity ami Irregularities. The undersigned is agent for Redfor.l ,,r<r,i r F->r agencies address L M. STATLER, apr24tf Stoystown, Pa. Mob printing. ijUIE BEDFORD GAZETTE POWER PRESS PRINTING ESTABLISHMENT, BEDFORD, PA. JVI E YEIIS & MENGrJEE PROPRIETORS. Having recently made additional im provements t< our office, we are pre pared to execute all orders.for PLAIN AND FANCY J<) B PRINT IN a , With dispatch and in the most SUP ERIO R ST YL E. CIRCULARS, LETTER HEADS. RILL IIEA OS, CH ECKS. CER TIE It'A PES, BLANKS. DEEDS. REGISTERS. RE CEIPTS, CARDS, HEADINGS. ENVEL OPES, SHOWBILLS, HANDBILLS, IN VITA TIONS, LABELS, se. ,y r . Our facilities for printing P< >ST E RS, PROG It AMAIES, <fcc., FOR CONCERTS AND EXHIBITIONS, ARE UNSURPASSED. "PUBLIC SALE" BILLS Printed at short notice. We can insure complete satisfaction as to time and price i \t;r A T E R S' T T NEW SCALE PIANOS, With Iron Frame. Overstrung Bass and Agraffe Bridge, MELODEONS and CABINET ORGANS, The bc-t manufactured : Warranted for 6 years. Fifty New and Second-hand Pianos, Melodeons and Organs of six first-class makers, at low prices for Cash, or, one-third cash and the balance in Monthly Instalments. Second-hand Instruments at great bargains. Illustrated Catalogue mailed. Wareruoms, 481 Broadway, New York. HORACE WATERS. TESTIMONIALS. The Waters' Pianos are known as among the ] very best. —N. }'. Evangelist. We can speak cf the merits of the Waters" Pi- ; anos from personal knowledge as being of the very j hi t quality. — Christian Inteli'igeucer. The Waters' Pianos are built of the very best , and most thoroughly seasoned material.— Advocate and Journal. Our friends will find at Mr. Waters' store the very best assortment of Pianos, Melodeons and Or- : gaiis to be found in the United States.— Graham's j Matraziue. Mrsn AL Domes.— Since Mr. Waters gave up ! publishing sheet music, be has devoted his whole capital and attention to the manufacture and sale of Pianos and Melodeons. He has just issued a 1 catalogue of his new instruments, giving a new I scale of prices, which shows a marked reduction | from former rates, and bis Pianos have recently , been awarded the First Premium at several Fairs Many people of the present day, who arc attract- j ed, if not confussd, with the finning adeertise mentsof rival piano houses, probably overlook the modest manufacturer like Mr Waters; but we happen to kbow that his instruments earned him a j good reputation long before Expositions and"hon ors" connected therewith were ever thought of; • indeed, we have one of Mr Waters' Pianofortes j now in our residence (where it has stood for many years.) of which any manufacturer in the world might well be proud. We have always been do- i lighted with it as a sweet-toned and powerful in strument, and there is no doubt of its durability ; , wore tbar, this, some of the best amateur players in the city, as well as several celebrated pianists, have performed on the same piano, and all pro nounce it a superior and first-class instrumeut. ~ r"nger endorsement we could not give.— Home rual- janls,'69. ORDERS from a distance for any kind of JOB PRINTING promptly attended t" Send to THE GAZETTE JOB OFFICE, Bed ford, Fa. LICT R I c TELEGRAPH IN CHINA. THE EAST INDIA TELEGRAPH COMPANY'S OFFICE, Nos. 23 & 25 Nassau Street, NEW YORK. • Organized under special charter from the State of New York. ' CAPITAL $5,000,000 50,000 SHARES, SIOO EACH. DIREC T O R S. HON ANDREW G. CURTIN, Philadelphia. PAULS. FORBES, of Russell A Co., China. FRED BUTTERFIKLD, of F. Butterfield A C New York. ISAAC LIVERMOKE, Treasurer Michigan Cen tral Railroad, Boston. ALEXANDER HOLLAND, Treasurer American Express Company, New York. Hon JAMES NOXON, Syracuse, N. Y. 0. H. PALMER, Treasurer Western Union Tele graph Company, New York. FLETCHER WESTRAY, of Westray, Gibbs A Hardcastle. New York. NICHOLAS MICKLES, New York. I OFFICERS. ; A G. CURTIN, President. N. MICKLES, Vice President. GEORGE ELLIS (Cashier National Bank Com monwealth,) Treasurer. i HON. A. K. MeCLURE, Philadelphia, Solicitor. ; The Chinese Government having (through the Hon. Anson Burlingame) conceded to this Com pany the privilege of connecting the great sea ! ports of the Empire by submarine electric tele graph cable, we propose commencing operations in China, and laying down a line of nine hundred i miles at once, between the following port s, viz : Population. ; Canton 1,000,000 ! Macoa 60,000 ! Hong-Kong 250,000 Swatow 200,000 Atnoy 250.000 i Foo-Chow 1,250,000 ; Wan-Chu 300,000 j Ningpo 400,000 Hang Chean..... 1.200,000 Shanghai 1.000,000 Total 5 010.000 These ports have a foreign commerce of $900,- 000,000, and an enormous domestic trade, besides I which we have the immense internal commerce of the Empire, radiating from theso points, through its canals and navigable rivers. The cable being laid, this company proposes erecting land lines, and establishing a speedy and trustworthy means of communication, which must ! command there, as everywhere else, the comma nisations of the Governmont, of business, and of social life especially in China. She has no postal system, and her only means nowofeommuuicating iniorraation is ty couriers on land, and bv steam ; ws on water. The Western World knows that China is a very i large country, in the main densely peopled; but few yet realize that she contains more than a third of the human race. The latest returng made to her central authorities for taxing purposes by the local magistrate make her population Four han dled and Fourteen millions, and this is more likely to be under than over the actual aggregate. Nearly all of these, who are over ten years old, not only can 'out do reid and write. Her civili zation is peculiar, but her literature is as exten sive as that of Eurepe. China is a land of teach ers and traders; and the latter are exceedingly quick to avail themselves of every proffered facili ty for procuring early information. It is observed in California that the Chinese make great use of the telegraph, though it there transmits messages in English alone. To-day great numbers of fleet steamers are owned by Chinese merchants, aD.I u-ed by them exclusively for the transmission of j early intelligence. If the telegraph we propose connecting all their great seaports, were now in i existence, it is believed that its business would ! pay the cost within the first two years of its suc ! ecx-ful operation, and would steadily increase I thereafter. No enterprise commends itself as in a greater ! degree renumerative to capitalists, and to our whole people. It is of vast national importance commercially, politically and evangelically. stock of this Company has been un qualifiedly recommended to capitalists and busi ness men. as a desirable investment by editorial articles in the New York Herald, Tribune, World, Times, Post, Express, Independent , and in the Philadelphia North American, Press, Ledger, Inquirer, Age. Bulletin and Telegraph Shares of this company, to a limited number, may be obtained at SSO each, $lO payable down, sls on the Ist of November, and $25 payable in monthly instalments of $2.50 each, commencing December 1, 1868, ou application to DREXEL & (JO., 34 South Third Street, PHILADELPHIA. Shares can be obtained in Bedford by applica tion to Reed A Schell. Bankers, who are author ized to receive subscriptions, and can give nil no ccssary information on tko subject. scpt2syl I combine style with neatness of fit. And moderate price s with the best workmanship % JONES' ONE PRICE CLOTHING HOUSE 604 MARKET STREET, GEO. \V. NIEMANN. PHILADELPHIA. [sepll,'B3.jl ] i 1) I! Y YOU It NOTIONS ) of <Joc4 B. W BEKKtSTRESSEK. t)LASTEIt.— The subscriber would respec(fully inform the public that he has just received from the city 60 tons of best Nova Scotia KOCK PLASTER, and will continue to receive, as his stock diminish es, until the first of April, which he will grind, and have for sale at Hartley's Mill, and will sell as cheap as can be bought for cash. Wheat, rye, j or corn, at the highest cash prices taken in ex- ' change for Plaster Remember, only until the Ist of April. Thankful for p is' favors he solicits a continuance of the sauic. declßin3 ANItREW J. MILLER. \ BEDFORD, PA., FRIDAY MORNING, JANUARY 22, 1869. fioofland'is Column. you ALL HAVE HEARD OF IIOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS, AND IIOOFLAND'S LEHMAN TONIC. Prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson, Philadelphia. Their introduction into this country from Ger many occurred in 1825. THEY CURED YOUR FATHERS AND MOTHERS, And will cure you and your children. They are entirely different from-j —g- the many preparations now in the eountry cal I— I I led Bitters or Tonics. They arc no tavern * preparation, or any thing like one; but good, honest, reliable medi cines. They are The greatest known remedies for Liver Complaint, DYSPEPSIA, Nervous Debility, JAUNDICE, Diseases of the Kidnevs, ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN, and all Diseases arising from a Disordered Liver, stomach, or IMPURITY OF THE BLOOD. Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles, Fullnes of Blood to the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust for Food, Full ness or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Eruc tations, Sinking or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the Head. Hurried or Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Suffocating Sensa fl I lions when in a Lying Posture. Dimness of \.s Vision, Dots or Webs before the sight. Dull Puin in the Head, Defi ciency of Perspiration. Yellowness ofthe Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, Back, Chest, Limbs, etc., Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh. Constant Imagi nings of Evil and Great Depression of Spirits. All these indicate diseases of the Liver or Di gestive Organs, combined with impure blood. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS is entirely vegetable and contains no liquor. It is a compound of Fluid Extracts. The Roots, Herbs, ana Barks from which the3e extracts are made, are gathered in Germany. All the medi cinal virtueus are ex traded from them by a scientific Chemist. ■ ft These extracts are then forwarded to this J country to be used ex pressly fur the manufacture of these Bitters. There is no alcoholic substance of any kind used in compounding the Bitters, hence it is the only Bitters that can be used in cuses where alcoholic stimulants arc not advisable. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC is a combination of all the ingredients of the Bit ters, with PUKE Santa Cruz Rum. Orange, etc. It is used for the same diseases as tbe Bitters, in ease where some pure alcoholic stimulus is required. You will bear in mind that these remedies are en tirely different from any others advertised for the cure of the diseases named, these being scientific preparations of medicinal extracts, while the oth ers are mere decoctions of rum in some form. The TONIC is decidedly one of the most pleasant and agreeable remedies ever offered to the public Its taste is exquisite. It is a pleasure to take it, while its life-giving, exhilarating, and medicinal quali ties have caused it to be known as the greatest of all tonics. DEBTLITT. There is no medicine equal to Hoofland's Ger man Bitters or Tonic ■ - in cases of Debility. They impart a tone |4 and vigor to the whole system, strengthen JL the appetite, cause an enjoyment of the food, enable the stomach to di gest it, purify the blood, give a good, sound, healthy complexion, eradicate the yellow tinge from the eye, impart a bloom to the cheeks, and change the patient from a short-breathed, emaci ated, weak, and nervous invalid, to a full-faced, stout, and vigorous person. Weak and Delicate Children are made strong by using the Bitters or Tonic. In fact, they are Family Medicines. They can be administered with perfect safety to a child three months old, the most delicate female, or a man of ninety. These remedies are the best Blood Purifiers ever known and will cure all diseases resulting from had blosd. Keep yjur blood pure; keep your Liver in otder, keep your digestive organs in a sound, I heaithy condition by the use of these reiue $ J dies, ami no diseases will ever assail you The best men in thecountry recommend them. If years of honest reputation go for anything, you must try these preparations. PROM HON. GEO. W. WOODWARD, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Pennsylva nia. PHILADELPHIA, March IS. 1867. I find that "Hoofland's German Bitters" is not an intoxicating beverage, but is a good tonic, use ful in disorders of the digestive organs, and of great benefit in cases of debility and want of ner vous action in the system. Yours Trulv. GEO. W. WOODWARD. FROM HON. JAMES TAOMPSON. Judge of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. PHILADELPHIA, April 28, 1866. I consider "Hooflaud's German Bitters" a valua ble medicine in case . of attacks of Indiges tion or Dyspepsia. I \ can certify this from my experience of it. il Yours, with respect, JAMES THOMPSON. FROM REV. JOSEPH U. KENNARD, D. D., Pastor of the Tenth Baptist Church, Philadelphia. DR. JACKSOS—DEAR SIR:—I have been fre quently requested to connect my name with rec ommendations of different kinds of medicines, but regarding the piactice as out of my appropriate sphere I have in all cases declined , but with a clear proof in various instances, and particularly in my own family, of the usefulness of Dr. Hoof land's German Bitters, I depart for once from my usual course, to express my full conviction that for general debility of the system, and es pecially for Liver Com -m-r plaint, it is a safe and valuable prepara |Nj tion. In some cases it may fail; bnt usual i-t ly, I doubt not, it will be very beneficial to those who suffer from the above causes. Yours, very respectfully, J. H. KENNARD, Eigth, below CoatesStreet. CAUTION. Hoofland's German Remedios arc counterfeited. The Genuine have the signature of C. M. JACK SON on the front of the outside wrapper of each bottle, and the name of the article blown in each bottle. All others are counterfeit. Price of the Bitters, $1 per bottle; Or, a half dozen for s•">. Price of the Tonic, $1 50 per bottle ; Or, a half dozen for $7 50. The tonic is put up in quart bottles. Recollect that it is Dr. Hoofland's German Remedies that are so universally used and so highly recommended; and do not allow the Druggist to induce I lyou to tako anything else that he may say is just as good, be cause ha makes a larger profit on it. These Reme dies will be sent by express to any. locality upon application to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE, At the German Medicine Store. No. 631 AUCII STREET, Philadelphia. CI I AS. M. EVANS, PROPRIETOR Formerly C. M. JACKSON A Co. These Remedies are for sale by Druggists, Store keepers and Medicine Dealers everywhere. Do not forget to tximtne the artiein\you buy in order to get the genuine. mayl'H'tWyl Q EGRETS OF TIIE GREAT UT CITY —A Work descriptive of the VIRTUES and the VICES, tbe MYSTERIES, MISERIES and CRIMES of New York City. 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Agents wanted in every town in the country. dec2ow4 T'CIHON! (FERTTR. IAHH AND HOUSE. The Farmer's Workshop.— No reas onable farmer will dispute the impor tance of having a Workshop upon It is premises, and especially those who have boys to bring up. Boys will be busy, and if opportunity is not given for a full employment of their time, either with work or sport at home, they will seek diversion abroad, which will not usually result profitably. A farmer gives his experience and opin ion upon the matter in the subjoined sensible talk: How many farmers do we find that have not the ingenuity to repair a rake, or other small farm implement. Were they brought up on a farm ? Yes. Well, then, why is it? Some may say they are of that unfortunate class of mortals that are not gifted with their share of ingenuity. This is a great mistake. If you will take the trouble to inquire of them what they spent their time at when young, they will tell you farming. Was their fath er a farmer? Yes, the best in the neighborhood, they may say. Well what did he employ himself and boys at rainy days? "O nothing; when it rained too hard to work we generally spent our time at the village, in the stores and tavern. You know that boys want rest some times." Very true, but is there no other enjoyment for boys than at the tavern and stores ? Had the father had a workshop, with a select lot of tools, would not those boys have had some job for a rainy day; such as a little cart, sleigh, wagon, or boat to make or repair? There are very few boys who do not have such things to make. Thus by having a small workshop, boys sooh acquire a taste to handle tools, and tinker up many little playthings of their own. When older, the knowledge gained will beof great service to them in mak ing and repairing implements on the farm. But there are habits which they acquire in spending their leisure time at the village, which is the ruin of many- a promising boy, for where do we find u village now, in which there is not one of the taverns, where the temptation appears to he strong judg ing from the numbers we generally find in them getting spirituous liquors to drink ? When will farmers learn to make their homes attractive for their boys and themselves? A few good hooks, one or more good agricultural papers, and last, but not least, a workshop.— Ohio Farmer. A Home of Your Own. —An exchange very appropriately remarks that every poor laboring man should buy himself a town lot—got that paid for, and then work to add the necessary improve ments—a little here and a little there will in due time produce you a home of your own, and place you outside of the landlord's grasp. Remember that SSO a year saved in rent will in a very few years pay for your own home and the money it costs you to move and shift about, will without any loss of furniture and of time, pay the interest of a five hundred dollar judgment against your property until you can gradually reduce it to nothing. You can all buy in that way—why do you not risk it? If you fail you are no worseoff—if you succeed, as any careful man is sure to do, you have made a home and established a credit equal to another which will start you in busi ness. Poor men, take our advice, buy oue of the lots now offered for sale and see how much better it will be for you and your family five years after this. Card The Cows.—One would think that any kind-hearted man, when he sees how grateful this operation Is to a cow, would be willing to spend a few moments in carding her. It pays as well to clean a cow as a horse. All who have fairly tried it find great benefit from the operation. And not one farmer in a hundred makes it a practice to use the card or curry comb in the cow-stable. We know stupid men who laugh at the idea as a mere notion of some fancy farmer. But, in point of fact, no cow can give the best results at the pail unless this matter is attended to, especially in winter. Sunflower Seed.—lt Is said that small quantities of sunflower seed mixed with the food of a horse will impart a fine gloss to his hair, while it is a sure cure for founder, if given immediately after the ailment is discovered. In the latter csi.se, about a pint of seed should be mingled with the oats or chopped feed, when a cure will be ef fected. For a young man who is thoroughly in earnest, farming offers a grant! field for effort ; but the man who is only in earnest, who thinks that showy sur roundings are the great object of at tainment, will find that the results of his farming operations are not very en couraging. JToneg Cake.— Three quarts of honey; half a pound of fine loaf sugar; a quar ter of a pound of citron ; a halfounceof orange peel, cut small; of cinnaman and ginger, each half an ounce; four well beaten eggs, and a pound of sifted flour. Melt the sugar with the honey and mix. Roll out the cakes, and cut in any form. Sponge Gingerbread.— A pint of mo lasses, a teacupful of sour milk or but ter milk, a tablespoonful of saleratus dissolved, and flour sufficient to roll. Cut it about half an inch thick, and bake in a quick oven. Sponge Cake.— Ten eggs; their wieglit in sugar, the weight of seven eggs in flour. Beat the whites and yolks separately, then add sugar and flour. The last thing before baking, a Id the juice of one lemon ; one spoon ful of saleratus. Robinson Brothers, of Makanda, 111., gathered five tons of grapes from SXM) three year old vines this year. IllJ'r/ AND THE DARKIES. Blitz! The very name is synonymous with witchcraft and roguery. What a twank of jugglery there is in its pro nunciation! Presto change ! —magical words in themselves—are no more i dentitied with miraculous deeds than that of Blitz. He is the prince of con jurors, and adds to his wonderful dex terity at legerdemain the most remark able power of the human voice known as ventriloquism. Blitz is an arrant joker, and loves to carry out a practi cal joke of fun. For some weeks past he has been frightening the market men in New York by causing their dead poultry and dressed pigs to talk all sorts of stuff, and to make formal complaints of the untimely end to which they had been brought. One butcher after throwing a half dozen turkeys into the street Ijeeause they would gobble, though they were as dead as a door nail, was saluted with a terrible grunt from a young pig that he was offering fur sale all clean and dress ed for the table. Frightened half out of his wits, the market man fairly "cut stick," nor would he comeback again until piggy had been removed. But the naughtiest thing that Blitz ever did was to disturb a negro meet ing some years ago in Belknap street, Boston. The story is not generally known, as it would, perhaps, have led to some personal trouble to him had it been represented to the authorities. All Boston knows or has heard ofthe negro preacher, Father Suowden, who held forth to his colored friends in Belknap street for so many years. It was a quiet summer's afternoon, when the house was pretty well filled—there being a revival of religion going on— when Blitz and some other persons (although he is himself as dark as a mulatto, and has "curly* hair," to boot) entered the house. It was pret ty warm weather; but things went on nicely enough until the minister got warmed up in hissubject, and was using words almost too big for a common sized dictionary, when Blitz thought it about time to do something. "And the I-iord said unto Moses"— "Bow-wow-wow," came apparently from behind the speaker. The congregation looked each other in the face with countenances darker than ever, while Father Snowden, af ter staring behind himself, seemed to come to the conclusion that the noise proceeded from the street, and so he commenced again. "And the Lord said unto Moses"— "Ain't you ashamed of yourself!— take your hand off me !" said a voice apparently proceeding from a very neat mulatto girl, who sat in the front pew, and upon whom all eyes were now turned. "I didn't touch yer," said the man next to her in amazement. Some smiled and said, "Sam John son ought to be ashamed of himself to act so in meeting," and the minister frowned upon him in away that would have thawed a snowball outright, after which Mr. Snowden attempted once more to resume his remarks. "And the Lord said unto Moses"— "Well, what did he say ?" came sud denly frona the lips of an attentive lis tener in the side aisle. The minister was astounded. lie looked at the man as though his bold ness had electrified him, and some of the congregation began to think that under the circumstance the inquiry was a very natural and appropriate one. As to the minister himself, he was a little vexed now, and repeated with emphasis: "And the Lord said unto Moses"— "P'ire ! Fire!" roared a voice, which seemed to coins from the entrance to the house, with startling earnestness. This was too much to bear tamely. Even the minister rushed to the door, and the affrighted women scream ed as if they were mad, and they hud dled and pushed each other out of the pews and down the aisle. Bonnets suffered some on the occasion; and when they all got fairly out, they looked up to the top of the meeting house patiently to see the flames burst through the slated roof. And there Blitz left them standing, their eyes rolled heavenward, and Parson Snowden in a brown study. Anvii i; TO (JIKLS.- Young ladies, the whole secret with nine-tenths of you, of not being able to secure good husbands, is simply that you do not know how to work. You have no knowledge of practical house keeping, and consequently are useless as help mates. Instead of being an assisstant to a husband you are an obstacle to his success. Your style of living, too, is incompatible with his means. You j want to begin house keeping as your i parents left off, not as they began, and there are few young men who have not already a good income, can afford to marry you. There are no possible objections to the accomplishments of music, paint ing, and the like, as such, but the idea is to be able to set these prior amuse ments aside, for the stern duties of married life call for your practical knowledge. Show the young man that you can do your part as double busi ness, and that you will not be a dead expense to him through life. Believe us, young friends, as many true, patri otic, womanly hearts beat over house hold duties as flutter beneath the soft light of a parlor chandelier. Your kiss is just as sweet, your smile just as bright, your heart as happy and tender afteradaysexertionsina sphere worthy of true womanhood, as in the place of dissipation, frippery and silly amuse ment. Have an ambition to do your part In life, cultivate industrial habits, and let the parlor accomplishments go with the higher accomplishments we have roughly enumerated. It is as tonishing how soon a domestic young lady is found out and appreciated. It is because she is such a rare exception to the general rule. VOL 64,—WHOLE No. 5,475. HOW TO >UKE A WIFE IMIAI'I'Y. See her as seldom as possible. I f she is warm-hearted and cheerful, or if af ter a day's or a week's absence, she meets you with a smilling face, and in an affectionate manner, be sure to look coldly on her, and answer her in mon asyllables. If she repels her tears and is resolved to look cheerful, sit down and gape in her presence till she is fully convinced of your indifference. Never think for a moment that you have anything to do to make her happy, but that her happiness con sists in gratifying your caprices, and when she has done all that a woman can do, he sure you do not appear satis fied. Never take an interest in any of her pursuits, and if she asks your ad vice, make her feel that she is troub lesome and impertinent. If she at tempts to rally you good humorediy on any of your peculiarities, never join in the laugh, but frown her into silence. Ifshehas faults—which undoubtedly she has, and is ignorant of—never at tempt to correct them, but be certain to continually obtrude upon her ears, "What a good wife somebody else has, and how happy a man must he with such a wife." In company, never seem to know that-you have a wife treat all her remarks with indifference, and be very affable and complaisant to every lady present,except your wife. If you strictly follow the above direction, you may be certain of an obedient and broken-haerted wife. AFTER AN OFFlCE.—Yesterday a sable representative of the "best gov ernment in the world," surmounting the elevated seat of a dilapidated car ryall, drove up to the central station in this city, and inquired for the "boss." The unique vehicle contained his an cient dame and two diminutive scions of the "house." A quadruped which a very polite man, with a due regard to the sensibilities of the animal, might dignify with the distinctive appella tion of mule, had the honor of pulling the conveyance and its loyal freight. | Word being conveyed to Captain Cain that a visitor wished to see him on business of importance, that gentle man soon made his appearance. "What do you want ?" "Git to stop with you, boss !" "Want to stop with me?" inquired ; the astonished officer. "Yes, boss ; jis for all night." ; "Gb ! you want to stay at the station | to-night ?" j "Y'es, sar." "But where are you going with all j that plunder ?" "Goin' to Washington, sar !" "What Washington— not to Wash | ington City ?" "\es, sar, dat's de place, where de ! President is!" "W hat in the name of Heaven are j you going there for?" "\V ell, you see, boss, Massa Grant's I got de place now, and dey say we col ored folks gwiue to get all de offices when he gets in ; so I's gwine to see if he won't makedis chile gub'ner !" It is needless to say that the colored "gemman" was hospitably entertain ed, and sent on his way rejoicing.— New Orleans Picayune. TIIE JOURNEY OF LIFE.—Ten thous and human beings are sent forth to gether on their journey. After ten years one third, at least, have disap peared. At the middle point of the common measure of life but half are still on the road. Faster and faster, as the ranks grow thinner, they that re mained till now become weary, and lie down and rise no more. At three score and ten a band of some four hun dred yet struggle on. At ninety, these have been reduced to a mere handful of thirty trembling patriachs. Year after year they fall in diminishing numbers. One lingers a lonely mar vel, till the century is over. We look again and the work of death is finish ed. CALIFORNIA FARMING.—The San Francisco papers complain that the yield of wheat in California has fallen from forty bushels an acre down to twenty bushels; and that, if the pres ent improvident style of farming con tinues, the crops will not average over twenty bushels an acre. The old cus tom of burning the stubble and straw, instead of turning it into compost, has been revived. If the practice is not abandoned, the worn-out wheat fields of California, it is asserted, cannot be restored without great expense and the application of tho best agricultural skill. IT is asserted that a very "loyal" and very pious editor in Troy, New York, whose sympathies have always been deeply moved in behalf of the suffering negro, lias suffered his* own father to die in an lowa poor-house, without sending him the aid he was amply able to furnish. The poor old man had the misfortune to be white. "Jo, how many scruples are there in a drachm?" "Don't know, Zur." "Well, remember, there's eight." "Eight! pooh! dad always takes his without no scruples." A Western editor, whose subscribers complained very loudly that he did not give them news enough for their money, told them if they did not find enough in the paper they had better read the Bible, which he had no doubt would be news to most of them. A musical prodigy has appeared in Mississippi, in the person of a negro girl, an Ignorant field hand who can not read a note or spell a word, but who plays a piano exquisitely. The papers tell us that " colored la dy lately died at Residing, Ct., who was the mother of 24 children, includ ing six pairs of twins." She ought to be worshipped as a holy mother by the Mongrel party.
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