& lie •IP edfaiil" s&£*&*♦{ r I'r iln> Horning. February 28. 1868. --■■■ ■ ■—— iNPE.4rn.neMT! Satan has at last sufficiently madden ed his minions at Washington to in duce them to attempt the removal of the President. Hell thrills with ecsta cy as the announcement rings through Us corridors. The fiends shout and laugh, for they scent blood and death in the upper air. The Infernal "Rump" of a Congress have impeached the President. The vote was taken at five o'clock on Mon day last, and stood 135 for, to 47 against, impeachment. Yes, the Radical Reb els have resolved to remove the Presi dent ! WIIY ? Because lies amis by the Constitution and fulfils his oath to support and maintain that sacred instrument. Be cause they have undertaken to bind him hand and foot with unconstitutional legislation, and he dares to stand up for his rights. Because, forsooth, lie chooses to appoint his own cabinet offi cers, as the Constitution authorizes him to do and as all other Presidents have done before him. These devils incarnate, who Would plunge the country into the bloodiest civil war that ever reddened the page of history, these hatchlings of the bats of the lowest hell, who subsist on the intensity of human misery, these tad poles of the toads that leed in the slimiest holes of the bottomless pit, would take advantage of their own devilishness and thus drag down as their victim a true, honest and fearless MAN! A law is passed, uneonstitutional on its face, which affects the President alone. lie prefers to keep his oath to support and defend the Constitution, rather than to break that oath by obey ing this law. In other words, he re fuses to regard this law as valid, and thus seeks to test its validity in the Courts. For this he is to be removed from offiee. Shall it be done? NE\ - ER! NEVER! NEVER! liKYOLI'TION! Tho.new rebellion against the Con stitution, is rapidly culminating. 4he President is now threatened with im mediate removal from office. Articles of impeachment have been presented in the lower house <>! < ongress, by Toad. Stevens, am! it is thought they will be adopted to-day (Monday, Feb. 24.) This new movement to depose the Pros id', ui. has arisen from an order issued on Friday last for the removal of the infamous Stanton trom the \\ ar office and the appointment of Gen. L. Thomas (the Adjutant General of the Army) in Stanton's stead.- Ihe Presi d nt sent the order for the removal of Stanton and the appointment of Gen. Thomas, to the Senate, and the Gener al called upon Stanton and demanded possession ol the War Department, when Stanton had him arrested. He was afterwards released on $5,000 bail, The whole thing in a nut shell amounts t) this : The President is to be deposed because he desires to appoint his oun Cabinet officers, as he has a riyht to do under the Constitution, and as all other Presidents have done before him. A pretty business, to be sure, to involve the country iu tumult, and, probably, civil war, because the President of the United States wishes to choose his own Cabinet! We think we hear the outcry of the people thundering in the ears of the conspirators in Congress, STOP! We think we hear the piteous peti tion o women ami children, of widows and orphans, going up to the pitiless cabal at Washington, STOP! We think we hear the merchants and mechanics, the farmers and laborers of the country, shout in rhe ears of the Radical fanatics. STOP! But will the voice of the people be heeded ? Will the d' -perate plotter- in C'on gresscoase their devilish, machinations? Is there any hope for a bloodless peace? Jf not, then force mast be met by force, revolution by revolution, and the C'onsti' lution and liberties of our country, must be maintained at alt hazards. THE RADICAL TEAM. It was Munchausen, we believe, who told the "ower true tale" about a pack of wolves attacking the horses attached to a sledge, the wolves eating the hors es as they ran, until they (the wolves) finally ate themselves into the harness, and taking the place of the horses, were thus driven to Moscow. This case found a parallel, some years ago, in some "wolves in -sheep's clothing" whose savage attacks upon the "Re publican" party resulted in their com pletely swallowing up the old wheel horses of that party and getting them selves, body and breeches, into the har ness of Radicalism. These creatures now run the Radical machine and are driven by the lash of their party mas ters, whithersoever their drivers list. They are, however, a troublesome team, as they cannot pass a single bone without snapping at it and quarreling over it, and would fain tear each other to pieces, did they not fear the crack of the party whip. Formerly they were tried in the Democratic wagon, but they snarled and growled so much at one another and at all about them, and their real character became so transparent, that they were distrusted and discarded. It is a little queer that our Radical friends still have hope ol domesticating these greedy animals. If they are not permit ed to gorge themselves with the fat things of the party, and at the same time to snap up all the little bones and crumbs as they go along, it will be impossible to make them "gentle." Feed them well,boys, or they will break the traces. THE HAPPY FAMILY. Quite a contest has been going on, for some time, in the Radical party of of this county, b tween the several fac tions which coinpdsethat organization. The County Committee met on Tuesday of Court week to elect a delegate (o the State Convention. The choice of this delegate, the question of the Vice Pres idency, and ti'.eold fight between the clan Cameron and the gang Curt in, was re-opened with great energy and bitter ness on both sides. Collector Asheom acted as field-marshal for theCameroni ans,whilst "Ijttle Johnny Sissney"com manded the forces of Curtin. The hat tie waxed hot and the carnage threat ened to become fearful. But in the midst of the conflict a flag of truce ap pwrad, with the proposition that both Grow (Cameron's man) and Curtin should he shelved, and instructions passed for E. M. Stanton. This was a greed to as a compromise, but theCam eronians were completely out-general ed in the election of Maj. D. Washa baugh as delegate, he being a Curtin man. W. M. Hall was Maj. V asha baugh's opponent, but was badly beat en. The contest, however, did not cease with the election of delegate to the State Convention. Hall and "Lit tle Johnny" both want to serve their country as delegates to the ('liicago Con vention. As "Johnny 'hi a candidate f>r Congress, the friends of Hail very justly urge that the aforesaid "Johnny" is a little greedy, and ought to be taught to restrain his appetite. 11 r< - mains to be seen whether poor Hall is again to be sacrificed. How thankful ought Democrats to be that they sire not only rid of these ambitious distur bers of party harmony, but that the"Re publican"organization has fallen heir to the troubles which they were wont to stir up in the ranks of the Democracy ! THE Munibo-jumbo, Blaek-and-Tan, Moss-back, Carpet-bag Constitution made by Negroes and foreign adven turers for the people of Alabama, failed of adoption by about 12,000 votes. Under the Reconstruction acts, a ma jority of all the registered votes is re quired to ratify any of the Constitu tions, framed by the Black Crook Con ventions, ami the whites nearly all staid away from the election" in Alabama ancl thus defeated the patriotic labors of Wilson, Sumner & Co. Only 3,000 white votes were polled in the State. Although the negroes ufe in a large majority and the election was kept open for five days, Cuffee couldn't be brought to the scratch. He is still looking for "dcm mules" promised him by "de Radical bruthjers" when he voted for "de Coniwenshum." THE President has appointed Maj. Gen. Lorenzo Thomas Secretary of War ad interim , that is to act until the Sen ate confirms the appointment of i per manent Secretary. He has just sent to the Senate the name of Gen. Thomas Ewing, of Ohio, an eminent -oldier of the conservative school, for permanent Secretary of War. The Senate can take a run-aud-jump at this soldier, ii they choose. THE Democrats carried the borough of Hollidaysburg on Friday hist, by a majority of sixty-five. This is a gain, of forty over the majority of last fall. The ball keeps moving'. AWAKE! ARISE! Democrat?, are you prepared for the Spring elections? The time for choos ing township and borough officers is rapidly approaching, and the enemy are already organizing. Arouse, Demo crats, and gird yourselves for the fight! Mark, an advantage gained now by the foe, has its effect, and, therefore, you must not permit them to gain any advantage. Make your nominations, and see that they are "good ones. Let there be harmonious action. This is no time toquarl or higgle over small matters. Let us charge together and drive the enemy from their picket line. THE PRESIDENT has appointed Gen. Geo. H. Thomas Lieutenant General by brevet and also General" by,brevet. Gen. Thomas at present commands the department of Tennessee. The Presi dent has aiso appointed Gen. Geo. B. MeC'lellan Minister to England. This is a dose of epaulettes for the Senate. If that body chooses to put itself on the record against these "boys in blue," we shall begin to understand that Rad icals don't care so much about soldiers after all. THE Constitution provides that upon "impeachment and conviction of high crimes and misdemeanors," the Presi dent may be removed from office. Hence, the Senate will yet have to convict Mr. Johnson, before he can be removed from office. THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC CON VENTION. The national democratic committee held a meeting in Washington on Sat urday. Hon. August Belmont, of New York, presiding. After considerable debate, the committee agreed upon the city of New York as the place for hold ing the presidential nominating con vention, and the 4th of Juiy as the time. The only other action taken was an argumq;,i to give this announce ment, ace;,mpained by an earnest in vit'Yiion to all the"opponents of radi calism to unite in this movement to select anti-radical candidates for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States. The proceedings were harmonious, and the result, it is under stood, meets the almost unanimous ap proval of the members of the commit tee. ________________ THE NEW REBELLION! .Stanton Refuses to obey tlic Order of the President! He arrests the Secretary of War appoint ed by the President! The Congressional Rebels conspire to depose tlae President! (ireal Excitement! WASHINGTON,Feb. 22. Yesterday the President issued an order removing Stanton from war of fice, and appointing Gen. L. Thomas, Adjutant General of the army, in his stead. Stanton refused to give up War office to Gen. Thomas and made affi davit before Just ice Carter that Thomas had violated Tenure of office bill, by accepting office >f Secretary of War. Judge Carter issued a warrant for Thom as'arrest. Thomas called on Stanton and demanded War office. Stanton declined and told him he would have him arres ted, which was done this morning, he has since been released on $5,000 bail. Stanton still holds the office of Secre tary. Thart. Stevens to day presented im peachment bill, signed by all the Re publican Congressmen, and there is no doubt but .it will he put through.— Great excitement here and greater ex pected on Monday. LATER. WASHINGTON, February 22.—Gener al Thomas immediately on his release, visited the President, and by his in struction went to the War Department and demanded the keys of the office in presence of Stanton, Grant, Howard, and others. Nothing is known of the interview, but at this writing (12.30) General Thomas is still in the War (Jltiee. MESSAGE OF THE PKESIDENT.—' The Speaker laid before the House to-day the following correspondence: IVur Department, Washington Feb. 21, 18G8. ) Sir— General Thomas has just deliv ered to me a copy of the enclosed or der, which you will please com muni cate to of Representatives. Your obedient servant, EDWIN M. STANTON, Sec'y of War. Hon. Schuyler Calfox, Speaker of tho House ol Representatives. Executive Mansion, \ Washington, J). C. Feb. 21, 1868. j Sir—By virtue of power and authori ty vested in me as President by the Constitution and laws of the United Stales, you are hereby removed from office as Secretary or the Department of War, and your functions as such will terminate upon receipt of tins communication. You will transfer to Brevet Major General Lorenzo Thomas, Adjutant General of the army, who has this day been authorized an . empowered to act as Secretary of War ad interim, all records, books, papers, and other public property now in your custody and charge.' Respectfully, yours, ANDREW JOHNSON, President. To the Honorable Edwin M. Stanton, Washington, I). C. FIXANCIAI. EFFECT OF THE WASH INGTON EXCITEMENT.— A special dis patch from Philadelphia to the Wash ington Express says? Outside of stocks and gold gambling, fears are entertained" that the unsettled state of the political horizon will act with damaging effect on the spring trade about to open. The President's intention of testing the constitutionali ty of the civil tenure bill in court is un derstood here by the thinking tew, ami they chuckle at the act ol tne rad icals in Congress in convulsing the country. The reaction, it is thought, will be damaging to not u few_ of the over-anjbitioui geutJen*en in the House. PERIODICALS. THE OLDGUARD FOB MARCH.—The ; above number of this sterling Demo cratic serial is one of the best yet iss ued. The contents are as follows: ''Secrets Let Out of the Senate Cham ber," by the editor. "Astorre Man fredi," a continuation of the Italian Historical Romance, translated express ly for THE OLD GU KD. "Dead Under the Roses," by Miss Nellie Marshall, "To Mary," by Mrs. Helen- Rich. " 'State Sovereignty and Negro Suff rage." "O, Humbug." "Political Literature of America." "Types of Mankind," by Dr. Van Rvrie. "The Contrast," (poetry.) "The Soul of Music," (poetry.) "The Southern Heroic Dead," (poetry.) "The Con dition of the South." "Lesson of the Eighth District of Ohio." by the editor. "A Message from God to Usurpers ami Dictators." This Lesson makes one of the most startling pages in the periodi cal. The Book and Editor's Tables are unusually attractive in this March number, which, all in all, makes up one of the most valuable of the series. The approaching great election ren ders it necessary that every Democrat should keep well fortified with the sterling truths of our great principles, which alone can save the country.— The monthly reading of THE OLD GUARD will prepare him to fight Mongrel ism with weapons which are sure to bring victory. .Single copies, 2->c.; $3 per year. Van Evrie, Morton & Co., publishers, 102 Nassau street, New York. THE GALAXY, for March, contains Steven Lawrence, Yeoman, by Mrs. Ed wards; Jofin Bright at home, by Rich ard J. Hinton; Worthless Laurels, by Kate Putnam Osgood, (with an illus tration by W. J. Hennessy;} Some cel ebrated Shrews, by Frank W. Ballard; A Deserted Plantation, by K. B. Sea brook; The Secret History of a Subsi dized Organ ; The billiard or Sir Ball, By W Words and their Uses, by Richard Grant White; Elder Knapp, tl-.e Revivalist, by G.; How Lamirati de was Caught, by Gaston Fay; South ern Troubles ami their Remedy, by JamesO. Noyes ; Semele by E. 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PORTRAIT OF CHARLES DICKENS. —We have received a very elegant i npression of a portrait, 011 steel, of CHARLES DUCK ENS, a copy of which the Messrs. Appleton & Co., are pre senting GRATIS to every subscriber to their new and popular edition of Dick ens. It is pronounced by good judges to be the best of the distinguished au thor yet executed. Any person remit ting $4.50 to Appl ton Co., New York, will receive by mail, post paid, the entire set of Dickens, in sev enteen volumes, and the portrait which is suitable for framing, as above. The edition of Dickens is publishing in weekly volumes, seven of which are now ready. A copy of the por trait can be seen at our office, where subscriptions for the book will be re ceived. Meeting to Sustain tlie ('resident. PHILADELPHIA, Feburary 23.—A meeting of democrats of the fourth ward was held to-day. One hundred and seventeen were present by count, the following resolutions were adop ted t Resolved, That inasmuch as a usur ping Congress calls itself tlie people, when in fact Congress is not the people, but the servants of the people, we the citizens of Philadelphh., who value the constitution above all party and party tacits, do solemnly resolve that An drew Johnson, President of thp United States, standing as he does for the con stitution and the rights of the people under it. is tlie true exponent of the feelingsjof the people, and that we will, if necessary, shoulder our muskets to sustain not Andrew Johnson alone, but the constitution widen ne sustains w t!i a vigor and truthfulness ttiat challenge our admiration and respect. Resolved, That this is a white man's government, that must he sustained at all liazzards. —General Joe Hooker is announced as among the latest arrivals in Rome. NEWS AND OTHER ITEMS —The impoverished condition of Lou isiana and Mississippi has com pel ltd the military authorities to feed the prisoners in the jailsand penitentiaries at the expense of the Northern peo ple. At the same time two negro con ventions—so-called—have been in ses sion in those States for months, each member of which draws from $lO to S2O a day, exclusive of mileage. Haifa million dollars will not suffice to cover the expenses of those conventions. 1 heseare some of the beauties of "re construction." . —Saunders, the ex pel led negro mem ber of the Florida menagerie, and Rad ical candidate for Congress, denounced Satrap Meade, in a speech, the other day, as a "scull wag" and other ugly tilings. The darkey is probably not far out of the way. He has gone to Washington to lay ids grievances at the foot of the throne. —When the Democracy ruled the country $2,400 was sufficient pay for a member of Congress. Since Radical ism came in the pay has been advanced to SIO,OOO. This makes an additional annual expenditure of about $2,470,00fi. We hear no Radical talk of economiz ing in this direction. —TheSpringfield (Mass.) Republican, the New York Kreniny Paul, the Brook lyn Union, the New York Times, and the Buffalo Commercial Advertiser refused to support the proposed usurpation of Congress. They raise the standard of revolt against the Military Dictator ship. —Alexander H. Stevens takes a very despondent view of affairs at the South, lie sees nothing iri the future but gloom and disaster, and.the result of the re construction policy will be the destriu tion of either the black or white race. —The mayor of St. Louis has vetoed a bill repealing the Sunday liquor law passed by the councils of that city. He ays he would sign a bill allowing the billiard saloons to keep open on Sm,- day. —One thousand seven hundred and twenty-three infants, who had been thrown away by their parents, were picked up in the streets of New York last year, of which number seven hun dred and forty-nine now fill the chil dren's nurseries on Randall's Island. —The Rhode Island Locomotive Works, located at Providence, have re cently received orders for twenty-four locomotives, nineteen having been or dered for the Union Pacific and Cen tral Pacific railroad, and the remainder for Western roads. —General McClellan has gone to Florence from Vienna, with his wife, whose health requires the change.— The day before his departure he was entertained at dinner by the Archduke Albert. Fifteen thousand three hundred and fifty-one new buildings were erected in Ohio last year, worth nearly 10,000,- 000. —Recently five ladies had their pock ets picked while attending a funeral in a private house in Brooklyn, New York. —540,000 in counterfeit fractional currency was seized by the police in Chicago, last week, anO four alleged counterfeiters were arrested. —The new postal treaty between the United States and Great Britain lias been temporarily suspended..to enable both {Governments to revise certain points mutually overlooked. —Union County, hio, boasts a gi ant seven feet three inches in his stock ings, sixty-nine inches about his chest, and five hundred and thirty six pounds in weight. Rhode Island ladies go off alone on sleigh-rides, and pay for their own supper and call it a leap year affair. —The Norwich Advertiser suggests to the New Hampshire Radicals that March is a bad month for consump tives. —Mr. Adams held the office of United States minister to England longer than any other person since 1823. —The property of Jacob Barker, late a New Orleans millionaire, was sold on Tuesday at bankrupt sale. • —Lands are given away along the line of the Florida Railroad, in order to induce immigration, Judge Adams, at Chattanooga, refuses to allow colored men to act as jurors. —George I>. McClellan was last week nominated as Minister to England by the President. —At Scranton, Pa. - , last week a man named John Johnson, accidentally shot and killed his wife. —Several of the prominent colored delegates of the South Carilina Con vention have gone to Washington. —Nashville is afflicted with burglar ies of nightly occurrence. —Prentice wants somebody to keep tally of the reconstruction law. —An Ohio baby swallowed a snake and now hisses in its sleep. QUEER KIND OF RETRENCHMENT. —The llarrisburg I'atriot and Union says, radical reform is beginning to de velop itself at tiie State Capitol. We see ttiat tlie Committee of Ways and Means, of which the economical fana tic from Potter is chairman, have re ported additional appropriations for tlie extension of the Governor's man sion. When the children of the Htate are crying for bread, and poverty and want visit the hearthstones of ma ny of our people, we are ot tlie opin io)) that Geary "extensions" should cease. What say you, Mr. M; nn Boston fSrntiiietj R A DIC ALExPRAV AG ANC E. —111 IST JO the House at llarrisburg employe t 53 officers, and paid tlum s2l,inn. The same House, in 1808 employ 1)8 officers and w'iU pay them $Si>,2S(). So says a a llarrisburg correspondent ol the Reading Daily Tones, a neutral paper. Just think of it—one Hundred members and ninety-eiyld officers! liui ot such is Radical extravagance made. SPECIAL NOTICES. ■ FACTS. That wo have unequalled facilities for conduct ing business to the advantage both of onno-lvos and pa runs, we submit the following TRUTHS— weII known as such to tbe entire business commu nity. Ist. We have abundant rash capital. therefore— 2d. We are enabled to Buy for Cash exclusive ly, consequently at the lowest possible prices, with tbe markets of tbeentire world to select from. 3d. In this particular WE HAVE ADVANTAGES shared by no other house in our business. 4lb. 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For masons already enumerated we can. and do sell clothing iu every respect superior— .surpassed by nnifc, equalled by tew—at pri ces gu i ran teed in all rases tower than the the lowest elsewhere , or the sale cancelled and money refunded. 10th. If buyers should for any cause become dissat isfied af era purchase is mide. if reported within a reasonable time,we pledge ourselves, by exchange, refunding of money. or other wise, to give full satisfaction in every case, aud request that all such may be reported to us for adjustment. CARD. —Our stock of Fall and Winter Clothing is full and complete, and selling rapidly, but is as rapidly repleni.-hed each day with l'resh and desi rable styles of new goods, purchased recently, for cash, at great sacrifices, enabling us to sell at pri ces lower than have been known for years. Con gratulating our patrons ujam the decline of ptioes. which enables us to offer superior garments at such low rates, we request the favor of a call. 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