Mi-gwllawl. 1 t Hornlnsr. trlirimry 28. 1868. IxPF.Arll.nexT! Satan has at last sufficiently madden* ed liis minions at Washington to in duce them to attempt the removal of the President. Hell thrills with ecsta cy as the announcement rings through its corridors. The fiends shout and laugh, for they scent blood and death in the upper air. The infernal "Rump'' of a Congress have impeached the President. The vote was taken at five o'clock on Mon day last, and stood i% for, to 47 against, impeachment. Yes, the Radical Reb el* have resolved to remove the Presi- dent! WHY? Because hes and* by the Constitution and fulfils his oath to support and maintain that sacred instrument. Be cause (hey have undertaken to bind him hand and foot with unconstitutional legislation, and he dares to stand up for his rigiits. Because, forsooth, he chooses to appoint his own cabinet offi cers, as the Constitution authorizes him to do and as all other Presidents have done before him. These devils incarnate, who Would plunge the country into the bloodiest civil war that ever reddened the page of history, these hatch lings of the hats of the lowest hell, who subsist on the intensity of human misery, these tad poles of the toads that feed in the slimiest holes of the bottomless pit, would take advantage of their own devilishness and thus drag down as their victim a true, honest and fearless MAN! A law is passed, unconstitutional on its face, which affects the President alone. He prefers to keep his oath to support and defend the Constitution, rather than to break that oath by obey ing this law. In other words, he re fuses to regard this law as valid, and thus seeks to test its validity in the Courts. For this he is to lie removed from office. Shall it be done? NE\ EE! NEVER! NEVER! IiKYOLI TIOX ! Tho.new rebellion against the Con stitution, is. rapidly culminating. I he President i* now threatened with im mediate removal from office. Articles of impeachment have l*een presented in the lower house of Congress, by Tnad. Steven*, and it is thought they will be adopted to-day {Monday, Feb. 21.) This new movement to depose the President, has arisen from an order issued on Friday last for the removal of the infamous Stanton from the War office and the appointment of Gen. L. Thomas {the Adjutant General of the Army) in Stanton's stead. 1 lie Presi d nt sent the order for the removal of Stanton and the appointment of Gen. Thomas, to the Senate, and the Gener al called upon Stanton and demanded possession ol the War Department, when Stanton had him arrested. He was afterwards released on So,ooo bail, The whole thing in a nut sheli amounts t.i this: The President is to be deposed because he desires to appoint his own Cabinet officers, as he has a right to do under the Constitution, and as all other Presidents have done before him. A pretty business, to be sure, to involve the country iu tumult, and, probably, civil war, because the President of the United States wishes to choose his own Cabinet! We think we hear the outcry of the people thundering in the ears of the conspirators in Congress, STOP! We think we hear the piteous peti tion o women and children, of widows and orphans, going up to the pitiless cabal at Washington, STOP! We think we hear the merchants and mechanics, the fan nor* and laborers of the country, shout in the ears of the Radical fanatics. STOP! But will the voice of the people he hooded? Will the desperate plotter- In Con grcssceasetheir devilish machinations? Is there any hope for a bloodless peace? Jf not, then force must be met byforce, revolution by revolution, and the Consti- Tint ion and liberties of our country, must j be maintained at alt hazards. THE RADICAL TEAM. It was Munchausen, we believe, who told the "ower true tale" about a pack of wolves attacking the horses attached to a sledge, the wolves eating the hors es as they ran, until they (the wolves) finally ate themselves into the harness, and taking the place of the horses, were thus driven to Moscow. This case found a parallel, some years ago, in some "wolves in sheep's clothing" whose savage attacks upon the "Re publican" party resulted in their com pletely swallowing up the old wheel horses of that party and getting them selves, body and breeches, into the har ness of Radicalism. These creatures now run the Radical machine and are driven by the lash of their party mas ters, whithersoever their drivers list. They are, however, a troublesome team, as they cannot pass a single bone without snapping at it and quarreling over it, and would fain tear each other to pieces, did they not fear the crack of the party whip. Formerly they were tried in the Democratic wagon, tint they snarled and growled so much at one another and at all about them, and their real character became so transparent, that they were distrusted and discarded. It is a little queer that our Radical friends still have hope ol domesticating these greedy animals. If they are not permit.ed to gorge themselves with the fat things of the party, and at the same time to snap up all the little hones and crumbs as they go along, it will he impossible to make them "gentle." Feed them well, boys, or they will break the traces. THE HAPPY FAMILY. Quite a contest has been going on, for some time, in the Radical party of of this county, b tween the several fac tious which compose that organization. The County Committee met on Tuesday of Court week to elect a delegate (o the State Convention. The choice of thi.-> delegate, the question of the Vice Pres idency, and ti:e old fight between the clan Cameron and the gang Curt in, was re-opened with great energy and bitter ness on both sides. Collector Ashcom acted as field-marshal for theCameroni ans, whilst "Ijttle Johnny Sissney'Vom tnanded the forces of Curtin. The bat tle waxed hot and the carnage threat ened to become fearful. But in the midst of the conflict a flag of truce ap ptmred, with the proposition that both Grow (Cameron's man) and Curtin should be shelved, and instructions passed for E. M. Stanton. This was a greed to as a compromise, but theCam eronians were completely out-general eil in the election of Maj. D. Washa baugh as delegate, he being a Curtin man. W. M. Ilall was Maj. V asha baugh's opponent, but was badly beat en. The contest, however, did not cease with the election of delegate to the State Convention. Hall and "Lit tle Johnny" both want to serve their country as delegates tothe ('hicago Con vention. As "Johnny" Hi a candidate f>r Congress, the friends of Hall very justly urge that the aforesaid "Johnny" is a little greedy, and ought to he taught to restrain his appetite. It re mains to he seen whether poor Hall is again to he sacrificed, llow thankful ought Democrats to be that they are not only rid of these ambitious distur bers of party harmony, but-that the"Re publican"organization hasiallen heir to the troubles which they were wont to I stir up in the ranks of the Democracy ! THE Mumbo-jumbo, Black-and-Tan, Moss-back, Carpet-bag Constitution made by Negroes and foreign adven turers for the peopleot Alabama, failed of adoption by about 12,0dd votes. Under the Reconstruction acts, a ma jority of all the registered vote- is re quired to ratify any of the Constitu tions, framed by the Black Crook Con ventions, and the whites nearly all staid away from the election" in Alabama and thus defeated the patriotic labors of Wilson, Sunnier Co. Only 3,000 white votes were polled in the State. Although the negroes ufe in a large majority and the election was kept open for jf?iv days, Cuffee couldn't bo brought to the scratch. He is still looking for "dem mules" promised him by "de Radical brudders" when he voted for "de Comwenshum.'' THE President has appointed Maj. Gen. Lorenzo Thomas Secretary of War ad interim , that is to act until the Sen ate confirms the appointment ot a per manent Secretary. He has just sent to the Senate the name of Gen, Thomas Ewing, of Ohio, an eminent -oldier of the conservative school, for permanent Secretary of War. The Senate can take a ruu-aud-iiimp at this soldier, if they choose. . THE Democrats carried the borough of Holiiduysburg on Friday last, by a majority of sixty-five. This is a gaiiL of forty over the majority of last fall. The ball keeps moving'. AWAKE! ARISE! Democrats, are you prepared for the Spring elections? The time for choos ing township and borough officers is rapidly approaching, and the enemy are already organizing. Arouse, Demo crats, and gird yourselves for the fight! Mark, an advantage gained now by the foe, has its effect, and, therefore, you must not permit them to gain any advantage. Make your nominations, and see that they are "good ones. Let there be harmonious action. This i 9 no time toquarl or higgle over small matters. Let us charge together and drive the enemy from their picket line. THE PRESIDENT has appointed Gen. Geo. 11. Thomas Lieutenant General by brevet and also General* by,brevet. Gen. Thomas at present commands the department of Tennessee. The Presi dent has aiso appointed Gen. Geo. B. MeC'lellan Minister to England. This is a dose of epaulettes for the Senate. If that body chooses to put itself on the record against these "boys in blue," we shall begin to understand that Rad icals don't care so much about soldiers after all. THE Constitution provides that upon "impeachment and conviction of high crimes and misdemeanors," the Presi dent may be removed from office. Hence, the Senate will yet have to convict Mr. Johnson, before he can be removed from office. THE NATION AI. DEMOCRATIC CON VENTION. The national democratic committee held a meeting in Washington on Sat urday. Hen. August Belmont, of New York, presiding. After considerable debate, the committee agreed upon the city of New York as the place for hold ing the presidential nominating con vention, and the 4th of July as the time. The only other action taken was an argument to give this announce ment, accompanied by an earnest in vit"Vion to all the*opponents of radi calism to unite in this movement to select anti-radical candidates for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States. The proceedings were harmonious, and the result, it is under stood, meets the almost unanimous ap proval of the members of the commit tee. THE NEW REBELLION! Stanton Refuse* to obey the Order of the President! He arrests the Seeretary of War appoint ed by the President! The Congressional Rebels conspire to depose the President! CJreat Excitement! WASHINGTON,Feb. 22. Yesterday the President issued an order removing Stanton from war of fice, and appointing Gen. L. Thomas, Adjutant General of the army, in his stead. Stanton refused to give up War office to Gen. Thomas and made affi davit before Justice Carter that Thomas had violated Tenure of office bill, by accepting office of Secretary of War. Judge Carter issued a warrant for Thom as'arrest. Thomas called on Stan ton and demanded War office. Stanton declined and told him he would have him arres ted, which was done this morning, lie lias since been released on $5,000 bail. Stanton still holds the office of Secre tary. Thad. Stevens to day presented im peachment bill, signed by all the Re publican Congressmen, and there is no doubt but .it will be put through.— Great excitement here and greater ex pected on Monday. LATER \V \sii i XGTON, February 22.—Gener al Thomas immediately on his release, visited the President, and by his in struction went to the War Department and demanded the keys of the office in presence of Stanton, Grant, Howard, and others. Nothing is known of the interview, hut at this writing (12.30) General Thomas is still in the War Office. MESSAGE OP THE PRESIDENT.— The Speaker laid before the House to-day the following correspondence: War Department, Washington Cifg, Feb. 21, 1868. ) Sir— General Thomas has just deliv ered to me a copy of the enclosed or der, wiTieh you will please communi cate to the of Representatives. Your obedient servant, EDWIN M. STANTON, Sec'y of War. Hon. Schuyler Caifox, Speaker of the House of Representatives. Executive Mansion, j Washington, J). C. Feb. 21, 1868. ) Si,'— By virtue of power and authori ty vested in nie as President by the Constitution and laws of the United States, you are hereby removed from office as Si t'ietary or the Department of War, and your functions as such will teiinitiate upon receipt of this communication. You will transfer to Brevet Major General Lorenzo Thomas, Adjutant General of the army, who lias this day been authorized an . empowered to act as Secretary of War ad interim, all records, books* papers, and other public property now in your custody and charge, ltespectfully, yours, ANDKEW JOHXSOX, President. To the Honorable Edwin M, Stanton, Washington, t). C. FIXAM TAG EFFECT OF Tin: WASH INGTON EXCITEMENT.—A special dis patch from Philadelphia to the Wash ington Express says: Outside of stocks and gold gambling, fears are entertained that the unsettled state of the political horizon will act with damaging effect on the spring trade about to open. The President's intention of testing the constitutionali ty of the civil tenure hill in court is un derstood here hy the thinking tew, and they chuckle at the act of trie rad icals in Congress in convulsing the country. The reaction, it is thought, will be damaging to not a few of the over-am bitiom genUenjen in the Wouo. PERIODICALS. 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