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All accounts agree that the Presi dent's reception and treatment in Bos ton was one of the grandest ovations ever tendered to any of the nation's rulers by that community. Whatever else Boston may lack, it never wants courtesy and respect when courtesy and consideration are due. The parade and Masonic ceremonies of Monday were on the largest scale, and the day was kept by the people of the city and surrounding country as a holiday.— Commencing at 8 A. M. to form, it was not until after o P. M. that the Masons completed their line of march and reached Boston Music Hall, where the ovation and other ceremonies took place. The dedication ceremonies com menced at I) o'clock, and in these none excepting Masons participated. The President of the United States, Post master General Randall, Major Gener al Rousseau, and Surgeon Basil Norris were present at this interesting ser vice, they being members of the fra ternity, and wearing appropriate re galia. The procession consisted of eighteen divisions, and was comman ded by William D. Stratton Grand Mar shall. In addition to Encampments of the State, there were Encampments from Rhode Island, New York, New Hampshire. Maine, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and District of Columbia, to gether with Knights from other States. The Lodges of the State were joined by St. John's Lodge, of New York, insti tuted in 1721. It carried its old Wash ington Bible upon which George Wash ington took his oath of office as first President of the United States, it hav ing been administered by Chancellor Robert Livingston. The Bible was es corted by a special guard of Klights, and was carried by Henry Glaser, of New York. Lodges from Maine, Illi nois, New York, and the city of Wash ington, and other cities and States, were in line with a strong representa tion of various organizations in England and the British Provinces. It i.3 thought It), 000 Masons were in the procession. The dress of members of different lodges was strictly uniform, its was also that of the Knights of the several commanderies, and this circum stance elicited the admiration of the spectators and rendered more attrac tive the appearance of the procession. Some of the Knights were on horseback, and a few rode in open carriages. All encampments and lodges carried ban ners designating their names and local ities and a number of national flags were prominent in thebriliant display. Crowds lined the streets, and many houses displayed flags and banners. Some of the decorations were ola gorgeous character, including arches across the street, formed by streamers from the windows. A large groined arch, trimmed with national emblems and surmounted by an allegorical rep resentation of Hope, fringed with flags, greeted the eye, and added to the effect of the display. The President's coach was drawn by six chestnut colored horses, and flank- j ed by a guard of honor of the Boston j Encampment Knights Templar, num bering twenty-four, armed with gold-; beaded spears. All along the route the President was cheered by the men, while the ladie.- in the windows and balconies waved their handkerchiefs. The President stood muchofthetime, bowing with hat in hand in acknowl edmcnt of these compliments. Bou quets were occasionally thrown into the carriage, and the fact that hecaught I in his hand a large bunch of flowers I thrown by a young lady from a win dow elicited renewed applause. Hold ing the bouquet toward the fair donor, he made a low bow. There was much enthusiasm everywhere exhibited.— Many words of compliment were loudly uttered, and the only allusion to politics heard was the exclamation, "No im peachment." The coach halted repeatedly to en able mothers to present their little BEDFORD, PA., FRIDAY MORNING, JULY 12, 1867. children to the notice of the President. He gave them kind words and more than once availed himself of'the oppor tunity of a kiss. Bostonians says that never before was there a time when politics were so successfully excluded from a public demonstration in honor of a public man, and many are glad to have the President among them in or der that they may express theirrespect for him as the Chief Magistrate and as a fellow-citizen, irrespective of the is sues which disturb the country. In the evening a grand bouquet was given in the Egyptian Saloon of the new Masonic Temple, at which the President was the honored guest. In response to a toast, Mr. Johnson spoke at some length, his remarks being fre quently interrupted with applause.— After the banquet the President was escorted back to the Tremont House, where he was met by ex-President Pierce, who had Ue-t arrived from New Hampshire, especially to pay his re spects to him. A SAD TALK.—A St. Louis corres pondent says: "A year ago, the daugh ter of one of our wealthy Main street men married a clerk 011 S2,(MM) a year, against her father's will. The honey moon bliss was scarcely done, and the battle of life really begun, when she found that her husband was not all that her fond imagination had pictured him to be, nor wedded bliss so rosy as she had dreamed. She told her moth er she would like to come back to her home, and her mother pressed her to do so; but her father made of stonier material, did not comeinto the arrange ment so easily. Leaving the following note on her husband's table, repaired to her paternal hearth-stone: 'I have gone home to ray father.— Farewell. Be happy. MARY.' "Home that was, alas! she went to; but icy glances and rude rebuffs were all the greetings she received. She could not live here, and receiving no intelligence from her husband, she started out for herself. Rent day soon came round, and having 110 means, she repaired to her father, and implor ed him for money, and begged for e nough to start herself in business so she could earn a livelihood. He refused, anclshesaid, 'Whereshall I go, father?' He replied, 'I don't care. Go to h—ll, if you will.' In her desperation she said, 'I will, father, and hold you re sponsible.' "Rushing from her home, she soon met a gay young man about town, told her tale, and said, 'she was ready for anything.' He made an appoint ment with her at a well known assig nation house 011 Washington avenue, and she poor creature, has commenced to be numbered among those whose footfalls patter over the ashes of hell." THE VIOLET.— Those who wish to cultivate the violet in their gardens will do well to avail themselves of the following hints concerning this charm ing little flower. There are more than twenty species, those most esteemed for fragrance being merely varieties of the sweet violet of the botanist, or, as it is better known, the English violet. Many of the varieties will flower at any season of the year, if the conditions are favorable. They require cool weather and rather shaded, moist situations. They flower in the spring and fall, and can easily be kept in bloom from Octo ber till the end of May, by the simple help of a cold pit, well protected in winter. For this purpose they must be grown in some moist spot during the summer, and transplanted to the pit in October, the only additional care nec essary being to shelter them from actu al frost, and to admit the rays of the sun whenever it can be done without letting in the frost also. By this sim ple method we may have these delici ously fragrant flower*; around us the whole year. Those who choose to try it will find it an excellent plan, and will be amply repaid for their trouble. Violets may also be potted and placed in the green-house, care being taken to keep them in the coolest parts, and as near the glass as possible. RED CLOUD, TIIE INDIAN LEADER. —Speaking-of thefourthcoming war on the plains, the Reese River Reveille says: The great leader of the Indians is Red Cloud, or Mahpilatan, who is represented as one of the ablest Indian warriors of any time. He is about thirty five years of age, tall, handsome, athletic, and As perfect in his horseman ship as in his physical appearance. He has commanded in several battles pre vious to the massacre of Col. Fetter man's command, and has never been whipped, lie was at Laramie last Spring, at the treaty making, enjoying the farce aud treating it as such with out disguise, yet accepting all the pre sents offered, but left with the declar ation that his country should never be occupied by the whites, nor garrisoned by them, nor should their roads cross it. Then he was at the head of about 320 warriors of the Ogaiallah Sioux, but his marshalling 8,000 at Fort Philip Kearney shows the influence he has o ver others, and his determination to make his threat goou. He is an active energetic, and able warrior, and he who conquers Red Cloud will do more than he who conquered Tecumseh, or Black liawk, or Osceola. PHILOSOPHERS say that shutting the eyes makes the sense of hearing more acute. A wag suggests that this ac counts for the many closed eyes that are seen at church on Sunday. THE FA EE OF QFERETARO A\l) CAP TIRE OFVMAXIAIIEIAX. A special correspondent who was on the ground, gives the following ac count of the fall of Queretaro and the capture of Maximilian: The convent of La Cruz, formed the key to the city, and many lives have been lost in attacking and defending it. Maximilian had his headquarters in the building. Escobedo's best infantry occupied the valley between the con vent and the mountain. The Cruz had been void. Colonel Lo pez was Commander of the Cruz and he it was who betrayed the city to the enemy. Just when the liberal Com mander-in-Chief had given his orders for attack, Lopez sent him a letter offer ing for money—variously stated at sums ranging from 800 to 3,000 ounces—to deliver up the Cruz to the liberals. The offer, whatever it might be, was promptly accepted.—Under cover of the darkness Escobedo and Corona moved their forces up under the very wal's of the Cruz. Then Lopez, com manding his own troops to lay down their arms, quietly marched them out at one door as prisoners, while the lib eral troops marched in at theotherand took their places. Thus remained the Cruz all night garrisoned by liberal sol diers, Maximilian placidly sleeping and dreaming of no harm. The Emperor, an incorrigibly early riser, was one of the first to find out something was wrong. Hastily waking Prince Salm-Salm, he exclaimed, "Come along, quick!" and made for the door. But here a file of liberal sol diers were awaiting him. As the ill starred Prince passed on his way out, Lopez, in a hoarse whisper, exclaimed, "That's he," and urged Rincon to se cure him at once. Then occurred one of the most singular incidents in the whole of this singular war. Colonel Rincon a brave soldier, would have re joiced to have captured the Austrian Archduke in a fair fight; but he had little relish for his present work or for the treason that had brought it about.— Giving away to a sudden impulse of generosity, he went up to Max, and said You are a citizen ; you are no soldier; we don't want you— vamos/" and so saying, pushed the astonished Emperor out of the convent. Five minutes afterwards I met him, still looking utterly dazzled, but making his way on foot as hard as he could for the Cerro de Campana, at the other ex tremity of the city. Thus far few shots had been fired. Corona,always swift in his movements, entering by the Cruz, had taken poses sion of the whole of the imperial lines from the inside, the troops at his ap proach dropping their guns and shout ing " Vive la Libertad /" But Miramon was not disposed so tamely to submit. Rallying a portion of a regiment whom heeneountered in the Callo deC'apuchi nas—one of the broadest streets in the city—he formed them in line of battle and prepared to defend himself to the last. One of the first shots fired struck Miramon in the face and lodged under the left eye, blinding him for the time being. A citizen surgeon, whose house was near, attempted to extract the bul let, but in the excitement of the moment only made it worse, and before Mira mon could recover himself he and his whole troop were surrounded and tak en prisoners. Meanwhile Maximilian had been joined at the Cerro tie la Cam pana, or Bell Height—a fortified hill commanding the other extremities of the city—by General Mejia, Castillo and Avellano, and Prince S'dm-Salm and others of his officers, but it was quickly evident that resistance or escape was equally impossible. Four battal ions of infantry and nearly the whole of the liberal cavalry surrounded the hill. A large white flag was accordingly sent down from the Cerro, and the Emperor, with his principal officers, surrendered unconditionally to Gene al Corona. A GOOD JOKE. —Many years ago, j when church organs first came in use, i a worthy old clergyman was pastor of a church where they had just purchased an organ. Not far from the church was a large town pasture, where a great many cattle grazed, and among them a large bull. One hot Sabbath, Mr. Bull came up near the church grazing, and just as the Rev. Mr. B was in J the midst of his sermon—"boo-woo woo," Went the bull. The parson paused, looked up at the singing seats, and, with a grave face, said: "I would thank the musicians not to tune their instruments during service ; it annoys me very much." The people stared, and the minister went on. "800-woo-woo," went the bull again, as he drew a little nearer the church. The parson paused again and address ed the choir. "I really wish the singers would not tune their instruments while I am preaching." The congregation tittered, for they knew what the real cause of this dis turbance was. The old parson went on again, and he had just about started good, when '•Boo-woo-woo" came from Mr. Bull. The minister paused once more and exclaimed : "I have requested the musicians in the gallery not to tune their instru ments during the sermon. I now par ticularly request Mr. L—that he will not tune his double base organ while I am preaching." This was too much. L—got up, too VOL. 61.—WHOLE No. 5,100. much agitated at the idea of speaking out in church, and stammered out: "It is—isn t me, Parson—; it—it is that d—d town bull." RCTSKIir OS JI IHS. John Ruskin, in the Crown of Wild Olives , characterizes in his trenchant style, those money as who like to make imitators of Judas: "We do great injustice to Iseariot, in thinking him wickedaboveallcommon wickedness. He was only a common money-lover, and like all money-lov eiw didn't understand Christ; couldn't make out the worth of him. Hedidn't want him to be killed. He was horror struck when he found that Christ would be killed; threw his money away in stantly, and hanged himself. How many of our present money-seekers, think you, would have the grace to hang themselves, whoever they killed? But Judas was a common, selfish, mud dle-headed, pilfering fellow ; his hand always in the bag of the poor, not car ing for them. He didn't understand Christ, yet believed in him much more than most of us do; had seen him do miracles, thought he was quite strong enough to shift for himself, and he, Ju das, might as well make his own Ii i tie bye-perquisites out of the affair. Christ would come out of it well enough, and he have thirty pieces. Now that is the money-seeker's idea, all over the world. Hedoesn't hate Christ, butcan't understand him—he doesn't care for him—sees no good in that benevolent business; makes his own little job out of it, at all events, come what will. And thus, out of every mass of men— your 'free first' men, whose main ob ject is to make money. And they make it—make it in all sorts of unfair ways, chiefly by the weight and force of money, or what is called the power of capital; that is to say, the power which money, once obtained, has over the labor of the poor, so that the capi talist can take all its produce to him self except the laborer's food. That is the modern Judas' way of'carrying the bag' and 'hearing what is put therein.'" CURE FOR TOBACCO CHEWING.—A friend gives the following peculiar case of tobacco chewing and its cure: A genth man in this vicinity was exces sively fond of the weed. A whole pa per made just three "quids" for him. His better half was a neat woman. She disliked tobacco, and especially did she dislike the appearance of a pile of "old soldiers" back ofa fire-board, where the gentleman was in the habit of throwing them. They were ugly look ing customer-, large and nasty. The gentleman himself was otherwise neat, and took pleasure in spending his eve nings in his well-furnished parlor. His lady finally determined to make the "old soldiers" in the corner as odi ous to him as possible, and the next day she gathered them all together, and added all the outsiders; she had no difficulty in getting enough, as the gentleman not only chewed large 'cuds' but changed them often. She placed them in conspicuous places on the beau tiful Brussels carpet; in the centre ot the room she placed a "king pile," com posed of five of the largest and coarsest. Around stood on end the sentinels in regular order. The whole were made to the best advantage, and they really did themselves credit. They stood up on end in full proportions. At dark, thegas-lights were brilliant ly burning, and shortly after the gen tleman came in. He stopped short, and at first commenced some hard epi thets, then he burst into loud laughter, and his wife came in to see what the matter was. "Who did this?" said he; "who put these nasty things here? they'll ruin your carpet;" and he rang for the servant to clear them away, when his wife interposed, "these things came directly from your mouth," said she. "Are they nasty? will they spoil the carpet?" And then looking at him sharply, she added, "if these things are fit to be held in my husband's mouth for hours, they are certainly no disgrace to lie upon the carpet which we tread upon." "Just so," said the husband, and for some reason he has not had any tobac co in his mouth since that time. POWBK OF HUMBUG.— An individual | owned a small tavern near the field of | Waterloo, the scene of the last great ac tion of Napoleon, and was frequently questioned as to whether he did not possess some relics of the battle, and he as invariably and honestly answered in the negative. He was very poor, and one day, while lamenting to a neighbor not only his poverty but the annoyance to which travelers subjected him, his friend cut him short with: "Well, make one help the other. Make some relics!" "But what can I do?" inquired the poor man. "Tell them that Napoleon or Wel lington entered your shop during the battle and sat on that chair." Not long after au English tourist en tered the tavern, and inquiring for rel ics was told the chair story. The next comer was told that Wellington had taken a drink, and the Wellington tum bler was accordingly sold. The third gazed with breathless wonder on the nail on which Bonaparte hung his hat. The fourth purchased the door posts be tween which he entered, and the fifth became the happy possessor of the floor upon which Napoleon had trodden. At last advices, the fortunate tavern keeper had nt a roof to cover his head, and was sitting on a bag of gold in the center of a deep pit, formed by selling the earth upon which the house stood. LIME OX ORCHARDS. j The value of lime for many purposes in agriculture is no longer a theoretical j question, but an admitted fact. On orchards its effects have been surprising —and such indeed as to surprise the most incredulous. For many uses, lime in the stone is preferable, if it is of a character that admits of its being reduced to a condition sufficiently line for its application, for it then contains about fifty per cent, of carbon, a prin ciple which enters largely into vegeta bles. Calcination, or burning, drives off the carbon, and renders caustic lime mild. In its freshly slacked state, its application is, in most cases, attended with disadvantages as its causticity proves harmful in many ways. In re gard to the application of lime on orchards, it may be remarked that the fall is perhaps as favorable a season, on many accounts as can be selected. Its effects are slow and lasting, and when spread on orchard ground in August, or even in September or October, it will be felt the following year ; whereas, if applied in the spring, no advantage will accrue till the subsequent year, which would be a dead loss to theowner of one year's use of the pecuniary capi tal involved in the outlay of the expe riment. In some cases, the favorable effects of lime have been clearly appar ent for twenty years. Old lime from the walls of buildings is an excellent stimulant for fruit trees of all kinds; it acts immediately, and it acts long. In one case a farmer who was engaged in repairing his dwelling, ordered a portion of the old plastering, taken from the walls ofone of his rooms, to be thrown from a window, where it was accidentally brought in contact with a plum tree which had always been unproductive, and a mere, "cum berer of the ground." The subsequent year, however, it was filled with fruit. This change was owing to the lime, doubtless, as similar results have fol lowed itsapplicationin various, indeed, in innumerable, cases of a like character. We advise every person, therefore, who is the owner of an old and decayed orchard to lose no time in giving each tree a dressing of lime, or, better still, if he can procure it, of old plaster. A peck to a tree of middling size, and a half a bushel to a largeone, is sufficient, according to the experience of many; but though we would by all means rec ommend the application ofeven these small quantities, when larger quanti ties cannot be procured, yet we would sooner advise a bushel and a half. We have no more faith in starvinga tree or a hill of corn than we have in starving an ox or a horse. The "penny wise and pound foolish" policy, adopted by so many, is a bad one for the farmer.— It always results in loss.— Cor. German town Telegraph. FARMER'S CORN PUDDING.—Set on the fire a large pot of water, which must boil hard by the time the pud ding is mixed. Put one quart of milk by i self into a saucepan, and give it a boil; when it has come to a boil, pour it into a deep pan and stir in it a pint of molasses, then add by degrees three pints of Indian meal, and lastly a tea spoonful of ground cinnamon or gin ger ; have ready a pudding bag, dip it into boiling water, shake it out, then pour the hatter into the bag, tie firmly, leaving about one-third vacant, as it re quires room to swell; put the bag into the large pot of boiling water, co.ver it closely, and lot it boil steadily for at least three hours, four will not be too long. While boiling it should be turned frequently; as the water boils away, replenish it with more water kept boil ing for this purpose in another kettle ; on no account put in cold water, as that will render the pudding heavy. Turn it out of the bag immediately before it goes to the table, and eat with butter and molasses. It will be found excel lent, FLOWERS.-HOW the universal heart of man blesses flowers! They are wreath - ed around the cradle, the marriage al tar, and the tomb. The Persian in the far East clelights in their perfume, and writes his loves in nosegays. While the Indian child of the great West claps his hands with glee as he gathers the abundant blossoms—the illumina ted scriptures of the prairies. The Cu pid of the ancient Hindoos tipped his arrows with flowers, and orange buds are the bridle crown with us, a nation of yesterday. Flowers garlanded the Grecian altar, and they hang in votive wreaths before the Christians shrine. All these are appropriate uses. Flow ers should deck the brow of the youth ful bride, for they are in themselves a lovely type of marriage. Tney should twine round the tomb, tor their perpet ually renewed beauty is a symbol of the resurrection. They should festoon the altar, for their fragrance and their beau ty ascend in perpetual worship before the Most High. VEAL CAKE.— BoiI six or eight eggs hard; cut the yolks in two, and lay some of the pieces in the bottom of the pot; shake in a little chopped parsley; some slices of veal and ham, and then eggs again; shaking in after each some chopped parsley, with pepper and salt, till the pot is full; then put it in water enough to cover it, and lay on it about an ounce of butter; tie it over with a double paper, and bake it about an hour; then press it down together with a spoon, and let it stand till cold. It may be put into a small mould, and then it will turn out beautifully for a supper or side-dish. NEVER chew your words. Open the month and let the voice come out. A student once asked "Can virchue, for tiehude, gratichude, or quietehude, dwell with that man who is a stranger to rectichude!" The words here are badly chude. —lt is not a little remarkable that Charleston, the head and front of the whole secession movement, is to-day a pattern of morality, peace and quiet ness.