THB BEDFORD GAZETTE • a rtIBUsHKD EVERY FRIDAY MORNING BV B. F. MEYERS, the following terms, to wit : *1.50 per annum, cash, ill advance. $3.00 " " P ai(l tl l e y ear * flo ii < il not paid within the year, subscription taken tor less lhan six months (jyNo paper discontinued until all arrearages repaid, unless at the option of the publisher, it t, e en decided by the United States Courts that ike stoppage of a newspaper without the payment o! arrearages, is prima fat it evidence ot fraud and a criminal offence. courts have decided that persons are ac countable for the subscription price of newspa pers, it the) take them from the post office, wheth er they subscribe for them, or not. •5 elect o e t v ti. From Vanity Fair. SKEDADDLE. The shades of night were fulling fu9t As through a southern village passed A youth, who bore, not over nice) A "banner with the gay device," Skedaddle 1 His hair was red ; his toee beneath, Peeped, like an aeorn from its sheath, While with a frightened voice he sung A burden strange to Yankee tongue, Skedaddle! lie raw no household fire, where he Might warm his tod or hominy; Beyond the Cordilleras Rhone, And trout his lips escaped a groan, Skedaddle! <•0, stay," a culled pusson said, "An' on dis bosom res' your head!" The Octoroon she winked her eye, But still he answered with a sigh, Skedaddle! "Beware of MeClellan, Buell and Banks, Beware, of 1 hillock's deadly ranks!" This was the planter's last good night; The chap replied, far out of sight, Skedaddle! At break of day, as several boys From Maine, New York and Illinois, Were moving southward, in the air They heard these accents of despair, Skedaddle! A chap was found, and at his side A bottle, showing how he died; Still grasping in his hand of ice That banner with the strange device, Skedaddle! There in the twilight thick and gray, Considerably played out, he lay; And through the vapor, gray and thick, A voice fell, like a rocket stick, Skedaddle! Union Village Shakers. The Dayton Gazette has a very interesting ar ticle giving the history, manners, sentiments. &.C.. of the singular sect called Shakers. The follow ing sketch of one of their flourishing settle ments will bo read with much interest: The society at Union Village, W arrcn county, Ohio, is worthy of particular note. It is one of the largest Shaker Societies in the world. It was founded in the year 1805. It now numbers near 600 persons, and owns upwards of four thousand acres of land in one body, lhc soil is remarkably fertile, and the surface and scen ery beautifully diversified, and the locality rc miirkably healthy. The Society here is divided into four different "families," located in differ ent parts of their domain. The largest lamily numbers near 200 persons, and is called the Cen tre, it being the residence of their Elder and Eldresscs, and where their church is located. The "dwelling," as it is called, where this fam ily eats*and sleeps, is an immense brick struc ture, four stories high', it fronts 88 feet, and is 108 feet deep; it is divided into dining, sleep ing and kitchen rooms. In the large cellar un derneath is kept the milk, and the butter and cheese apparatus. Their butter is churned and cheese made by horse power; their bread is al so kneaded in tho same way. 'iheir bread is certainly the best we ever tasted. In fact, the dinner they generously prepared fur our party, was one of the most palatable we ever enjoyed. Tho fine fruit and other seasonable delicacies with which our table was loadid, were such as princes might feed upon and be glad. '1 hey live upon plenty of the very best of everything that is good and healthy. They cultivate none but the best of fruits, of which they sell large quantities. They have the finest stock wc ever saw. Their cattle arc altogether incomparable. Some of dieir cows give daily, from six to eight gallons of the richest milk. Such cows they readily sell at froin $l5O to S2OO. Calves, from two to four months old, they sell nt from S9O to $ 100. They have an animal that weighs nearly 3,000 pounds. Thoyhave a botanical garden of about twelve acres, in which they cultivate all the me dicinal plants and herbs of this climate, which they gather and remove to the chemical and medical laboratory, where they arc dried and prepared in the form of extracts, powders, &c., ready for market. These tnedijinoe arc the best and purest of the kind that can be had. The celebrated "Shaker SorsapariUa" is manufactur ed here, and affords tho principal source of their revenue. Their mechanical shops are kept in the neatest order, and their work is done in the most systematic style. They excel in the manufacture of carpets, wood-ware, leather, blankets, and various kinds of trinkets and fancy articles. We were shown some silk handkerchiefs which were made by tbem from silk of their own production, which were quite equal to the European silk. Their seed-garden is also quite note-worthy. They annually put up and sell about 1,400 box es of garden seed, each box containing 200 packages of seeds. They have now in their domain about 3,000 head of sheep, 500 cattle, 100 horses, countless numbers of poultry, but no hogs or dogs, the former being to them unclean, and the latter useless yelpers. All their buildings, shops, sta bles, Ac., are built of the beet materials; and in fact, everything about tbem is done just as it should be done. A visit to their village will sepay a long ride. They aro exceedingly hos pitable and affable, and those who visit them will never regret the time or trouble. UvMavft VOLUME 3S. NEW SERIES. IB I) c 611) oolina st c r 21 br o a it. EDITED BY SIMON SYNTAX, ESQ. and friends nf education tire respect fully requested to send communicatiousto the above caie of "Bet/forJ Gazette." ESSAY: Head before the Bedford County Teachers' Association, June 27, 18G2, BY MISS MARY A. WHaLIAMS. | The demand for a more Elevated Culture among I,'te Teachers of our Common Schools. The United States have many institutions of which we arc justly proud, hut, among them all, there are none of greater impor tance to us, as a nation, than our Common Schools. They constitute one of the best assurances of the permanency of our sys tem of government, as in them the masses of the people are to be educated, and both ancient and modern history teach us that in countries where many are ignorant, and but few intelligent, good government cannot exist. \\'e have many noble institutions of learning in our land—Colleges and Semi naries that yearly send forth numbers of their inmates prepared to perform their du ties iu the various vocations of life—yet we contend that our Common Schools, when profcrly conducted , exert a greater influ ence on society than these. The schools of Pennsylvania have improved greatly within the last few years, and are still improving, yet it is humiliating to us to know that, while our State ranks second in wealth'and population, it has been superseded in this respect, by more than one of the States of the Union. This is not a pleasant reflec tion, and wc hope the time will speedily come when we will have the satisfaction of knowing that wc arc not excelled by .any.' There must be a reason for the inefficiency of the schools in this, and some neighbor ing counties, which it becomes our duty to endeavor to discover. The fault is not in the system, and we fear a close examination will reveal the fact, that fart of the blame rests with the teachers themselves. They frequently forget the magnitude of the trust rojmscd in t ftcv.ii. Ami ottr ilifs wlii noi prosper if they prove unfaithful. • j Some teachers suppose their whole duty is done when they have asked a given num ber of questions, assigned the lessons for the next day, and dismissed their pupils from the school rooms; and until the hour arrives for re-assembling them, they do not give them another thought. Wc have, had many such teachers, and have a goodly nuni ! bcr yet; but the demand for better ones is yearly increasing, and it is to be hoped that but few more years will pass before their places will be supplied by energetic work ers, those who will ever strive to keep in view the best interests of their pupils. Thd teacher's vocation is not a degrading one, as some people suppose, hut if the call ing is to be considered respectable, there must l>o. more culture and refinement among the teachers; This is the age of progress; therefore they must not remain stationary whilst all other classes arc moving onward in the march of improvement, but must keep pace with, or, rather in advance ot the rest. In order to do this there must be more at tention paid to selfW-ulture than there is at present. If there is no refinement in the teacher, there will be but little in the schol ars entrusted to his care. The. country needs, and the people demand, a reform in this respect; and we believe the day is dawn ing when a mere knowledge of school books will not be considered a sufficient qualifica- (ion for a good teacher, but it must also in clude a knowledge of something higher, an understanding ol human nature as portray ed in the characters of children, and a dis criminating judgment in selecting the means to he used in instructing them, morally and intellectually, are necessary to enable the teacher to do justice to all. A due appre ciation of the true worth of a moral ami re ligious character is one ot the first requisites for a good teacher. The teacher should en deavor to instruct by example as well as precept. Many persons have good theories and give excellent advice, yet because ot their bad example fail to benefit others. The trust reposed in teachers is so great, that he who undertakes to guide others with out duly considering his responsibilities, will surely he held accountable at thelast day, when, those lie has caused to err, by bis carelessness, will come up as bis accusers. When parents learn to give the teacher more of their sympathy, and teach their children that it is their 'duty to obey the rules of school, his work will be lessened, and at time the fruit of his labor jvill be more apparent than it is at present, while so many children are daily taught to rebel against his authority* in school, by hearing reproaches cast upon him at home, by those whom they regard as infallible judges. If they could only realize a part of the trials and annoyances incident to a school room, they would lie more sparing of their criticisms, and more willing to aid those engaged in the work ol instructing the youthful mind. Freedom of Thought and Opinion. BEDFORD, PA., FRIDAY MORNING, JULY 11, 1862. A Walk over the Battle Field at Fair Oaks. A correspondent of the New York Express, in a letter dated at Fair Oaks station, June 0, gives the following description of that bloody battle-field after the great fight of the Ist and 2d of June. After a long fourteen mile ride, and a night in, or rather on, the mud, 1 arrived at General Kearney's Division Headquarters, last evening. The First Now York volunteers, Col. Dyckman, left Newport News on Tuesday, and for the time being your correspondent placed himself under their protection. They are now located just a" few rods ahead of the last great battle-field, with the 87th New York. Kearney's headquar ters being in the same field. The command pre sented an admirable appearance, and was, by some, taken to be a brigade, as one or two bri gades here are no fuller than this regiment. This tells a sad tale of the destruction of war. From early yesterday morning to noon,- there was heavy cannonading to the right, (Kearney is on the extreme left,) and the men were all un der arms. At first we supposed there was mere ly gun practice, but shortly it was evident that a whole battery was at work, and lively, too. The earth trembled for miles away. About noon the tiring ceased, and then a shout, as if from many thousand throats, was heard away up at this station. We understood that a divi sion was crossing the Chickaliominy in another advantageous place, and that their advance was assisted by the artillery. Later news tells us of their success, though we have no particulars. I paid a visit to the battle-field of Saturday and Sunday, called by some the "Battle of the Seven Fines," this morning. The cuuip ot Cu- a sey's division presented a sight which an artist might envy, and yet one of desolation. All a round lay charred ruins, clothing, guns, car tridge boxes, &c., the property mainly of our own troops! The whole pavement was just as level as the Huss Pavement on Broadway. Here was where the enemy first made their appear ance on Saturday, and where they so badly drove buck our men. A little further on is a piece of woods,-and by walking through water and ntud knee deep, one is enabled to investigate its contents. The bark of nearly every tree is peeled oil' towards the roots, the lifio balls and canister fired into the forest by our men having taken down the trees about as lively as they did Confederates. letters, guns by the dozen, both Sucesh and Union, clothing enough to start half the Chat ham street dealers'in business, new made graves, Yet unburied bodies, and all the minor indioa-i fronß oi nAnrc nnctTicimT, Yuim uihk' dest scenes ever witnessed on the Virginia Pen insula. In a swamp wc found eight bodies of the Alnbainians close together, and in such a horrible state of decomposition that hardly a man saw them without turning away his head. Their clothes were on, but the bodies were swol len, that they fitted as tight us the skin itself. In several cases the tiesli had already been eaten off by vermin, and the head and tlie skull lay bare. It was a delisting scene, which some people might have seen with profit. But it ought to bo added, that our people arc burying the dead, just as fast as they can reach the re mains. 1 saw one body, which was evidently that of n Confederate olficor. His clothing was rather .better than that of the hirgo majority we saw, other indications of rank were numerous, lie lay concealed behind sonic brush, and had ovidently been wounded, sought its shelter, and there died. The linifis were contracted, but up on the face there seemed to rest a pallid smile. One hrthd held en to a fence rail near by, while the other was extended upon the earth. Like all the rest the bodf was swollen to twice its natural size, and millions of vennin were fast devouring it. Calling some scouts, ngrave was dug, and the decaying liesb was consigned to its last resting place. Another body was found sitting on the ground, the back braced against a fence. '1 he skin was peeling off the hands, and bung down from the tingers in shreds. One hand rested on the mus ket, whose contents hud been discharged. The head drooped to one side, and the features were fearfully contracted, evidencing a dying struggle of a most painful nature, fn his vest pocket there was a piece of paper, tuid curiosity prompt ed me to read it. There was some scribbliug upon it, the distinguishable words being, 'Eighth Ala. will never yield." "No, sir, never." Then some poetical hues, of which, amid the blood and dirt, I succeeded in deciphering the follow- mg:— "Suppose we die upon the field? 'Twill prove that never will we yield; 'Twill show the foe that, like a flood, "We'll pour for Southern rights our blood." verse were the following words: "'BMpvoruan w ' lo wrote t'uit a Southern man ought to marry; ft Northern one she would spurn." A curiosity seeker might have collected a bushel of letters, in these words so full of hor rors, but 1 had not the heart for the task. To show how desperate wus the struggle in the heavy woods between Casey's and Ward's camp, I have spoken of the bullet marks upon the trees, of the dead and of their effects, ever ywhere seen. Another indication was the clo thing yet hanging upon low tree branches, fen ces, and lying upon the ground. An officer en gaged in the battle tells me, that when we pur sued, on Sunday, the retreating Confederates to the woods through which, on Saturday, they drove us, a desperate encounter ensued. Hun dreds of men, on both sides, threw oft all their superfluous clothing and went in, as we are told the 69th did at Bull ltun, stripped almost to the waist. Those who had the opportunity, placed their coats where they would be preservod; oth ers with no time for that threw them on the ground, and lost them with their lives. Within a space of two acres there are ungatbeied arms enough to supply a New York militia regiment. In that small space nearly six hundred men werf sent to their long account. At Casey's old camp there were no human bodies, as there it was an easy matter to dispose of them immediately after the fight. But hun dreds of horses, torn by shot and shell, lay all around, the carcasses emitting a pestilential stench. On Sunday, when we were again in possession of this field, men and animals lay close together. "Rider and steed in one red burial blent." The animals are now being burned as that is the only way in which they can be disposed of, and the horrid effluvia removed from its too close contact with our cainp. Upon approaching this spot, it requires considerable effort to lead a man to it, the reeking odor being so otfensive. To morrow its condition will be favorable enough for re-occupation. In a direct rail road line from this camp to Richmond it is just seven miles. "Fair Oaks" is the name of the station. EXTRAORDINARY SCHEME OF A CONVICTED FORGER# ,T _ A. CRIMINAL OBTAINS A PARDON BY POROEHY. The reader will no doubt, recollect that Col. J. Buchanan Cross, one of themost accomplish ed forgers in the country, was convicted of for gery a short time since in Philadelphia, and was sent to the Eastern Penitentiary for five years. 'The Philadelphia Ledger of Saturday has the following particulars bf another extraordinary forgery perpetrated by hint in prison, by which he succeeded in obtaining a pardon and making a trip to Washington: On Monday last U. S- Marshal Millward, | of this district, received a letter, purporting to come from Mr. P. H. Watson, Assistant Secre tary of War, enclosing a petition for the pardon of J. liuchunau Cross, the forger, who was ser ving a term of five years in the Eastern Peni- '■ tentinry. The letter set forth that Cross was i wanted to be used on special business by the War Department; that he was to bo sent South; and that his speedy pardon was very desirable. The Marshal was directed to obtain the signa tures of District Attorney Coffey, Postmaster Walburn, and Collector Thomas to the petition, and to take it to Harrisbtirg for the considera tion of Governor Curtin. lie was specially enjoined in the letter not to communicate on the subjf ct with any of the local authorities, nor to trust the business to a subordinate, but to bring Cross to Washington himself. He had a knowledge of the handwriting of the Assistant Secretary of War, wh.ch the let ter Avpoarcd to bo in, and then the. envelope and "paper upon which it was written irer® tWu rae as is used in the War Department, and the let ter itself had coinc from Washington under the frank, as supposed, of Watson. Marshal lost 110 time in obtaining the signatures of wb Dis trict Attorney and Collector to the petition as directed, and he would have applied for that of Postmaster, but Mr.Wulburn was not in the eitv. The same day lie set out for Ilarrisburg with the letter and the petition, which he laid before the Governor upon liis arrival. lie found that the Governor had received a letter similar to the one he had with him, purporting to be from the Assistant Secretary of War, and re questing by order of Secretary Stanton, the pardon of Cross, the forger.—The handwriting of both letters was identical, and the petition was in the same. Like the Marshal, the Gov-j crnof did not entertain a doubt of the genuine ness of the letters and petition, and he directed the pardon of Cross to be mndeout. The Marshal then telegraphed to Deputy Marshal Jenkins to meet him at the railroad depot on his return to the city, and to have a carriage for him, which he did. On his arrival the Marshal and the Deputy rode to the Eas. torn Pcnitcntiuiy, and the pardon of Cross was presented to the warden, much to his surprise. Cross was soon brought from his cell to the war den's room, where the hag was taken off his head, and he was confronted with the 11. States officials. On the way up the Marshal had tald the Deputy where he was going, and what but had abstained from saying anything further. Ho had remarked, too, that ho did not wish to be asked any questions on the Cross knew officer and spoke familiarly to him. The Marshal then drove the prisoner to his house, where ho provided liiin with neces sary clothing, to make a decent appearance in, and then started for the llallimore depot, the Deputy accompanying them. —On t ne way down the Marshal left them a moment to go to the postoflice, when Cross inquired with much con cern if the. Deputy was going, saving there was no necessity for it. He was particular to ask also, if lie had been pardoned. When the train was near (mester, Cross was anxious to get something to eat, but the Marshal refused. At Baltimore they partook of refreshment, but did not remain long. They arrived in Washington in the afternoon, and Cross was taken directly, to the office of the Secretary of War. The Assistant Secretary was not there, and Mr. Stanton was summoned. The Mar shal had telegraphed to the Secretary that he would have Cross at his offioe in the afternoon, and Mr. Stanton had not retired. Upon en tering the Marshal introduced the Deputy, and then informed the Secretary that he had brought Cross. Mr. Stanton manifested some surprise when the Marshal spoke of Cross, and asked an explanation. The Marshal replied: "I was directed by a letter from Mr. Watson, to bring him here, and I understood it by your or der." "Not by my order, I Jfcure you,%eaid Mr. Stanton. The Marshal then handed him the letter of the Assistant, which the Secretary ran over with evident astonishment. "I know nothing about it," he said, "and what is more, it does not meet my approbation. Ido not want to use such a man as Cross for any purpose." A messenger was then despatched for Mr. Watson, who, upon coming in and examining the letter, pronounced it a During all this time [Cross seemed to be the least concerned person lin the room. After a short consultation be- WHOLE NUMBER. SO 19 tween the Secretary of War and the Marshal, the Military Governor of Washington was sent for, and he had Cross taken to the guard-house for safe keeping by a file of soldiers. The next day Marshal Mil ward and Pcputy Jenkins brought Cross to this city, and returned him to his old quarters, in the Penitentiary. On the way up, in conversation with the Dep uty, be admitted that two of his friends were on"the train in which they went to Baltimore, and intimated that but for his presence an es cape would have been attempted. When re turned to the Penitentiary, he denied the right of the warden to detain him, and demanded in the most bold and confident manner his release, as he had done to Secretary Stanton, in the War Office. Cross was convicted in July, 1860, of the forgery of a check on the Consolidation Hank, and sentenced to five years' imprisonment, lie is represented to be one of the most expert for gers living, and to have committed more forgeries than uny other man. An attempt to effect his release from a New York prison, similar to that above described, was made several years ago. A letter purporting to be from the warden of the prison, and one by the physician of the in stitution, were sent to the Governor, and a par don obtained.—The forgery was discovered be fore Cross got oft'. It will be remembered that lie made his escape in this city from one of the court officers, who took him to a public house near Second and Washington streets, and was locked in a room up stairs by him, whilo he ran out, got into a cartiage and was driven a way. Ile was afterwards captured in the up per part of the city. As the letter and the petition received by the Marshal, are believe! to have been written by Cross, it is difficult to conceive how the pa per was conveyed to liira, and from out of the Penitentinrv, to be sent to Washington for mail ing to this city. As the paper and envelope were both from the War Office, they must have been stolen. The difficulty of anything being conveyed to and from prisoners in the Peniten tiary, grows out of the regulation which re quires the presence of a keeper when a stranger is in the cell. A BRIEF AND POINTED SPEECH. Vindication of Judge Douglas from Affili ation with the Abolitionists. In the I louse of Representatives, on the 24th of May, several s|)enkers of the Abolition faith nmde speeches misquoting Mr. Douglas to sup port tllCtr peeuttm -icT.o on omaiiripfttinn and confiscation. Colonel Richardson replied to them briefly and to the point. lie said: Mr. Speaker—l purpose to reply to a sin gle point which lias arisen during the progress of this debate. Republican have frequently quoted Judge Douglas within the last few days, and quoted hiiu, too, for their own party purposes. And now I desire to remind them and the coun try that in all his speeches in reference to this war, Judge Douglas took the broad and states man-like position that this war should be com ducted for the preservation of the Constitution and the enforcement of the laws—for nothing more, nothing loss. His position is so clearly defined that a few brief extracts from his last speeches will at once vindicate the truth of his tory, and place liiin in the proper light before his countryman At Springfield, 111., in a speech made before the legislature during the month of May, 1861, he said? "The first duty of an American citizen, or of n citizen of any constitutional government is, obedience to the constitution and laws of his country. I have no apprehension that any man in Illinois, or beyond the limits of our own be loved State, will misconstrue or misunderstand my motive. So far as any of the partisan ques tions are concerned, I stand in equal, eternal and undying opposition to the Republicans and the Secessionists." And again, in the same speech lie remarks: "Hence I repeat that lam not prepared to take up arms or to sanction a policy of our Government to take up arms to make any war upon the rights of the Southern States, upon their institutions, upon their rights oi person or property ; hut on the contrary, would rush to their defence and protect them from assault; but while that is the case, 1 will never cease, to urge my countrymen to take up nrnis "to fight to the. death in defence of their indefeasible rights. [Long continued applause.] Hence, if n war does come, it is a war of self-defence on our part. It is a war in defence of our own just rights; in defence of the Government which we have inherited as n priceless legucy from our patriotic fathers, in defence of those great rights of freedom of trade, commerce, transit and intercourse from the centre to the circum ference of our great continent. These are rights we must struggle for and never surrender." And in the last great effort of his life, his speech nt Chicago, made but a few days prior to his death, ho said: * "We must not invude constitutional rights.— Tlse innocent must not suffer, nor women und children be the victims. Savages must not be let loose." Neither Republican members nor Republican officials any where can find any thing in the a bove extracts, nor in any speech or letter of ;e Douglas, which will justify them in the test violation of the Constitution. On the contrary, every act of his public life, and evon his dying injunction to his chiUpm, condemns unequivocally all the unconstitutional legislation which you propose, and all the unconstitutional acts of whi<3i your party officials have been guilty. The Republican party, through its President, through tills House, and through the Senate, lind given a construction to the Constitution show ing the nbsence of power to pass just such bills as you are now advocating and intending to pass. In his inaugural address, after having taken his Hates of 2lbt>rrt4ng One Square, three weeuor leee .|l 00 Oue Square, each additional intertion lev* than three monthi . 25 3 MONTHS, 0 MONTHS. 1 THAN. One iquare • $2 00 $3 OS 95 oO Two squares 3 00 3 00 0 OO Three squares 400 700 IS 00 i Column 300 000 13 00 J Column . . 000 10 00 20 00 4 Column 19 00 18 00 30 00 One Column 18 00 30 00 30 00 The space occupied by ten lines of this size of type counts one square. All fractions ola square under five lines will be measured as a lialf* square ; and all over fire lines as a full square. All legal advertisements will be charged to the person bawl ing them in. VOL. 5. NO. 49 solemn onth to support the Constitution, Mr. Lincoln said: "I have no purpose, directly or indirectly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the States where it exists. I bHieve I have no' lawful right to do so and I have no inclination to do so." Hie House of Representatives of the Thirty sixth Congreqp, a majority of whose members were Republican, passed the following resolu tions unanimously: "That neither the Congress of the United States nor the people or government of the non-slaveholding States have the constitution al right to legislate upon, or interfere with slavery in any of the shareholding States of the Union." By the organic acts of the territories of Nc. vada, Colorado and Dakotnh, the Republican party, by its own legislation, had and approved the doctrine of popular mvemm eignty, which Judge Douglas regarded as essen tial to the removal from these halls of the most disturbing question of our country. Ido not presume that when J udgo Douglas thus strongly asserted the necessity of main taining inviolate the Constitution pf his coun try he for a moment suspected that you would ever attempt the violation of the pledges which your Republican Congress had given the peo ple, and which your Republican President has reiterated. But the bills now under consider ation propose to violate not only your pledgee, hut at the same time, the Constitution. You forget your promises; you advocate those bills, and urge their passage through Congress. Puzzling a Yankee. Americans are an inquisitive people, yet from the very necessity which this engenders, there is no person better understands the art of parry ing and baffling inquisiti veness in another than a Yankee. Wo were quite amused recently by an account given by a city friend of a colloquy which came off in a country village through which he was traveling, between himself and one of the "natives," who manifested an itching curiosity to pry into his affairs. "How do you do ?" exclaimed the latter, bus tling up to him as he alighted for a few moments at a hotel. "Keekon I've seen you 'forenowt" "Oh, yes," was the answer of the Yankee, "no doubt; I have been here often in my life." "'Spose you're going to , (expecting the name uud place to be supplied. ) "Just so—l go there regularly once a year." "And you've come from " "Exactly, sir; you are exactly right; that is tUY plcec- oi" thMuliUUlg, ff "Really, now, dew toll; I 'spoee you're a law yer, or may lm a trader, or perhaps some other perfeshun or calling." "Yes, I have always pursded sotne one of these professions." "(lot business in the country, eh?" "Yes, I am at this time engaged in traveling." "I see by your trunk that you're from Boston Anything stirring in Boston?" "Yes; men, women, horses and carriages, and a famous northeaster." "You don't say to? Well, I declare, now, you are tarnal cute. What do you think they will do with Sims?" "Why, it is my opinion that they will either deliver him up to the claimant, or let him go free." "You've had a monstrous sight of ruin in Bos- . ton—did an awful sight of damage, I 'spose?" "Yes, it wet all the buildings and made the street* damp—very damp, indeed!" "Didn't old Faneuil Hull get a soak in?" "No. They hauled it on to the Common, under the Liberty tree." "You're a circus chap, 1 guess; you're kinder foolin. 1 'ray, Mister, if it's a civil question, what might, your nnnte bo?" "It might be Smith or Brown, but it is not by a long chalk. The fact is, sir, I never had a name. When I was born, my mother was so busy that she forgot to name me, and soon after I was swapped away by mistake for impther boy, and am now just applying to tho .L(|Puturefor a name. When I get it, I will send you my curd. Good morning, sir." And so saying the speaker jumped into the carriage and drove off, leaving the l'adl Pry of the place scratching his head in bewilderment, and apparently in more perplexity than ere ho hud commenced his catechisings. ty"l)ad," said a hopeful sprig, "how many fowirt are on the table t" "Why," said the old gentloman, as he looked complacently on a pair of finely roasted chick ens that were smoking on the dinner-table; "why, my son, there are two." "Two!" replied young smartness, "there are three, sir, and I'll prove it." "Three T" replied the old gentleman who was a plain matter-of-fact man, and understood things us he saw them. "I'd like to have you prove that." i dono, sir, easily done! Ain't that one," laying his knifo upon the first ? "Yes, that's certain," said his dad. "And ain't that two?" pointing to the second, "and don't one and two added together make three?" "Henlly," said the father, turning to the old lady who was listening in asronishment at the immense learning of her son, "really, wife this boy is a genius and deserves to be encouraged for it. Here old lady, do you take one fowl, nnd I'll take the second, and John may have the third for his learning." . "You can't do too much work for your em ployers, man," said somebody to u big-fisted, strong back man of all-work, on the wharf one day. "Arrah, bejabers," replied Put, with em phasis, will //" Durirfg the fJlst year the Catholics of the United State* have fkHionted 95 churches, igp ny of them very costly and magnificent