VOLOIE .30. NEW SERIES. rrHE BEDFORD GAZETTE, X. IS PUBLISHED EVERY FRIPAY MORNING BY B. F - ? !KVES, At the following terms, to wit: .50 per annum, CASH, in advance, so QQ << if paid within the yar. << <1 if not paid within the year. subscription taken lor less than sis months. paper discontinued until all arrearages are rwud unless at the option of the publisher, it has seen decided by the United States Courts that the stoppage of a newspaper without tne payment ol ac reages, is prima facie evidence ol fraud and is a Cr^The l cou C rts have decided that persons are c , I.l= fnr tho subscription price of newspape's, Tit b u£' lE."™ tE. i < „ subscribe for them. r not. " " SPEECH OF BO 111 ILL MM BIGLER, I \ DEFENCE CF GE W BOW M AN, DELIVERED IN THE SENATE OF THE U. S., JANUARY 17TH, 1860. Now, sir, I want to say something about the nominee of the democratic party for the office of Public Printer, and 1 want to say it id all de ference and kindness to others. I have known Genera; Bowman for twenty years, and have been on terms ot intimacy with him. I have maintained official relations with him, for he was Adjutant General by iny appointment, when I had the honor of being Governor of the State ot Pennsylvania ; and I hazard nothing in saying that no man in the State has main tamed a higher reputation for honesty and in tecritv. I never heard imputed to him any thing like a-i unworthy motive or corrupt ac tionr It suits some newspapers to ridicule him as a brigadier general; He never was a brigadier genera Tat all. He commenced as a major gen eral iri lb-t'2, iniaer the commission of Gover nor Porter. In 184-5 he was appointed adju tant general by Governor Shunk ■, and in 1847 he mustered the two regiments that Pennsylva nia furnished f>r the Mexican war, into the service. He did that with great despatch and energv, to the entire satisfaction ol the Gov ernor and the War Department. A tact con nected with that duty, goes somewhat to reflect the character ol General Bowman ; to show at least that he is not a mercenary man, seeking to pocket the public money. After the war, {and when the legislature ot Pennsylvania were com plimenting the men and officers, and voting ex tra pay to others engaged in the service, a pro position was made to pay General Bowman SI,OOO extra for mustering these regiments in to service, which he piomptly ariesled, saying when he took that office he knew what the sal ary was ; that it was understood that he was to perform all the dulies that might devolve upon him for that {salary ; and therefore, He could not allow tiis friends to ask additional pay for him. Then, sir. al*a later peiiod, when he was adjutant general by my own appointment, a certain military storekeeper in the State ol Connecticut wrote to G-rieral Bowman, sugges ting to hun, that it he would make a dralt on him for some ol Colt's pistols instead of making it upon the ordnance department here for the quota to which Pennsylvania was entitled, he could be handsomely rewarded, intimating to him that eight or ten thousand dollars could be realized in that way. What did General Bow man do ? Like an honest man he sent the cor respondence to President Pierce. The case was referred to the War Department, then un der the able control of the senator from Missis sippi, (MR. DAVIS ;] proceedings were institu ted ; a court-martial hud ; Gnneral Bowman ap peared and testified against tins man, and be was broken of his commission and turned out of the set vice. So he stood when this question of the ap pointment of a Superintendent of 1 üblic Print ing came up, having for a{quarter of a century published a newspaper at Bedford, and main tained a high reputation as a citizen, ft is true that some politicians thought h;m excisable and violent, and somewhat unreasonable ; but nobody ever doubted his honesty. He was no applicant for the office of Superintendent, as I happen to know ; but the President ofthe Uni ted St3tes having unfavorable impressions as to the management of that department under the predecessor of Gen Bowman, determined not to retain him longer ; and casting about for a man who had his unlimited confidence, invited Gen. Bowman to take the office. He came here not ir. the capacity of an office-seeker, but because he was invited. Now, sir* as to his career as Superintendent cf the Public Printing, I appeal to the Com mittee on Printing, who were most intimately associated with him, wli3t was the result ol their observation ? Whether he did not show everv disposition to guard the treasury ? I beg lease to allude to some changes which have been made in that service, some ol which were suggested by him ; others promoted by him af ter suggestions from other quarters $ and all ol which received his cordial and active support; sod by which, permit me to say, he has mani festly drawn upon himself a great deal of out side hostility. First, he arrested the practice of double composition, which had prevailed pre viously. It is now prevented by law. The recommendation is contained in the report ol ISSB, as are the reasons for it. This wiil save some twenty-five thousand dollars per annum, od which entered into the large profits to which the senator from Mississippi refers.— Then, again, by awarding contracts for paper to the lowest bidder; making his advertisement so as to turnish the samples himself, and not lake samples furnished by the paper makers ; and making contracts abso'utely to the lowest bid der, is another of his reforms. This saves some twenty thousand dollars a year. The practice of furnishing members of Congress with bound duplicate volumes has also been arrested, which cost gome thirty-seven thousand dollars a year. Omitting mans, charts, and useless statistics, has saved in all $40,000 a year. Then there is a deduction of one clerk in the office, which was exclusively under bis control, $l,BOO. BcMorb e. The total annual saving in this way is $124, t Out). Nor is this all. The engraving and lith- i o-;raphic printing has cost annually, since 1852, < an aggregate of about one hundred and thirty 1 thousand dollars. According to the report of the coma itfee o.f the House of Representatives at the last session, appointed to investigate the | conduct of the predecessor of Gen. Biwinan,! one half of this is hereafter to be saved. The committee sav : - "By a comparison of prices paid by General Bow- 1 man for engraving and lithographic printing wirb those paid by his predecessor, there is nearly fifty ' per cent, difference In favor of the prices paid by the latter." Another instance; The charts for the Coast Survey report for 1857, executed under the su perintendence of the predecessor of Gen. Bow man, cost $157 50 each; whereas the same kind ot charts, of even larger size, were con tracted for and furnished under the supervision of Gen. Bowman at $47 90 each—being less than one third the price previously paid, and being a saving on that report alone of at $30,000 per annum. These are some facts connected with the career of this gentleman as Superintendent of Public Printing. Now, sir, why shall he not be elected Prin ter to the Senate ? It is alleged that in & trans action with Mr. Wendell, in which he became the owner ofthe newspaper formerly known as the Union, now the Constitution, he has so far sunk his political and morai status that he j should not be endorsed by the Senate; that he j has been guilty of such improprieties, if not of criminal acts, that he ought to be discarded and | rebuked. Now, sir, I know that no honorable | senator, if convinced that Mr. Bowman has j been gcoltv of a violation of law, will vote fori i him. There may be a difference of opinion on this subject, and I suggest to my Iriend from I i Mississippi that he must have respect for the o- / pinions and feelings of his fellow-senators who j differ with him on these points, and who stand here determined to vote for hi n, because they j believe he will make a faithful officer, and be cause they desire to vindicate him against alle gations which they think unjust and ungener- i OUS - . , . I prefer, because it is better that this whole j subject be developed and disposed_of, to intro- j j duce this branch ot the subject by a letter writ ten bv the Attorney General to a gentleman in the State ot Tennessee, explaining the tacts and circumstances connected with the transfer of the newspaper to Gen. Bowman. The Clerk read the following letter : WASHINGTON, JUNE 8, 1859. DEAR SIR :—ln reply to your letter of the 31st, I have to say that 1 do not know what charges were made or retracted by the Stales concerning 'he ! transfer of the Constitution printing office to its pres ent proprietor : hut 1 have some knowledge of the i terms ami conditions of the contract refeurj to. When that establishment was first offered to ! General Bowman he rejected it. The proposal was j afterwards renewed, again and{again, unt.l it came in a form which was acceptable. His first refusal j arid his final consent to the terms of Mr Wendell, were given after consultation with me, and agree ably to my opinion. 1 gave him advice injnd other chaiacter than that of his personal friend : and he, sought my counsel solely because he knew 1 would ; do ail I could to guard him against loss, either in i money or reputation. I had no official connection' with the business. No authority was given me to bind the Government, and I was not expected or asked to do so; neither the President nor any head ' of a Depa;t:nent, or other public officer, gave any- j thing or promised, directly or indirectly, that any thing should be given in the future, for the benefit I of either party. Some work from the Government I may have been counted upon, but only as private patronage was expected ; that is, it would be got if • if was the interest of the Government and the plea- \ sure of the officers to give it t but not otherwise— j No belief was expressed, and none, I am confident j was entertained, that this administration would ! suffer the Treasury to lose one cent for the sake of j sustaining a favorite man, or promoting the prospri- i ty of a favoritfe new-paper. All concerned know the 1 folly of supposing that public work would be sent: to one who could not do it as cheaply or as well as j it couldjbe done by anybody else. 4 In shoit, sir, this transfer of a printing office was j as purely a private affair as the sale of any planta- ; tion in your district. Tfce Government in the world to do with it ; and the public treasury j is not alt c ted by it to the am aunt of a t copper. The j seller voluntarily parted with his own pioperty for J a consideiation which the buyer was willing to \ give jand 1 do not suppose that either you or your i constituents care a straw which party got the best ! of The bargain. 1 ought to add that the President and ail the mem- j bers ofthe cabinet,except myself, were ignorant of this contract at the time it was made. I was con- j suited about it, as 1 would probably have been con- j suited abcut any other matter of equal importance j to the private interests of General Bowman. I gave ! him my aid with alacrity and cheerfulness ; for t j have long known him as a most upright and worthy as well as energetic and fearless man ; of unspotted integrity, and faithful to his duties in all the rela tions of life. To charge him with a corrupt scheme fo-plundering the public is so absurd that it can | only be made more ridiculouss by averring that Mr i Buchanan was joined in it You may use this letter as far as you think it ne cessary or useful, in your vindication of the demo cratic party . Yours, most truly, Hon. CHARLES READY. J. S, BLACK. There is but one point in all this case that, : to my mind, is worthy ol special note, and that is the fifth allegation of the senator from Mis-' sissippi, to wit : That Mr. Bowman, being the 1 Superintendent of the Public Printing, and be- | coming the owner of the paper known as the j CONSTITUTION, under the terms ot a contract with Mr. Wendell, brought himself within the! prohibition of a law of Congress that forbids the i Superintendent of Public Printing having any ! interest in that business. That is a very grave i allegation, and it I believed it well founded I I certainly could not vote for Mr. Bowman.— But, sir, I think the senator entirely mistakes the intention of the law. The law says the Superintendent of the Public Printing "shall not be interested, directly or indirectly, in the public printing." What is an inteiest? It must manifestly be that sort of concern in the business of public printing .that would make a man responsible for loss, and entitled to a por tion of the profits. Gen. Bowman had no such relation to the pubiic printing. He never was Public Printer. Mr. Wendell got no addition al public printing, nor did he lose any, by his arrangement with Gen. Bowman. Mr. Bow BEDFORD, PA., FRIDAY MORNING, APRIL 27,1860. ! man had, in truth, no connection with it wfiat i ever ; but because, in an agreement between him and Mr. Wendell, it is specified that Mr. Wendell is to pay him certain sums periodi cally in the luture, and because the public printing would seem to be the only visible means of making such payment, therelore it is said he i interested in the public printing. Does the senator mean to contend seriously tiiat that would be the construction of any judge or jury in the United States? Why, sir. let me lor a noment illustrate the effect of such a conclu sion. Suppose Gen. Bowman had sold to Mr. Wendell a farm, and he had agreed to pay, and said to him, "theseare my means of payment, but if this printing be taken from me, I cannot pay you would that give Gen. Bowman an interest in the public printing in the sense of the law, and render him liable to its penalties? With all respect to the senator, such an allega tion is simply preposterous. Suppose the hon orable senator himself had sold Mr. Wendell a (arm, and he had agreed to pay him at tbe'times at which he drew his saiary lor printing, would that make him a partner, or give hun an interest in the public printing ? If the sen ator's construction be right, then I doubt not every banking establishment in this city was at times connected with the public printing, and because Mr. Wendell had agreed to vnake them certain payments out of the pro ceeds of the public printing, and pledged payment in advance, as the test busi ness men often do this ; the manufacturers of paper might have been interested in the public printing because they had a promise from Mr. Wendell that he would pay them out of the public printing at the proper time. Now, sir, the most that can with plausibility be alleged in this case would be a mere techni cal connection or interest, and I intend to show that the circumstances surrounding Gen eral Bowman, ami under which he occupied this position, were certainly such as ought to relieve him from the charge ola manifest de sire to do what was wrong. There was no moial turpitude in anything he did. The idea that he intended to hold that place for the pur pose of superintending the work, in order that Mr. Wendell might get a larger price, is simpiy preposterous. It did not matter to him wheth er Mr. Wendell's profits were large or small. The sum he was la receive was not a per cen tage of profits. A'hether Wendell made or lost, there was so much to he paid to him. Therefore he cooid not have that kind of inter est which the law contemplates. But. sir, the circumstances under which Mr- Bowman agreed to occupy ttiat position I pre fer to present to the Senate, because it is due to him. When he concluded to take the news paper, (as I shali show by the communication Ol the Secretary of the i'-'erior,) Irqm mere, sensitiveness as to holding an office whilst pub lishing a partisan newspaper, he resigned it promptly ; but not because the law would be violated ; if he had held it to this day, tne law would not have been violated ; he would not have beer, amenable to the law to-day, because he has not and never lia-i any interest in the public printing. That is my deliberate judg merit. General Bowman promptly resigned the superintendency, but because the Secreta ry ol the Intelior discovered inconvenience would arise in his Department, because the President was not prepared to select his succes sor, he induced Mr. Biwman, with the consent ot the President, to withdraw his resignation until a successor could be appointed. Such was the advice of a Cabinet officer, a lawyer, a gentleman, and as honest a man in nr.y judg ment, as 11 ves in any country. The most that could be said was that Gt.n. Bowman yielded lo the judgment and advice of his superior; and, sir, I protest that a man who has lived a life ol honesty as he has, whose every day walk and conversation are exemplary, shall not be strick en down and crushed to the earth without b-'- mg fairlv heard. Sir, he is a man of marked propriety. I venture to say, that through all this controversy, no man has heard him utter an impropiiety. No man has heard him impugn the motives of any who differ with him even a bout printer. I have heard him speak in kind terms even of the Senator from Mississippi. Now, sir. I wiil ask the Secretary to read tiie letter of the Secretary of the Interior ; The Secretary read it, as follows; DEPARTMENTOFTHF INTERIOR, January 9, 1860. DEAR SIR. - In reply to your inquiry relating to the cirrumstances of Gen. Bowman's resignation of the office of Superintendent ol Printing, I feel it mv duty to state such facts as have connected me with that transaction. • Some time in March, 1859, the President sent to me to be filed in this Depaitment the resignaiion of General (. W. Bowman, late Superintendent of the Publ.cPrinting. The exact date of the writing 1 do not now remember, but it was to take effect on the 11th day of April, 1859. On or before ttie day this ; resignation was to take effect absolutely, 1 was ad vised that the contracts for the engraving cf the me chanical portion of the Patent Office report had not been given out, and that inevitable delay would a rise in the execution of the work, unless the bids a bout that time tiled could be acted on. I wished to avoid this delay, if possible, and, as the President was not prepared at that time to designate a succes sor, 1 suggested to him the propriety and public ne cessity of General Bowman's withdrawing his orig inal rest gnation, and fixing another day for it to take effect. General Bowman was sent for. He ' was advised that the exigencies bf the service re-! quired him still to continue to discharge the du- ' ties of his office. It is due to General Bowman to ! say that he at first expressed reluctance to yield in asmuch as he did 'not wish to be the editor of a democratic paper while he held an office under the Administration. I myseif, however, saw no incom patibility in his doing so, particularly as it was to be held only till a successor could be appointed and qualified. He yielded to my suggestion. 1 permit ted bim to withdraw his original unconditional re signation, and file the one now in this Department, a copy of which you have seen. The only object on my'part was to secure a prompt performance of the public service; andjl believe Gen. Bowman yielded ( to my suggestion only trom a sense of public duty. The responsibility of changing the day on which this 4 resignation was to take effect was mine, and I am ready to assune it. Yours, truly, J. THOMPSON, Secretary. Hon. WILLIAM BRCLIA, United States Senate. Freedom of Thought and Opinion. Mr. BIGLER. It will be seen that the Sec-t retary makes reference to the main duties which General Bowman performed as Superintendent after he assumed the control of the g newspaper, and it will appear that the contracts of which the Secretary speaks were all awarded to the lowest bidder; no discretion whatever was ex ercised; and it is equally true that after that date Gen. Bowman performed no duty which admitted of any corrupt practice that could in an v way influence the amount which Mr. Wen dell was to be paid as Public Printer. The whole testimony proves that he was peculiarly sensitive about holding an office and at the same time publishing a partisan paper. Now, sir, I have very little disposition to pursue this subject further. [ think I have shown'that General Rowman is in no way crim inated, that he is without blemish. He had no connection with lire Pubiic Printing whatever; no interest direct or indirect in it ; and he stands here in such a position that the most scrupu lous democrat can vote for him with propriety. From the Boston Traveler. GOING ALOFT-A TRAGEDY. Captain Basil Hall, in his miscellaneous writings, relates an incident on board of a Brit ish frigate, to illustrate the ( terrible cruelty in flicted upon seamen, in the name of discipline, during the early years of the present century, j He decribes a timid boy who was so cruelly lashed, because he was afraid to go aloft, that he became a maniac, and ever alterward ap peared to act without fear, running like a inon- , key from mast-head to ma3t-head, and along the yards. An old rnan-ot war's-man told the writer of this tne same story many years ago, with a se quel, yvhrch Captain Hall has not given. The, sailor's story was in substance as follows : A tiinid boy, about fourteen years of age, hesitated to go aloft, but, by the Captain's or ders, was forcibly put in the main rigging, and then a boatswain's mate was ordered to lash hiin like a dog until he learned to run aloft, he prayed the inhuman Captain for God's sake to have rnercy on him, but ail in vain.—The | boat;wain's male was commanded to lay on har der and harder, regardless of the boy's piercing screams, which made even veteran seamen turn from the brutal scene with disgust. His clothes were rent from his back, the blood followed the lash, and still the tyrant roared out, "Lay, on, boatswain's mate!"— With one wild scream he j sprang from under the lash, and bounded up ; the rigging with amazing rapidity. He doub led the fultock rigging like a cat, passed the topmast and top gallant rigging with undimin ished speed, shinned the unrattli-d royal tig ging, and perched himself like a bird along side , of id-, --mdanl which streamed from the mast head. Here he paused, looking fearlessly upon < the deck below. All hands came up to see j him—his cries and cruel treatment had already enlisted their sympathy, and, if possible, had increased their hatred of the Captain. Tne monster was smiling complacently at the success of his experiment; for lie was one j of those tyrants who boasted that the cut, prop erly applied, could make men do any tning. ' Still he was apprehensive that the t boy might destroy himself, and the circumstance be used against him at the admiralty, where he knew representations of his cruelty had already been made. The men gazed m silence, looking first at the boy and then at the Captain, who was seated near the taffiail. Taey dared not be seen speaking to one another; it was a flogga bie offence; even at night, spies passed under i their hammocks to ascertain it they whispered, i The officers walked the lee side of the quarter deck, occasiuriliy casting their eyes aloft, anb were as silent as the men. Still the boy ciung to the mast-head, playing with tiie pendant, apparently unconscious of trie interest he excited below. Tired with ga zing aloft, the Captain sang out through the speaking trumpet —'Down from aloft I Down." The bov sprang upon tiie truck at a bound, and raising himself up erect, waved his cap at I round his head ; then streaching his arms out, gave a wild, laughing scream, and threw him self forward. Tne Captain jumped to his feet, expecting to see the bov hashed to pieces on leek ; but when clear ot the shade ot the sails, he saw him sliding along the main royal stay toward the foretop gallant mast-head, and heard lim laugh and clatter like a monkey, as if en oving tiie sport. He reached the mast-head in safety, and then descended along the top-gallant backstay handover-hand. The Captain looked at him, and was about to speak, but could not find words. The boy Irothed at the mouth and ! nose ; Ins eyes seemed starting out of his head ; he tooled upor. the deck in convulsions, stain ing it with the blood which still trickled Irom his back. He was a maniac.—The suigeon's skill, in the course of a lew weeks restored his health hut never his reason. From that lime forward he was (earless. In the darkest night, in the fiercest gales, he wouid scamper along the deck like a dog, and bound aloft with a speed which no one on board could equrl. He would run over the yards without holding, pass from mast to mast on the stays, as cend and descend by the leeches of the sails, and run up the naked sludding-sailbooms. He was nimble as a cat, and had forgotten fear. ; Some of the light duties aloft he learned to dis- j charge in company with them—he did as they I did, but could not be trusted to do anything himself. One order he always obeyed without hesitation. At the command, 'Awav aloft,' he was off, and never paused until he reached the mast-head. As he was harmless and rarely spoke, the Captain kept him on board, and, In the course ot a year, sent him often aloft for a musement. His strength increased with his years, but his bulk and height remained nearly the same at eighteen as when he became a ma niac. His ribs, breast and back, seemed ore case of bone, and his sinews and muscles made his Jegs j and armsappear like pillared columns. —was fair, with light blue eyes and delicate skm; his face was oval and full, but void ofexpreasion ne. her love, (ear, revenge, nor pleasure, could be traced in us solid outline. His ey stared at everything, without appearing to see, and when he spoke, mere was rarely any mean ma in his words. He followed the men in their various duties, like a dog following his master. V\ believer he was struck or started by a boats wain's mate, he ran up the main rigging scream ing at the top ol his voice, and never paused until he had performed the first evolution which nac. made him a maniac. As the old sailor's story runs, the sbm arri ved at Plymouth to he deckeo and refitted.— Ihe Captain availing himself of the leisure, was going to oe married, and the news was communicated by his servant to the cook, who soon circulated it on the birth-deck among the men, who cursed him and all of his kin. ° H.s servant came on board of the hulk where • the men were lodged, the evening when the captain was to be married. Crazy Joe (the name the boy was known by) met him at the gangway and asked him intelligently if the captain would be married that evening, and where. The servant gave hun the "'infor mation he desired, and went about his business I hat night while the captain was undres sing, he was s-ized by the tiiroat anJ dragged to the bridal-bed. '•Look, fair lady, on me," said crazy JOP, "but do not scream, or I will kill you. Look on ine. I hold within my grasp a devil, who delights in cruelty—a meiciless fiend who has scourged the backs of hundreds ot brave men a ruffian who has robbed me of my reason. I hold him within the grasp of death, at the verv moment his black soul thought itself within the reach of buss. Aionster look upon your ladv think one moment of the heaven oi earthly"jov almost within your reach—then think of" me, poor crazy Joe, and of the hell to which I send yon! Die, wretch, die!" When the alarm was given, the strangled body ot the captain was found lying alongside of the bridal-bed ; but the maniac who killed him wa3 never recognized afterward. He be longed to Cornwall, and probably found shelter from pursuit in lire mines, until the excitement passed away. I he lady stated at the time, and many ypars afterwards, that the attack of the maniac was so sudden and silent that she knew nothing ot it until tHe curtains were pushed aside and she felt the pressure of the captain's bodv bent over the edge of the bed. Joe held ins victim a round the neck with his right hand, and turned him from side to side as easily as if ne had been a child, while the fore-finger and thumb ofthe left had grasped her own throat, ready to ex tinguish her life it she attempted to raise an alarm. His face war pale and death-like; bis eyes slared, but were motionless ; and everv word he uttered seemed to issue fron the very depths of his soul. Ihe captain's iooks were terrible be yond description ; death ieft the impress of fero city upon I:is darkened feaatures. How the maniac entered or left the room, she never knew ; his departure was as noiseless as his en trance. So paralyzed was she with tear, that an hour elapsed before she could muster cour age lo call for help ; but she thanked God, when the captain s cruel character became generally known ashore, that she had been rescued from his alliance. THE PUBLIC PRINTING—A $50,000 BOOK ORDERED TO BE PRINTED! Mr. Gurley, ol Ohio, recently made a grand flourish in the House touching the "reforms" i fie intended to effect in the printing department !ot the Government; and, no doubt some belie ved hiin to be sincere. But what will our rea ders think when we tell ttem that, within a few days past, at the instance and on the rec ommendation of Mr. Gurley, chairman of the Committee on Printing, ten thousand extra copies of Gov. Stevens' report (printed by or der ol the Senate at the close of the last session) were ordered lo be printed bv the House. The cost of this book will be upwards of FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS, and !he Government will i pay twice for the composition. This will ma ! terially help the Republicans to "take cure of ■ their wounded to use an expression borrowed from Mr. Thos. Ford, the House Printer. The members generally could not have bad an idea of the immense cost of this work at the lime i they voted to print it, or certainly tliev would not have been willing lo re-print so costly a book at a time when they seem incapable of talking about any thing but the enormities ol the "printing plunder." we fhink the fact above stated will convince every honest and reflec ting man that the professions of economy and reform so loudly made by the Republicans of the House is a mere scheme to cover the corrup they intend to perpetration before the close even ofthe present session. That Gov. Stevens' Report is a valuable and interesting woik we have no doubt; but having already been printed for the use of the Gov ernment, Us republication is a piece ofthe most wasteful extravagance that has ever vet chai acterized the public printing; and, it this sys tem is to be adopted, you may retluce the prices of actual printing 90 per cent., and yet (he ex penditure- in the printing department will run up to millions ol dollars! The wrong is not in the printing law; it is not to be found in the prices paid tor composition and press-work, but in the extravagant orders so frequently made by Congress.— Washington. Constitution. A raw Jerseyman who had been gazing at a garden in Richmond, which were several marble statues, exclaimed: "Just [see what a waste! Here's no less than six scare-crows in this little ten-foot patch, and any one of them would be enough to keep the crows from a five acre lot!" ribs—unmarried females. whom: 2899# DENOMINATIONAL OXEN IN TEXAS. I a great State. It has not only a , a , r " I t' row * r 'e> mixed population—every vari vof climate and soil, game and stock—but its ery ojsrn have become denominational, if not sectarian in name, character, and spirit. Ia proof of this we give the following incident : A minister travelling along the road, met a stranger dr.v.ng his wagon, wh.cn was pulled by four oxen : as the m.nister approached, ha eard the u-iver sav, "Get up, Presbyterian !" Gee, Campjelhte "Haw, Baptist !" "IVha* imrk° a ;t°l n S' Me,bodist? " The minister," .truck with the singularity of such names bein given to oxen, remarked— 3 o'rrr/' yn , u hare stran S e names for your o\ n,and 1 wish to know why they had such names given to them." The driver replied, "Icairihat lead ox in Iron., resbytenan, because he is true blue, and never fa,ls he believes in pulling through ev . v aiffictilt p.ace, persevering to thejend, and then he knows more than all the rest. The one Iweu'wh ! C f he > es veil when you let him go his own way, until , he see, water, and then all the world could not keep him out of it, and there he stands as if his ™; n u y 7V ; nd * d '. Thisoflo *. behind, i". , I a P ,,st ' ,or he 18 all the time after water I and witl not eat with the others, but islconstant :iy looKing, first on one side, an d the! on the j other, and at every thing that comes near him". rhe other Which I call Methodist makes a great to-do and you Would think he was pul ling all creation, but he don't pull a pound " The minister having his curiosity gratified wit a the explanation, rode on, wonderin® what ,he should next see and hear in Texas. Thi s j. ; no (Team, but a fact, as we have heard it ; nor j ire we influenced by dyspeptic feelings, in tel ling our readers the ecclesiastical relation of Texas oxen.— True Witness. AN AMI SING LAW CASE- Some years ago, in Newcastle county Dela ware, an Irishman was knocked down and rob bed. He accused a man of having committed | the robbery ; and in due lime the case came to • trial. The Irishman being upon the stand, was cross-examined, after having sworn positively | to the guilt of the prisoner, by one ol our keen est lawyers, and something like the following was the result. "Y'ou say that the prisoner af the bar was the man who assaulted and robbed you *" ''Ves." "Vvas it moonlight when the occurrence took place!" "Divil a bit iv it." "VVas it starlight?" "Not a whit: it was so dark that you could not have seen your hand before vou."" " >Vas there any light shining from any house near by ?" "Divil a bit iv a house was there anywhere . about." '•Well, then, if there was no moon, starlight • from any house, 3nd so dark that you couldn't . ; s"e even your hand before yon, how are you a ; ble to swear that the prisoner is the "man ? ; How could you see him?" "Why, your honor, when the spalpeen struck I me, the fire fiew out iv me eyes so bright you have seed to pick up a pin, you could." The court, jury, counspl and spectators ex ploded with shouts at this quaint idea, and the prisoner was directly after declared not guilty. Wilson caught a cooppr steal 4 mg some hoop-poles which he had just got rea dy for market. The cooper was astounded and olferec farmer W. $lO not to mention the fact; which proposition, duly backed by the monev, was accepted. But the same evening, when Mr. Wilson, the cooper, and a lot of mutual neighbors were talking politics at the villag" grocery, the farmer turned to a friend and ask ed : "Did I ever tell you, neighbor Jenks, that I had caught the cooper, here, stealing my hoop poles ?" "You never did ?" "Well, then, said Mr. Wilson, I never will, for I promised I wouldn't.'' It is unnecessary to 3ay that on the next day, a first-rate cooper settled in a neighboring vil lage. travelers—the best adhesire label you can put on luggage is to stick to it your self. [£r~The vowels which create the most sen sation in the minds of honest men are I O U. [CP* A teacher of penmanship, in twelve les sons, has taught a lawyer to read his own wri ting. !IF*Koast beef, serenity of mind, a pretty wife and cold water baths, will make almost any man "healthy, wealthy and wise." KPHe that thinks himself the happiest man really is so, but he who thinks himself the wi sest isjgenerally the greatest fool. [TP*Mouth—an instrument to some people for rendering ideas audible, and to others of rendering victuals invisible. fine woman, like a locomotive, draws a train scatters the sparks and trans ports the mails. f£f~Four things come not back : the broken word, the sped arrow, the past life, aod the neg glected opportunity. says, to dream of soap, beto kens a combat, m which you may expect to get lathered. 35r"If you wish to collect together all tbe pretty girls in town, advertise "a lecture to iyoung VOL. 3. NO. 39.