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The report of the special committee appointed to make arrangements for the removal ot the Senate from the old to the new Chamber having been read ami adopted The VICE PRESIDENT said : SENATORS : I have been charged hv the com- , miitee Li whom you confided the ai langements . I litis mv. with the duty of expressing some of the reflections that natuiaily occur in taking fi nal leave of a Chamber which lias so long been occupied bv the Senate. In the progress of our countrv and the growth ol the representation, this room has become too contracted lor tber p tcsentativi s of the Slates now > M.-ting and soon to exist . and accordingly you are about to ex rhanee it for a 11 a!I alfrrding accommodations adequate to the present and th- future. The ntcatton suggests mtnv interesting reminiscen ces ■ and mav itbe agreeable, in the fust place, to occupy a few minutes with a short account of tlie various places at which Congress has as sembled, of the druggies which preceded the permanent location of the seat of Government, and the circumstances under which it was final ly established on the banks ol the Potomac. The Congress of the Revolution was some times a fugitive, holding its sessions, as the chan ces of war required, at Philadelphia, Baltimore Lancaster, Annapolis, and V wk'uwn. Doting the p-rr d bvnVc.V fTie of peace and the commencement of the present Covetnment it met a! Princeton, Annapolis, Trenton, and New York. Alter the idea of a permanent*! mion had been executed in part by the adoption of the articles of Confederation, the question presented itself of living a seat of Government, and this imme diately called forth intense interest and rival ry. That the place should be central, having re gard to the population and territory ol the 1 on federacy, was the only point common to the contending parlies. Propositions of all kinds were offered, debated, and rejected, sometimes with intemperate warmth. At length, on the 7th, of October, 1783, the Congress being at Princeton, whither they had been driven from Philadelphia, bv the insults of a body of armed men, it was resolved that a building for the use of Congress he erected near the falls ol the Dei aware. This was soon after modified by re quiring suitable buildings to be also erected near the falls of the Potomac, that the residence of Congress might alternate between those places. Put lite question v. as not allowed to rest, and at length, after frequent and warm debates, it was resolved that the residence of Congress should conlinue at one place; and commLsioners were appointed with t ill power to lav out a district for a Federal town near the falls of the Dele ware : and in the mean time Congress assem ■ led alternately at Trenton and Annapolis : h'tl the representatives of other states were un remitting in exertions for their nspective local-' ities. On (he 23d of December. 1734. it was resol ved to remove to (he cilv of New \ ork, and to •emain there until the building on the Delaware should be completed ; and accordingly, en the 11 th of January, 178b, the Congress met at New Yotk, where they continued to hold their sessions until the Confederation gave place to the Constitution. The Commissioners to lay out a town on the Delaware reported their proceedings to Con gress : hut no further steps were taken to carry the resolution into effect. When the bonds of union were drawn closer by the organization of the new Government under tlie Constitution, on the 3d of March, 17- S9, the subject was revived and discussed with greater wa-mth than before. It was conceded on all sides that the residence of Congress should continue at one place, and the prospect of stability in the Government invested the ques tion with a deeper interest. Some members proposed New Yotk, as being "superior to any place they knew for the orderly and decent be havior of its inhabitants." To Ibis it was an swerer! that it was not desirable that the politi cal capital should be a commercial metropolis. Others tidictiled the idea of building palaces in the woods. Mr. Gerry, of Massachusetts, thought it highly unreasonable to fix the seat of Government in such a position as to have nine states of the thirteen to the northward of the place ; while 'he South Carolinians objected to Philadelphia on account of the number of Qua kers, who, they said, continually annoyed the south'. rn members with schemes ol emanci pation. In the midst of these disputes the House of Representatives resolved, "that the permanent "■at of Government ought to be at some conve nient place on the hanks of the Tosquehanna. On 'he introduction of a bill tc gi*e effect to this resolution, much feeiing was exhibited, es pecially by the southern members. Mr. Mad ison thought if the proceeding ol that dav had been foreseen by Virginia, that Slate might not have become a party to the Constitution. The question was allowed by every member to be a matter of great importance. Mr. Scott said the future tranquility £and well being of the 1 nited Slates depended as much on this as any question that ever had, or could, come before Congress : and Mr. Fisher Ames remarked that every ptincip!" of pride and honor and even of patriotism were engaged. For a time, any a greement apoeared to he impossible; but the good genius of our system finally prevailed, and .on tl\e 28th of June, 1790, an act was passed containing the following clau3t : "That a district of territory on the river Po tomac, at some place between the mouths of the eastern branch and the Connococh eague, be, and the same is hereby accepted, for the permanent seat of the Government of the United States." The same act provided that Congress should hold its sessions at Philadelphia until the first Monday in November, 1800, when the Gov ernment should remove to the district selected on the Potomac. Thus was settled a question ; which had produced much sectional feeling be- J tvveen the States. But all difficulties were not yet surmounted ; for Congress, either from in- j difference or the want of money, failed to make ' adequate appropriations for the erection of pub- i lie buildings, and the commissioners were of- j ten reduced to great straits to maintain the progress of the work. Finding it impossible to ' borrow money in Europe, or to obtain it from ' Congress. Washington, in December, 179(i, made a personal appeal to the Legislature of Maryland, which was responded to by an ad vance of SIOO,OOO : but in so deplorable a con dition was the credit of the Federal Govern ment that the State required as a guarantee of payment, the pledge ol the private credit of tiie commissioners. From the beginning Washington had advo cated the present seat of Government. Its es tablishment here was due, in a large measure, to his influence ; it was his wisdom and pru dence that computed disputes and settled con- ; dieting titles: and it was chiefly through his oersonal influence that the funds were provi- ; ded Lwprepare the buildings for the reception ! of the President and Congress. The wings of the Capitol having been suffi- j ciently prepared, the Government removed to ! this District on the 17;h of Nov. mber, ISO!) • or as Mr. WolcoH expressed it, left the com- . forts of Philadelphia "logo to (be pfave ) u tth (he long-nan.F, ii the'woods oil the Poto-A| mac." [ will not pause to describe the appear- ■ ance, at that dav, of the place where the city j was to he. Contemporary accounts represent j it as desolate in the extreme, with its long, un- j opened avenu-'s ami streets, its deep morasses, i and its vast area covered with trees instead ol houses, ft is enough to say that Washington projected the whole plan upon a scale of cen- j tunes, and that time enough remains to fill the | measure ot his great conception. The Senate continued to occupy the north ] wing, and the House of Representatives the ; south wing ol the Capitol, until the 24th ol August, ISI k, when the British army entered j the citv and burned the public buildings. This j occui p. (1 duiing the reces=, and the President j immediately convened the Congress. Both j Houses met in a brick building known as Brid get's Hotel, which occupied a part of the square j now covered by the General Post Olfice. But ! the accommodations in that house being quite insufficient, a number of public-spirited citizens j erected a more commodious building, on Capi- i to! Hill, and tendered it to Congress ; the offer was accepted, and both Houses continued to oc- ; copy it until the wings of the new Capitol j were completed. This building yet stands on | the street opposite to the northeastern corner of ! the Capitol Square, and has since been occa- ■ sionaliy occupied by persons employed in diffei- j ent branches of the public service. On the 9th of December, 1819, the Senate j assembled lor the first time in this Chamber, j which has been the (heater of their deliberation i for more than thirty-nine years. And now the strife and uncertainties of the past are finished. We see around us on ever y side the proofs of stability and improvement. This j Capitol is worthy of the Republic. Noble public buildings meet the view on every hand, j Treasures of science and the arts begin to 1 flourish. As this flourishing city enlarges, it testifies lo the wisdom and forecast that dictated the plan of it. Fulnre generations will not be disturbed with questions concerning the center of population, or territory, since the ' steamboat, the railroad, and the telegraph have, i made communication almost instantaneous— J The spot is sacred bv a thousand memories, which are so many pledges tiiat the city of Washington, founded by him and bearing his | revered name, with its beautiful site, bounded bv picturesque eminences, and the broad Poto mac, and lying within view ot his home and his tomb, shall remain forever the political capital of the United States. It would be interesting to note the gradual changes which have occurred in the practical working of the Government, since th" adoption of the Constitution ; and i'. may be appropriate to this occasion to remark one of the most striking of them. At the origin of the Government, the Senate seemed to be regarded chiefly as an executive council. The President often visited the Chamber and conferred personally with this body ; most of its business was transacted with closed doors, and it took comparatively little part in the legislative debates. The rising and vigorous intellects of the country sought the arena of (he House of Representatives as the appropiiate theater for the display of their powers. Mr. Madison observed, on some occasion, that being a young man, and desiring to increase his reputation, he could not afford to enter the Senate ; and it will be remembered, th3t, so late as 1812, the great debates which BEDFORD, PA. FRIDAY MORNING, JULY 1 1859. I preceded the war and aroused the country to the assertion of its rights, took place in the other branch of Congress. To such an extent was the idea of seclusion carried, that, when this Chamber was completed, no seats were prepared for the accommodation of the public : and it was not until many years afterwards | that the semi-circular gallery was erected | which admits the people to be witnesses of i your proceedings. But now, the Senate, j besides its peculiar lelatior.s to tiie executive j department of the Government, assumes its fuii i share of duty as a coequal branch of the Legisla* 1 Lire : indeed, from the limited number of 7is ; members, and for other obvious reasons, the most important questions, especially of foreign ; policy, are apt to pass first under discussion in i this body, and to be a member of it is justly re ] garded as one of the highest honors which can I be conferred on an American statesman. It is scarcely necessary to point out the i causes of this change, or to say that it is a ! concession both to the importance and the I individuality of the States, and to the free and opth of December, 1819, when the S-nafe met for the first time in this room, it was composed of t he representatives of twenty- j one States containing nine millions of people, j To-day it is composed of the representatives j of thirty-two States, containing more than j twenty-eight millions of people, prosperous, j happy, and still devoted lo constitutional liberty. 1 Let these great facts speak for themselves to j all the world. The career of the United Stales cannot be measured by that of any ether people ol whom history gives account : and the mind is almost appalled at the contemplation of the prodigious 'j force which has marked their progress. Sixty- j nine years ago, thiiteen States containing three j millions of inhabitants, burdened with debt, 1 and exhausted by the long war of indepen dence, established for I heir common good a free I Constitution, on principles new to mankind, j and began th ir experiment,:* ith the good wishes j ola few doubting friends and the derision ol j the world. Look at the result to-day ; twenty- j eight millions of people, in everyway happier i than an equal number in any other part of the globe! the center of population and political; power descending the western slopes of Alleghany mountains, and the original thirteen States farming but the eastern margin on the ■ map of our vast possessions. See besides, | | Christianity, civilization, and the arts given j to a continent : the despised colonies grown 1 into a Power of the first class, representing and j protecting ideas that involve the progress of the human race ; a commerce greater than that j of any other nation ; free interchange between j the States ; every variety of climate, soil, and j production to make a people powerful and 1 j happy—in a word, behold Present greatness, : i and, in the future, an empire to which the j j ancient mist ress of the world in the height of ; her glorycould not be compared. Such is our country ; ay, and more—far more than my j mind could conceive or my tongue could utter. |ls there an American who regrets the past? Is there one who will deride his country's laws, t pervert the Constitution, or alineate her people ? If there be such a man, let his memory descend to posterity laden with the pxecrations of all mankind. So happy is the political and social condition of the United States, and so accustomed are we to the secuie enjoyment ola freedom elsewhere unknown, that we are to undervalue the treas , tires we possess, and to lose, in some degree the sense of obligation to our forefathers. But when the strifes of faction shake the Govern ment, and even threaten it, we may pause with advantage long enough to remember that we 1 are reaping the reward of other men's labors. Freedom of Thought and Opinion. ; This liberty we inherit : this admirable Con | stitution, which has survived peace and war, prosperity and adversity : this double scheme of Government, State and Federal, so peculiar and so little understood by other Powers, vet which protects the earnings of industry, and : makes the largest personal freedom compatible with public order ; these great results were not acquired without wisdom and toil and blood the touching and heroic record is before the world. But to all this we were born, and, lik° iilt'J rs upon whom has been cast a great inherit ance, have only Wie highjduty to preserve, to extend, and to adorn it. The grand productions |of the era in which the foundations of this Go vernment were laid, reveal the deep sense its founders had of their obligations to fhe I whole family of man. Let us never forget that j the responsibilities imposed on this generation ;are by so much the greater than those which ! rested on our revolutionary ancestors, as the population, extent, and power of our country the dawning promise of its origin. It would be a pleasing task to pursue many trains of thought, not wholly foreign to lliis occasion, but the temptation to enter the wide field must be l igorously curbed ; vet I may be ■ j pardoned, perhaps, for one or two additional reflections. The Senate is assembled for the last time in this Chamber. Henceforth it will be convert !ed to other uses; yet it must remain forever connected with great events, and sacred to the memories of the departed orators and statesmen who here engaged in high debates, and shaped the policy of their country. Hereafter the American and -he stranger, as they wander through the Capitol, will turn with instinctive reverence to view the spot on which so many j and great materials have accumulated for histo ; ry. They will recall the images of the great ! and good, whose renown is the common prop i erty of the Union; and chiefly, peihaps, they > j will linger around the seats once occupied by ' the mighty three, whose names and fame, as | sociated in life, death has not been able to j sever: illustrious men, who in their generation i sometimes divided, sometimes led, and somp i times resisted public opinion—for they were of ! that higher class of statesmen who seek the j right and follow their convictions. There sat Ualhoun, the Senator, inflexible, laustere oppressed, hut not overwhelmed by • his deep sense ot the importance of his public ; functions; seeking trie truth, then fearlessly fol lowing it—a man whose unsparing intellect •compelled all his emotions to harmonize with i Jedu< lions of his ngprous logic, and whepe ooole countenance habitually wore the expres sion of one engagpd in the performance of high j j public duties. | This was Webster's seat. He, too. was ; every inch a Senator. Conscious of his own vast powers, he reposed with confidence on f i himself: and scorning the contrivances of small- 1 : er men, he stood among his peers all the greater lor the simple dignity of his senatorial demean or. Type of his northern home, he rises be fore the imagination, in the grand and granite ! outline of his form and intellect, like a great ! New England rock, repelling a New England wave. As a writer, his productions will be j cherished by statesmen and scholars while the English tongue is spoken. As a senatorial ora | tor, his great efforts are historically associated with this Chamber, whose very air seems yet to vibrate beneath the strokes of his deep tones i and his weighty words. On the outer circle, sat Henry Clay, with his impetuous and ardent nature untamed by j age, and exhibiting in the Senate the same ve j hement patriotism and passionate eloquence! i that of vore electrified the House of Represen tatives and the country. His extraordinary i personal endowments, his courage, all his noble qualities, invested him with an individuality and a charm of character which, in any age, would have made him a favorite of history.— He loved his country above all earthlv objects. H° loved liberty in all countries. Illustrious • : m an ! —orator, patriot, philanthropist—whose light, at its meridian, was seen and felt in the remotest parts of the civilized world; and whose declining son, as it hastened down the west, ; threw back its level beams, in hues of mellow j ed splendor, to illuminate and to chperthe land he loved and served so well. All the States may point, with gratified pride, to the services in the Senate of their patriotic ! sons. Crowding the memory, come the names of Adams, Hayne, Wright. Mason, Otis, Ma con, Pinckney, and the rest —I cannot number Afcem— who, in the record of their acts and til iterances, appeal to their successors to give the j Union a destiny not unworthy of the past.— What models were these, to awaken emulation :or to plunge in despair! Fortunate will be the American statesmen who, in this age, or in succeeding times, shall contribute to invest the new Hall to which we go, with historic memories like those which cluster here. And now, Senators, we leave this memorable j Chamber, bearing with us, unimpaired, the ! Constitution we received from our lorefathers. Let us cherish it with grateful acknowledg ments to the Divine Power who controls the I destinies of empires and whose goodness we adore. The structures reared by men yield to the corroding tooth of time. These marble walls must moulder info ruin; but the principles of constitutional liberty, guarded by wisdom and virtue, unlike material elements, do not de cay. Let us devoutly trust that another Sen ate, in another age, shall bear to a new and larger Chamber, this Constitution vigorous and inviolate, and that the last generation of pos terity shall witness the deliberations of the Representatives of American States still uni ted, prosperous, and free. (Ur~"Did you know," said a cunning Yan kee fo a Jew, "that they hang Jews and jack asses together in Portland 1" "Indeed ! then it is well that you and I are . not there," retorted the J*w. GEJ\ 'E R.J L GJIRI B.J LI) I. The dashing enterprise of Gen. Garibaldi, so successfully accomplished by his throwing his volunteers upon the right of the Austrian army, lias not onlv given him a footing in Lombardy, but has probably made him master of G'omo, . winch commands the Lake. We use the word probub/y —all that is certainly known is that Garibaldi has taken Varese, without having ar tillery. II he maintains himself in his posi tion for a few days, no doubt hp will be reinfor ced. His continued occupation of Austro- Lombardian ground would greatly help the Allies. That the game of War is a game of Chess, upon a large scale, was said by the Great Na poleon. It is quite true tbrt strategy avails as much as force, in a campaign. The head to plan is required as well as the hands to execute. An English paper says that Sir William Na pier, the eminent Historian of the Peninsular War, who is now dangerously ill, and in an advanced period of life, had predicted, some time ago, from a consideration of the condi tion of Italy and the comparative position of the combatants, that the attack upon the Aus trian right, by which Garabald i established! himself in Lombardy, and has cut off" his oppo nents from using the Splugen Pass, was the particular move, in the great game of war, which should be made, exactly at the very time. It may bp worth while here to give a brief! sketch of the antecedents of Joseph Gari- j bald i. He was born at Nice, fifty-two years ago, ! and entered the Sardinian navy at an earlv age. In 1834 he was compelled to fly from Genoa, because of his complicity in a liberal conspiracy. After two years' residence in Marseilles, he wpot fo offer his services to the Bey of Tunis, but received such insufficient encouragement, that he soon left Africa and went to South A merica, where he commanded, for the Repub lic of Uruguay, th? squadron destined to act a gainst Buenos Ayres. When the Revolution of 1848 broke out, Garibaldi, with the remains of the Italian legion who had fought under him j in South America, fought on the side ot Ital- j ian independence. In Piedmont, in the Tyrol, and in Rome, (which he gallantly defended against thp French troops,) his valor was dis tinguished. His, indeed, is A spirit that can dare The deadliest form that death can take, And dare it—for the daring's sake. After Rome was taken, Garibaldi disbanded his little company ot adherents and weftt to New York, where he entered into business.— Thence he returned to South America, and commanded the Peruvian navy for some time. He has lived with his children, in an island near Sardinia, for the last five years. His; wife, a woman of undaunted couragp, died by ! fiis side, from an Austrian ball in Italy. At < the sound of the war trumpet, Garibaldi re turned to his native land, was recognised and encouraged, and the volunteers hastened to enrol themselves under his command. Napo leon and Victor Emanuel have great reliance in his ability and bravery, and he seems des tined to play a leading part in the events ot the fast-coming time. Of lofty stature, strong frame, brave heart, and generous spirit, Garibaldi is said to be the best guerilla leader now in Europe. The val ue ot his services and example in Lombardy and Piedmont, at this crisis, is incalculable. THOMAS BURJTSIDE—JJIMES PETRI KE.V—J.IMES T. 11.1 LE. The elder James Burnside was president in one ol the Courts of Pennsylvania, when the mem orable case of Parsons vs. Parsons was on trial. James Petriken, Esq., was one of the counsel, assisted by James T. Hale, Esq. Hale was speaking, and having made a strong point, which the Court challenged, he said that he could sustain it by citation of cases from thp books, but he he had left them at his office close by. "Why did you not bring your books here?" asked the Judge. "Because I considered the point ?o plain as not lo need the support of other cases; but I will step over and get the books." As Mr. Hale left the room the Judge in a pet said : "That man reminds me of a carpenter who came to work for me, and left all his tools at home. The Court has forgotten more law than that young man knows." "That," said Mr. Petriken, "is just what we complain of—that your honor has forgotten too much /" The case of Parsons vs. Parsons was brought by one brother against another, for the purpose of breaking their father's will, which cut off Abraham, the elder brother without a cent, giving all the property to Samuel, the younger. This Samuel was a stout, broad-shouldered Pennsylvania farmer, well.dressed and portly, showing himself to be somebody; while Abra ham was a lank, lean and ill-favored man, with thin and thread-bare clothes in bad wpather.— Mr. Petriken, counsel for poor Abraham, asked a witness "what is the relative wealth of the two brothers ?" The opposing lawyer jumped up and ob jected to the question. "It was of no conse quence who was richer or who was poorer; it was a question of law." Petriken saw that the question would not be allowed, and called out to his client, said.— "Abraham, stand by the side of Samuel." . Abraham planted his thin figure, in shabby clothes, by the side of the corpulent, well-dres sed brother, and Petriken cried out to the jury. "JVow compare the parties." The effect was instantaneous and complete, and far better for Abraham than any evidence of witnesses as to the amount of his property. The jury gave him a verdict; and, law or no law, he got half of his father's property.—Warper's Magazine. WHOM: lit TIRER fSJS.76. AO ELY S.IID. In the case of the convicted and sentenced Oberlin slave rescuers, whom the Abolitionists hoped to have discharged from imprisonment, by the Supreme court of Ohio, on habeas cor pus, Judge Swan thus nobly concludes the i opinion of the Court: "As a citizen I would not deliberately vio i late the constitution or the law by interference j with fugitives from justice. But if a weary, j frightened slave would appeal to me to protect - him from his pursuers, it is possible [ might | momentarily forget my allegiance to the law and constitution and give him a covert from those who were on his track—there are, no i doubt, many slaveholders who would tjrus fol low the instinct ot human sympathy And it , I did it, and was prosecuted, condemned and imprisoned, and brought by my counsel before this tribunal on a fuibeas corpus, and was then : permitted to pronounce judgment in my own j case, I trust i should have the moral courage to say before God and my country, as I am now ! compelled to say, under the solemn duties of a Judge, bound bv my official oath to sustain the | supremacy of the constitution and the law j 'The prisoner must be remanded.' " Judge Swan was elected by the Republican party, and a tew days after he delivered the above sentiments hi. party met in State con vention to nominate a judge of the Supreme Court, and selected another man to take his plsce. B EjJR IT LY JUA'D. It would be well enough for all our readers to bear this fact in mind : Those business men who patronize the printers the most liberally are proverbial for being the iairest dealers.— They can afford to be such, because tbpy have a larger number of customers, and those invaria bly pay cash for what they buy. He who is engaged in business, and to miserly to pay the printer for keeping his name and business be fore the country, is generally too penurious to merit patronage from any body, and when they do get it they are compelled to charge tall prices to make both ends meet. Look out for such persons, and give your trade to him who shows you he has a soul in him by patronizing the printer liberally. A GOOD ONE. —We heard a good story, the • other day of our friend Jacob Stier, of Upper Mount Bethel, that is worth telling. Jacob is known to all who are acquainted with him at all, as one ot the most rampant, thorough-going Democrats in all this section of country. He reveres his Democratic principles, next to his religion, as above all price. In 1856 he super intended the erection of an immense hickory pole at Roxburg, which is still standing. Re cently a factory has been erected at Dill's Ferrv for the manufacture of axe handles, which are generally made of seasoned hickory. One ot the proprietors of this establishment, a Massa chusetts gentleman, recently passed through Roxburg, and seeing the hickory, thought it would be a capital piece of timber to cut up for axe handles, and with a view to securing it, he inquired as to who had authority to have it cut down. He was referred to old Jacob, whose Democracy is as tough as the old hicko ry, when the following conversation took place. Manufacturer—"Good morning, Mr Stier—l have called to see what you would charge for that old hickory pole standing yonder Stier—"What do you want it for V* Manufacturer—"l want to cut it into axe handles." Stier—"Where are you from sir V' Manufacturer—"From Massachusetts." Slier—"Then I tell you, no sir ! no man from thai o d Abolition State, can ever buy that pole /" Yankee sloped.— East on Sentinei. KF^'Sal\y" said a green youth, in a ven - erable white hat and gray pants, through which his legs projected half a loot—"Sally, before we go into this 'ere museum to see the En chanted Horse, I want to ask you somethin'." "Well, Ichabod, what is it?" "Why, you see this'ere business is gwine to cost a hull quarter of a dollar apiece, and I can't afford to spend so much for nothin'. Now ef you'll say you'll have me, darned ef I don't pay the hull on't myself—l will !" Sally made a non-com mittal reply, which Ichabod interpreted to suit himself, and he strode up two steps at a time, and paid the whole on't. [tF"'"My son, haven't 1 told you three times to go and shut that gate V said a lather to a four year old. "Yes, and havn't I told you these three times that I wouldn't do it. You must be stu pid." ITF"Once upon a time, an Irishman and a negro were fighting, and when grappling with each others the Irishman exclaimed, "Ye divil of a black nagur ! cry 'enough' or I'll fight till I die!" "So'll I, boss!" sung out the darkey, "I always does." modest young lady, desiring a leg of chicken at the table, said she would take "that part that ought to be dressed in pantalets." A gentleman opposite immediately called for "that part which usually wears the bustle." says a modern philosopher, go according to their brains. Iftheseliein their head, they study ; if in their belly, they eat ; if in their heels, they dance. [EF~"I have turned many a woman's head, boasted a young nobleman of France. "Yes," replied Talleyrand, "away from you." 03F*rhe day on which idle men woik and I fools reform, is— to-morrow. VOL. 2, NO. 48