voLiifii; ,1,1. NEW SERIES. THE BEDFORD GAZETTE IS PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING BY MEYERS fc BEN FORD, At the following terms, to wit: $1.50 per annum, CASH, in advance. $2.00 " if paid within the year. $2.50 " " if not paid within the year. subscription taken tor less than six months. (Xy'No paper discontinued until all arrearages are paid,unless at the option of the publishers. It has Seen decided by the United States Courts, that the stoppage of a newspaper without the payment ot ar rearages, is prima facie- evidence ot traud and is a criminal offence. C7"The courts have decided that persons are ac countable for the subscription price of newspapers, ii they take them from the post office, whether they subscribe for them, or not. | J 0 c t r 11 . IT ASi \ I Italu's setting sun, they say, Hath naught to match its gentle ray— That naught in other climes can vie, With the hues of its evening sky; A thousand tints are glowing there, As if a thousand waves of light Were rolling o'er the mistless air, To lave the golden isles of night; While beauty's spirit walks the earth In every form of loveliness. That wins from sorrow, woos to mirth. And smiles o'er all, as if to bless. 'Tis beauty a!!—beneath, above ; An Eden formed for peace and love; et ruin stands by beauty's side, A hoary groo 11 by youthful bride ; And for their cold sad bridal strain, Hark to the clank ol thiaidrorn's chain ' II Ah' what avails, O, Italy ! The beauty of thy land and sky, And thy renown in years gone-by ? Sjnce this is all thy sons can claim, An heirship in thy mighty lame , Romans in nothing, save the name ; And great in nothing, save the boast Of glory past, and empire lost ; And rich in nothing, save the strain Thy bards have sung—nor sung in vain ' For there is power in words of song, Repeated olt,and treasured long, To 'rouse with its soul-stirring numbers. At last, a nation from its slumbers ' 111. Is that the sky, whose azure plain, Wide as itself, saw Rome's domain 1 Is that the sun that looked upon No land that Rome made not her own > It meets not now a Roman's glance- Sees now no realms won by bis lance ! The glorious Roman—where is he ? Whose proudest boast was, "Rome is free I" ! The conquering Roman—doth he tread The ?oil which none but heroes bred ? W,thin thy breast, therebs his giave, A'.tee, the footstep of the slave. 'V. Italia!—long the battle field Of nations ; thou the victor's prize, The only duty was to yield ; Wbo'er might fall, thou rculd'st not rise— Musing an hour on thine and thee, 1 hoped that thou migh'st yet be free ! That hope was lost when Austria won ; And sank with the declining sun, That saw thy broken legions' flight From Novara's disastrous tight ! V. Sweet land even as a lover cling®, At parting, with fond lingering®, 1 cleave unto thee—to what end ? For words will ne'er thy shackles rend. And yet, he, who hath pondered long Thy tale of wars anil tide of song, May well be pardoned, if he be Too prone to dwell on thine and thee ; Thou wast his earliest love—the bride Oi bis young thoughts, for whom he sighed ; Sighed that thy beauty should but lure The spoiler's eye to lust impure ; lie loved thee for thy glorys ray ; And mourned that glory in decay, Revered thee for thy past renown, And wept that e'er thy star went down ! VI. Land of Music, of Poetry, Passion, and Love ! With ail beauty below, and all brigtness above ! Wine the leaf is most green, and the wave is most clear ; Where the tints of the rainbow forever appear; Where the breeze ever bears, as it wantons along, The sweetness of fragrance, the echoes of song ; Where the eyes of the maiden are darkest and brigh test, And their words and their hearts are the softest and lightest ; Where there love is all fire and their veins all flame, Now burning to hate, anil now melting with shame ; Where Revenge is a duty, and Murder scarce crime, Land of Kvil and Good ! and in both most sublime! Land of Begars and Nobles, the boast of their line ! Where the blood of dead heroes remounts in the vine ! I.and of Glory—tho' past ; land of Memory's spell! Land of Greatness—tho' lost ; land of Beauty, fare well ! —THE rumor that Mr. Griffith, "postmaster at Auraria," has been murdered by a mob of disappointed gold seekers, while on his way to take possession of his office, is untrue.— Henry Alien is postmaster at Auraria, and has rt sided there for some time. —IT IS STATED that the Austrians suffered so much from sickness, that they were car rying back as many disabled men as after a pitched battle. —THE Wheeling Times savs the mountains near Uniontown are on fire, destroying much wood and rails. A THRILLING ADVENTURE WITH A LION. o It was a warm, pleasant evening in Novem ber, and our ship was off' the coast of Tripoli. A party of us, who sat upon the quarter-deck, had been conversing upon various subjects con cerning the vast desert to the southward of us. "I think you have traveled across the des ert ?" said one of our number, addressing the captain. "Not exactly," replied Captain Bushwick. "Some years ago I spent a few months in Abyssinia, and the country south of it." "Was it then you had your adventure with (he lion V* "Ah—you've heard of that scrape, eh?" "Only that you had such an adventure, cap lain. Your mate told me you had met the animal." "Well, T have; and if you would like to hear the yarn, I will tell it." A vote was immediately and unanimously carried that Captain Bushwick had permission to relate his adventure; and without further preliminaries he proceeded; "It is now five-and-t wenty years since I took tiie notion to travel among the African natives. I had an uncle living in Mocha, en gaged in trade there, and I had goneout to see him. He was going into Abyssinia on busi ness, and I accompanied him. Our party con- 1 sister! of six—my uncle and self, and four Nu bian servants. These Nubians were faithful fellows, and long tried, and were, moreover, strong and fearless, having lived with my rela tive several years. When the business was over, I proposed (hat we should take a trip to tiie southward, and see the country. The Nu bians were anxious to go, and, after a deal of persuasion, my uncle consented to the arrange ment. "On the seventh clay eve reached a large lake upon the extreme southern border of Abys sinia, where we pitched our tent, and then went hunting for game, we having been infor med that we should find plenty of both fish— much more so than I had expected,—and fowl in this region. Our luck was moderate, my uncle was bent on returning, but I was deter mined to have a few more trials. "Theonly boat we had been able to find was a small canoe, fashioned from a log, and one morning 1 declared that 1 would take a cruise in it ifsome one would accompany me. The canoe would not carry more than two of us with any degree of salety; and as all lour ofthe Nubians offered to go, I was obliged to make my own selection. So I took Lari, the youn gest of the lot, but the brightest and most cool and brave in the presence of danger. I took my lille and pistols, while Lari took his rifle and spear; and thus ecpiipped, we set out.— The canoe was easily managed while we kept our proper places, and all went on finely until afternoon. It was very warm and sultry, and I had removed my pistol-belt, and laid it in the bottom of the boat with my rifle. Lari had just proposed turning back, when I saw a large flock ot birds settle down upon a tree close by the shore, and I bade my companion to help me paddle in that direction. He did not object, for he wanted a shot at them himself. "We had become to within a dozen fathoms of the shore," when a quick, loud cry from Lari startled me from my aim, and in the next in stant the canoe struck upon some hard sub stance. "'A rock ?' 1 asked. "A hippopotamus!' the Nubian shouted, spring ing back toward me. "Hardly had the words escaped his lips be fore a huge black head was lifted above the gunwales, and as I cast my eyes over into the water, I saw the whole body of the monster.— It was as large as an elephant, but ten times more hideous in look. Its mouth was opened to a distance of three feet, or more, and its great teeth, all of a foot in length, looked like destruction itself. He seized the bow of our boat in his capacious jaws, and crushed it like an egg shell. With all the force I could mus ter 1 leaped into the water and struck out for the shore. I never swam faster, though when I reached the land I found that the hippopota mus had not followed us, having sunk to the bottom, probably as soon as he had destroyed the canoe. "We were in a quandary. We had come quite twelve or fifteen miles from the camp, and we must foot it back the best way we could. If we could have followed the shore, the task would have been easy enough, but this we could not do, for a deep, dark swamp over grown with reeds and bushes, and gnarled trees, lay between us and our tent, so we must strike up into the wood upon the higher land and make the best of it. Our only weapons were two knives and Lari's spear. The latter he had grasped as he started from the boat, but the rifles and pistols were at the bottom of the lake. I bade my companion lake the lead, and he did so. "For three hours we tugged on through a thick, matted forest, and at the end of that time we reached the end of a wide expanse of rocky desert. There were clumps ofbushes scattered over the place, but they looked dry and parch ed. Here we took an observation, and finally decided to keep down on the right hand side"of the rocky plain, knowing that the lake must lie in that direction. By the lime we had passed over half the length of the barren waste the sun was behind the trees. A little while after wards, just as the dark shadows spread over the whole width of the plain, Lari uttered a low 'hist* and placed his hand upon my arm. '"Ho you hear anything?" he asked me. "I listened a moment and lold him, 'Yes; perhaps they are coming after us.' " 'Who are they ?' said he. " 'Our party,' I answered. "'That fellow walks on four feet, and has a weight equal to all the men we have left be hind. Hark again.' m BEDFORD, PA, FRIDAY MORNING, JUNE 17, 1859. 1 "I did so, and could now plainly distinguish the tread of some heavy animal. " 'ls it a lion, do you think ?' I asked. "Lari hesitated a moment, and then, gras ping me by the arm, he pointed into the wood. " 'Look ! —See ! —There !' he cried, whirling me half around as he spoke. "I did look—and I saw a sight—a sight that made my hair stand and my heart leap. Not a rifle ! —not even a pistol!—and yet there—not twenty yards distant—was a huge Nubian lion crawling toward us. I could see his eyes burn; I could see his long tail sweep the grass; and I could see that he was advancing for a spring. "•He's hungry,' said the Nubian, or he , would not becoming on in that vvav.' " Then he'll attack us,' I suggested. "'Of course he will." " 'And not a weapon for defense!', '' 'I have my spear,' returned Lari. 'Notv to the back of those bushes—quick—3nd let him come. Have your knife out in case of need. "I hardly knew what my companion meant, but I saw, just upon our left, a clump of bushes bearing a small red berry. They were not over four feet high, and occupied a space some eight feet long by four wide. When we had gained a position behind them, I looked , far the lion, lie had stopped as he saw us take this covert, but we were liidden'from his sight, as there were openings in the foliage through which both parties could obtain a view of each other. " 'We are gone !' said T, trembling with fear, as I saw the huge monster settle upon his bellv and move toward us. " 'Perhaps not,' whispered Lari, without taking his eye from the lion. 'Keep still— ; don't move, for your life !' " 'But what can vou do with that spear ?" I j asked. " 'Perhaps nothing—hut wait and see !' "I did wait ; but though it was only a few ! moments, yet it was a season of terrible sus- j pense to me. lam not a co ward, nor was I j ever one : but come to he situated as I was then, ' with a full-grown lion before you, not twenty yards off and only a little patch of budies as an apology for a shelter, through which the beast could watch your every movement, and with that unearthly purring, roaring growl, hardly perceptible in tone, but making the air tremble with its intensity—have all this, as I had it then, and if you don't tremble, then you are made of sterner stuff than most men. "Once I cast my eyes upon Lari, who was at my right, and I saw that lie was as calm as a rock. His great brown eye was fixed upon Hie lion with a burning gaze, and his teeth were set like the jaws ola vice. He was upon hie right knee, with his left foot braced before him, and his long spear, which he held with a firm grasp, had the end of the shaft set against the hard ground behind him, with the sharp steel head elevated just to the top of hushes. "'Hist!' he uttered, gathering himself for an effort ; and as I turned I saw the lion cautiously advancing upon his bellv. When about five yards off he stopped and gathered himself for a spring. I saw his huge claws settle into the ground, and I saw his great shaggy head start upward, as lie left his couch. With my heart as still as death I bowed my head and shrank down toward the earth. I heard a shock—a momentary struggle—a crashing sound, as of the breaking of wood and then I was knocked over bv a heavy body coming in contact with my shoulder. With a powerful effort I struggled from beneath the weight and gained my feef. "The first thing T saw was Lari, for it was he who had fallen against rne. The next was the lion, who lay only a few feet off", with the head of" the spear buried deep in his throat, the shall being broken off about midway. He was roaring with a deep hoarse sound, and tearing the dirt up with his claws. "'I think that found his heart before it broke,' said Lari, as he gained his feet. 'lf the shaft had held I would have pinned him through the heait, and sent him twenty fret over behind us. But, I tell you, he's a heavy one to lift. "The monster was dead ir. a few minutes, and we then held an examination. The lance head had entered the lower part of the throat, j directly beneath the foreshoulder, and gone clean through the heart. " 'You must have had a good aim,' said L " 'But it was a good mark,' replied Lari.— j 'When I saw him coming, I had just turned j the point light for his heart, and he killed ; himself.' '•lt was all very simple, anil it may have : been very easily done ; but, I assure vou, a i man must have a pretty steady nerve to do it ] effectually. "We could not move the lion then, nor i could we stop to take his skin off", for it was very nearly dark. So we resolved to wait until morning, and then have help. •\\ hen we reached the lower corner of the w asm, we saw a glimmering of water through the trees ; and, upon pushing our way down, we were lucky enough to find ourselves only a few rods from the tent. On the next morning we all went out together, and found the lion j just as we had left him. His body measured, from the end of his nose to the insertion of his j tail, eight feet and nine inches, and when stan ding, he must have been nearly five feet high. We took off" his skin very carefully, and when I reached home I had it stuffed and set I up. It looks very innocent now as my chil dren pat it with their hands ; but I never look at it without thinking of th u lime when it looked terrible enough to me." i —I he Williamsport Gazette , Governor I'acker's home organ, last week raised the names of Wright and Howe to its mast-head. The arrangements of Austria were so gol lossal that it was expected by the end of May, ' she would have 7f>0,000 men under arms. Freedom of Thought and Opinion. [From Porter's Spirit of ths Times.] HOW OLD IKE WAS CURED OF LOVIN' WIMMIN. DEAR SrißiT ;—ln one oi my rambles among the mountains of Pennsylvania, I made the acquaintance of one of the old hunters of that region, and some few years after, was in compa ny with him, hunting on the Eastern, or Blue Ridge, some twenty odd miles distance west of Carlisle. "Isaac Cassin' "Old Ike," as he was most generally called, had, for forty years, lived in the woods. Privation and exposure had not improved his looks, nor soured his disposition. He was hard-featured, but kind hearted. We had been encamped on the Ridge for some days, and, although with only pretty fair luck in hunting, were WPII pleased with what we had. There were five of us in ail, and you may, therefore, well believe, that, where so -many were in one camp,, there would be no lack of "yarning" in the evenings. Our camp did not differ, in the extent of "yarn business," trom other camps, and every night was entertained with some reminiscence of the past, such as hunters talk about, that is, of fin, fur, featfiers, and fun. In lieu of an account of our success in hunting, ] propose to give you some of the "yarns" of the camp, and to begin with, "how Old Ike' was cured of lovin' wimmin." "Talkin" 'bout courtin'," said "Old Ike," "talkin' bout courtin' put me in mind o( old times, and how I war cured ov lovin' wimmin. I war young then, an' the weather hadn't spiled my perty. You needn't laff, Jerry, 'kase what I say ar' true to the handle. I war a perfec' hoss 'mong the gals then, an' nary one on 'em but used to spread 2har feathers atore me, an' try to 'tach me to 'ern : but it war no go ; I war so all fired skeery 'bout tangling myself. For a long time, you see, I war feer'd to pay much 'tention to eny on 'em, an', tho' I war neerly bustin' to hug 'em, an' liked to be with em' I couldn't bring my mind up to more'n keep thar compn'y. Well, you see ] used to think ov'em most all night, an,' alter while, 'gin to look like a shadder. I war in lov', true as natur, with one ov 'em, and sometimes used to court her more'n a little. She war a perfec'beauty, with dark har an' black eyes, an' the aweetestest lips an' the pertiestest teeth, an'the pertiestest gownd—all red, 'cept the yalier stripes, an' they war a little the yallerest est you ever did see. Oh ! I'll be dod rotted ef she warn't a angel But thar war another ga! thar, who war mighty much in lov' with me ; but 1 couldn' give ner no comfort, 'kase I coulda' f bear her, no how, for she war a long eared, red-headed, speckled-faced critter, what war so "cussed ugly, her dad couldn't keep the bark on his shanty, an' the nabors war feer'd for her to cum to their houses, 'kase, ef she look'd inter a barrel of vinegar, it war sure to turn inter ackerforlis, an' that war no use in that country, 'cept to make bad whiskey.— Well,jyou see, this ugly gal,just out'en 'trariness an' to spile my prospecks, must go for to fall in lov' with nie, an' I war feer'd amostjto go to see the the gil I lov'd 'kase red-head mought do some devilment, an' so, you see, 1 got to be j a'most a shadder thinkin' on it. t Wharever I I went, thar war redhead ; couldn't go no war, hut she war thar, an' war my tick'lar cuss. "One day, 1 bad been up the mount'in, an' ' run out'en powder, an' had to go down to ole ! Jake Hollan's store for some, an'just as I got | inter the door, I seed red-head a comin.' .What war I to do ? I couldn't go back, 'kase then I'd meet her—l'd just as soon meet the devil; an' I couldn't hide, 'kase thar war no placp to hide in. 1 asked ole Jake et thar war any hidin' \ place 'bout there, 'for thar comes that old red- I headed cuss right down iivar, an' el" 1 don't git j some place to hide in, she'll be tire death ov me sure.' 'No indeed,' said old Jake, 'no place hyar to hide in ; you had better take to the woods.' 1 wouldn't have her in hyar for a thou san' dollars ; she'd be my ruination. Take to the woods. I couldn't take to the woods. She war right in the way, an' thar she war a comin' right 'cross the buckwheat patch, an' 'peer'd mad as thunder ; her har a flying', the freckles on her (ace hig as hen's eggs, an' red as her har, she war so pizen mad. No bonnet, no shoes, no stockings ; her gownJ so short and so ragged, it peer'd iike it war on'y made (or a fly-net ; an' 'bout half an acre of Jake's buck wheat bein' spiled every time she put her loot down. Thar she war a comin', an'l couldn't stan' it any longer. 1 jest broke for the woods on a two-forty trot ; but it war no use. She headed me off", an' I made for the road, an' down the road worse nor a quarter boss. It war no use ; she war a gainin'on me, an' less than two minits, would be right 'long-side. 'Neck or nothing ; more steam ole hoss,' I said, 'or she'll ketch up to you.' I piled on the rosin, poured ile on the fire, shoved in the wood, an' raised the steam till my biler war ready to bust ; but it war no use ; that short gound didn't stop her runnin.' no how. The faster she runned, the higher the ole fly-net raised, till she looked like a runnin' umbrellar. She war gainin' sure.— Down the road I biled, and she biled alter ; an when I cum to the turn of the road, thar war the gal I loved stanin' in her door a lookin' up the road at the dust, and thinkin' a hurricane war a comin.' I seed she war skeer'd, an' war 'bout to shut the door, an,' ef she did, I know'd I war a goner : so I piled on more steam, an' made for the fence. It war a pale fence, as runn'd all round the house. My gal seed me a comin' and she seed red-head a comin,'too, so she jist held the door part open for me to git in. Up to the fence I cum, an' at one jump, I war over it, an', the next jump, I war in tne house, an' the door shot an' bolted. My gal a stanin' at at the door, an' a dozen more nice gals a stanin' round, an'all ov'em a lafTm to kill, an' thar war me right in the middle ov 'em, safe and sound, but a pantm' worse nor any steam-engin. All the gals were lookin' at me, an' the more they looked, the more they laff'd. I war tired most to death, an'sot down on the homminy stone, which war standin' on one side ov the room ; but I war no sooner down an' I war up. for it 'peerd the stone war all ice it war so cold; one look at the gals a stanin' round laffin j one look out the winder, whar I seed the seat ov my trowsersa hangin' onto the fence, and I bolted from the house worse nor a greased streak of lightnin' ; an' the last lever heerd' ov eny of them people war old red-head a squeelin,' "Don'tset down under no chestnut-tree." In 'bout ten minits, I war in the woods, an' hyar Iv'e been ever sense, a wearin' leather, an' ev erlastin' cured ov lovin' wimmin." Yours truly, JERRY. THE DISAPPOINTED PIKE'S PEAK ARMY. Hundreds of weary, weather-beaten sufferers from the plains, arrive at Leavenworth daily, and throng every steamer for St. Louis,anxious to escape from the scene of so much destitution, suffering and poverty. The coaches of the Leavenworth City and Pike's Peak Express Company present a cheerless array of empty seats, and the wheels of business, which, at the numerous outfitting points on the river, were running around so prosperously a month ago, have well nigh come to a dead lock. It has been estimated that no less than 15,000 returning emigrants, principally from New down the river the past fortnight. Not more than one-half of them ever passed the half-wav house to the mines ; nor is this fact to be wondered at. Fevers, "specially gold fevers, are very easily started, and not un frequently just as easily stayed. Ten returning disappoin ted gold-seekers will do more to allay the mania at home and cause a panic among the lew faithful ones that remain behind lhan five } hundred intending emigrants could counteract.. Cor. St. Louis Democrat. SQUIBB FROM PRENTICE- The Atlantic . Monthly says that "woman is a link between earth and heaven." So is a sausage tossed into the air. Mrs. Swisshelm in her letters to young ladies says that "every country girl knows how to color red with madder." This we believe to be an othnological sact,as we have always no ticed that with all girls the madder they get the redder they are. A great deal is written at present about the seat of war. Bvron in one of the stanzas of his Childe Harold, personifies War and describes his hair, his eyes, his hands, and his feet, but says nothing about the seat of War. A pushing polittician in Maine boasts of ha ving been the drawer of the liquor bill in that State. Is he sure that he the drawer ola good deal of the liquor itself 1 " 'HORRIBLE. The St. Louis Democrat contains a letter from a correspondent at Cherry Creek which gives a horrible tale of starvation on the Plains. Three brothers, named Blue, from Whiteside county, 111., were overtaken by starvation, and one of them died. The remaining two, in their desperation, were compelled to satisfy their hunger by eating of _the body of their dead brother. A letter from a St. Joseph correspondent, states that the inhabitants of that city are in much fear of the depredations of the returning Pike's Peakers, and that the Mayor has taken some precautionary measures to protect the lite and property of the citizens. TERRIBLE CALAMITY IN TEXAS. —The Dallas (Texas) Herald of the 11th inst. says: "A gentleman just from Fort Worth reports a most painful calamity that occurred last Thurs day evening, near night, otv the west fork of the Trinity, about seven miles above Fort Worth. A gentleman living very near West Fork, on returning home during the heavy rain that was tailing, found his house was being rapidly surrounded with the flood that was rushing down the low lands bordering on the stream. He had a wife and seven children; took two of them on his shoulders, and carried them over the water to a shed on the premises, placed them upon it, and started back for the other children and his wile. He had not gone far when aery from the shed drew hisattention ; he looked back, and discovered it floating off with his two children on it. He rushed after it, and, after following it Jnparly half a mile, succeeded in placing his children upon a place of safety- Night was rapidly coming on, and he returned to save his wife and children, but, alas ! he found not even a vestige of his home— no sign ol wife or child, and, to add to the horrors of the scene, darkness was fast settling down upon the rushing flood, whose appalling roar deadened the cries of his family, even if they then* lived. The unhappy father has heard nothing from them yet, and every effort made to find their bodies has proved unavail ing. "The rise of the water is represented as being unparalleled in the history of the country for its suddenness and volume." REMARKABLE FREAK OF LIGHTNING. —On Friday afternoon, when the thunder storm prevailed, the lightning struck the carpenter's shop of Edwin Taylor, on Water street, under rather peculiar circumstances. A hole, nearly a foot in diamter, was made through the flat roof of the building, and the splinters from the boards were scattered in the room below. A number of men at work in the shop experienced no sensation when the lightning struck, and there are no other traces of the fluid than the hole referred to in the roof. There are high chimnpys of iron rising above the building, which ought to be pretty good conductors.— Why this thunder-bolt should have shunned them, and struck the roof, is more than we can understand, and how the bolt found its way to the earth after striking, is no less a mystery. Rochester Union, May 30. Aviion: \I THU:R asst. VALUABLE INFORMATION. Posts made from the limbs and upper parts ot the tree always last the longest. A bushel of guano weighs 70 pounds. The ■ fact furnishes a test of its purity. Scotch snuff put in holes where crickets come | out, will destroy them. A small daily ration of raw meat will induce cooped hens to lay. Beware of drinking cold water while in a j heated condition. Sow long orange carrots, two pounds of seed . to the acre ; drilling them eighteen inches a part. Hoe and clean as soon as they show the ' third leaf. Boiling water poured on peas sufficiently to cover them for a minute, kills the io ; side. # ° WHAT IS A GOOD COW, We think a cow that comes up to the stand ard ot that owned by Otis Hunt of Eaton Vil lage, New York, will pass for a good one. He gives the following statement of the amount of 1 butter made Irom her: "Amount made from April 7 to July 8, 191 pounds ; amount made during the month of June, 74- pounds ; amount made during the year, 515 ; besides furnishing all the milk and i cream used in a family of four persons (and oc casional visitors)all the time." I The breed of this good cow is given as "na tive," and the quality of milk and butter excel lent. (CP'The following is too good to be lost— of a schoolmaster and pupil : "Joseph, where is Africa ?" "On the map, sir. "I mean, Joseph, in what Continent—Eastern or Western ?" "Well, the land of Africa is in the Eastern Continent ; but the people, sir, are all of 'em South." "What are the products 1" "Of Africa, sir, or down South ?" "Africa, you blockhead." "Well, sir, it hasn't got any : it never had any." "How do the African people live 1" "By drawing." "Drawing what—water 1" "No, sir, by drawing their breath." "Sit down, Joseph.'' "Thomas, what is the equator 7 " "Why, sir, it is the horizontal pole running perpendicularly through the imaginations of old astronomers and old geographers. "Go to your seat, Thomas." "William, what cA you mean by an eclipse ?" "An old race horse, sir." "Silence. Next, Jack, what is an eclipse 1" "An eclipse is a thing as appears when the moon gits off on a bust, and runs agin the sun, consequently, the sun blackens the moon's face." I "Class is dismissed." ANTI-SLAVE TRADE MEETING AT VICKSBURC. The citizens of Vicksburg. Mississippi, held a mass meeting on the 21st instant, to express the public sense regarding the course of the late ■ convention in that place in reference fo the opening of the slave trade. Strong resolutions were passed. The fl says : "The speeches ; of Judge Sharkey, IVilliamC. Smeedes, Esq., Col.T. S. Martin, Rev. Dr. Marshall, and others, were rapturously applauded, which plainly showed that the popular heart was with the conservative cause, in favor of maintaining the laws of the land and respecting the rights I of humanity, as against the introduction ot "Guinea niggers" to reduce the price of labor." J [£P*"Bob, where is the state of matrimony V* i "It is one of the United States. It is bounded I by bugging and kissing on one side ana cradles and babies on the other. Its chief products are population, broomsticks and staying out late at nights. It was discovered by Adam and Eve while trying to find a northwest passage out of Paradise. The climate is sultry till you pass the tropics of housekeeping, when squally weather commonly sets in with such power as ! to keep all hands as cool as cucumbers. For i the principal roads leaning to this interesting State, consult the first pair of blue eyes you run against." a banquet of othcera in Milan after various toasts had been drunk in allusion to the I impending war, a zealous young Austrian officer proposed the following : "To the Austrian Army ! The French and Sardinian battalions shall break against it like this brittle glass !" So saying, he tossed the glass, which he had just emptied, into the air, that it might fall heavily upon the table. It did so, but without breaking. The young soldier stood aghast. and his wife were silting, a few days since, quite close to each other, in their home ; the husband feeling somewhat loverlike, although for years a married man, put his arm around his wife and saluted her affectionately. The wife pushed him away saying : "You should not do such things wiieo the door is open and people are passing. They will*think we are not married if they see us kissing each other." —The city of Nashville, Tenn., was visited on Monday night by a terrific storm of wind and rain, which resulted in the loss of about $20,000 worth of properly. A few hours af terwards a half block of buildings on Main St., valued at $250,000, was consumed by fire. my son, do you know that you have broken the Sabbath ?" "Yes, daddy," said his little sister, "and mother's big iron pot too, in fiieor six pieces." Arabs allow a man to divorce him self from a wife who does not bake good bread. VOL. 2, NO. 46.