The Waynesburg Republican. (Waynesburg, Pa.) 1867-18??, June 10, 1868, Image 1

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lished every Wednmtlay morning, at ti per
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In the rear. Allmlkx-rlptton'aerounu xvm
beaeitlP4l annually. No pnperwlll be aunt
oat of the Htate nnlina paid fur is advanci, and
nil uch ulcrltlonH will Invariably lie dim-on
tlnued at the explrutlou of the tluie for which
thoy nre paid.
(Jommunlnitloneon unhlivta nf local or oi ncrnl
Inl.Ttut lira rcHpectrully miIIcIImI. To i nsure
utti'iitlon fiivom of tlilM kind mum invariably Iw
accomimnlud by the nainuof thp author, not for
puMli-ntlon, but an miHruntyaKiilimt Imposition
All letters pertniiiiiiK to hiMluewuf tin oltlce
uun. wiuii:ml'U IU I lie rUUOr
goctry.
'THE BLl'E AXB THE GRAY."
BY BKSNIE It ,
A lady In New Jersey who hnd wrlttcn-the
following reply to the poem from the "Atlantic
Monthly," entitled 'The llluo and the Urny,'
(published In our October pnper,) wrote us n
Hhnrt complimentary note on Mr. Halzcll'spo
tn the December number of our pan r. lu n ply
to a request fur a copy of her verses, wo uro fit
Vnrcdwlth the following fine verses. Ed. "Mol-
tiler's Friend.")
The loyal llluo and traitor Orny
Alike In the irrnve are sleeping,
Lying slileby side In the sunlight's ray,
And under thestortn-eluiid sweeping.
Tis well to forgive the past
tlod Rivlntr us grace, we may.
But never, while life shall last,
fan we honor or love the limy.
Our Hoys In nine were loynl and true,
Kor their !od and their country tl.v I titr ;
With a watchful pride that Is ever new,
We garland the graves where they're lying.
They were murdered by rebel bands,
They fell in fearful fray,
(luardlngnnrFIng from traitor hands
Wo do not love the iliay.
Wo would not tote our hearts would lain
Cast a veil o'er their xhnmclul story,
It will not bring bach our loyal slain,
To recall their treason gory.
Hut barriers deep ami wide,
Divide the;talsi! from thn true !
Wiall treason and honorsland sldebyslde
Is the Orny the peerof the Illuc?
Answers each loyal heart to-day,
"They are peers ami equals never,
Sn wreaths on n traitors grave we lay,
I't shame he his wreatli forever."
tilve love where love Is due,
To the loyal all honor pay;
Love and honor belong to the llluo,
Hut w hat do we owe to the gray ?
Weowo them three hundred thousand gravel
Where the loved and the lost are lying
We owo them, wherever our banner waves,
Homes, illleiMvltli tern-sand sighing.
Do they think that wo forgot our dead.
Our boys who wore the nine,
Thnt because I liey sleep In t lie name cold bei1
Wc know not the false from tho line.
Hell eve It not ! where our heroes lie
The very ground Is holy,
Ills name who dared for the right to din
Js saered, however lowly. . f .
lint honor the traitor Orny!
Make It the peerof the nine!
One llowernt the feet of treason lay !
Never I whileOod Is line!
VMF.V JCNTM'K f'HANK AS TIIK KH
Ot It ATM' MIMIVI!;.
The possible nomination of Chief
Justice Chase as the Democratic can
didate lbr the next President is so gen
crally mid so gravely discussed that it
would seem an all'ectation of eccentri
city or' a betrayal of alarm to avoid
the tonic, Neither flecking nor dread
ing such nomination, wo can at least
canvass it dispassionately. We will
take as our text an article in the last
N. 1. J hues, which says:
"We do not think it can succeed,
because we do not believe that lieo-
MiWs of the delegates in Convention
can bo brought to favor it. Asid
from the hostility it will encounter on
grounds of principle, the personal in
terests to be aliecteU by it are too for
midahlo to bo overcome. The two
thirds rule, established for the hIuuIi-
A..- -CW AT T, . ... .
icr oi iur an. jiurcn at liaitimore in
1814, has become the settled law of
tho Democratic National Convention;
iintl it will always be found cH'cctual,
not only in defeatinfr any local favor
ite, but in preventing the adoption of
any bom and striking change ot party
policy. hero two-thirds of the
Convention can control its action,
lt is sate to say that its action
M ill always be timidnud commonplace.
It was that which nominated Polk in
1844 and Pierce in 18 j2, and which
defeated the party by splitting it in
1848 and 1SG0; and it will probably
defeat the nomination of Pendleton,
and prevent such a revolution in the
party as the nomination of Chase would
involve now."
Wc think the Times is hero deluded
by one of those superficial and mislead
ing analogies which are continually
leading a certain class of reasoners as
tray. The "two-thirds rule" had a
temporary object the defeat of Mar
tin Van Buren in a Con voution where
of a majority of the delegates were
pledged to his support, but not sin
cerely favorable to his nomination
and an abiding purpose, in the firm
resolve of the Slave Power to bo ena
bled at all times to control the nomi
nation or at least to prevent one hostile
to its pretentions and presumed inter
ests the Slave States electing less
than a majority, but more than a third
of each Convention.
Slavery having perished, there is
no more a slave-holding interest de
manding distinct recognition and pro
tection. A Southern Conservative"
(late Confederate,) has no interest, no
feeling, which differences him from a
Northern Democrat who was of Cop
perhead proclivities during tho war.
The "two-thirds rule" has therefore
become unmeaning and practically ob
solete. Whenever any candidatcshall
have obtained a majority of. votes in
any future Democratic Convention,
Ins nomination will be assured, and
must soon be proclaimed. Delegation
after- delegation will pronounce for
lnra until his nomination is made
practically unanimous. We still think
Pendleton, not Chase, will be the
ma; but the "two-thirds rule" will
hardly influence the result one way or
Jhe other. .,. . . '.
The Timet proceeds:
: ''It is understood , that thoso who
support Chase advocate also the adop
tion of his principles and policy.
They will allow him' substantially to
make his platform. They hold that
(.hs'-Varlias disposed of all the ques-
JAS. E. SAYER3,
FIRMS-ESS IN' THE KIGIIT AS GOD GIVES IS TO SEE THE RIGHT. Lincoln
vol. xr.
EDITOR AND PUBLISHER.
AVAYNESIUJllG, PENNA., WEDNESDAY. JUNE 10, 1SG8.
tions that ever were at issuo between
him and them. Slavery, the grand
source ami origin of them all, has us
appeared forever. They propose to
regard as fixed and settled all the
questions growing out of it and out of
the war. They accept the Reconstruc
tion action of Congress urge the re
turn of the South to tho Union upon
that basis and take the broad ground
of I 'nieersul Manhood Suffrage, with
out distinction of race or color, only
leaving it to tho netn of the States
themselves. It is impossible to im
agine a greater revolution in a party
tiian tins.
We propose this is so, Mr. Chase,
on a Copperhead platform, would be
tho weakest of all possible candidates
weaker, even than Vnllnndighnm.
We do not, of course, imply that he
would consent to run on any such
pluttSirin; we only state a fact verified
by ample experience when we say that
he would be beaten out of sight. Mr.
Chase is a very able and strong man,
but he has no signal personal popular
ity. ( )n a Copperhead platform, Val-
landighnm would receive the votes of
three to seven States; Chase would
hardly get que. But it is idle to talk
of this. J f he is not to run on hisown
platform, he cannot run at all.
J ho Junes continues:
"Jt may safety be assumed that
nothing but the desperate sense of
party necessity could bring any party
to it, and it is scarcely possible that
two-thirds of the Democratic party
should concur in taking so desperate a
view ot its ioi lines.
"Nor is it at all certain that the ac
tion proposed would save tho party.
ii tno wiiolo strength ot t ic lutrtv
oiihl bo relied on in support of it.
there might be some chance of its suc
cess, lhero are unquestionably some
elements of disall'ection in tho Repub
lican ranks, though they are much Ios
inllueiiUal than they were before the
Chicago Convention; and if their
strength could be added to the full
Democratic vote, it would rrivo the
Democracy a lair chance of carrying
several important Northern States.
which would be certain for (Jrant as
ainst anv regular nominee of dm
Demoeratio party, lint, with Chase
us their candidate, and Universal Ne
gro SuH'rago in their platform, the
Democrats expect also to divide the
Southern colored vote, and so to carry
several of tho Southern States. This
course, involves the litter abandon
ment of the doctrine that this is ex-
lusively the the "White Man's Gov
ernment," which is just now the cardi
nal teat ure, the corner-stone, the only
essential and fundamental principle,
of the Demoeratio faith us held by the
J 'emocrats ot the Southern States.
"We arc inclined to think, there
fore, that if tho Democrats were to
make Mr. Chase their candidate, fee
i democrats, uoiu iSorth and South,
wouiii vote tor urant, where one Re
publican, black or white, in either see
lion would vote for Chase."
e think the Time hero underrates
tho perfection of the Demoeratio dis
cipline. Abstractly, one would sav
that nothing could bo more dillictift
than to induce the Irish and Dutch of
Cincinnati to vote for Gen. Sam. Cary
an avowed Republican, "a Maine
law fanatic," ivo, iVc; but Wash. Mc
Lean held ii) his linger nnd said,
"Vote for Cary!" and they all went it.
If Judge Chase shall be nominated
in Tammany Hall, 4th of July next,
there will next morning bo nt least
one million Democrats swearing that
they won't touch him with a ten-foot
pole. A week later, these will bo re
duced to half a million; in a month.
to one hundred thousand: and these.
by Election day, will have dwindled
to a point invisiblo to the naked eye.
Ti:.i..'t i.... tr l-.i .1 i .
'iuu t jk.ii. uums protest, in inc last
Democratic National Convention, that
his fellow rebels in Maryland would
never vote for McClellan? let look
at the solid and heavy vote for him of
diaries, l'rincc Ueorgc s. St. Mary s.
and all the pro-Rebel counties !
We concur with the Times to this
extent that it is now too late to beat
Grant and Colfax with Chase and
Hancock, Chase and Dix, or anv oth
er ticket. Wo think a majority of the
voters have made up their minds to
have Gen. Grant in the White House
next March. If, then, the world is
suro to bo burned up beforo 1872, the
Times' calculation is a sound one.
But, assuming that the general con
flagration may be mercifully postponed.
the Times takes too narrow a view
of the situation. If you arc doomed
to be beaten in a race, there is still a
choice between running it on a4lcad
horse and a live one. , The Wlfig par
ty was beaten on Henry Clay in 1844;
but it was stronger a month after than
a month before that defeat carried
the next Houso of Representatives,
and elected the next President. It
was beaten again on Gen. Scott in
1852, and had hardly strength enough
to kick ever afterward.
If the Demoeratio party shall now
be beaten on a . Chauncey Burr and
Clay Dean Copperhead platform, It is
beaten to stay. Repudiation crushes
it in the North; Kegro proscription
and degradation iorbids it to rise in
tho South,' It fixes itself on tho for
lorn position of the Tories of tho Rev-,
olution the Federalists after the War
of 1812. And perhaps this is better
for , the country, as it certainly is the
more probable solution. . A- locomo
tive at full speed generallyclings to
th till t goes to tj)c dogs.
ZVlttKW! '
tiK.t.Vr AMD COLFAX.
Their Letter Areentlnir Their Xnnilnn
Ion hikI Knilumliuc the I'lallorin.ol Hie
inicuKO loutrntion.
Washi.votok, Juno 1. Tho fol
lowing is General Grant's reply to the
nomination of the Chicago Conven
tion.
Wash i xoto n, D. C, May 20, '08.
(rt'ii. Joseph II. Jhwleu. President
National Cnion llejmbliean Cunven
tion.
In formally acceptiiifr the nomiua
tion of the National Union Republican
Convention of the 21st of May, inst.,
it seems proper that some statement oi
my views, beyond the mere acceptance
oi the nomination, should be expressed
The proceedings of the convention were
marked with wisdom, moderation and
patriotism, and I believe express the
feelings of the great mass of those who
sustained the country through its trial
I endorse their resolutions. Jf elected
to tho olliceof President of tho United
States, it will bo my endeavor to ad
minister all the laws in good faith
with economy and with tho view of
giving peace, quiet nnd protection
everywhere. In times like the present
it is impossible, or at least eminently
improper, to lay down a policy to be
aniiereil to right or wrong through an
administration of four years. Nv
political issues, not foreseen, are con
stantly arising, The views of the
pubho on old ones are constantly
..i . . i i ... . . J
eiiaiijriiio- ana a purely administrative
ollicer should always "bo left free to
execute tho will of. the people. I
always have respected that will, and
ilways shall. Peace and universal
prosperity, its sequence, with econemy
of administration, will lighten the
burden of taxation, whilo it constantly
reduces the public debt. Let us have
peace.
Mith great respect, your obedient
servant. . U.S. Grant.
ItKPLV 01' MU. COLFAX.
Following is the reply of Speaker
Colliix to tho Committee announcing
his nomination by the Chicago Convention:
Wasiiixgtox, D. C, May 30, 18G8,
Hon. J. J. J fan-ley, President of the
National Union Jiepubliean Conven
tion
Dear Sin: The platform adopted
by the patriotic Convention over which
you presided, and the resolutions which
so happily supplement it, so entirely
agree Willi my views as to a inst nation
:il policy that my thanks are duo to the
delegates as much for this clear and
auspicious declaration of principles as
lor the nomination with which I have
been honored, and which I gratefully
accept. hen a great rebellion which
mpurillcd the national existence was
at fast overthrown, tho duty of all
others devolving on those entrusted
with the responsibilities of legislation.
evidently was to requirethat the revolt
en mates snoiiui uo rc-numitteu in
the participation of the Government
against which they had erred only on
such a basis as to i ncrcaso and fortify,
not to weaken nnd endanger, the
strength and power oi tho nationi
Certainly no one ought to have claim
ed that they should be re-ndmitted
uiuier Hiicn ruic, mat their organiza
tion as States could ever again bo used
is at tho opening of the war, to defy
the national authority or to destroy the
national unity. This principle has
been tho polo star of those who have
inflexibly insisted on tho Congressional
policy your Convention so cordially
endorsed. Baffled by Executive oppo
sition anil oy persistent rclusal (
accept any plan of reconstruction
prollered by Congress, justice and
public safety nt last combined to toacli
us. that only by an enlargement of
suH'ragc in those States could the de
sired end bo attained, and that it was
even more safo to give tho ballot to
those who loved the Union than to those
who had sought ineffectually to destroy
it. The assured success of this legis
lation is being written on the adamant
of history and will be our triumphant
vindication, nioro cieariy, too. than
ever before docs tho nation now recog
nize that the greatest glory of a repub
lic is that if throws the shield of its
protection over the humblest nnd
weakest of its people and vindicates
the rights of the poor and the powerless
as faithfully as those -of the rich and
the powerful. . I rejoice, too, in this
connection, to find in your platform
too iraniv anu ieaness avowal that
naturalized citizens must be protected
abroad at every hazard as though they
were native born. Our whole people
are foreigners, ordescofidantsof foreign
ers. Our fathers established by arms
their right to bo called a nation. It
remains for us to establish the right
and welcome to our shores all who arc
willing by oaths of allegiance to become
American citizens. , Perpetual alle
giance, as claimed abroad, is only
another name -for perpetual bondage,
and would make all slaves to the. soil
where first they saw the light. Our
national cemeteries' prove hdw fuith
fully these oaths of fidelity to' the
adopted land have been sealed iii the
life-blood of thousands upon thousands.
Should wo not then be faithless to the
dead if wo did not protect their living
brethren in the full enjoyment of that
nationality for which side by bide with
the native born, our soldiers of foreign
birth laid dowu their lives,' It was
fitting, too, that the representatives of
a party which had proved so true to
national duty in time of war, should
speak so clearly in time of peace for
the maintenance, untarnished, of the
national honor, natioual credit and
good faith as regards its debt,
the cost ot our national existence
I do not need to extend this reply
by further comment on a platform
winch lias elicited such Jiearty appro
val ttirougiioiit me land, the de
of gratitudo it acknowledges to tl:
brave men who saved the Union from
destruction, tho frank approval of am
nesty based on repentance and loyalty
the demand tor the nirt rigid econo
my and honesty in the government,
the sympathy of the party of liberty
with nil throughout the world who
long for the liberty we here enjoy, and
the recognition ot tho sublime prinei
pies of the Declaration of Indcpeu
deuce are worthy of the organization
on whose banners they are to lie writ
ten in the coming contest. Its past
record cannot lie blotted out or for
gotten. If there had been no Repub
fienn party, slavery would to-day east
its banelul shadow over tho Republic,
It there had been no Republican party,
a free press and free speech would be
as unknown from the Potomac to the
liio Grand, as ten years ago. If the
Republican party could have been
stricken from existence when the ban
ner of Rebellion was unfurled, nnd
when the response ot "no coercion
was heard nt the North, we woul
have litul no nation to-day. But for
the Republican party daring to risk
the odium of tax aud draft laws, our
nag could not have been kept flying
in the field until the long hoped for
victory came. V lthout a Republican
party, tho Civil Rights bill, the gimr
an tee of equality under tho law. to the
ueieneeiess ns well as to the strong,
would not be to-day upon our national
statute book. With such inspiration
irom tuc past, and Jollowing the ex
ample of the founders of the Republic.
who called the victorious General of
tho revolution to preside over the land
his triumphs had saved from its ene
mies, 1 cannot doubt that our labors
will be crowned with success, and it
win be a success, that shall firing re
stored hope, confidence, prosperity iiik
progress, South as well as North, West
as well ns East, and above all, the
blessings under Providence of national
concord nnd peace.
Very truly, yours,
Schuyler Colfax.
NO. 60.
.Asny.
Tho Iiiiipni'hiiient Fiiitnre The Feeling
i. ..init nuiive-,t jf rcuni null .no,
nil iii'iice. ion.
ry nine
the 22d
Washington 1 . (:., May 1G 'G8
The happiest hours i hev enjoyed for
years passed over inc last lute. J ho
failyoor to impeach, filled mo with joy
iiiexprcssiuie.
Thank Deviii ! Ilallcloogy! Ef
I wuz David I shood restring my harp
et 1 wuz jMinani 1 shood order a fresl
timbrel, ef I wuz Ilerodias I shood
dance nforo the King ! For wo hev
pervailcd. Our shepard boy hcz met
tins Uoliath uv radicalism, and with
wepms wicli ho took from his pouc
hez konkcred him. This rapsedy hcz
reicrcnco to impeachment exeloosiye-
ly.
When the vofo wuz announced thor
wuz tho wildest cnthoosiasm manifest
ed. Tho streets wuz immejitly filled
with tho faithful. Baltimore and
the cities further South bed vomitid
all over Washinton. Mr. Cobb, no
longer in tecrs, hed returned, the
pardon-brokers, whisky spekilater.
and thoso who lied lied difficulties with
with courts on nkkount uv irrcg-
ilarities in tho currency thev mani-
fiictured, wuz all here, and joyful
Conf'cdrit Captains, Kernels and Brig
adiers forgot their respective ranks
and embraced each other in tho public
streets, the gray coats wich bed seen
scrvis nt An tectum and Harper s 1 er-
ry maiio tncir appearance agin, the
drinkin sloons filled up ez ef by mag
ic, in fact, the scccn reminded me ve-
miich uv tho revival uv the coz on
1 uv Fcbrooary. 18G8.
tn inc n into House there wuz the
most terrific exhilcrashun. The Presi
dent sat smilin serenely. Sekrctnrv
Welles (blcssins on his frosty pow)
wuz ez lively cz the Dunderburg.and
Patterson wuz formal. Tho room
wuz crowded with persons rger to
congratoolato the President on his suc
cess, and every minit congratulatory
despatches fz bcin receeved from
all parts uv the country nv wich the
louenii is samples:
r Noo York, 19th.
We hev renood hone. The country
is safe. Wo are redekoratin our club
room. Portrates uvFcsscnden. Chase
and Trumbull now adorn our walls
between thoso uv Fcrnandy Wud,
Bookannan nnd Pccrse. Tho city is
ubilaut. Halo to tho noble eight.
Concord. W. H.. inih.
The Dimocrisy ofNoo Ilampshcer
send grcctin to Noo Hanipsheer's no
blest son, Salmon P. Chase. "We for
give and welcome him.
"F. Peeike.
.'. Noo Or.LEAXs, 19th.
The city is ablaze with cnllnminsm.
My old poleoce is now narradeu the
streets, a cheerin for Chaso, Fesseuden
and Trumbull.' Ez I write they are
giviu nino cheers ' and a ticnr cz
they past tho spot nf wich Dostic wuz
shot. Judge Abell desires nm to add
his wngratulashuns, -, ; ' . . :
ti i '!. -. i ,i MosnoE ex-Mayor. :
f i - Peohy, 111., 19th.
! Hie Circle which ho a iiitnrest. in
the hsndlin uv ardent spirits at this
dace congratulates the- President on
lis triuoiphover his iaml!ouri
Ther confidence in the integrity of the
Senit wu not misplaced. They con
sider tho money they contributed to
bring about this result well spent,
and will promptly honor any draft
made upon cm for means to carry His
Eggslency safo through the renminbi
ten articles. By order of tho Circle.
The President promptly anscrd this
telegram statin that no more money
wuz needed to bo yoosetl for Impeach
ment purposes, ez the contract with
Senators kivcred the entire eleven or-
ticies.
There were others from Morrissey,
yallandingham and others, all hreetfi
in the same sperit uv thaiikfulnes for
the result, and all acknowlcdffin in
debtedness to tho noble Roptiblikins
! 1111 ... . .... 1
wicn neu orot it about. These como
from my old Kentucky home :
TT-ll-l TH1 1 .
jiatieioojy i in jiev my niggers
agin: limine iievm 1 My son Josier
is even now finding out their wher
abouts. The Lord ha praised ! IIov
already subjoogated three uv em.
Selah! Bells is ringin end bonfires is
hlazin. Pooiiam.
The Corners congratulates yoo 9ud
tho President. I commence work to
morrer on the enlargement uv my dys
tillery, wich wuz suspended when
the impeachment iiiipleasautnis wuz
beguu. All hale! McPuelter.
Hale! nil hale! Amid the gen
eral rejoicin, can't yoo borrer enufT
to pay the bill yoo owe mo? The
Corners is blazin. Two niggers hev
bin hung on tho public squaro, and
Pollok's storo is in a state uv seiure.
The boys are bound to clean him out
tins time sure. Bascom.
Curiers jist in from toards Garrets-
town". Within ten minits after the
news reached em the nigger settlement
wuz in a blaze anil the two Burrow
teachers there wuz reported missin,
Glowry enough for Kentucky.
"Whv'scdlto Randall, who sat
moody and alone, "don't yoo and tho
I'resulent share in the general exiler
ntion ? He doesn't seem to bo the
least excited. ;i
"Why shood wo .retorted he." "doth
tho shcpimrd go into spasms over the
sheep lie hez sale m his lold? The
fact is, our eggscitin time wuz several
weeks ago, while we wuz a bvin uv
cm, aud arrangiu for this. The Black
Crook is rather sfartlin to the behold
cr front, but to tho managers who con
traeted tor tho legs at so much a pair
and arranged tho tabid, it niu't so
startlin." , i
-lninKsc tnou tno new nrogrnme
II i. . . a
win result ez tho President hopes '!"
Jio the new party can t succeed, no
more man our last venchor did. It
am t made nn uv tho rite material
lucres more intelleek than sola in it
more bowels than heart. . Diets s
Chase, Fesseuden and , Trumbull nnd
Grimes. Chase hez ambition. Grimes
bate, and l rum mi II ana Fessondcn
J ispepsy making theiiigregenciesintho
new organizashun half ambishun and
fate and half and half dyspepsia. Nev
er trustc a mail whose stumick is out
u v order take no stock in him whose
bowels is unsound. Intcllck is noth-
heai't is notion, onless thcro's
stumick under them on wich to build.
Chase hez no consluinse Trumbull and
Fcssendcn no gastric jooso. Sick men
alluz fail. Still I'm glad the thing's
... " t
occurred. . . . . .
"Efit amounts to nothin. why
glad?" :' -
"Becoz it lets Johnson and me out.
When Arnold went back on his coun
trymen, his countrymen forgot Joodis
iskariot ; when Aron Burr ariz they
to wunst forgot Arnold : Peerce drove
Burr out uv tho public mind : Boo-
chanan made cm forget Pierce, John
son made em tergot liookannon, and
irumbull nnd (Jhasa will make em
forget Johnson and me. Thats what
I'm drivin at. Under the storml shell
lccve my quiet Wisconsin homo and
live in pecce. for beside those kfier
cusses I shell loom up into compari
tive respectability. Good nitc. All
is well. i ! ... , .
At a late hour I retired to my vur-
chus couch, and fallen Into tho decn
sleep wich only visits the pillcrs uv
them whoso conshences aint bothered
much, uv whom I am wich.' cz my
conshencc sheds conviction nv wrath
to come cz a duck docs spring rain, I
rccmcu a most curis orcein.
i r t t .i T .
luemawi uie rresiuenshel course
wuz reel and trnly a race course, and
the candidates had to run that course,
tho winner ov tho race tu be glorified.
iU one end uv the track wuz a weigh
in -stand and at the other wuz the
White House. The runners wnz to
carry the candidate for Vise President
and sich other weights cz their backers
shood put onto em. runt ;
The Republicans hed Grant on the
ground promptly and ready for , the
race, lie cum up splendid. -He wuz
not so mighty immense, but he wuz
cleun-limhed, decently developt all
over and showd first rate in the back
and loins. His trainers pulled off his
shoulders a few little dead weights
wich sum uv his injoodislms backers
bed cliuctonto him, eposin ho cud cur
ry every thing. Wado iTaultcd onto
his shoulders and he wuz reddy. ' i ,
Our people hed sum difiktdty in so
lectin a man to run agin , him. Pen
dlcton wuz trotted out but by Belmont
pcrnounccd Unfit i1 McClellan next,
but Vorbees objictid. Finally Chase
wuz selected til run the appintcd race.
aud he ' wuz ; brod . tu i the " weighin
stand. : Tu the nakid eye be wnz a
splendid speoirain, and he came ap tu
stand so gailiant that notwithstanding
he carried in his liarx. silver jncher
wich the niggers .nWcCineinfttu give
him for defendin a foojitive from ken-
tuky, our people cheered him vocifer
ous. Tall, strong muskerler lookin,
in good flesh, decn clieslixl hrnnd.
shooldered, strong bnct, he wua ez
periect a specimen ez 1 evor beheld and
all felt confident that ho wood, hev no
trouble in beatin his opponent out nv
site He eamo up to his stand gorge
.ous, accompanied by Trumbull, Fes
seuden, Grimes Johnson and sich, who
hod him in tow.
A it..ii t
vine pun y uiiuiHivgum, reerse,
V orhees, Morrisy and Wud, who hed
chargo uv our arrangements, tuk him
in hnnd , "We must prepare our man,"
sed they.
"Takeoff this nblishun coat," sed
Vorhees.
"And this imparsha! suffrage vest,"
sed Morrisy, "the nigger hezn't the
moral qiialifieashuns fer tho ballot.'
"And this, free soil shirt," sed Wud.
"And thet nnti-foojitivo slavo law
wig," sed Vorhees.
"A nd cm ekal justis shoulder-braces."
sed Peerse:
"And them hiinnntarian pants,"
shreoked Wud.
"We cant abide nono of these
things," yelled the crowd. "Pole!
pole! All uv these voo trot frmn tlm
abfishunists, free soilera nn Rcpubli-
kins. Wo 11 nono uv em."
The silver nieher he carried in his
hand they trampled into tho mud. and
one by one the obnoxious garments
wuz pulled ofl lrom him. HeviiisVwnt
a change. Ez they wuz removed he
shrunk. When tho coat wuz taken
offhewuzn't so broad and massive:
when the vest wuz gflno lie wuz posi
tively flat chested; when tho shoulder
braces wuz removed he becomo hump
backed; nnd when the i pants wnz
snaked off he stood afiire us tho merest
skeleton I ever beheld a weak, shale v
wheezin skeleton." Our folks looked
disappointed, but it wuz too late tu
change. A Jooso two-sided wrnnter
was thrown over him, Governor Eng
lish climed onto bis shoulders, Val
hindygum jumped into ope pocket and
Fernandy Wud into tho-tother, the
orass uanu tooted, the crowd yelled,
he made ono convulsive start, but iu
vain. The stifl'nin wuz all- out of him.
in- i. i , .
IftlllL IVI'I'K K IIIH'M rniVD It'fltP Ilia
, ,,TV. , ,,,, , , ,Jn
back doubled up nnd he came to the
ground every bono in him rattlin cz
ho loll, whilo Grant made tho race se
rein 1.
"My God," sed Morrisy, lukin nt
the poor wretch, "what ho got from
the ablishunists wnz all ther wuz uv
him after all."
At this pint I wuz n wakened and
wuz saddened. There's whero our
trouble lies. We hev to strip these
iciiuws nen nicy cum tuns uv all
that gives em nnv strength. Plioco
without Jus nblishunism can't get a
ablishun vote, nnd tho Dimocrisy will
vote for ther own men in preference.
Names aint worth a d n nnv mn
and men without principles nint
uv tho slightest nkkount. And that's
what's the matter with Dimocrisv.
'.Terms of A.Axfrtutnfg
AS! -
... JOBWOBU. ,
AnvtRTMBMF.lcT!rirteUtSl 8pei"(iafV
for three Inm-rtlonn, or less, nrt o renin pef
quore for each additional insertion (ten line
or lev oftiiin tvpo counted a Miunrtt), All trim-'
nil-lit advert lneinenU to be palil lor In atlvanoe.
IIiwinkss NoncKs set umlcr tho lirml of local
news will be c-lmrge4 iiivuriublf 10 cculua Uutf
lor earli liiHOTtion.
A liboml Jt-iliictlnn mnrlc to pprsoiidnilvertlB
ltilt by the quurtor, luilf-jenr or yeur. Hpeclal
noli charged one-luilf wore than regular aU
v-rtlementi. ' .
Jon IMtiNTtNoofoTPrrtklnil in Plain unrl Fan
cy colifra; llmul-Mllx, lllnnlca, Ciinln Puniphlet
Ac,, of every variety and style, printed at th
ahortint notice. Tho ItKPI'HMrAN (Wirs linn
Jnat bueuro-lltted, and everything In the Print,
lnil line ran he executed In the wont arUatlor
inunneraiul at tho lowent rotes.
Toledo Mule.
PivTnoi.KUAt V. Xasby, P. M. ,
(Wich is Postmaster.)
A U'EATIOX A.VtWEKF.D.
Somebody inquires why. when Eve
who iiiaiiuiaciureu irom a snare rib. n
servant wasn't made at tho same time
to wait on her. Somebody else a
woman, wo imagine replies in the
following strain: "J5ecau.sc Adam never
came whining to Evo with a hwo1
stocking to be darned, collar strings to
be sewed on, or a glove to mend 'right
away, quick, now !' J5ocauso ho never
read the newspaper until tho sun got
uuwn uL-iiinu tno paim trees, and he
niix-ujiiing our, yawned out, 'Ain't sup-
iiouv, my ucart xot lie.
He made the fire and hunc the kciilc
over it himself, we'll venture; and
pulled the radishes, neeled thn nnfafnmi
and did everything elso ho ought to
do. IIc milked thecows, fed thechick
ens, and looked after the pigs himself,
and never brought home a half dozen
friends to dinner when Evo hadn't any
fresh pflmegranatcs. Tho mango sea
son was over. Ho never staid rmf. in
ward meetings, hurrahing for on out-
an-ont candidate, and then scolding
"cuius.) i,oor x,ve was sitting up and
.iiig iiisiuu mo gates, lie never
played billiards, rolled ten nins. nnd
drove fast horses, nor choked with ci
gar smoke. Ho never loafed around
corner groceries while Eve was rocking
....u uaiu a i-ruuie at noine,
In. short, he didn't think she was
especially created for tho purpose of
waiting on him, and wasn't under the
im nression that it disgraced a man to
lighten a wife's cares a little. That's
the reason that Eve did not need a
hired girl, and with it was the reasons
that her fair descendants did. ' " -
There is a young Prussian violinist
who executes difficult compositions
without arms, of which members the
artist is utterly deprived by nature,
119 places his violin on a stoof before
him, takes the now between the toes
of his left foot, and presses tbp strings
with the toes of his right.1'. He, has
given several concerts at Berlin and
Leipsic, and ' is'sooii to perform .in
Phrk'"-' ' ' ' .
i inir ! m m m 1 ' -
J . GoodSes of hcarf Is tnan best
treasure, his brightest honor, and wis
est aoouisitiom It is a ray of divbity
that dignifies humanity, attracts ad
miration; and assimilates hua toi'bis
Creator, bat, fck pttn gok ii JJaUtJ:
to be couuterfeited.
tiik riiTCEvrn president.
We anuounee this morning the death
of a distinguished citizen and a na
tive of Pennsylvania James Br
CHANA.v, who was tho X Vth Presi
dent of the United States, born in
Franklin county. Anril 22d. 1791.
died Juno 1st, at his residence near
Lancaster. He bad been for somtf
months an invalid, but, latterly, hoped
that ho might regain as much health
as is naturally permitted to soventy
seven years of ago. These hones were
not realized he experienced a re
lapse, sank rapidly and passed away
at an early hour yesterday morning,
retaining couciousness to almost his la
test moments.
The deceased was during a long
and conspicuous career actively nnd
influeiitiaily identified with the polit
ical events nnd thciniblio interests of
his Stato and of tho nation. Called to
tho bar in his 22d year' he speedily
acquired reputation, and in his 24th
year entered upon public life ns rt
member of the State Legislature, In
1820 ho was chosen a representative in
Congress, remaining therein ten years.
In 1 831 , he was sent by President Jack-.
son as Minister to Rus ia, andjnegotia-'.'
ted nn important commercial trcfaty,
with that power. In 1833, rctnrning
home, he was elected to the United '
States Senate, serving twelvo venrs. '
In 1815 he became Secretary, of Stato '
under Mr. Polk, and negotiated a set
tlement of tho Oregon boundary ques
tion, having aided iu its consummation,
by tho advice of tho Senato. Retiring '
from the Cabinet In 1819 ho remained '
in private life until appointed by Presi-
dent Pioree iu 18G3 Alinister to Eng- ,
land, in which capacity his participa- ,
tion in the celebrated Ostend Confer
enco meeting of our Ministers at En- '
ropean Courts to discuss tho propriety '
of tho proposed acquisition of Cuba, i
was tho most prominent ovont of,
his mission. Returning home rin
1850, he was selected as the Democrat-
ic candidate for the Presidency. His '
election, tho four years of his admin-
istration and his retirement at its end )
from publio life, aro matters familiar ,
ly in tho memory of our renders,
A Federalist in the outset of his pc J
litical career, ho btecamo n Democrat
of the strictest sect, nnd livetl long
enough to witness- the completo final ,
triumph of tho Federalism which ho ;
had laborqjl for fifty years to oyer- '
throw. Moro consistent iu other re
spects, ho survived to behold the abso-
lute nnd peqictnal extinguishment of J
the institution' of slavery which ha .
had from thg earliest years defended .
as an essential element in our oolltica!
privileges enjoyed ..by tho Southern'
States, and ns uniformly,' and with'-
even moro ability and zeal, an orrpo-r
ncnt of the Northern agitation of the ,
high question of Liberty for all menr
ho looked out from tho retirement of
age to' behold the sectionalism which"
ho had denounced at the North, array- .
ing itself at the South in arms againstH
the Union, and nt last conquered into
obedience, its special privileges ob it-
orated, and that Northern ngitation,
which ho had deplored ripening into
tho Constitutional mastery of the des-'
tinlcs of the Repnblic. Entering ur-4
on tho Chief Magistracy in 1857, at rf
period of more than ordinary political
repose Kansas furnishing the nJy
1 l' . e i , ' .J J
veAu quusiiuns vi our pontics uo
found tho country quiet, prosperous"
and ns firmly united as the essential-
contradictions then embodied in if-!
Constitution could admit. He retired I
at tho end of four years after from at
great trust which he had so- adminis
tered as to bring the Republic: to tho '
utmost verge of a fatal ruin. As
politician and statesman he had, in all
her public career, aimed at the pacifi
cation of sectional questions in our do- 'm
mestic polit:"s,nnd he lived to witness
under his own Executive administra--tion,
the inevitable culmination of that
policy which he had denounced, in tho
most sanguinary and critical rebellion !
ever known to a civilized people. And 1
the pacification whidh he had desired -
cimc at lost, not as the fruits of Iris-,
policy, but in spite of it, the naturally
matured and victorious issue of tho
Gon-given instincts of a free people-.''
Charged Ly his country with foreign
trust, he Vvas moderately successful.
and a fortunate diplomist rather than?
intervals of such employments abroad
his career of nearly fifty years in our-
domestic politics, however, It may havo
seemed at times to be marked by tern-'
porary partizan triumphs, will be re-
corded in the history of the Republig '
a.s a career of mistakes, and of fail-,
arcs, crowned finally by the most fatal ?
proof of his incapability to com pre-
bend and be faithful to tho dominant
spirit of our constitutions. How fatal
thoso proofs wero near to bocoraing,
mil. iinlv tn Ills roniitjitlun na a f'Ulf
- H
Magr-jtratc, but to the national honor,
w the life of the Union, to th4 con-
tinned existence of the Republic itself
we do not deem it needful to specify J
now, .TJie faults of that system of por
liticol, jueas of jWhioh Mr. Buchanan. .
was'pcculiarly an exponent have heeu
atoned for at a Jearfnl cost of blood!4
and suffering"""" " " "
Wrf have spoken tifW Mr". BticlmiMti
a-inpnbliti hianl .' There is little etsot
I... :.i . t .. . . .
v,uvmmm ui inia. iiiying single, :b,j
lyP Q family behind hiniw and it ia,,
only, as. a public, man. awl bv tlinhla.
torian that his memory win d preBeW-
ed. FiM. Oaieftu. ' '.' ii;u l .uH
"Ttib Mlssiislpnr efectibtt li."KSE
ixed for JJJBefflrI,orc6nifbu freiirf
iy to aay until completed."