84-Lancaster Farming, Saturday, March 8,2003 On Being a Farm Wife (and other hazard Joyce Bupp Ice and snow. More ice and snow. Even more ice and snow. After two years of pleas for rain, so we are thankful; yes, remember, we are thankful for moisture levels improved by rain and snow. Now, having worked hard this winter battling the weather stuff, we are now all due a good laugh. So here’s one for you. Spring fashions are out. Know what looks to be popular this year? Miniskirts. And, among other things, apparently, garb with a “peasant” look. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Give us a break. As if it wasn’t bad enough, spotting swimsuits at a local retailer while we were still shoveling off heavy, frozen residue of the great Presidents’ Day blizzard. Then, to flip open an advertising flier last week and eyeball a salmon-orange peasant dress was the fashion equivalent of a really bad “groaner” joke. Just for information’s sake, I grabbed a paperback copy of the “Collegiate Dictionary” from the shelf and paged to “peasant.” The first description was “coun tryman.” Well, guess what. We’re about as “countryman” as you get. Decorate your world with a BERNINA H Deco 650 and... Free sewing classes available. Embroidery cards to fit Deco, Simplicity, Brother & Babylook Machines Danners Bernina Shoppe 600 Beck Mill Rd. Hanover, PA 17331 717-637-4685 Hoovers Bernina Sew RRI Box 227 Mifflinburg, PA 17844 570-966-3822 Sandy Ridge Furniture 130 High St. Bellefont, PA 16823 814-353-0660 And ... we don’t wear peasant dresses. Nor do we wear mini skirts. We’d catch our death of pneumonia from the draft in this old house with its built-in fresh air flow. For all those fashion folks out there in designerland, let me brief you on what we “peasants” do wear: as much as possible, in this fading (hopefully) Siberian win ter with its Mt. Washington levels of snowfall. What is stylish around “coun tryman” land right now are insu lated coveralls. Found in classic shades of denim blue, outback brown, or hunter-glow orange. Thermal, hooded sweatshirts and vests are also popular choices, with colors ranging from black to navy to shades of gray. Once lay ered with coats of manure, ma chine oil and liberal flecks of total mixed ration feed, color is irrelevant, anyway. Of course, the above must be accessorized by heavy work gloves, again in varying shades. Most popular at this particular “peasant” establishment are those thick, fuzzy gold-colored work gloves. If you can tell the color under the stains of shop grease. Sew with the Ift My personal favorite hand gear is a pair of thick, fuzzy, pink gloves, perfect for after-dark dog walking in subfreezing tempera tures. For more mundane daily chores, like heifer feeding and moving hay bales, heavy cotton ones are more practical and dry faster after getting damp. A hat, of course, is mandatory. Some of us go for the wooly, ski type hats we can pull down over our heads and ears until only our eyes are visible. More rugged types sport winter-weight “farm er” caps, though how they can stand to have their ears exposed to the weather wearing those is beyond me. Not all of us go for coveralls because of their bulkiness. Some of us just go for layers of vests piled over sweatshirts piled over sweaters piled over thermals. Which is why it takes 10 minutes to dress to go out to do bam chores. And 10 minutes to peel off the layers after we’re finished and hang them up to dry. And 10 more minutes to sweep up all the hay dirt and straw bits and saw dust that fell out of all the pock ets during the layer peeling. We long ago decided that “fashion” is just another name for spending money. And, what’s “in” and what’s “out” in fashion can change as quickly as the March weather. Which is why we “peasant” types around here stick with rugged, practical gear. And, whenever possible, pur chased at our favorite sales estab lishments: The Salvation Army and Goodwill. BERNINA S Activa 125 mmv-. ! Hinkletown Sewing Machine Shop 232 Wanner Rd. Ephrata, PA 17522 717-354-0204 Purrfect Stitches 195 Doysher Rd. Kutztown, PA 19530 610-683-0266 Stitch & Craft 2597 Lebanon Rd. Manheim, PA 17545 717-664-4230 A great combination at attractive prices now thru tMUM KMM Activa 125 4 4-H Awareness Week To Celebrate 4-H Programs WEST CHESTER (Chester Co.) Across Pennsylvania, 4-H will celebrate Pennsylvania 4-H Awareness Week 2003, Sunday, March 16 through Saturday, March 22. Pennsylvania 4-H Awareness Week, celebrated an nually, provides recognition to the 125,000 youth involved in Pennsylvania 4-H programs. 4-H gives youth age 8-18 the opportunity to explore new things ... from rocketry, commu nity leadership, livestock, horti culture, sewing, horsemanship, computer, and internet pro grams. There are more than 150 projects available to choose from, researched based and developed to respond to youth and commu nity educational needs. 4-H America’s movement equipped for the future by a cen tury of service. In 2002, the 4-H movement celebrated its centen nial as America’s premier youth development organization. Re flecting in its historic vision, 4-H Child Care Directors Workshop LEESPORT (Berks Co.) “Hot Topics for Center Direc tors” is the title of the workshop being presented by Penn State Cooperative Extension. All direc tors and supervisors can partici pate in the workshop from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Thursday, March 20, at the Berks County Agricultural Center, 1238 County Welfare Road, in Leesport. Sue Giachero, Penn State Co operative Extension family living agent in Berks County, says “This workshop will provide val uable information on recruiting March 15, 2003 Deco 650 j •«.«■’ Hi •'• > "' Nothing Sews Like A Bernina. Nothing. BERNINA'S hopes to commemorate this cen tennial initiative through conver sations that brought together our nation’s youth, youth leaders, and communities. In Chester County, the week will include the Chester County 4-H Community Flower Show coordinated by Penn State Coop erative Extension and The Chest er County Master Gardeners. The theme for the 4-H Commu nity Flower show is “New Direc tions and New Beginnings.” The flower show exhibits can be view ed in the Chester County Gov ernment Services Center in the lobby and on the third floor dur ing Pennsylvania Awareness week. Also, throughout the coun ty, different locations will exhibit our window display contest. For more information on the Chester County 4-H program or to volunteer call the extension of fice at (610) 696-3500. and training new staff and on se lecting training for all center staff.” Participants can receive two Department of Public Welfare training credits for participating in the workshop. Continuing Ed ucation Credits (CEUs) are also available. For more information on the program, support materials, and other services from “Better Kid Care Program,” call Sue Giache ro at (610) 378-1327. Visit the Better Kid Care Website at www.betterkidcare.psu.edu. *549.00 *490.00 ♦* * 1 # • « m m $ t s Activa 125