84-Lancaster Fanning, Saturday, August 25, 2001 On Being a Farm Wife (and other hazard: Joyce Bupp Well, this is a vine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into. “Gee, string bean volunteers, how neat,” was my reaction to the plants at first glance. Carefully, I began threading tips of the slender, fragile vines with their heart-shaped leaves on grass stalks and weed stems, aim ing them up toward the lowest rung of the split-rail fence. Any thing cultivated on this bank near the dairy bam must tolerate daily dustings from sawdust being dumped into the bam bed ding cart, cats digging at their roots and the potential of being munched by stray cows or heif ers. That last possibility eliminates lots of botanical possibilities which could cause upsets or worse to the cows’ four stom achs. (Multiply a stomachache times four and use your imagina tion). Two seasons ago, sugar snap peas were the choice. It was a “chancy” attempt, since cows love pea vines and one wan dering, busybody bovine could have wiped out the entire stretch of vines on the fence. Summer turned droughty and sweltering; the sugar snaps withered away. Last year’s attempt had to be something more heat-tolerant. Climbing string beans fit the criteria, and the small row of white seeds popped up almost immediately. Abundant rains sent the vines climbing with pur poseful enthusiasm. The resulting tangle drooped oodles of long, slender beans that were crisp and tasty. We picked beans, ate beans, froze beans, and shared extras. After debating a rerun attempt at that success, a row of cutting sunflowers won out instead. Not only are they drought tolerant and bountiful with bright color and bouquets material, but ma turing flower heads going to seed would attract the beautiful gold finches which perch on the heads and snatch the seeds. Soon after the sunflowers began to send up sturdy stalks, the heart-leaved vines turned up. I guessed that a few of the string bean pods had been missed in picking, and gone to seed among the thick tangle of jungle-like growth. Lucky for us, that would mean delicious pole beans for a bonus, second season, with no extra effort. Except one recent morning, I noticed that the bean vines bore stunning, deep-purple morning glories blossoms. Closer inspec tion showed that another vine nearby displayed a number of similar blooms in a bright pink. In a major memory lapse (imagine that), I had forgotten the dozen or so morning glory seedlings planted weeks before at intervals under the fence. Be cause they resembled last year’s beans, my jump to conclusion had been a leap in the wrong di rection. Since a planting of bush string beans in the garden has already given us plenty, and a second batch is setting buds, the fenceful of colorful early morning blooms a bunch‘more enjoyable anyway. Some have jumped the fence and are threading their way up through the sunflowers to join the finches while one aerial per former is headed up the electric transformer anchor cable. Despite the dry, choking-hu midity and heat of recent weeks (or maybe because of), a vine mess of other assorted volunteers threatens to overrun us. A random hill of pumpkin seeds on the same steep bank where the morning glories thrive has sent thick vines and broad leaves across a 15 by 15 foot-section of bank and lawn, covering every thing under a thick canopy of scratchy leaves. We can spy at least a dozen fat, yellow, imma ture pumpkins hunkered down under the thick, green cover, a torturing tease to the grandkids who want to start picking pump kins “right now!” Volunteer grape vines thread through hosta plants in the back Melons Are ‘Simply Delicious’ This Year HARRISBURG (Dauphin Co.) The hot, dry weather ex perienced in many parts of the state this year should mean lots of extra sweet “Simply Delicious” Pennsylvania cantaloupes and watermelons this year. Melons prefer warm weather and dry conditions generally produce a sweeter tasting melon. The har vest is well under way and con sumers can enjoy the delicious and juicy flavor of Pennsylvania melons fresh from a local farm ers’ market, roadside market or supermarket. Pennsylvania producers annu ally grow about 1,000 acres of cantaloupes, which ranks the Keystone State as eighth in the production of cantaloupes, plus over 400 acres of watermelons. Many Pennsylvania growers plant their melons in black plas tic mulch to increase soil temper ature and conserve soil moisture, producing a better melon. These tasty and nutritious fruits should be available statewide through September. The fruits Americans call can taloupes should more correctly be called muskmelons. True canta loupes originated in Europe and have a rough, warty surface yard, Virginia creeper inches higher and higher up the east side of our old brick house and gourd stalks entangle themselves into a host of sites. One 12-footer has snaked out of a planter on the front porch and is marching toward the back yard. I’d like to introduce these vig orous vining volunteers to the far worse, thorn-infested, mile-a minute creeping weeds which keep trying to blot out the peren nial border. Trying to pull them is like fighting with a cat. Maybe all these viney volun teers can be trained to go strangle each other and save me the has- while muskmelons have a nettled rind. Muskmelons originated in the Near East and were enjoyed by the ancient Egyptians and Ro mans. The Romans introduced them to Europe and the Spanish brought them to America. Water melons are thought to have origi nated in Africa. Although some consumers have their own standards for choosing cantaloupes, there’s no disputing some basic ripeness in dicators. A good cantaloupe will have no trace of a stem and a pronounced cavity where . the melon was pulled from the vine. These two characteristics indi cate that the cantaloupe was har vested when it was fully mature, which is important because mel ons do not increase their sugar content after they have been har vested. When buying cantaloupes, se lect melons that have a thick net ting and a rich golden color un derneath. They should also have a delicate aroma. A cantaloupe that is still firm can be stored uncut at room temperature to let the flesh become softer and juicer but, as mentioned above, it will not become sweeter. Watermelons should have nei ther a very shiny or very dull How Do You Freeze Beets? For best results, freeze beets that are less than three inches in diameter. Larger beets tend to have an undesirable texture when frozen. Cook beets until tender in the skins. Slip off skins. Slice, cube, or freeze whole. You can freeze on trays and package after they are frozen or place convenient amounts in freezer bags or boxes. Beets are a low acid food and must be pressure canned. If you do not have a pressure canner. rind, but rather a waxy “bloom.” They should be yellowish on the underside not greenish-white. If they have stem, it should be brown and dry, not green. The traditional “thump” test, besides almost being an art, is not partic ularly accurate. Melons can be enjoyed in vari ety of ways at any time of the day. Sliced, cantaloupe makes a delicious breakfast feature. Diced or balled, either cantaloupe or watermelon make a cool and nu tritious addition to lunch or din ner as an appetizer or dessert. Cantaloupe and watermelon mixed with honeydew, blueber ries, peaches and other fruits makes an absolutely wonderful summer fruit salad. Generally, cantaloupe should be served at room temperature or only slightly chilled to enjoy the full flavor while watermelon should be icy cold to get the best flavor. The United States Department of Agriculture, in its Food Pyra mid, recommends two to four servings a day of fruit. Each serv ing of cantaloupe contains only 35 calories and is a good source of vitamins A and C plus potassi um. Watermelon has only 32 cal ories and is also a source of vita mins A and C. you can still can beets if you pre pare pickled beets, which have a much higher acid from the vine gar in the pickling liquid.