84-Lancaster Farming, Saturday, August 19, 2000 On Being a Farm Wife (and other hazards) Joyce Bupp Say it ain’t so, Green ketchup. Green KETCHUP, for crying out ioud! “Did you get your green ketchup yet?,” joked my mom last week, during a quick family lunch on the deck one lovely afternoon last week. We like to think we embrace most new ideas pretty quickly here. Green ketchup (or catsup, or whatever the spelling you’re accustomed to of this tomato based condiment) is the H.J. Heinz food company’s latest in novative condiment creation to hit the supermarket shelves. Or so we’ve read. None of us around here has actually seen any of it yet, so maybe it’s just a marketing idea that was being floated in a sort of consumer trial balloon. Green ketchup isn’t aimed, though, at the taste of adults. This dramatic color change is targeted to kids, consumers who thrive on stuff that looks some what gross to adults. And, green ketchup might cause some react ion of that nature. Not because it looks or tastes or functions any differently, just because we veter an condiment users have this mental image of ketchup as a thick, reddish substance which hangs up in the bottom on the container. Home Dry Dry cleaning products are be coming more and more popular as consumers seek the conven ience and cost savings of doing dry cleaning at home. Now that they have been on the market for awhile, what’s the score? According to Maytag, the pri mary benefit of using these kits is for fresh ening dry-cleaning only garments in home automatic dryers. The kits may remove some stains from garments. Professional dry clean ers have stain removal tools for a wider vari ety of stains. How they work: After a colorfastness test, treat spots with the special stain re moval solution. Once the stain is treated, the garment is ready to be freshened. This is done in a specially designed Thn fotirt TfiMf EXP ', DHrae Tracking Powder* 1 KjJls Rats & Mice i 6 lb. 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Actually, there are also orange tomatoes, and cream-colored to matoes, and if you got to mixing all the potential shades together, you could almost have a rainbow of ketchup colors. If properly packaged like those pens that write a bunch of colors at the same time you could theoreti cally stripe your cheeseburger with a rainbow of ketchup at one swipe. The possibilities are just mind boggling. Cleaning Kits dryer bag and a pre-moistened dryer-activated cloth. More than one garment can be treated. The bag goes into the dryer. The bag protects the garments from heat while releasing moisture from the cloth to freshen the garments. After the end of the recommend ed time, remove garments from But if the sacred cow of red ketchup Has gone by the wayside, why not look at a redo of some other familiar foods. One of the seed catalogs that arrives every winter advertises blue potato seedstock. Together now, let’s visualize the color of potato chips fried from blue po tatoes. Topped with green ketch up, of course. They’d probably turn the same shade of purple as the blue corn tortilla chips you can occasional ly find in the supermarkets. First time I ever saw those was during a camping trip grocery-restock ing stop in an Idaho supermar ket. Our grown-up kids poked fun at me for getting them, but scarfed down the entire bagful! in short order. We’re almost making pigs of ourselves on the fresh sweet com of the season, one of our very fa vorite August foods. Meanwhile, a small planting of Indian corn at the corner of the garden tow ers over my head, planted espe cially for the grandsons. Wouldn’t it be neat to have multi-colored Indian-sweet com to plop on the grill in its husk and munch dripping with butter? That’d definitely get your guests’ attention. You could dazzle your friends with a summertime spread of picnic favorites, hot dogs and hamburgs lathered with green ketchup, red-speckled-and striped corn-on-the-cob, purple potato chips, and for dessert, slices of crispy-sweet yellow wa termelon (which we are harvest ing and eating as we speak). All served up beside the spar kling waters of your pink swim ming pool. Bon appetite. Do They Work? the bag and hang immediately. Pitfalls: If crisp creases in pants, skirts, or shirts are impor tant, home dry cleaning is not a good alternative. Some fabrics such as silk or rayon can develop water rings when used with the home dry cleaning kits. (These rings can be re- Dry Tomatoes? According to Martha Filipic of Ohio extension, you can dry gar den tomatoes. The best tomatoes to use are the meaty type, such as Roma tomatoes. From 14 pounds of fresh tomatoes, you can expect to end up with about a half pound of dried tomatoes, or 2.5 to 3 pints. Use fully ripe tomatoes, and cut away any bruised spots be fore beginning the process. As with any vegetable, picking a tomato off the vine activates certain enzymes that causes changes in color, flavor, texture, sugars and nutrients. So, its al ways best to process tomatoes as quickly as possible after being harvested. Before you begin the drying process, pretreat the tomato by rinsing it off and dipping it in boiling water for one minute. Peel the tomato and remove the stem end. Cut the tomato in slic es from an eighth to a half of an inch thick. With Roma toma toes, you can also just cut them down the middle. A food dehydrator is the best appliance to use to dry tomatoes follow the manufacturers di rections. Drying in the oven is possible, too. Use the lowest oven setting possible, about 140 degrees. Once it’s preheated, leave the oven door open a few inches, with a fan blowing across the opening to assure good air circulation and to allow moist air to escape. 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Watch carefully, as they can scorch eas ily near the end of the drying time. Store the dried tomatoes in an enclosed container in a cool, dry dark place. To make dried tomatoes in olive oil, cut Roma tomatoes in half and dry them until they’ve shrunk to about one-quarter their original size, are dark red, shriveled and dry but not hard. Let them cool for an hour, then pack into jars and cover with olive oil. Let the tomatoes mari nate at least six weeks before using. These tomatoes must be refrigerated, because the combi nation of fruit and oil in an air tight container could cause botu lism. Remember, the tomatoes must be dry and the tomato mix ture must be refrigerated to en sure this product is safe. Chow Line is a service of The Ohio State University. Send questions to Chow Line, do Martha Filipic, 2021 Coffey Road, Columbus, OH 43210-1044, or filipic.3@osu.edu.-30- Penn State’s All-American Selec tion Vegetable Tour, Aug. 24. 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