AB-Lancaster Farming, Saturday, March 27, 1999 THIS WEEK WIT Vij tMtS^ All Fools’ In France, the children tape paper fish onto each other’s backs, then yell “poisson d’avnl!" (April Fish!). Whatever your tomfoolery on this day, be sure it is of the harmless variety and not “blind credulity” of the type the second Duke of Bucki labeled bigotry. “The world is made uj of fools or knaves,” he said over thn centuries ago, “both irreconcilable foi to truth, the first being slaves to a blim credulity, which we may properly cal bigotry ..” Mark Twain had a hgl notion of April Fools’: “The first of A, the day we remember what we are 364 days of the year ” L,et a fool hold his tongue and he will pass - Pubhlius Syrus for a sage. us* Road salt on your leather boots? Rub it away with vine gar and water on a rag. Fast: A Pasta 8 ounces fettucine or ingel Add chicken broth and hair pasta 1 pound fresh asparagus Drain pasta when it’s al 4 ounces sliced mushrooms dente, add vegetables and 1 tablespoon olive oil broth, and sprinkle with 1/2 cup chicken broth Parmesan United Feature Syndicate 200 Madison Ave (Printed in the U S A) N Y . NY 10016 (212-293-8500) Needed for population Spring of 99 Hog Finishing Barns 1000-4000 Head Capacity No experience necessary We Provide: Single source of pigs High Health pigs Fixed contract payment Assistance in obtaining financing Successful record in industry Long term contracts Finishing Barn Ownership Benefits Steady, positive cash flow Building equity in facilities Excellent Part-time income K Purina Mills, Inc. 1 -800-873-5300 Full Worm Moon, March 31 simmer about 5 minutes Contact Today Last Week 0* OLD FARMER’S Last Year WEATHER PROVERBS CALVES: COMPARED TO THURS. AUCTION, VEALERS SOLD 3.00-4.00 LOWER AND SLAUGHTER CALVES WERE 8.00-12.00 HIGHER ON A STRONG ETHNIC HOLIDAY MARK ET. HOLSTEIN BULLS RETURNING TO FEED SOLD WEAK TO 10.00 LOW ER. A FEW SALES OF HOLSTEIN HEIF ERS WERE NEAR 30.00 LOWER. VEALERS: GOOD AND CHOICE 70-110 LBS. 23.00-30.00. STANDARD AND LOW GOOD 60-90 LBS. 12.00-22.00. 0WN BULLS: 9 HEAD 1100-2100 LBS YG#l 46.0047.00; YO«2 43.0046.00 FED STEERS; NO BEEF BREEDS CHOICE HOLSTEINS 16501725 LBS 45.75-48.25. FED HEIFERS: HOLSTEINS 1870 LBS. AT 40.25; CHOICE ANGUS X 1000 LBS. 53.75. VEAL CALVES; 180 HEAD. GOOD 250 LBS. AT 72.00; CULLS 85-110 LBS 24.0030.00, 6085 LBS. 17.0025.00. ' FARM CALVES: HOLSTEIN BULLS #1 95-120 LBS. 85.00105.00, 12513 s LBS. 69.0080.00, 90 LBS. 40.0070.00- #2 8 090 LBS. 30.00-40.00; HOLSTEIN HEIFERS #1 110 LBS. AT 215.00; *2 90115 LBS. 80.00150.00, 7090 LBS. 50.00-120.00; BEEF X BULLS 62.00100.00, HEIFERS 50.0095.00. BUTCHER HOGS:«1&2 240270 LBS 27.0027.50; 4 HEAD AT 28.50; #l*3 275-300 LBS. 21.0026.00. SOWS: 400500 LBS. 20.0021.00; 500600 LBS. TO 24.50; 755 LBS. AT 23.50. BOARS: 280 LBS. AT 12.00. STOCK CATTLE: STEERS MED. 400600 LBS. 78.0082.00. HEIFERS: 300500 LBS. 54.0063.00; 500700 LBS. 53.0056.00. BULLS: 2 HOLSTEINS 600 LBS. AT 51.50. SHEEP: 1 160 LB. AT 53.00; 1230 LB. AT 34.00. LAMBS: 10 HEAD. CHOICE WOOLED 75-85 LBS. 85.00-92.00; CHOICE SPRING 45-60 LBS. 125.00-142.00; 1 130 LB. AT 155.00, GOATS: 6 HEAD. 1 LARGE BILLY 106.00; 1 MEDIUM 48.00; SMALL AND THIN 26.00-39.00. Machinery Sales M-F 7to 5 Sat. 7 to 11:30 PARTS DEPT. HOURS: Monday-Frlday 7 AM to 5 PM Saturday 7 AM to Noon After Hours Emergencies Call (717) 626-0885 (717) 626-5159 Sun. Closed - Lord’s Da; i r Busy V '/•' As A Bee? S No Matter Where You Are - You’re Never Too Far! Your Parts Are Just A Phone Call Away! Tj ><■ A.