M-Lancaster Farming, Saturday, April 25, 1998 On Being a Farm Wife (and other hazards) Joyce Bupp Spring is full of surprises. And each new day seems to pop onfe into our daily routine. Not surprising about the sea sonal surprises is that many of them have to do with babies. The first turned up sooner than expected. Kittens. Hidden away in that site of so many interesting farm surprises, the old bank barn. More specifically, in the straw mow of the old bank barn. Four, in a variety of colors - black, gray, yellow, calico, fat, furry and adorable. With a nest of kittens there, perhaps 'twas a sensible turn of events when I earlier interrupt ed one chicken's intentions to raise a family in a nest just a few feet away. At some point, the pecking order would have been resolved. And probably not in the chicken's favor. Another three very welcome surprises have turned up in the dairy barn. Spring is usually when we have our least number of calves due, so only a relative ly few number of cows are calv ing right now. To get four heifer (girl) babies in a row is a pleas ant turn of events. While the bovine gender ratio probably evens out over time, there always seem to be a few more bull calves born than there are heifers, which we raise for herd replacements. Statistics on humans report y / CLOSED SUNDAYS, NEW YEAR, EASTER MONDAY,ASCENSION DAY, WHIT MONDAY, OCT. 11, THANKSGIVING, FHaimilE CHRISTMAS & DECEMBER 26TH FISHER’S FURNITURE, INC. NEW AND USED FURNITURE USED COAL & WOOD HEATERS COUNTRY FURNITURE & ANTIQUES BUS. HRS. BOX 57 MON.-THURS. 8-5 1129 GEORGETOWN RD. FRI, 8-8, SAT 8-12 BART, PA 17503 that the number of male babies slightly surpasses the number of female babies. So, maybe that's true for cows, too. Heffers seem to thrive and survive, on aver age, somewhat better than bulls, so perhaps a slightly higher rate of bull calves is Mother Nature's compensation for a natural higher death rate of the bovine "weaker" gender. A quick walk around the meadow ponds a few evenings ago turned up the beginnings of another annual and welcome surprise in process. The dark mound of feathers snuggled down into the pile of dry grasses on the mid-pond nesting plat form, shiny black neck tucked around toward her wing, con firmed that the goose hatching season is again in full swing. If all goes well, there should be fluffy goslings just in time, appropriately, for Mother’s Day. Why, we continue to wonder, when some ponds and wetlands areas have geese peacefully nesting in sight of one another, are ours so highly territorial that only one pair ever hatches a family here? We've been curious about that for a long time. On the other hand, since more than a few geese in a given area tend to get "messy," one family is probably just the right number. Also on the feathered-friend front of surprises, a loud, rau cous, repetitive squawking erupted one morning last week from high up in the maples around the house. Though I sneaked outside several times to try to locate the source of the racket, which kept moving around, the bird continued to elude me. It sounded like some sort of woodpecker. Finally, qui etly easing out the front door onto the porch, in yet another attempt to put a face to the squawk, I spied a flicker flitting from one tree to the next. Flickers - those beige-brown colored, ladderback-marked woodpeckers with the bright flash of red at the base of their neck, are common around the neighborhood. But they don't usually hang out in the back yard. 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