“Uh, wc had some intruders overnight.” My head snaps up from where it was buried in the newspaper, and apprehension makes me shiver in the wake of his announcement. In truders? Cattle rustlers like those who mdc off with heifers many years ago? Or a repeal of our one umc baling twine thieves? An other passer-by who heisted a bag of com and a new shovd? “Oh, there were just a couple of heifers that found a hole in the fence last night.” Intruder is much too nice a word here. Calling escaped heifers intruders is like saying Atilla the Hun was a street vandal or that General Custer and the Indians had a minor disagreement at The Little Big Horn. Escaped heifers mean a full scale, major destruction-and-de vastation derby. Heifers arc like all i.arelroe adolescents. Like kit tens unraveling yam all over the living room lloor, or scaling the dining room drapes. Or like pup pies that chew up new bools and drag wet wash from the line and through the muddy flower beds. In other words, what they do, they do with eagerness and aban don And with an unmistakable, undeniable, streak of mischievi ousness. Heifers on the lam all start out the same way: they run. Run, kick ing heels and scattering dust. Run, making paths through tail, damp ROHRER’S Quality SEEDS •Arrow Alfalfa • Apollo Supreme •Aggressor Alfalfa •Alfagraze Alfalfa • Redland 111 Red Clover • Toro Timothy • Climax Timothy • Cert Climax Timothy • Crown Orchard Grass • Pennlate Orchard Grass • Reeds Canary Grass • Brome Grass • Perennial Ryegrass • Bastion Perennial Ryegrass • Ky. 31 Tall Fescue • Highland Pasture Mix • Horse Pasture Mixture • Triple Purpose Hay & Pasture Mixture • Waterway Grass Mix • Special Hay Mixture • Hairy Winter Vetch Monday-Priday 7:30 A.N.-SP.M. Saturday 7:30 A.M.-12:00 Noon P.L. ROHRER & BRO., INC. Smoketown, PA Phone: 717-299-2571 alfalfa, flaltenmgn stalks ot com. Run, through gardens and flower beds, across lawns, up and down bam alleyways. But once they gel that out of their systems, heifers usually lend to drift back toward home. Maybe just to sec if anyone has noticed. Or, il someone hasn’t. And, If someone hasn’t, then it’s lime to gel down to some heavy-duty plundering. Key plundering strategy of our hcilcrs usually centers around the calf nursery and weaned heifer pens and alleyways under the old bank barn. Here, the sweetest gram mixes and select hay are kept stocked ahead. Younger calves often leave some of the mo lasses-laced grain in their indivi dual buckets and only nibble at hay rations. After sampling several buckets of leftover feed, plus scattering a few just to see how far the grain flies over the calf nursery floor, they’ll move on to hay for dessert. Now, everyone knows that the greenest, sweetest, tastiest hay is always buried smack in the middle of the bale. And there’s only one way to gel at il. How heifers can so thoroughly rip, shred and scatter to the winds those snugly-tied bales of hay de fies the imagination. Especially when 1 need a knife to cut the dog gone things apart. And, by gosh, when they finally get to the mid dle, the hay apparently doesn’t FOR OVER 75 YEARS WILLOW STREET (Lancas ter) An autumn ride on a horse drawn Conestoga wagon through the orchard at the Hans Herr House, delicious foods made with apples in the old Pennsylvania German fashion, and demonstra tions ranging from native Ameri can fish or meat drying to oxen powered corn-grinding are some of the many highlights awaiting visitors to this year’s Snitz Fest at the Hans Herr House and Mu seum. The eighth annual event will take place on Saturday, October 7 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. on the grounds of the museum. Nearly 40 historic varieties of apples will be available for sampling, grown right in the orchard on the premis es of Lancaster County’s oldest existing structure. In addition to taste all that much better than did those first couple of bites from the outside corners. So it makes sense that it be scattered and strewn to every comer. Then, like artists signing their work, maurauding bands of rene gade heifers leave behind the in evitable scattered residues of man ure, more evidence of their ram paging that must be swept, shoveled and forked away. Even before that clean-up can be accomplished, the shovels, forks and brooms must be retriev ed from where they, too, were knocked from their normal places as the renegades partied all night. Like all adolescents, heifers eventually grow up, settle down (well, most of them) and become reasonably, well-behaved produc ing members of the milking string. Just in lime for the next batch of renegades to take their places. Seed Grains • Cert. Pennco Barley • Cert. Wysor Barley • Cert. Sawyer Wheat • Cert. Clemens Wheat • Cert. Hickory Wheat Special Grazing Grasses • Matua Prairie Grass • Zero Nui Perennial Ryegrass • Dairymaster Perennial Ryegrass Mixture • Tekapo Orchard Grass • Southern Cross White Clover Mixture • Rangiora Rape Seed 1 • Fuego Tall Fescue Hans H Ha err House ■vest With Lancaster Farming, Saturday, September 30, 1995-B7 the apple-testing table, visitors to Snit/ Fest will be able to sample apples in a variety of other forms. Apple butter making, cider press ing, and “smumg” apples for dry ing will all be ongoing activities throughout the day. Colonial ap ple recipes will be used in turning out delicacies from the past at both the raised hearth in the 1719 Hen- House and at the outdoor beehive bakeoven. While focusing primarily on the apple and the impact of its impon ancc upon Lancaster County’s first settlers, other aspects of the harvest and the autumn season will be celebrated, as well. Chil dren will enjoy the wide variety of 18th century games to be played. Kids of all ages will want to get on a wagon for a ride through the or chard or around the grounds. Both the 1719 house and 1835 house (across the street) will be open for tours or browsing. The blacksmith shop will be in use, and the smokehouse will emit the good smell of smoked sausage. Activities to observe include seeing com husked by hand and Farm Safety LEWISBURG (Union Co.) A free farm safety day camp for children ages Bto 13 is planned for Saturday, October 14, at Beaver Fairgrounds, Beaver Springs, from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Sponsored by Penn State Cooperative Extension, the camp will reinforce the importance of taking responsibility for their own safely, respecting parent’s safety HEALTH K/CK Leßoy’s Repair & Rental U|W» CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT TS I ! 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Snitz Fest is a fun filled educational event sponsored by the Herr House Foundation. The Hans Herr House is located 5 miles south of the city of Lancas ter, PA, near the village of Willow Street, just south of Routes US 222 and PA 741 and one mile east of PA 272. For more information, call (717) 464-4438. Day Camp rules, and sharing safety ups with tamily and friends. Parents can register their child ren lor the camp by calling the Union County Extension Office at (717) 524-8721. Registrations must be received by October 2. The free camp includes lunch, farm cap, first aid kit, safety pack et, and door prizes. Children under 8 years old must be accompanied by an adult.