Onbei a farm -And o bazar Joyce B “Where’s Marvina?” Luckily no one was around, or they would have asked why I was talking to myself. Again. Having gone into the bam just prior to starting evening milking chores. I’d noticed that one of the box stall doors was hanging open. Stall resident Marvina was nowhere in sight. A big, old, lame cow. Marvina has long been a favorite of ours among the girls in the herd. She Equal siz6 Mfegs m be vary (Blfanut... liHKw aovairap OV oyßffiHviffGHglllllliUiullßßr ullf luuu! 4QUHORTON nlKbuildings Baric Martha sum* 64' x ir x TV - T riw* i comm Spicing l-ITIMTIOMIIf raiMki nniM*Mrmi , Si Ymp Mai • hnr Iml MrnMy (■ mW M) SYnPNHMnMIdIIViM) Hflffif MacMwa Storage 54' XlS' X 75' ■T 8" mist a Ain Spacing 1 - 24' 1 14' r MmSM* iMtll M IMP Cw«—BltMvM ■! PH»dWI PUM iyittw - M i-rxrr huimiimp Wwi»MlnjjwUMr WMTWty (wiw»ifc*) aMMnftiMMpMM —wy tjm r—tM4—lymu end deiueiy«**iaOnaes of a Morton Mdh# sales office aller January 1,1904. Qjelomer MKk. 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As Astronaut daughters go, Marvina might be considered one of the more laid back of his offspring. A few years ago, she managed to completely slice off a teat from her udder in an accident with a piece of metal. Though we were devastated and fearful of how we would ever handle her inbred nervousness through a painful injury, our fears turned out to be unfounded. She barely even lifted a foot through the treatment and healing process. That quarter of her udder ceased to produce milk and has not caused her a single problem since. But where was she now? Prob ably at the far end of the feed alley, with her muzzle buried deep in a feed cart piled full of com. LwcwOf Hmtoo, Satufday.Hovtmby 13, 199 W That’s where escapees generally gravitate to, gulping down snitched feed so fast they can hardly swallow, as if knowing they will promptly be caught. Then I glanced up and there stood Marvina. She had apparently made her trek around die feed alley which runs the length of the bam in front of both rows of cows. Either she had eaten her fill or the carts woe empty. I unfastened the pro tective chain which was still up across one of the alleyways. She strolled to the pen’s open door and stepped inside, with a distinct aloofness that silently questioned why it had taken me so long to notice ho* there. Most of our cows are of rela tively calm temperament, like Marvina, primarily because cows that are '“kickers” are just too dangerous to fool with very long. But then you have those inevitable bovine individuals that ate more irritating than they are dangerous. Cows like Pokey. Pokey is badly-named. Dancer or even Clogger would be more descriptive of her nature. She has the nervous habit of con stantly lifting her left foot while being milked. Never the right foot, just the left And, because she’s always dancing with that left foot, she keeps working a little closer and a little closer to the next cow on her left. After her “dry” period vacation. Pokey recently calved and came back into the milking string. Fig uring she always wanted to wiggle to the left when being milked from the right, we switched her to the opposite side of the bam, where she would be milked from the left Maybe it would serve to neutralize her tendency to drift sideways in her stall. Good theory, huh? ‘Cept, it didn’t work. Pokey immediately found that by "clogging” with her left foot, she could stomp the milker hoses and remove the pesty machine that was distracting her from stuffing her face with silage. After a couple of milkings with that routine, we threw up our hands and switched her back to being right-side milked. She hasn’t removed the milker since. Cow, 1; humans, 0. 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