84-Lancaster Farming, Saturday, September 19, 1987 On being ft a farm -And Joyce Bupp * By gosh, they were right Remember the flak that flew several years back when OSHA put out a safety pamphlet for far mers? Written something in the style of a Jack and Judy first grader-primer, it included such bits of wise advice as “manure is slippery.” By gosh, they were right See, right here on my left knee? Well, no, you really can’t see any thing. But trust me, I can feel the bruise is there when I kneel down to play with our 13 non-barn kittens. The knee bruise came to be when my frustration level skyrock eted over a cow which trucked on past her stall for the umpteenth time the other afternoon, as we put the herd into the bam for evening chores. As I went ripping up the center alley to head her off, my wom-soled sneaker connected with a fresh cow “pie” and down I went onto my knee. Later that evening, a headline from our rural electric cooperative newsletter jumped off the page and socked me right in the gray matter. "Knowing is not enough,” it said, with a sub-heading noting that National Farm Safety Week begins tomorrow, September 20. Since the article focused on electricity related farm safety, manure wasn’t even mentioned. But it set me to thinking about the accidents we’ve had around here during some twenty-plus years of dairy and crop production. All things considered, we’ve been pretty fortunate. Only one accident of any conse quence was electric related. On a very wet Sunday morning several years ago, a cow connected with an electrical line at the grain bin that had somehow shorted out. Of all the bills we pay in a year’s time, the occasional one for dead cow removal probably hurts the most. Still, cattle and equipment can be replaced; people can’t be. That reality got new emphasis last December in what we now call Dad’s bull-wrestling vacation. The three days the farmer spent in a Virginia hospital, after he was rammed into a gate while loading a mature and tame bull, pounded home the farm safety message. Only badly bruised and sore for some weeks after, he was luckier than many. The bull related tales we’ve heard since just stand your hair on end. In a large majority of farm acci dents (or any accidents), careless ness —from hurrying, fatigue, and sometimes frustration plays a lead role. A new growth of skin on the palms of both my hands is a timely example of my own blatant care lessness. About two weeks ago, getting the milking equipment ready for evening chores, I appa rently dumped into the udder wash water not our normal teat cleaning solution, but a pipeline acid sani tizer instead. My hands, normally sensitive to acids, broke out later in ugly, watery, itchy, painful blis ters. Fortunately, no one else help ing to milk experienced similar reactions, nor did it seem to affect any cows. I share this embarrassing inci- dent of personal stupidity solely as a reminder of the danger in not paying strict attention when using chemicals of any sort. Of course, there are farm acci dents that are just that: pure and simple accident, fate, happen stance, whatever you want to call it For instance, anything from bro ken noses to severe trauma and internal injuries may follow the pounding of a person by livestock hooves if an animal is suddenly spooked. And equipment injuries, from cut fingers, to' loss of limbs, to death, is a tragedy far too familiar to the fanning community. Chains, belts, augers, and PTO’s move anything in their way. Including skin and bones. With the hustle, hoopla and high Lykens Valley Structures 10’ Deluxe Gazebo Specifications Quality • Beauty vAffordability Lykens Valley Structures are built using all pressure treated wood, with ; heavy duty 4x4 construction for bases. We also use all galvanized nails for maximum durability. Gazebos are available in the following standard sizes: B’, 10’, 12’ and 14’. Inquire about larger custom sizes. Six standard colors of asphalt shingles or cedar shingles are available. Also available in pre-fab kits. Options available include benches, tables, removable screen panels, perman ent screening, screen doors, stops & railing, lattice along sides. • Storage Barns • Dog Boxes • Wishing Wells R.D 2 Box 59 Millersburg, Pennsylvania 17061 Delivery Is Also Available Did You Know? Forty percent of all 14 year olds will become pregnant before the age of 20, costing taxpayers hopes of the harvest season just getting undenqay, this upcoming National Farm Safety week is a sobering and timely reminder to PLEASE BE CAREFUL! And don’t forget. . . manure is indeed slippery. 12’ Gazebo • Deluxe Standard 1 • Lawn Furniture • Miniature Gazebo Bird Feeders • Mall Boxes $lBOO.OO/per teen. Education of parents and teens is vitally important in helping to reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies. 0 jtjf ♦♦ « i Leave Message (717) 692-2645 No Sunday Calls Also Dealer Inquiries Welcome 12* Screened