84-Lancastar Farming, Saturday, Juna 27,1987 On being a farm wife -And other hazards Joyce Bupp There could be no mistaking that sound. Beginning as a steady hum, growing to a diesel roar, the throbbing voice of the combine’s horsepower vibrated against the air on a morning thick with choking humidity. A glimpse of dusty red through the calf barn windows confirmed the machine’s approach. Slowly it crept down the drive for an appointment with the high pressure hose at the milkhouse. No champagne bottle smashing across her bow commissions this battleship of the barley fields and corn shelling, as we open each grain harvest season. Instead, with the flip of a milk house switch and pressure on the hand-held hose nozzle, the faithful old combine is once again readied for service with a thorough cleanout of winter dirt, dust and spider family con dominiums. More than a mere com missioning ceremony, the annual, opening day combine hoseout is, rather, a precautionary measure. 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All the ingredients are there for potential disaster: what seems like miles of moving chains and belts; gears and other turning parts lubricated in thick, sticky grease; a binful of dry, dusty grains; weed seeds, chaff and more dust ac cumulating in filters and in every exposed nook and cranny; a tank full of volatile fuel; and heat from a pounding motor adding to that shimmering above fields of dry, easily-combustible stems. Even a tiny, insignificant spark can erupt this scenario into disaster. With the combine being bathed, I headed for the basement, grabbed two objects and delivered them to the hose-down supervisor. “Put ’em in there and keep ’em in there,” I order, handing the youngest a large fire extinguisher and a smaller, aerosol can. With the woodstove shut down for the summer, I will rob the ex tinguishers kept close to it for temporary use on this most fire prone piece of field equipment. “But there’s one already in here,” he laughs, handing out from the combine cab an identical large extinguisher, minus safety pin and reading “recharge” on the con tents indicator. “That’s exactly what I’ve been hollering about! ” I grumble. “Are you expecting a fire?” queries the other kid, exiting the milkhouse after morning cleanup. And with that I spout one of my favorite personal philosophies: “When you’re prepared for a disaster, it doesn’t usually hap pen.” Thus, this household has been listening for the past few weeks to Mother’s tirades about getting fire extinguishers on all the tractors and major pieces of equipment. No one disagrees. In fact, for once we all agree on something. Just 48 hours previous, a spark from a weld repair on the baler had started a very minor fire in the dry grass of the field where the equipment sat. After stomping out the flames with his foot, the farmer kidded (maybe not?) that he’d set his shoe on fire m the process. Was there a fire extinguisher near? Of course not. Adding fuel to my continuing fire tirades was an incident shared recently at a meeting by a young farmer, who was able to contain a grease fire in the family’s remodeled home when he quickly grabbed and used a working fire extinguisher kept on hand for woodstove problem protection. Though the foam left a household mess, the cleaning up was minor compared to the devastation of a major fire. We have had occasional small motor and grass fires in and around field equipment. 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Please join me in nagging and too far between. your men about fire extinguishers Both a nagging mother and a in machinery and buildings, teenager two-time graduate of 4-H Not that I need a legitimate tractor safety club have declared reason to nag. The farmer would our mission to pester and persist quickly confirm that. But, at least he sees the value in it this time. 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