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Lancaster Society 3 meets for a roast at 5 p.m.
work day for Ephrata Fair at Lancaster Society 18 meets at 1:30
Swamp UCC. p.m. for a program by Olive
Lancaster Society 4 meets at Yoder.
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Lancaster Society 29 meets for a
car caravan to Brickerville for
lunch at the Brickerville House.
Thursday, September 25
Lancaster Society 26 meets for a
program by Nancy Fasolt of the
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Lancaster Society 11 meets for a
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Saturday, September 27
Lancaster Society 5 meets for a
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Lancaster Farming, Saturday, September 20,1986-05
On being
a farm wife ,
-And
Joyce Bupp ‘ JHj^l
Such an innocent looking ap
pliance.
There it sits in bride-like white,
it’s face textured with tiny creases
(not supposed to show finger
prints) and ornamented with cow
and pig magnets, cartoons,
philosophical clippings and a
supermarket list affixed to the spot
where its ear would be if it were a
person.
But a reproduction roadside
sign, “Garbage Dump,” front and
center, is closer to the truth.
Our household bulletin board,
alias a refrigerator, harbors awful
secrets within.
What’s left after a week of cattle
showing, come-and-go-eating and
absence of replenishment food
marketing trips, is truly the dregs
of kitchen cuisine.
Like this one-and-a-quarter inch
tail end chunk of homemade
bologna. Originally, it came as
part of a somewhat larger chunk
that had been forgotten in the
ancient bam refrigerator. Buried
behind a supply of bovine twisted
stomach treatment and post milk
fever pick-me-up or whatever
all that stuff out there is for it
was already in the first stages of
petrification when I found it.
Of course, homemade bologna is
indestructible. No doubt you could
patch tires with a slice of the
durable stuff in a pinch. If you
could slice it at all.
Gradually the chew-bone-like
food was nibbled away to this last
ignored chunk. I considered the
dog. But we all love him too much
to let him rip his molars away on
such an offering. And it’s unlikely
the cats’ teeth have adequate
penetrating power.
Perhaps just a simple, proper
burial would be in order. Let some
underground mouse self-destruct
his chops when he tries to chomp
the stuff. One less to munch my
tulip bulbs.
The orangish-puddle flooding
under the meat and veggie
drawers seems to be originating
from a half cantaloupe turned
upside down on a shelf. It was
donated to a resident kid by a
friend and I think I know why.
At least the thing could have the
decency to show its face like a
man, and not limply cower there
leaking into infinity.
Three plastic bread bags, each
with exactly two ancient crusts
inside, do battle for space with a
half-full box of macaroni. Un
cooked pasta in the fridge has
become commonplace here,
especially in the fall. This
household maintains a distinct
prejudice against little creepy
creatures which thrive in pasta
products when summer heat
suffocates kitchen cupboard
contents.
Covered bins of refrigerators
seem especially prone to food hide
n-seek problems. We may have the
first pair of dehydrated oranges in
history. Plus, the unmistakable
aroma of a rapidly aging chunk of
summer cabbage adds its own
aura to the “Garbage Dump”
overall effect.
However, if the container of
pureed pumpkin, thawed many
moons ago and then detoured from
the intent of breadmaking, isn’t
removed, along with its growth of a
green forest-like coating, we may
have to install a new refrigerator
label.
Anyone know where I can lay my
hands on a “Toxic Waste” sign?