Alo— UncwtT Fanning, Saturday, August 25,1984 BYDICKANGLESTEIN This week we found out what happened to all the "BULL” after artificial insemination took hold down on the farm. A lot of it was in Dallas at the Republican National Convention. The rest was out in San Francisco a few weeks ago when the Democrats gathered for their beauty pageant. The sheer stupidity of national nominating conventions is illustrated in the fact that only politicians and their journalistic camp followers are dumb enough to travel to Texas in late August. The sultry, hot Texas tem peratures were exceeded only by the hot air generated inside the convention hall. At least, the Democrats had sense enough to pick a city with a reasonable climate. This country fought a revolution to get rid of a king, but still continues to idolize pseudo royalty at things like presidential nominating conventions, which combine the shallow pomp and ceremomy of a Miss America Contest with the mentality of a kindergarten show-and-tell. And now the campaign begins in earnest. More empty words and promises from empty heads. Candidates will criss-cross the country courting all types of voter groups - labor, women, blacks, Hispamcs -- just to name a few. Like the virile young male who cruises for pickups, they’ll promise anything to try and get the one and only thing the/Want. But you can bet your last bushel of corn that one important group will be entirely Farm Calendar Saturday, Aug. 25 Centre County Grange Fair, continues through Thursday. Monday, Aug. 27 4-H South Central District Dairy Show, 9 a.m., Farm Show Building. Indiana County Fair continues through Saturday. Wattsburg Fair continues through Saturday. West End Fair continues through Saturday. -OKi WW/T7’S I FEFL KIND OF k. Tuesday, Aug. 28 Methane digester meeting, 9 a.m.- 4 p.m., Lancaster Farm & Home Center. Northumberland Conservation Tillage Field Day, 4 p.m., Jeff Pontius farm, 3 miles south of Sunbury on Et. 147. Greene-Dreher-Sterling Fair continues through Sept. 3. Flemington, N.J. Fair, continues through Labor Day. Allentown Fair continues through overlooked when the politicians make their barnstorming, biff-bam, courting swings. That totally ignored group will be the farmers of the Northeastern United States. Just as the major farm equipment manufacturers build machinery for the plains and prairies and ignore the Northeast, so do the politicians. Why it wasn't until the Avian flu that the USDA even noticed that there is quite a bit of agriculture in its own backyard. And only then because the price tag topped $5O million. Northeastern agriculture - as the largest industry from Maine down through Delaware -- deserves much more than it gets out of Washington. There are some pretty serious ag problems here in the Northeast where silos are piled one on top of the other and literally hang by a thread to existence like the weed that tenaciously sprouts in the crack in the pavement. --First, Northeastern ag needs some representation on Congressional ag com mittees. Then perhaps, things like Congressman Robert Walker's active mouth could be put to better use than just playing sophomonc word games with that fat Irishman in the House of Representatives. -Ag trade regulations need to be stiffened to give our farmers a fair chance in everything from pork to mushrooms. --The economic, ecological and sociological pressures felt by the Northeastern farmer are the worst in the nation in this populous region. -I doubt if even Avian flu has raised the animal health red flag sufficiently in the face of Washington concerning the problems of an area where livestock and poultry con centrations are unequalled. -Farmland preservation, soil erosion and water pollution are crying out for innovative and bold solutions It seems that the agricultural mentality of Washington moved west permanently with the covered wagons and completely forgot about the Northeast. Those Hollywood cowboys and others in Washington got to reopen their eyes to the ag community that is the very basis of the economy of the Northeast. But how can you recognize this when the only parts of the Northeast you see are Washington, D.C., a retreat in the Maryland mountains and a fleeting glimpse as Air Force One takes off for another vacation in California. If Northeastern farmers ever got their act together, they could be the single deciding factor in who sits in the White House for the next four years. Perhaps then, they'd get the attention they deserve. But the chances of either of these things ever happening are about as remote as making an honest living off Jerusalem ar tichokes. Sept. 3. Mifflin County conservation tillage demonstration, 9:30 a.m. Elizabethtown Fair continues through Saturday. Mid-Atlantic Soybean Association summer meeting, 12:30 p.m., Adelphia Research Farm, Adelphia, N.J. Sullivan County Fair, continues through Saturday. No-till forage seeding demon (Turn to Page Al 2)