Which of these ice cream eaters are you?
BYDICKANGLESTEIN
In honor Of National Ice Cream Week, we
called a meeting of our one-person local
chapter of the AAWICEI -- Amalgamated
Association of Watchers of Ice Cream Eaters,
international.
This Association meets sporadically for the
sole purpose of watching people eat ice cream.
And, there's no better time to watch than
during National Ice Cream Week. After all, if
our national leaders decree something, it must
be so.
When calling a meeting of the Association, it
is best to select an inconspicuous vantage
point near an ice cream sales outlet. A warm
sunny day is best. On such a day you get a
better variety of customers. Also, the ice
-.cream melts easier and people must eat
faster. In trying to keep up with the dripping
object in their hand, they lose all of their
culturally-spawned eating inhibitions and
imbibe more naturally.
At this week's observation, we noticed the
following types of ice cream eaters. See if any
look familiar.
THE MACHO MUNCHER - This type of ice
cream eater literally attacks the cone, taking
large bites and chewing each creamy
mouthful. The typical consumption of a cone in
record time is customarily accompanied by
prominent display of the eater’s pearly whites
- Eric Estrada style. With each bite, the eater
appears to make a macho statement: “Look, I
have no fillings and chewing ice cream doesn’t
bother me at all." Critics of this type of eater,
often claim that the rapid consumption of the
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THE DAINTY ROMANTIC - In contrast to
her companion, this type of ice cream eater
primarily utilizes the lips and tongue in very
suggestive unison. The lips are puckered as if
to kiss and applied lightly to the surface of the
ice cream. The tongue is then lightly flicked
across the Tips to remove the creamy deposits.
The dainty romantic rarely buys more than the
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NEEDLE NOOTZER -- This eater prefers soft
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until it disappears to a needle point at top.
When the needle is formed, the eater can be
seen to nootz the ice cream the way a baby
nootzes its pacifier. The best of the eaters
works on the needle tip ever so gently,
challenging it to defy gravity and trying for the
narrowest of ends. Then, they like to watch the
needle end slowly tip over and form a curlicue.
The larger the curlicue, the more adept is the
needle nootzer.
THE SNEAKY SIPPER - This eater is not too
prevalent but can be observed among
children. Apparently, it is a trait that is
outgrown, much like sucking your thumb.
After the cone is conventionally eaten to a
certain point, the Sneaky Sipper bites the
bottom of the cone off and sips and sucks the
remainder down through. Caution -- this
method can get messy. I guess it's adult
inhibitions that cause people to outgrow this
method.
THE SLURPING SCHLECKER - This con
sumer utilizes only the tongue. But he or she
really relishes the cone and slurps and
schlecks with enthusiasm - complete with
sound effects. Here are two sub-categories --
the flitter and the lapper. The flitter has a
tongue that darts in and out (kinda like a
snake), taking rapid-fire tiny schlecks. The
lapper usually takes the tongue all the way
around the cone. The cone is either revolved
between the fingers or the eater appears to
hold the cone steady and sorta walks the head
around the cone.
Of, course these are just a few of the types of
ice cream eaters.
So, why don’t you forrrf your own AAWICE!
chapter.
Happy watching.
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