Lancaster farming. (Lancaster, Pa., etc.) 1955-current, August 25, 1973, Image 8

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    B—l ancaster Farming. Saturday. August 25, 1973
Although millions of
Americans will be enjoy
ing Jaffa oranges and other
pioducts imported from the
Holy Land this yeai, few
realize how Biblical events
connected with the Holy
Land might be reported in
American newspapers
A former newspapei edi
toi, now working at Zim
Isiael Navigation Ltd., parent
company of Zim Container
Set vice for shipping freight
which has just completed its
fust successful freight carry
ing year, has sent in his ideas
on how the news might look
CRUISE NEWS
The freighter, S.S Ark,
landed at the Port of Mt
Ararat today after a 40-day
cruise of the Mediterranean
It was the first reported
postdiluvian arrival at the
port, in fact it was the first
arrival ever at the 17,000
foot high spot. The ship
was captained by a late land
lubber named Noah, carried
cargo consisting largely of
livestock, poultry and other
endangered species. There
were also seven passengers
aboard consisting mostly of
the relatives of the captain
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HOW NEWSPAPERS MIGHT HAVE REPORTED
FAMED BIBLICAL EVENTS
A ribbon-cutting ceremo
ny today marked the open-
ing of the port of Yafo to
commerce It was establish
ed after the waters of the
deluge receded by Japhet
Ben Noah His fathei was
noted as the skipper ol the
ark and the coiner of the
phrase, “Apres le deluge,
moi ” Asked about the se
lection of the site, Japhet
replied, “I feel this is likely
to be the center of farming
and expect to export great
quantities of citrus fruits
through this port After all,
Mt Ararat seemed a bit im
practicable as a port site.”
WHALE OF AN IDEA
Jonah, the prophet, who
set sail for Tarshish from
Yafo some time ago and
was thrown overboard be
cause the officers and crew
of the ship on which he sail
ed felt that a storm to which
•they were subjected was due
to God’s vengeance, return
ed to port today aboard an
unorthodox vessel called the
S.S Leviathan, reputedly a
whale It is said there were
no cabins and that he travel
ed in the belly compartment.
PORT PROJECT
ART FACTS AND FANCIES
S S Phoenicia arrived in
port today with a cargo of
metals and wood artifacts
from Tyre The metals in-
gold and among the woods
are the famed Cedars of
Lebanon The sh ip was ci ew
ed by members of both the
navies of Solomon and King
Hiram of Tyre. It is believed
today’s cargo is destined for -
the Temple which is planned
by King Solomon.
A MATTER OF FACT
Ship reporters were row
ed out to the royal quin
quereme to interview Her
Maiesty, the Queen of Sheba,
arrived today for a week’s
state visit. Awaiting her de
bai kation were King Solomon
and hisietinue, mainly mem
beis of his court Rumors
persist that the visit will
result in great new coramer
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ical pacts with the wealthy
nation of Sheba. It is ex
pected that gold and spices
from Sheba will be traded
for copper from Solomon’s
Mines near Ezion-geber, the
industrial city where it is
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The ships coming down
the ways m Ezion-geber be
side Eloth on the shore of
the Red Sea rn the land of
Edom are adding to the
aheady huge navy of King
Solomon These ships often
ciewed by the combined na
vies of Solomon and Hiram,
King of Tyre, ply not only
the Red Sea hut the Sea of
the Philistines even to the
Gates of Hercules
GOING THE DISTANCE
The S S Nineveh, a quin
quereme, arrived today from
distant Ophirwithan exotic
cargo consisting of gold and
silver, ivory, apes and pea
cocks. The port of origin
was Tarsessus in the country
of Tarshish.
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