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Mr. Wilcox: "Harump
Mr, Peightal: "It's mandatory that you expose yourself to new
material."
Krecker: "Fundamentally, so that, you see,,."
Mr, Grubbs: "Will you, for the next time
Mr. Longo: "In answering this question, you have to be pacific.
Mr, Cohn: "It depends,"
This week we bring you "the third in a series of four jingles
about our "Campus Click 1 ' mystery contest. Don't give up guessing J
Take part in the fun i Remember - it may be you-- Your guess should
be put in the Collegian box. All entries must be received not later
than Wednesday noon 5 December B. u The decision of the '‘partnership"
is final.
Would you like to get in the Christmas spirit? Or practice
your dance steps for the Christmas Semi-Formal? Then drop by the
main lounge December 10 at 8:00 PM and we'll have a partyi The Four
Sharps, who were at the Halloween Party, vail provide.music for danc:
Added attraction - FOOD* And, ; kiddies * Santa Claus will be there, s
bring your gift list. Just between you and I, it won’t be the real
Santa Claus who lives at the North Pole, but one of his assistants
who is in charge of Highacres.
Who is the boy celled ’'Dimples Amentler” who is charming all th
girls here at school?
HAZLETON COLLEGIAN
DO'S AND DON'T
have Eve, but we do have Adams (Emil and Raymond),
have Ray, but we do have Tommy (Anthony) r
have Liberace, but we do have George (Ator)•
have Skeleton, but we do have Bones (Florence),
have a Baker, but we do have a Butcher (Steve),
have a Hurricane, but we do have a Flood (Eugene) *
have a Lock, but we do have a Key ( Jilliamj.
have a Stone, but we do have a Rock (Mary),
have Andrew Johnson, but we do have Jimmy Johnson,
have Irish, but we do have a Scott
have Ice Cream, but we do have a Cohn ( Martin)•
QUOTING THE FACULTY
A nifty little Chevie car
But most days ''thumbs" from valley far.
From a town of workers, so they say
That reminds us of a holiday.
GET IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
WANTED INFORMATION
CAMPUS CLICK
Signed,
Members of the "Dimples Fan
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