November 5, 195>U
Why did Pete Daniels flunk the Zoo Lab quiz? Was it because he
kept seeing his girl's face under the microscope instead of the
speciman?
It seems that Jack just bought a new shirt, (Who is Jack and who
is his flame?)
Jack T. i Mary Frances v« z ick mitowaniem powinni bye' widzeane
na T, V. The Anonymous Pollack
Warning: Russ, you louse, don't you dare print that*
(What wasn't Russ supposed to print and who are you.P?)
When my helper opens our mail box this morning, a penny was found.
Joe Fierro standing nearby quipped - "Well animals have a (s)cent."
(Really Joe a punli)
Girls have you seen Bobby Yori's pipe? (Sigh)
Did you know that we have a pair of Siamese twins up here?
They are Cal Smith and George Haak. Just try to find them not to
gether .
Why is Bill Boyle always in the kitchen? Is he too broke to
buy lunch? Or is it that he just doesn't know that both Mrs. Smith
and Irene are married? (happily)
Well goodby for now, I'll see you next week.
Editor-Lil Junas
Associate Editors-Ilona Weltman, Mary Lu Lotito, Barbara Grubbs,
Mary Jane Skoff, Maryann Massel, Lois Carper,
Michael Chi Art Teel.
Publisherf-Mr. Grubbs and Russ Brungard
ACTIVE AND ENERGETIC? TRY YOUR HAND AT FENCING
If you are an energetic, eager person, ?ho wants to do something
something different and striking«. then come to South Hall 101 on
Tuesday, 9th period and Wednesday, sth period. Captain Carper will be
in charge and will assist tho§p interested in organizing a fencing
group. This invitation is made to all students and is not exclusively
HAZLETON COLLEGIAN
(Chippy Continued)
THE END FOR THIS WEEK
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Signed P
Kisses,
Chippy