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Fey l I hear a certain sophomore girl (by name Jean Platt)
was all wet Tuesday night .. If certain people hadn't persuaded
her to join the Polar Bear Club and to go swimming in the fountain,
I suppose she wouldn't have become a big drip* Oh well, that's
life •
Will Mary Lu Lotito please tell me why she spent so very
much of her time checking on Dave Drasher? Speaking of Mary Lu,
you're all invited to attend the next chorus meeting and see her
in her 'pantaloons'. She looks like something they kicked out
of Oxford*
I don't know why, but it seems Ray Stewart is always given
a ride to Chorus in the same green truck each Tuesday night, and
the driver of the truck always seems to drive so much slower with
her passenger than without him.
Who was the freshman Mary Jane was chasing after all day
Wednesday? Lucky fellow.
Don, playing cards, Kellner, is really pulling in work
towards getting his Masters in card playing* He has more classes
in the "wreck" hall than anywhere else.
Congratulations to our drill team on winning first prize in
their field in the Mummers Parade. All their practice certainly
did tell. It was 'scot pretty', 'At's what it was, 'scott
pretti'.
For all the bottles of Coke these drill instructors sold,
during the warm weather, I believe they should receive a commission,
(Not ROTC commission, but the money kind)
Scandal - Mary Frances Veale has pork for lunch l
A certain Mr. Anthony caused a commotion in German class.
Wednesday. It seems he came to class on time and had his assignment
done, (Will wonders never cease?)
LOST: History 20 book which contains Art Teel's name. If found
please return to Steve Tomko,
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