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THE ROVING REPORTER
Hi, gang, I'm here to give you the facts and only the facts
about some of the goings on around school. This week I have diredte
my question to the men hero on campus„
Well, the question is, "Do you prefer blondes or brunettes:"
Tommy Gaydos—*~' : l like them alia I prefer brunettes, but
there are some pretty nice- blondes around campus,"
Randy Gras ley— - !: I like blondes, especially the petite ea
. one who has been running around,"
Bab Matterv--- , BrunetteS'j(4lthough he doesn't know why,)
Don Kellner'——"Blondes, because Marilyn Monroe is a' blonde
Leo Korshner—-"YAH,"
Bill Blose-—"Oh, Six brunettes and one-half dozen blondes
will do," (Who asked bpw many you want,)
Jimmy Anzalone—"Blondes, since they are better-build,
nicer--looking, and more intelligent,"
Bob Scott-—" Brunettes * because bbendes arc dumb a "
"HOU" Yandall-—"Brunettes, with long black hair and dark
eyes," (Sorry, Hr* Yandall, but I'm not Santa Claus*)
Dave Drasher—-''Blondes ape cute and brunettes are outer bu -
I prefer blackheads, because you can squeeze them*"
Bye now, be bc?,ck next week with some more interesting facts
concerning you.
CHIPPY CHIPMUNK
Well hare I am, I have done some snooping this week and Xam
raring to tell you the latest gossip*
Mary Jane Skpff hasn't even opened a book this year,. So far, the
most she ha 3 dpne is play pinocle in REC.HALL* What can possibly
be so interesting in Rec, Hall this year.
Why wasn't Jimmy Johnson named Eddy? Everytime I am around I
hear the students, especially the female ones, call him Eddy*
Dig the crazy hat that tops T.J,Anthony's crewcut? this year,
T 0 J«, how about wearing your beaver coat for the benefit of the
new students.
"Oh, isn't it beautiful," exclaimed Mr, Steel as he watched an
enormous spider crawling up the wall of the library, Joe Svetz
didn't agree with the Senator , What's the matter, Joe, don't yoi
got Zoology i
My, how handsome our men look in their uniforms, although they ali
aren't potfhot jfits, Ray Stewart's hat covers his ears in speh a
fashiihr. that - : it shelter? him from rain' like an umbrella*
As I was hopping across the highway Tuesday nite, I almost got my
tail ni;opedi-}c>».-v,>ap,£’inoby a green Chevrolet truck which wa?
bulging ws fch students from Miss Garbrick's chorus, Seems thab
Moose and Ray oand them on a wild goose chase to all the ’
barbershops in the valley,
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