law 114, 1951► CO-EDS WONDERING 7 BIG BRAVE COIZEGE 11EN ARE SM0015.••• The roving reporter of this staff wont sneaking around the campus last week and Overheard many comments and remarks about the coming Semi- Formal Saturday the 22nd. It seems that most of the babes are quite upset that there isn't more response on the part of the men?? at the center. With the,danCe only one week avisy, many an available co-ed is still waiting to hear the simple sentence: Would you go to the dance with me?? Many of the comments were that the guys here are bashful.(No comment)Afraid of girls??(Humm) Don't give a darnl(Ouch) The other reasons were not in language printable at this time.(My ears are still burning) c Some of the men voiced opinions too. "The girls up here don't give a guy half a break." Too conceited...etc. etc.. These opinions are not the reporters own opinion. It looks as if a Committee will have to be set up to get male and female together up here. Maybe a Lonely hearts club?? All this reporter has to say on this question is for the males to get upa little nerve and ask a co-ed to be your partner. The gals can also be more cooperative in this sense too. Let's get : on the ball and make the May Day Ball the biggest event ever staged in this area. Y OU HAVE PAID FOR ONE TICKET CONVOCATION and DINNER DANCE ** GET YOUR TICKET NOW AT THE MAIN OFFICE Arimem. 7 7,1nothe Jun n1: 8 1:1, 46a5114;64411fia tleigaiketaiiMPAll*lo will be presented Big moon s no spoon Ain't happy no more : Carry baby, walk floor, JUNE THIRD anti?! • S Lean STREET HAZLETON COLLEGIAN if*. HASTE, WASTE With girl, in clinch Me say RHe love" She coos like doves Me smart, me fast. Never I techance pass. "Get hitched?" me say. "0-kay," she say. Wedding bells ring, ring. Honeymoon s everything) Settle down.. ~Happy man. Wife mad e she fuss. Me mad e me cuss. Life one big spat. Nagging wife, bawling brat. HEAR YO UR COLLEGE CUIdmUNITY CHORUS Unusua.l Choral Works with Instrumental group aris ousQ Green Strwt Haßleton Tvgaday at 8:30 May 18 Page #3