Hazleton collegian. (Hazleton, PA) 1937-1956, May 07, 1954, Image 5

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    May 7, 1954
IT tS A FACT by PUNDI
(I)The energy the heart generates in a two hour period would lift a
block of granite one foot in the air.
(2)The average adult has a total of 120000 hairs on his scalp—blond
150000 and red haired persons have only 90,0000 Per0ixide5 99999999929
(3)While you are saying HUH/ a total of 10,000,000 red blood cells
destroyed in the body and another ten million are replacing theme
(4) About 500 tons of crude materials are needed to produce one ton
IT SAYS HERE,....)..
.---Beneath this stone lies Murphy,
They buried him today;
He led the life of Riley,
Nhile Riley was away,,....,
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A professor-o-atextboo wired for sound
Many a dull girl shines in the dark.
A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman s o.i.
Striptease dancers are girls who are unsuited for their work..."
Tact--doing the right thing instead of the 0bvi0u5.......
1954 Bathing Suit—two bandanas and a worried 100 k.............
Two hearts may beat as one--but the mouths continue to eat separately,
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ITwas in a restaurant they met;
Romeo and Juliet,
He had no cash to pay the debt,
Do Rom-e-od what Juli-et,„„„,
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King Arthur: "I hear you have been misbehaving."
Knight: "In what manor s sir?"
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HAZ LET ON COLLEGIAN
I met a girl named Passion
asked her for a date.
took her out to dinner s
my gosh how -.:'assion—ate...
SEE YOU NEXT NEEKIII