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PUNDITS GRAB-BAG
Jack Donavan says:- 1 met my wife at a travel agenay. She was looking
for a vacation * , I was the last resort.
Syd: "I want to know how long girls should be courted."
Gattas:At The same as short girls",
Senator: " Do you believe in clubs for women?”
Clint: n Yes / but only if kindness gniisa"
Speoial----No one knows what
Nearing her new evening gown / which was extremely daring / the wife
paced up and dem for her husband's inspection.
—"Well / how do I look?" she said finally *
--"I hate to say it, dear," replied her husband, but you're
fat."
--She gave him a look of annoyance.
--" In the best places they say "plump", she corrected,
then,", retorted her spouse,"you're getting plump in
places."
Police sergeant:
Prisoner:
Patrolman: u It's
The bride cried:,
Two guys(The Bear and Pundi) were walking off the effects of a big party
at the Blue Moon When they accidentally found themselves stutbling along
a railroad track. After trudging along for some time, the Bear commented:
"This is the longest set of stairs I. ever tried to climb.►► —.."Sure is,►►
complained Pundi p fland why do you reckon they made the banister so low."
HAPPY EAST
=MON C OLLEGLIN
It Why does your grandma, sit and read the
Bible all. day?"
She's cramminl for the finals,”
t e s o. skirts
"College student, eh?"
"Yes, sirfl o
a stall; I searched his pockets and found money in them".
"I'm sick of marriage. Bill hasn't kissed me since I came
back from my honeymoon," But when a frttond asked,"Why
don't you divorce him?" the bride answered o "Oh o I'm
not married to
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