ril 114 19514 PUNDITS GRAB-BAG Jack Donavan says:- 1 met my wife at a travel agenay. She was looking for a vacation * , I was the last resort. Syd: "I want to know how long girls should be courted." Gattas:At The same as short girls", Senator: " Do you believe in clubs for women?” Clint: n Yes / but only if kindness gniisa" Speoial----No one knows what Nearing her new evening gown / which was extremely daring / the wife paced up and dem for her husband's inspection. —"Well / how do I look?" she said finally * --"I hate to say it, dear," replied her husband, but you're fat." --She gave him a look of annoyance. --" In the best places they say "plump", she corrected, then,", retorted her spouse,"you're getting plump in places." Police sergeant: Prisoner: Patrolman: u It's The bride cried:, Two guys(The Bear and Pundi) were walking off the effects of a big party at the Blue Moon When they accidentally found themselves stutbling along a railroad track. After trudging along for some time, the Bear commented: "This is the longest set of stairs I. ever tried to climb.►► —.."Sure is,►► complained Pundi p fland why do you reckon they made the banister so low." HAPPY EAST =MON C OLLEGLIN It Why does your grandma, sit and read the Bible all. day?" She's cramminl for the finals,” t e s o. skirts "College student, eh?" "Yes, sirfl o a stall; I searched his pockets and found money in them". "I'm sick of marriage. Bill hasn't kissed me since I came back from my honeymoon," But when a frttond asked,"Why don't you divorce him?" the bride answered o "Oh o I'm not married to SEE YOU NEXT WEEK iE•• ~E-3 :^ ~'•i'~;f..~~Ey.dfv3Fw2:~ -~rc~3F ..~3E-3E"# will be up to next,„ Page 2 getting the best
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