March 12) 19514
Joe Svetz, the Math 2 - wizard, was heard saying he wanted his name to
appear in the COLLEGIAN O oXeII Joe l here it is, Howie Jacobs conducts a math
class down the librilTevery Friday from 2:15 to 3:05, ThOSe who want private
tutoring from Howie, for a nominal fee of two dollars an hOur„ just report to
the library on Friday afternoon °
ATTENTION: At Ease
The above was just put there to take up space, this writer is stuck fo
lines.
Sergeant Authur Teel looks very promising sporting his recently acquired
stripes. Lots of luek to a potential officers Pete Mc Monigle looks quite
sharp with his New R. 0. T. C. coat. Nice fit Pete.
Hey, Jake, Itm goifig to take a break, don't go away eause Itm not throe
I'll be back in a week or two, Hi—diddle—diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the zo
jumped over the moon,1111:1.1111
evaluation tests are becoming popular all over, so here is a little qui
students at Highacres to test thems4lves with.
SOS
for the
1. You haven't studied your History assignment and Mr. Peightal
gives you a quiz. Do you:
(A) Bluff your way through by writing anything?
(n) Hand in a blank paper?
(o,Forget to hand a paper in, and explain when asked about
that the Professor must have lost your paper.
2. You copied a theme from a magazine, and Mr. Wilcox is sus
picious. Do you:
(A) Confess?
(B) Explain that you read so many articles by that author, t
it is only natural you should write a bit like him?
(C) Become insulted because he is doubting your integrity?
3. You skip an Econ. class, and then meet Mr. Krecker who info
sently asks how you are feeling. Do you?
(A) Admit that you feel fine?
(B) Mumble something and hurry away?
(C) Begin to moan, or perhaps faint gracefully at his feet
to prove how ill you are?
L. You were late for your first period class, so you parked your
car at the top of the hill. Now you have a tioket. Do you?
(A) Pay the fine uncomplairlmay?
(B) Pay the fine, but tell ever Tone how unfair the parking
regulations are *
(C) Break a leg to provide a good excuse.
The ratings on the answere to these questions are as follows:
1. None of the answere listed, because I wouldn't be in that
situation 3.5 student, congratulations, when will the
wines be noticeable.
2. (A)---no matter what else is said about you s you sure are bray
3. (B)---surely you can do better than this.
4. (0)--you belong on the stage, your talents are being wasted a
lt,V, LET ON OOLLEGIAN
NAMES IN THE NEWS
SELF EVALUATION TESTS
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