March 5 ) 1954
THE LATEST SCOOP --- RIGHT FROM HEADQUARTERS
Perhaps they can use measures ( such as closing the girls' lounge) to some
what limit the inexhaust!lble energy of the girls of Penn State Center. However,
there is one thing that no one, absolutely no one, can limit...o that is the incessa:
talking of girls. Despite the fact that the girls' lounge has been closed for a
whole week, the latest news continues, as usual, to be communicated from girl to
girl. So that the rest of the students will not be deprived of knowing about the h
lights around the Center we have decided to let you know what's '.oing on. Here's
some of the latest;
A few members of the opposite sex, having a great deal of knowledge about
terms and statements decided to use them. John Crine, arbor one of his usual dorm
treatments, said , n Forgive them, Dean Krecker„ for they know not what they do".
Mr. Steel, on a stormy day, after walking through S-101 during one of Mr.
Peightal's political science classes conoerning'the topic nrugged individualise,
said, as he reached the door and the icey blast, tPardon me, but Tim not a "rugged
individualist.n
Some of the girls, gteatly impressed by the movie " The Greatest Show On Eartl
have formed the Sabastian Club. Incidentally theit song of the week is " Everybody
doing it". If yeu're interested in learning the words contact Jackie Cohn; if you':
a good learner perhaps she'll teach you the Toothßrush Song" too,
There are going to be some Changes in courses for some of the girls. Betty
Iffert has announced she wants to take a course in home nursing. Pat Tomsho rants
to change to the two year engineering course. I suppose there will be some other
girls going along with both of them,
Larry Yannes„ a bit differert than the rest of the boys, has a very dainty
bedroom. Most boys' bedrooms are blue", his is PINK and BLUE.
After the first semester's marks the students have turned over a new leaf and
decided to study in new ways. Lilli Junas just about recopies a book, Ed Bradley
under lines practically an entire book, and Mike Blass colors all the pictures,"
Several nights ago, when several of the vets .went out for a sociable e7ening
Clint Frank was supposedly lost° Homsver, what the rest of them didn?t realize was
that he wasn't really lost. He just went home to bed—where they should have been
at three in the morning.
Wednesday night Tommy Breslin went to see his girl and didn't get home till
four in the morning he said the car was stuck, but some of his friends ; , know:tng
Tom, think he was just detainede
Margie Brehm and Mary Ann Kawalickp in desperate need of money s found a new
way to raise a penny * They took their shoelaces out of their shoes and sold them,
It worked tool
This is all the news for now. And this is also a hint to the rest of you
students, if you want the "news of the day", ask the girls—they know it allo,"1"
practically all anyway*
Managing Editor-- George Mastrian
Typists
Carolyn Arlotto
Mary Lou Lotito
Mary Jane Skoff
Stencils
Shirley Ray Art Teel
Reporters
Ellen Iffert
Lilli Junas
Mary Lou Lotito
HAZIE TON COLLEGIAN
STAFF
Shirley Ray
Norby Turnbach
Bob Henney
Copy Editor -- Norm Hall
Jack Di Liberto
Ralph Catiho