March 5, 1954
DANCE RENEWS FRIENDSHIPS
Old home night could have been the subtitle for last Friday night's dance
here at Highcares, bedause dancing with us were many of our Old Highacres class
mates. It was nice to welcome them to our lounge once again and even though the
visitors nearly,outnumbered our present students the dance went smoothly and was
enjoyable.
CAMPUS GIGGLES
This campus giggler wished to apologize to lgr.. Wilcox about one of last
weekls giggles and wished to congratulate him on how he accepted it. Take notice
those statements were not quoted. Since the two names involved are our only
Composition 5 teachers 2 just happened to 'u.so their names without notice. Believe
me, readers, footnotes are important as I found out after my last Composition 5
class. (p. is my advisor.)
Hr. Krecker: (as he would say pyscologically)
A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to behave like a gentleman.
Lying o h the highway. between Highacres And Cenyro"Pm the other night was
a dead skunk. After Nancy Naue„ Jean Platt and Mary Lou Lotito scared the driver,
Lilly Junas, by screaming not to run over the skunk, Lilly came off with this
odorsomo poem,
There once was a guy from the city,
Who thought what he met was a kitty,
So, he gave it a pat,
And said, "nice little cat",
And he buried his clothes in pity.
(The passengers replied, nwhat'a smelly joke."
Tr ts BEEN RUMORED •• •
ms.. That thereto going to be "big doings" at the Narch 12th Dance. (Orchestra
and all)
~.,..That Merri Lu escaped with her life after being tied to the flag pole.
......That John Crises auto has been named HOAR NOTHING".
......That the College Arts Society is scouting for actors.
Pat Tomsho and a certain Radio Announcer are the best of friends.
......That Mr. Steele had to mortgage His Pierce Arrow so the basketball team
could get to the Tournament.
....That Bob Stauffer will become an aspirin addict because of his ROTC lkwadaelle
....That Mary ann Kowalick is the only one who can do the Math 2 problems.
That the seven students in Poly. Sci. 10 get into some very interesting
discussions.
HAZ LET ON COLLEGIAN
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