February 19, 19514
Rumors have been circulating lately that !Pundit! Turnbach(official host
at the Blue Moon in Sheppton) and Corporal Francis Gattas(remembered for his
masterful handling of the vetst Military Brawl) have put their heads together
and came up with the idea of an ' , Old Ments Chowder and Marching Club" or
Veterans! Organization. Contrary to the unfair remark that when these two put
their heads together it was the first time that one and one equaled nothing,
this pair of organizers have been gaining support for their plan and may well
initiate
.the first new social organization at Highacres in years.
"Commander" Turnbach believes the most serious obstacle to his "Chowder
and Marching Club!► has been overcome by removing the title. He realized how
unpopular it was when the only vet who agreed to march at all was Clint Frank,
and this was only with the condition that he would have to go no further than
Joe Krzywiekils in West Hazleton.
ATTENTION: FILE APRIL 22 SELECTIVE SERVICE TEST APPLICATION NOW
All eligible students who intend to take the Selective Service College
Qualification Test in 1954 should file applications at once for the April 22
administration, Selective Service National Headquarters advised today.
An application and a bulletin of information may be obtained at any
Selective Service local board. Following instructions in the bulletin, the
student should • fill out his application immediately and mail it in the
special envelope provided. Applications must be postmarked no later than
midnight, March 8, 1954. Early filing will be greatly to the student's
advantage.
Results will be reported to the student's Selective Service local board
of jurisdiction for use in considering his deferment as a student, according
to Educational Testing Service, which prepares and administers the College
Qualification Test.
After this reporter parked her "truck"in the parking lot, she jumped out,
slammed the door shut, and as she turned she saw a car moving from the top
of the lot to the bottom. She stretched her neck, took a deep swallow and lit
up her eyes, for she was sure that there was no driver in the car. She went
over to the car after it had stopped, looked in,saw no one, tried the door--
it was locked. Was it magic, spooks, or what made this new Black Chevie with
temporary license plates move about twenty feet downhill with no one in it.
The reporter's advice---better get your emergency brake checked..,
The other day we hold a conference with Mr. Ouija Board in the bargain
basement. of the Leader Store. Mr, Ouija, tight-lipped as he was, gave out
with some interesting information which we thought we'd pass along to you.
HAZ LET ON COLLEGIAN
NW ORGANIZATION ,1T HIGHACRES?
SPOOKS, MAGIC 011---JUST SEEING THINGS??
PREDICTIONS FOR SPRING 154
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