November 20, 1953 HAZL - ETON COLLEGIAN
1,
,WHAT WAS IT THAT SOLEUE LOST- in front of the main building
on TITIIJDIX morning 9999( > 99 INTICITY O
2. HINT TO THE GIIILS IN TIE GIRL'S LOUNG:]. "WATCH what you say when
MUTE... is around", Now Hughie what are you doing near the Girl's
Lounge, , could it be//// No of course it couldn't??
3, NARY Kowalickts new name is UHITEY„ Haw did it originate? Ask
her about the nice white mice (mr. Steele's Pets) in the ZOO LAB.
Inciclently idaf is now accepting all orders for xmas Tree Wreaths, so
get yours in early to avoid the lest minute rush. ••
4. FLASH-----FLASH The LUTT JEFF couple at the semi******
GEORGE LAST RIAN and El'ißY 3KA: 7 (who measured 5 foot 4 and 9/16 in,
and EVELYN TOLASKO and her friend from the main campus, who goes as
tall as 6 foot 13/16 of a foot, sore givrilya girls?" 9 " 9 ?
.221. What is this we have ben hea - :ing about LARY DISSOL vanting to
sit on the top of the FLAGPOLE, Now IL",iIY Don't lose your head, ye know
you want to be among the flying colors, or perhaps it is the best way
to GET AWAY FROL THINGS.??
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6_ 4 _ HAD YOU NOTICED// the outfit DICE Rr:3A uas wea2in TU=AY, Oh Boy
just dig that crazy cat,
J. Check those splashy print curtains on the NORTEE:ZT of the Eens
DOMITOBY, JAZZY, why NO 111 11;D =UTE had a nice house warming pc.rty
for the ocassion, it was real real NICE, too bad the Irls couldn't be
invited. What do you think girls, a dorm tc:r:r will be sponsored by the
AAA clubs within the coming week. THAI=, 132 TTY c: JACK keep up the work
8 IJEAT HAPPENED to touch football? whats wrong felllllllassssss.
9. JEAN PLATT has become an expert at using
10. It has become very evident to a few that a certain individual
admires the meticuluous dress of ELAINE - 2=o, and of course ELAINE ALSO
DO2di HIGHLIGHTS
Never a dull moment when you reside in the You would never
realize what activity actually goes on. If you ever see lights blazing
through the dormitory windows at 2 or 3 A.L., it doesn't necessarily
mean ER. ZERBE I 3 or 1 , 3.. RUGHTALIS BLUE 1 .300•1: the next day; it means
that the "NITTANY LION", PAUL "11=0, has honored the fellas with his
.'a.mous "NITS= 1102:11", and they are merely recordLz it for PO:T1 1 ::MITY.
The students of PENN 3T. , TE could be very surprised to know that
the school has 5 golden throat crooners, and 3 orators. These 8 gifted
people practice their talents only when the BLUE 13001 , T3 are cold. Gen
erally Cal. SHIPIALT-I. I 'IILTI G.:=IV3 7 known as the 77, / and woman
killer, PAUL , JANKO-CIIOLIE (analytic geometry) i101LINO31:I, NOM HALL and
808 (Roberto) ILINEY, gather in JOHN CI.IIIU,' , S end. aL11113:1D Gllol , l l s room
to tape record one of their numerous hit tones, incidentl3r they will be
available very shortly for student consumption, so keep posted. They
are listed as the "THE THREE E's" (BARROGE BOYS) Ur.
you better get that inside information from the boys, they may help
make one of your arrangements a Soulp,slj,
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