November 13, 1953
CONVERSATION CONTINUEDt
The next day Victor Much and. Horde Jacobs came into the ping-pong room wearing
wigs, skirts and silk st:mking6 o When Vic and Hcw:i.e started to plutthcrholt and
Taluskwin a game the champoiond were lwing until Taluski discovered the true indantt.
ity of their opponents., then they renll7 Ulm ()
QUESTION of the 1NEEL......T0 it true that Mary Lou Lot)ts lipstick was smeared when
the lights went on after-the slides were shown in Ph o Si 7 class?
FACULTY'S FAMOUS VERBALISM
MR. W1LC0X0.44,(004004 , 0 21 1t gives a spegifio ideas
MR. KRECKERoo,....o o uPrecisely * ycu see"
MISS. BRENUAN O .... 4 O O Prerontasn
MR. STEELEa,64QOO,IOO"Dig that cool PREOIPITATION" (upon seeing the snow)
MR. PEIGHTAL. A ........"Now, thatls only my opiniour
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STUDENT NEWS
--The s
brave ones,
New prospect for the basketball team, Bob YORT, He was caught shooting a
spitball over Illona WEITMANIS shoulder s and guess where it landed?----in her coffee°
..----Shat was the BLUE FORD doing in a glitter on nth atd Vine Streets? Roundabout
way about way home . , HTJH, HUH, HUH, (maybe?)
doesn't Bobby BOYLE take his assigned seat in ZOOLOGY class when it is in
S-101-------SPECIAL REQUESTS,/
—.Jimmy JOHNSON reported that he saw CHIPPY stuch in the snow on his way from
Rocky Glen? Is that why there was no article in last week's CHIPPY column ?
,--..Beware of 'VESSEL RUN"' on days when the snow is good for packing o "VESSELRUNn
is the patch from the Main Building to the Dorm, where Maxie Ybkallokts Packers
invaded Nyoka's SURE SHOTS on Tuesday,
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Hi fellow students,
Your old friend CHIPPY is back once again. lam very sorry that I 10t -
be with you lask week s but as you already know I met up with a littlembstaclo
However, I am back and raring to tell you about some of the campus goes4a
The other day I decided to drop in Mr. Kreokeris Pol c , Scio class. They happened
to be discussing citizenship. Dean Krecker asked the class what happOpod in 1.922
Upon hearing no response, Mt. Kre.zer turned to his poetical abilities"be liven up
the class .--and I quote, Nell, in 1922 Colombus sailed the ocean blue?" As fat
as I know, Mr. Krecker is still in Mr , 109 waiting for an answer*
Seems like those "BLUE BOOKS" really got our freshman down. As I walked in the
cafeteria the other day I heard a few freshman vets singing the "Reinlistment Blues".
Now, gentlemen. sulking will get you no where.
From what I gather, there's going to be a semi—formal. Al]. you hear the girls
saying is I want the "NAME, AGE, HEIGHT and SIZE of HIM",, According to Bev MUM
she doesn't need these facts, she just needs someone to help her choose the right
one from her millions of offers e Now don't be fussy Beve,?o,
Looks like the females are giving Captain CARPER some trouble this semester.
When the captain saw the first snowfall he declared "Oh, isn't this disgusting",
However, two of our freshman lasses differed with him and asked him,---"Now, what is
winter without snow?" As far a I can remember the captain's only answer was a complet,
look of disgust o Girls? Let's try and be a little more agreeable next time s shall we o
Mr o Krecker is really hitting the humorous spots of his Pol o Scl o class c Durn..
ing one of his lectures on "Citizenship", one of the students came up with this
HAZIgT ON COLT 'ECITAN
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